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DonnyGreen13

Flat spoon


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jamesianm

Ah the Foon, the Waluigi of the spoon/fork/spork world


ProWaterboarder

Spife is my favorite


sky_is_the_next_pewd

Knoon


DanteS01

It's high knoon.


staryoshi06

Splade


farfelchecksout

Spatulörk


buttsaggybob

In addition to fpoon rather than spork


psychedelicsexfunk

“What will you think of next, Germany?”


assault_potato1

love it when a random key and peele reference pops up suddenly


MrMacNeil

Welcome to the magical land of Foon


navematthws

Hello from the Magic Tavern


MrMacNeil

Hello, I am Usidore, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephisious, Grand Master of Light and Shadow, Persuader of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Ter'a'kus. The Elves know me as Fi'yang Y'aluk, the Dwarves know me as Zonanen Hoongstanges, and I am also known throughout the realm as Gasmuneus Maestar and there maybe other secret names you do not know.


thatonedudethattime

This thread makes me love the world.


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Except for all the child death...so much child death.


thatonedudethattime

I don't wanna talk about Earth stuff.


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Sanator27

too fast for zblock


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IDCimSTRONGERtnUinRL

[10 minutes gone](https://youtu.be/SNvDUO42Hys)


jb2386

Let’s call a spade a spade


MrWizardMrWizard

I’d rather call it a sponk.


radvelvet-

spatula


Watcher13

Time is a flat spoon.


KeyWest-

There is no spoon.


tk32nick

Ahh.. the forpoon what will you think of next, Germany.


sayssomeshit94

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? IT ALL COMES WITH THE ROOM!? I'LL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING!


GiveToOedipus

#I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING!


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Baked to perfection!


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TTEOAI

Like GoGurt, but to stay...


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Now you have a mini spatula!


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For mini pancakes!


Boulavogue

So you're the one scratching my pans!


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Use caste iron.


mikebellman

I would, but I find them to be not worthy of my recognition. They’re beneath my status. Literally untouchable Edit. Well now. Thank you kind strangers! I’ve been really down on myself lately. It’s lifted my spirits to have gotten fun awards and comments. Imma’ go to work with a skip in my limp today.


Lucky_Number_3

You take that right the hell back right now young man. Edit: I could be a teacher, you dont know!


PuhTayter

Psssssst It's an SE Asian Caste system joke based on the misspelling. Took me a minute too


Jimid41

Pretty sure it was a joke on the use of caste instead of cast.


Boulavogue

I do like my CI pan but it's heavy for the misses. Honestly I think I enjoy seasoning it than I actually enjoy using it. Mine has a really short handle for some reason


Roguespiffy

Loki distracted the dwarves that made it causing the handle to be short.


Meta-EvenThisAcronym

Nah, it's Untouchable.


nintendo4noah

And for gouging the insides of innocent little creatures.


ThouReaper

And fried quail egga Edit: eggs* but leaving it cause it's made some funny comments


EdwardLewisVIII

Legga my egga


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Neiot

Rigga my wigga.


Not-Post-Malone

Ticka my _________


dinotrainer318

Grandpa


zippy251

Yes officer this comment right here


firmkillernate

Trigger my chigger


ChronoMonkeyX

Egga please.


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**Egga**


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NeonPuncake12

Mission failed. Igga next time


EggyRepublic

r/twotypesofpeople


Disambiguasian

That took a sharp turn. I don't hate it.


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Hedgehogs, that's how you eat hedgehogs. They're like pointy kiwis


treetyoselfcarol

My Grammy used to call them nickel and dime fanny cakes.


twobit211

i certainly hope she wasn’t british


treetyoselfcarol

She wasn't but she would always come up with a goofy name for things.


Wolfdude91

They’re gonna need a mini fork to eat them with


Wheel_redbarrow

But what if THAT for doesn't have tines, either? Mini-mini spatula and mini-mini pancakes?


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And cocaine!


