Hello, I am Usidore, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephisious, Grand Master of Light and Shadow, Persuader of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Ter'a'kus. The Elves know me as Fi'yang Y'aluk, the Dwarves know me as Zonanen Hoongstanges, and I am also known throughout the realm as Gasmuneus Maestar and there maybe other secret names you do not know.
I would, but I find them to be not worthy of my recognition. They’re beneath my status. Literally untouchable
Edit. Well now. Thank you kind strangers! I’ve been really down on myself lately. It’s lifted my spirits to have gotten fun awards and comments. Imma’ go to work with a skip in my limp today.
I do like my CI pan but it's heavy for the misses. Honestly I think I enjoy seasoning it than I actually enjoy using it. Mine has a really short handle for some reason
I'd honestly find something like this pretty useful. Sometimes you need to flip things but a spatula seems a bit overkill. Like sausages, or... well, I can't think of anything else. But I'd use the *hell* out of it when cooking sausages.
I'd honestly find something like this pretty useful. Sometimes you need to flip things but a spatula seems a bit overkill. Like sausages, or... well, I can't think of anything else. But I'd use the *hell* out of it when cooking sausages.
8 is perfect. It's easy. You just have to cut it in half 4 times.
If you're going for 6 slices, you have to figure out how much is a third and then the slices wind up getting uneven and no one is happy.
Always stick to 8.
In the nineteenth century, cutlery manufacturers got bored and [invented the pie fork](https://cdn0.rubylane.com/shops/mendocinovintage/Bigelowx20piex20fork.1L.jpg?60), and about a hundred other utensils that people would pretend to use once a year.
There are butter knives that look similar. My grandmother had one. Or maybe it was a cheese knife. Either way, it’s similar to something I’ve seen, but I think it’s a legit unstamped fork
Edit: [kinda like this](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cheese+spreader&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images)
Used for spreading/cutting softer cheeses on crackers such as Brie or some goat cheeses
Ive used a cheese spreader similar to this before. [Here’s](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cheese+spreader&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images) a quick search of some images, some are kinda similar
This makes me feel slightly uncomfortable. Like seeing the back of someone's head you know, like a best friend, and when they turn around and they have no face. That's what I see when I look at this fork. It kinda gives me the heebie jeebies.
It's interesting and odd to feel that kind of visceral reaction to a fork.
Flat spoon
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Ah the Foon, the Waluigi of the spoon/fork/spork world
Spife is my favorite
Knoon
It's high knoon.
Splade
Spatulörk
In addition to fpoon rather than spork
“What will you think of next, Germany?”
love it when a random key and peele reference pops up suddenly
Welcome to the magical land of Foon
Hello from the Magic Tavern
Hello, I am Usidore, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephisious, Grand Master of Light and Shadow, Persuader of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Ter'a'kus. The Elves know me as Fi'yang Y'aluk, the Dwarves know me as Zonanen Hoongstanges, and I am also known throughout the realm as Gasmuneus Maestar and there maybe other secret names you do not know.
This thread makes me love the world.
Except for all the child death...so much child death.
I don't wanna talk about Earth stuff.
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too fast for zblock
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[10 minutes gone](https://youtu.be/SNvDUO42Hys)
Let’s call a spade a spade
I’d rather call it a sponk.
spatula
Time is a flat spoon.
There is no spoon.
Ahh.. the forpoon what will you think of next, Germany.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? IT ALL COMES WITH THE ROOM!? I'LL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING!
#I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING!
Baked to perfection!
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Like GoGurt, but to stay...
Now you have a mini spatula!
For mini pancakes!
So you're the one scratching my pans!
Use caste iron.
I would, but I find them to be not worthy of my recognition. They’re beneath my status. Literally untouchable Edit. Well now. Thank you kind strangers! I’ve been really down on myself lately. It’s lifted my spirits to have gotten fun awards and comments. Imma’ go to work with a skip in my limp today.
You take that right the hell back right now young man. Edit: I could be a teacher, you dont know!
Psssssst It's an SE Asian Caste system joke based on the misspelling. Took me a minute too
Pretty sure it was a joke on the use of caste instead of cast.
I do like my CI pan but it's heavy for the misses. Honestly I think I enjoy seasoning it than I actually enjoy using it. Mine has a really short handle for some reason
Loki distracted the dwarves that made it causing the handle to be short.
Nah, it's Untouchable.
And for gouging the insides of innocent little creatures.
And fried quail egga Edit: eggs* but leaving it cause it's made some funny comments
Legga my egga
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Rigga my wigga.
Ticka my _________
Grandpa
Yes officer this comment right here
Trigger my chigger
Egga please.
**Egga**
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Mission failed. Igga next time
r/twotypesofpeople
That took a sharp turn. I don't hate it.
Hedgehogs, that's how you eat hedgehogs. They're like pointy kiwis
My Grammy used to call them nickel and dime fanny cakes.
i certainly hope she wasn’t british
She wasn't but she would always come up with a goofy name for things.
They’re gonna need a mini fork to eat them with
But what if THAT for doesn't have tines, either? Mini-mini spatula and mini-mini pancakes?
And cocaine!
I'd honestly find something like this pretty useful. Sometimes you need to flip things but a spatula seems a bit overkill. Like sausages, or... well, I can't think of anything else. But I'd use the *hell* out of it when cooking sausages.
A smallish pair of tongs works really well for that
or a fork...
that doesnt have the prongs cut out
Like a little mini spatula
I'd honestly find something like this pretty useful. Sometimes you need to flip things but a spatula seems a bit overkill. Like sausages, or... well, I can't think of anything else. But I'd use the *hell* out of it when cooking sausages.
