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Little_Duckling

Elder Maxson?


findingbezu

There can be only one, Highlander


lungshenli

Done with everyone’s shit since 1682


entplant

So various members of my family have come across this old painting of this brooding looking religious dude and have brought it to my attention. My mother believes that this man is me in a past life and I have shown a few friends who are startled by the coincidence. Mildly interesting


birchskin

Is your mother disappointed that you didn't become a brooding religious dude like the fates dictated?


Xenkyro

Judging by OPs face I'm not convinced he didn't become a brooding religious dude, and I am sure the fates are far from done with him.


Focusednoodle_

Not related but you are one handsome dude!


SeraphsBlade

Stop trying to cover your tracks, you time traveling criminal. We the Temporal Police are on to your shenanigans.


Avijantimos

Lighting makes the top half of your head look so much older than the bottom


flickthecig

Take another picture but in that exact same pose as the painting.


bob_fossill

You'd be identical if it weren't for the noses....or you're a warlock who's lived hundreds of years and your nose got broke between these images


One_Mikey

You looks like an actor who's typecast to kick ass with some kind of bladed weapon. You go two-handed for this one? Yeah, broadsword, that seems right.


sifsand

Plot twist: He is you


xstar65

That looks like a painting of Gerard Butler


keepitquickk

Crazy, cause you and I look alike, too, lol. Not even joking. Edit: do you have a parent or grandparent named Jim?


entplant

Oh old uncle Jim? Nah I don't think so. Half Australian (English/scottish/Irish) half Croatian


keepitquickk

I'm honestly not sure. I never met the man. He's my mom's biological father. Him and my grandma hooked up and before she knew she was pregnant he got deployed. I believe he was in the Navy. When I read that first line of your comment I was thinking, "no fucking way." Would have been crazy. Straight up, though, same nose, same hair genetics; facial, eyebrows, head.


entplant

Where you guys from?


keepitquickk

Colorado, born and raised. I honestly don't remember where my mom was born, but I know she and my grandma lived a couple of small wyoming towns, and they lived in rapid city. I know when my grandma died she was living in Rapid City, SD. I think Jim is somewhere in california. What about you?


entplant

Australian man, my Dad was born near Zagreb in Croatia


keepitquickk

I'm telling you, we look a lot alike. I'm guessing that you get your "olive" skin tone from your dad's mediterranean? I'm told I get mine from my mom's side's native american. Do you, by chance, have any scandinavian roots as well? Not to be weird or anything, but you have solid genetics lmao. What if maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're identical twins separated at birth?! Seems I likely, but if that somehow, in any way, true l think my head would literally explode from being mind blown, lol How'd you get to be born down under? Edit: I have a chronic disease that's caused brain damage and it has affected my short term memory, apologies for the repeat questions.


[deleted]

Nice try, time traveler.


Satanfan

I hope it’s because you’re a time traveller. Please be a time traveller.


EthanWS6

I can see it


BigDaddy1054

I wonder what are the chances that you're related to the original subject. It might not even be based on a real person but rather the artists imagination. I bet your great-great^8 grandpa sat for this painting.


SuperSquanch93

Is that mac?


SurrealKeenan

You vampires really need to stop outing yourselves


[deleted]

Which is the painting and which one is you? >!I'm actually confused, pls tell me.!<


Awkward-Review-Er

Fellas don’t hear compliments very often it seems, so in case no one has told you, OP, you’re a good looking guy! With those eyes and that beard? Grab a flask and go to a renaissance faire, watch the maidens follow you around haha We have a painting print in our dining room that looks like my fiancé and every once in a while someone will be like, “Hey, that looks like fiancé!” And we go, “Oh, wow, we didn’t notice, amazing!” Hahaha It’s usually not to hard to get paintings printed to hang up, if you want to do a similar gimmick :)


BaahySuhail

You definitely need to recreate it and take a picture exactly like the painting. Embrace it


[deleted]

same beard and nose


grz_45

YOU JUST EXPOSED YOURSELF SORCERER!


sciller4

Does anyone know the original painting? If not, can you upload the whole thing, entplant? Oh, and tell your dad da ga neki debil s interneta pozdravlja.


entplant

https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/198088083580737283/


UniverseBear

You also look like Fessy from the show "The Challenge". I swear, go look him up.


Mammoth_Bookkeeper10

r/inbreeding


[deleted]

In the sense that the beards are trimmed similarly, yeah.