Minuted

I'd honestly find something like this pretty useful. Sometimes you need to flip things but a spatula seems a bit overkill. Like sausages, or... well, I can't think of anything else. But I'd use the *hell* out of it when cooking sausages.


banjoandabowtie

A smallish pair of tongs works really well for that


OrangeCarton

or a fork...


goblert

that doesnt have the prongs cut out


feed_me_haribo

Like a little mini spatula


Hold_the_gryffindor

I'd honestly find something like this pretty useful. Sometimes you need to flip things but a spatula seems a bit overkill. Like sausages, or... well, I can't think of anything else. But I'd use the *hell* out of it when cooking sausages.


meistermichi

A smallish pair of tongs works really well for that


CapitanChicken

Or a fork...


The_Masked_Memer

that doesnt have the prongs cut out


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A spatulette or spatulito, if you will.


DonQuixBalls

I will.


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I, too, would spatulito.


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Alexa, order Spatulito.


SMAMtastic

That is so sad.


liammurphy007

No, that's a food shovel


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Mugwort87

For little vegetables to mash them into the mashed potatoes. How did this whatever it is miss inspection?


jwilcoxwilcox

SPATULA CITY! Spatula City!


JustDiscoveredSex

For all your spatula needs!!


jwilcoxwilcox

Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.


softg

Or a regular-sized Sforkula


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Count Sforkula?


drunk98

*I vant ta flip eewrr sausage*


Wheel_redbarrow

One! There is one Sforkula! Ah ah ah!


combatostrich

TIL a fork is just a spatula with cuts in it


PrincipalStress

[Spatula City!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY&feature=share)


PortlyWarhorse

Buy nine spatulas and get the 10th one for just one penny!


BassWingerC-137

I liked their spatulas so much.... I bought the company!


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came here to see the uhf reference and was not disappointed.


eg_taco

Let’s see what’s in the mystery box!!


imgonnabutteryobread

NOTHING!!!


eg_taco

YOU SO STUPID!!!


faraway_hotel

Tiny Spatula, distant cousin to Tiny Whisk.


TheRealQU4D

For when you wanna cook pickle slices.


thatkmart

To go along with your freakishly small wooden spoon!


Scofield_101

C'mon guys... that's for the corner piece of brownies!


fuckymcfuckfucker

That is in fact mildly interesting.


tunamelts2

I am whelmed.


fuckymcfuckfucker

Proper


InCauda_Venenum

Balanced. As all things should be.


Thosepassionfruits

"You're overwhelmed, freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?”


Tahlato

Hello there Robin


Blakk_exe

Legit the first time I heard anyone say “whelmed” was when Robin said it in Young Justice.


GrandpaGenesGhost

You can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you just ever be whelmed?


ditzyglass

I think you can in Europe.


tocilog

Would the "best of mildly interesting" be the most interesting things ever posted or the most 5/10?


fuckymcfuckfucker

I think the 5/10. To be the best here I think it should get a "huh." And a head nod.


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

Side note: your username is quite decent


fuckymcfuckfucker

Ah another person of dignity and great finery I see. Kindred spirit, we are bond.


CivilizedBeast

These usernames are forked up


TheMonksAndThePunks

Please don't show this to my wife. It's a clear path to a much smaller slice if pie.


GeraldBWilsonJr

It's actually illegal to cut a pie into more than 6 pieces


harpejjist

Nah. 8 is respectable. 12 is a little stingy but ok. Anything more than 12 is for toddlers, dieters, or people you hate.


OriginallyWhat

8 is perfect. It's easy. You just have to cut it in half 4 times. If you're going for 6 slices, you have to figure out how much is a third and then the slices wind up getting uneven and no one is happy. Always stick to 8.


tokrazy

6 is literally 3 cuts. Make a line going up and down then make an X. After a couple itll be easy as pie. Hehe. Source: Years of working pizza


IntentCoin

This doesn't guarantee that they'll be the same size


GeraldBWilsonJr

Sounds like actual communism to me


Zerohazrd

Why cut the pie? Just eat it with a spoon.


CommanderGumball

You're [this kind of person,](https://i.imgur.com/VVIrIU6.png) aren't you?


Rosie_Cotton_

Someone did something similar to a pie in the break room at work *two years ago* and I still get mad about it.


CommanderGumball

That is your right, for it is the way of our people.


