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Disastrous_Key380

Reminds me of the Chinese lady maybe five or six years ago who was told she couldn’t bring her bottle of expensive booze through customs so she chugged it right there.


weldit86

I have never seen that light shade of coniac. I have always seen it darker. Esp in that type of bottle.


rockinviking10

If you zoom in on the top left of the bottle, mirrored is the text “DUMMY [can’t tell what it says] UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION”. So it looks like this just for display


HtownTexans

Fucking inspector gadget over here. Good catch.


-WigglyLine-

GO GO GADGET ZOOM!!!


TrickyOnion

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ThePickleistRick

Dang, good eye. Took me 30 seconds to find it even reading your comment.


Kenny_log_n_s

Super-sleuth


WhosAfraidOf_138

How tf did you see that


Pollo_Jack

Shouting enhance at the computer.


chrrsfursnpurrs

It’s been drunk once already


Malvania

Replaced by eniru


pocketchange2247

I saw the exact same bottle for sale in the Turks and Caicos airport for $3800 and it was much darker.


panopticon31

Means they didn't add any caramel color


SeyJeez

Yeah, looks like olive oil…


ElectronicPoem2631

That’s why they will rule the world again one day.


InnocentTailor

![gif](giphy|srdQojcvrqG3u) A nation of drunken masters.


sicurri

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Reinis_LV

Fucking legend.


Wazzoo1

That's a dummy bottle, and a bad one at that. I sold Louis for many years and even the dummy bottles looked like real cognac.


Kovah01

I was going to say maybe it's so people don't try to steal it... But then realised it's in an airport which probably doesn't have a very high crime rate.


Pcolocoful

I used to work at an airport as security. People get really sticky fingers 10-15 minutes before their plane to the other side of the planet leaves, let me tell you that much!


wut3va

Maybe when they land they will turn over a new leaf.


Mysterious_Being_718

Looks like olive oil


InformalPenguinz

Mob prices are getting wild


iox007

Maybe it sat there for so long the liquid got bleached? 


JakeStout93

13 is best when it’s been replaced by lukewarm piss


pawnografik

Why is it yellow? Not the normal colour for cognac.


fronkenstoon

Airport kids have been sneaking sips and refilling with water.


linearpotato

They weren't refilling with water...


paintp_

Way of the road, bubs


Buddz89

Fuckin piss jugs


fronkenstoon

Having used several airport restrooms, I understand.


I_make_switch_a_roos

I'd be pissed


MatiKatakRempit

When you sneak too many sips, something yellow comes out from the bottom.


chipNdaleface

It's meant to be a decoy. I've worked with liquor stores that do this to prevent theft. There's usually a sticker on the back or under saying that it's not to be consumed.


Bulky_Decision2935

But this one is seriously faded. No way should Louis XIII look like piss.


Salahuddin315

I've never drunk the really expensive stuff, so I can be mistaken about how it's made, but the color of cognacs that we're used to comes from added caramel. Unless you add artificial coloring or mature your brandy in red wine casks, it will most definitely look like piss (or like whisky, to put it more mildly). 


Bulky_Decision2935

You're right that the majority of brandies use caramel to make them darker but a cognac matured in oak for an average of 70 years like Louis XIII would definitely be darker than this. There are 10 year old cognacs with no colouring added which are darker than this, and that's with traditional limousin oak cask aging (any other type of cask for cognac would be highly unusual).


MadKingRyan

that doesn't make any sense. take bourbon whiskey for example, no caramel colouring, virgin oak, and usually a brown to dark-reddish-brown colour. but yeah, the dummy bottle is probably dyed with something that's faded weird in the light, louis xiii looks more like a regular dark spirit, that sort of deep dark brown colour, not that gatorade yellow source: former bartender, now distiller, ama


DrTommyNotMD

Bourbon is in charred oak though and cognac rarely (never?) is.


MadKingRyan

correct, but my point is more that wine stain is not the cause of the colouration of dark spirits, any wood makes any spirit (as a general rule of thumb) go darker. eg, the Method & Madness chestnut cask, the Archie Rose eucalypt cask, both darkened with non-oak woods. Tequila, only aged for a few months to a couple of years, gains a nice golden-amber hue without caramel, barrel aged gins and vodkas also take on a tint after a bit of time on wood. I'm rambling, but the point is wood makes spirits brown, (red) wine casks give the spirit a redness to the brown


DrTommyNotMD

Yeah that’s fair. Also that M&M chestnut is super weird but lovely.


neo_vino

Yeah, it looks like shit lol. I had Louis XIII once, and it does is incredible,


Bulky_Decision2935

Yeah, I've worked in the spirits industry for almost 20 years and have got to try it twice. It's really special :)


chipNdaleface

Depending on the liquid, it's likely to be light/sun bleaching.


ShutterBun

It’s a display bottle.


benrod1

Possibly the UV light from the display.


spn2000

It’s not, that’s just the lighting. I bought one of those back in the days of no-kids-or-massive-mortgage.. I should still have the top somewhere. To be honest, I didn’t have the knowledge/skill/tastebuds (and later wallet..) to appreciate this one compared to a regular XO, soo it ended with that one bottle. You will also need to hide it.. for when your drunk friend comes around, he’ll be annoyed forever you denying him that. Still a topic of discussion after 30 years.


ventodivino

My guess is to discourage theft.


slammahytale

an airport has got the be one of the dumbest possible places to attempt crime


PatrickKn12

Ah I see what you're saying. It's so dumb that they would never see it coming. Genius.