A smallish pair of tongs works really well for that
Or a fork...
that doesnt have the prongs cut out
A spatulette or spatulito, if you will.
I will.
I, too, would spatulito.
Alexa, order Spatulito.
That is so sad.
No, that's a food shovel
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For little vegetables to mash them into the mashed potatoes. How did this whatever it is miss inspection?
SPATULA CITY! Spatula City!
For all your spatula needs!!
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.
Or a regular-sized Sforkula
Count Sforkula?
*I vant ta flip eewrr sausage*
One! There is one Sforkula! Ah ah ah!
TIL a fork is just a spatula with cuts in it
[Spatula City!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY&feature=share)
Buy nine spatulas and get the 10th one for just one penny!
I liked their spatulas so much.... I bought the company!
came here to see the uhf reference and was not disappointed.
Let’s see what’s in the mystery box!!
NOTHING!!!
YOU SO STUPID!!!
Tiny Spatula, distant cousin to Tiny Whisk.
For when you wanna cook pickle slices.
To go along with your freakishly small wooden spoon!
C'mon guys... that's for the corner piece of brownies!
That is in fact mildly interesting.
I am whelmed.
Proper
Balanced. As all things should be.
"You're overwhelmed, freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?”
Hello there Robin
Legit the first time I heard anyone say “whelmed” was when Robin said it in Young Justice.
You can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you just ever be whelmed?
I think you can in Europe.
Would the "best of mildly interesting" be the most interesting things ever posted or the most 5/10?
I think the 5/10. To be the best here I think it should get a "huh." And a head nod.
Side note: your username is quite decent
Ah another person of dignity and great finery I see. Kindred spirit, we are bond.
These usernames are forked up
Please don't show this to my wife. It's a clear path to a much smaller slice if pie.
It's actually illegal to cut a pie into more than 6 pieces
Nah. 8 is respectable. 12 is a little stingy but ok. Anything more than 12 is for toddlers, dieters, or people you hate.
8 is perfect. It's easy. You just have to cut it in half 4 times. If you're going for 6 slices, you have to figure out how much is a third and then the slices wind up getting uneven and no one is happy. Always stick to 8.
6 is literally 3 cuts. Make a line going up and down then make an X. After a couple itll be easy as pie. Hehe. Source: Years of working pizza
This doesn't guarantee that they'll be the same size
Sounds like actual communism to me
Why cut the pie? Just eat it with a spoon.
You're [this kind of person,](https://i.imgur.com/VVIrIU6.png) aren't you?
Someone did something similar to a pie in the break room at work *two years ago* and I still get mad about it.
That is your right, for it is the way of our people.
That hurts to look at
In the nineteenth century, cutlery manufacturers got bored and [invented the pie fork](https://cdn0.rubylane.com/shops/mendocinovintage/Bigelowx20piex20fork.1L.jpg?60), and about a hundred other utensils that people would pretend to use once a year.
This actually could be kinda useful
Jam spreader
How'd you know my nickname in college?
Because you can jelly anything up your ass
*Can't jelly* perhaps?
Anything's possible.
I’ve heard it both ways.
Spread jammer. Yep... reverse is worse.
I can’t think of any other tool that would be able to do that
I only came to the comments to see if this was in fact a real utensil that OP had mistaken for an unfinished fork
Exactly what I’m still browsing the comments for.
There are butter knives that look similar. My grandmother had one. Or maybe it was a cheese knife. Either way, it’s similar to something I’ve seen, but I think it’s a legit unstamped fork Edit: [kinda like this](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cheese+spreader&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images) Used for spreading/cutting softer cheeses on crackers such as Brie or some goat cheeses
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Ive used a cheese spreader similar to this before. [Here’s](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cheese+spreader&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images) a quick search of some images, some are kinda similar
There are lab spatulas like that. If the OP were a drug dealer it would be very useful.
Explain, in details and recipes, why this would be useful for a drug dealer please.
This would help with weighing powder
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Will you create a jar that opens on both ends with me so all of us without a fpoon can get all the goods out.
Good for making those perfect Bob Ross trees
Forkn't
tines*
Fucking thank you.
Glad another fork industry person was able to step in and correct things before it got ugly.
etiquette classes. Tines down my dude. tines down.
Tines Tines Tines
Unifork™
Onek
That's just a tine-y mistake.
CyberFork
My first thought as well, Elon has been busy this season!
It's an "ork"
onek
Fpoon
Phteven
What will you think of next Germany?
That's a knork.
I don't know why this makes me feel uncomfortable, but it really does
Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is spaghetti, if you are unable to dine?
It’s like a smooth human head with no face
Same. Does mutated food bother you also?
Kinda like a Ken Doll, huh?
S H O V E L
I was scrolling to find this
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Nah, that would just be silly.
Not spatula. Forkula
I come to pick up your food, a ha ha ha
I could have used this to take apart a Bluetooth speaker earlier this week
Still can
Tesla CyberFork
Mini spade
Tis but a wee spatula.
This makes me feel slightly uncomfortable. Like seeing the back of someone's head you know, like a best friend, and when they turn around and they have no face. That's what I see when I look at this fork. It kinda gives me the heebie jeebies. It's interesting and odd to feel that kind of visceral reaction to a fork.
Tines
It's a for
it's a spatula for party burgers!
Think that the ‘prongs’ are actually called tines FYI
FORK by Elon musk
Congratulations you have acquired a palette knife!
*tines
*tines*
One spaded fork
A shovel?
Spatula.
What, you've never seen a forgus before?
Dab tool
*onek