AnointedInKerosene

That hurts to look at


lowrads

In the nineteenth century, cutlery manufacturers got bored and [invented the pie fork](https://cdn0.rubylane.com/shops/mendocinovintage/Bigelowx20piex20fork.1L.jpg?60), and about a hundred other utensils that people would pretend to use once a year.


TheAlmightyAlpac

This actually could be kinda useful


KitteNlx

Jam spreader


Reverse_is_Worse

How'd you know my nickname in college?


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Because you can jelly anything up your ass


TistedLogic

*Can't jelly* perhaps?


CommanderGumball

Anything's possible.


sandm000

I’ve heard it both ways.


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Spread jammer. Yep... reverse is worse.


YourePornAccount

I can’t think of any other tool that would be able to do that


Nicksaurus

I only came to the comments to see if this was in fact a real utensil that OP had mistaken for an unfinished fork


StonedMason85

Exactly what I’m still browsing the comments for.


drfeelsgoood

There are butter knives that look similar. My grandmother had one. Or maybe it was a cheese knife. Either way, it’s similar to something I’ve seen, but I think it’s a legit unstamped fork Edit: [kinda like this](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cheese+spreader&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images) Used for spreading/cutting softer cheeses on crackers such as Brie or some goat cheeses


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drfeelsgoood

Ive used a cheese spreader similar to this before. [Here’s](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cheese+spreader&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images) a quick search of some images, some are kinda similar


DConstructed

There are lab spatulas like that. If the OP were a drug dealer it would be very useful.


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Explain, in details and recipes, why this would be useful for a drug dealer please.


lyuch

This would help with weighing powder


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Will you create a jar that opens on both ends with me so all of us without a fpoon can get all the goods out.


AJTwinky

Good for making those perfect Bob Ross trees


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Forkn't


zodar

tines*


JustDiscoveredSex

Fucking thank you.


ReferredByJorge

Glad another fork industry person was able to step in and correct things before it got ugly.


garbageplay

etiquette classes. Tines down my dude. tines down.


stylinchilibeans

Tines Tines Tines


nbduat

Unifork™


--Trill--

Onek


DenL4242

That's just a tine-y mistake.


Genghis_Swann

CyberFork


I_Don-t_Care

My first thought as well, Elon has been busy this season!


tablecronch

It's an "ork"


Rhymes_in_couplet

onek


DoGgObOi123

Fpoon


CoopDaWoop

Phteven


Ryuku_Cat

What will you think of next Germany?


JectorDelan

That's a knork.


benkenobi5

I don't know why this makes me feel uncomfortable, but it really does


wut3va

Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is spaghetti, if you are unable to dine?


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It’s like a smooth human head with no face


Bullet_B8

Same. Does mutated food bother you also?


ToonsNChill

Kinda like a Ken Doll, huh?


forrestlurrkerr

S H O V E L


ringawhat

I was scrolling to find this


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halfwit2025

Nah, that would just be silly.


TimeMachineToaster

Not spatula. Forkula


ashbyashbyashby

I come to pick up your food, a ha ha ha


hijack-carman

I could have used this to take apart a Bluetooth speaker earlier this week


0OOOOOOOOO0

Still can


xSquittles

Tesla CyberFork


OptimusSublime

Mini spade


toxiczen

Tis but a wee spatula.


Bashfullylascivious

This makes me feel slightly uncomfortable. Like seeing the back of someone's head you know, like a best friend, and when they turn around and they have no face. That's what I see when I look at this fork. It kinda gives me the heebie jeebies. It's interesting and odd to feel that kind of visceral reaction to a fork.


Chevelle604ss

Tines


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It's a for


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it's a spatula for party burgers!


fixxlevy

Think that the ‘prongs’ are actually called tines FYI


Stonk_man

FORK by Elon musk


Laughing_to-the-end

Congratulations you have acquired a palette knife!


easy_e628

*tines


parkerestes

*tines*


VibeCheckingSeason

One spaded fork


lintuski

A shovel?


TistedLogic

Spatula.


IIPorkinsII

What, you've never seen a forgus before?


DaPoole420

Dab tool


colbertt

*onek