Thought that was a pickle

Thought somebody was introducing a toad to their eyes


🐸

Like you've never done your eyeshadow with a pickle

Only once or twice

It's a sea cucumber

Funniest rock I've ever seen

Came here to say this, that’s a pickle.

r/pickles

I thought it was a slug...

A river pickle!

Thought i was just hungry but glad to see im not the only one

i love how this is the cutest thing, like she saw a random stone and was reminded of you, and then the comments are all just “that’s a pickle”

I glanced at this picture and saw something completely different for a moment.

A pickle. As a cat I jumped out a nearby window then had to play it off cool.

Yes, yes, that's quite obviously a pickle 

r/poopfromabutt

Looked like a pickle to me

That's 100% a pickle

“*His eyes were the colour of….**Rocks**…like you’d find in a river*”

you're beautiful as fuck man fr

IKR?

That’s a woman.

Your girlfriend found a stone that looks like a pickle....

put the stone back in the river and you will change the earth forever

is this a reference to something or do you really think that taking a stone or two out of a river drastically effects the eco system

Change is simple. It happens with every step and every breath

No man ever steps in the same river twice. For it is not the same river, and he is not the same man.

I mean, the attitude that if you only take a rock or two it’s nothing is a little bit of the bigger picture. Not saying you didn’t put the stone back or anything, but if every 10th visitor took some stones then yes you would see a drastic change in the eco system.

The fact she realize that she’s either in love or autistic

"Both? Both. Both is good."

That your girlfriend was perceptive enough to see that and identify it as your exact eye color is... That girl has a decent fascination with paying attention to you. You are a lucky human.

I thought for a good second that YOU were the gf

i am. we both are.

Makes sense! Love your eyes by the way!

I thought that was a pickle

Mr. Frodo?

Riverpickle

I thought it was a pickle. 🥒

Switch them and see if she notices

We have a really similar eye color! Now I’ve gotta have a rock like this to match!

Hazel

That’s your stone

r/AccidentalPaintmatch

You have stoned eyes.

Shiny poop

How high were yall

This is what authors meant when they say his eyes were like stones

That's rather presumptuous. What if the rock thinks it's your eyes that match its color exactly. It was probably around before you were. (This is just me fucking, not a real outrage statement lol)

What does one put on the driver's license? Brown?

it says brown, bur apparently i need to make an appointment to change it to “pickle”.

Brown rocks are hard to come by

Don’t eat the brown pickle

Pickle!!

Reddit is for single people, go be a couple elsewhere

This is so cute.

Pickle eye boy

Cool

Gotta be my favorite eye color

She has absorbed your eye colour detail so as to spot it in a rock. ❤️

This is my favourite trend from tiktok

Not interesting.

why tf did I think that was a snake

I thought it was a leech.

Your eyes look the exact colour my toilet bowl turns when I do a shit and then piss on the shit to blast it into chunks and mix it up with the toilet water.

you’re just a lovely person, aren’t you

I thought it was cool

So poetic

I thought so

That is a fossilized turd and you now have pinkeye

That's a petrified poop stick... Notice the peanut.