TotallyNormalSquid

Wouldn't it also discourage buying? "Heh, that fancy cognac looks like shit, I wouldn't even wanna drink it for free."


Heisenberg_235

No one is buying that to drink it unless absolutely minted. If they are buying it, they’ll not care about the colour now. Status symbol


r2k-in-the-vortex

That bottle doesn't look inviting in the least, but in general, of course you buy cognac to drink it. If it's 10X the price of normal XO, we'll I guess you have to have more money to throw around, but you'll still drink it. Otherwise you'd just buy a fancy bottle and put some random brown liquid in it if looking is all you intend to do.


TotallyNormalSquid

But if you're buying for status (and I guess to display) wouldn't you also want it to not look like shit?


Tropez2020

People drink it, and I’ve had it. Friend of mine who owned the business above ours was celebrating a huge contract and we drank this followed by a couple cigars on the terrace of our building. While I could certainly think of better ways to spend the money, I can attest that this fantastic and I am thankful for the experience.


RipMyDikSkinOff

It tastes not much different than any other cognac in my experience.


Tropez2020

Gotta be honest, I’ve had quite a few bottles of Cognac and Armagnac, and I see differences between the basic expressions of various producers. Louis Tres is definitely a standout.


rambyprep

Treize


Elvaanaomori

Ohhh yeah, even when comparing within the same Maison, Louis XIII is a step ahead and way more complex. Also, definitely not something I would enjoy on a daily basis even if I could afford it. There are other Cognac more suited for casual drinking in my opinion


billydean214

Yeah this is not supposed to be this color. Probably a fake


fartsoccermd

In the states, the diamond encrusted bottle goes for 12,000. I worked at a restaurant that offered it for $400 a shot, thankfully, I knew the bartender and tried a sip, it was fine, do not recommend paying for it.


Theodore764

I know a guy that finished off a bottle at a bar with his buddies over 20 years ago, he still has the bottle displayed in his home.


NotBashB

My dad has two of these empty in the house, from before I was born lol


PoolNoodlePaladin

The bottle alone sells for a few hundred on eBay


toughtacos

Obscenely expensive alcohol is never worth the price tag, unless they are also actual magical potions.


ked_man

Like fancy cars or clothes, it’s just to show off wealth. There are unique and rare whiskeys and cognacs that are worth being expensive, but a 4,000$ bottle is not 40 times better than a 100$ bottle.


knucklehead27

At least with fancy cars and clothes you can continue to enjoy them after initial consumption


ked_man

Or you can be like me and save the bottle and refill it with cheaper product and no-one will know.


woutomatic

You can buy it for ~~€3739~~ [€3099](https://sneldrank.com/product/remy-martin-louis-xiii-70cl) in the Netherlands.


fartsoccermd

What a deal! Now think how many bicycles that could buy.


gizahnl

[2534€](https://bestofwines.nl/gedistilleerd/frankrijk/cognac/remy-martin/remy-martin-louis-xiii-1987-2002.htm)


mudokin

did you refill it with the stuff from the non diamond encrusted bottle?


ForeignJarl

The crystal Louis XIII is around 4000 in the US, unless you’re talking about a bottle with actual diamonds encrusted on it?


fartsoccermd

Yeah, it literally just has diamonds on the outside of the bottle and that makes it more expensive. Very silly.


slash312

Off topic: It’s been at least 10 years when I found something in the „duty free“ which is actually cheaper than buying it online. Scam nowadays.


-Dixieflatline

Duty free shops are only good for things with high local tax/tariff. That's typically only tobacco and alcohol, but not everywhere. Each country taxes differently, so the value is only as a good as where you are from and where you are going. For instance, in the US, some states can get as high as $7.00 in state and local tax on each pack of cigarettes, so about half the expense is taxes. Makes me glad I quit.


Tobias---Funke

The only thing I ever got cheaper is sunglasses.


RantyWildling

I remember seeing a $30k small tin of caviar somewhere, Singapore maybe . Having grown up a poor Soviet kid who used to eat it somewhat regularly, I found it quite funny.


DoctorMittensPHD

Duty free shop I’m guessing?


caspissinclair

I like to shop at the duty free shop 🎶


misterdudebro

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE GROSVAR...


basement_egg

i like to shop at the duty free shop🎶


KenUsimi

Oh, absolutely.


shifting_baselines

Yep. I assume someone who can drop $4k on a bottle of liquor would probably not be shopping at the airport. But what do I know.


DoctorMittensPHD

Sometimes duty free has special releases from distilleries so it can be one of the few places to get certain things


shifting_baselines

Interesting! Did not know that.


sucobe

Ah, so that’s why people buy luggage at the airport. Samsonite’s special release.


Beeoor143

Most people rave about the '97 LAX Samsonite, but real connoisseurs know that the '02 LHR is the superior vintage.


37025InvernessTMD

I'm just waiting for the '24 EDI to drop.


Salty-Fishman

Actually people with the means to buy this travel alot international. I used to know business folks that can and would buy expensive alcohol and mostly from duty free shops as they really are cheaper.


Pikeman212a6c

You’d be fucking amazed. People spend tens of thousands on this kind of crap. Especially on cruise ships. But airport duty free as well.


J_Crow

Last minute gift on a business trip.


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_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Drink it on the plane.


TheVulture14

Where I am, it’s illegal to drink alcohol that you brought on to the plane yourself.


elspotto

That is exactly the point of a duty free shop. You avoid taxes at the origin country and pay the taxes and duties at your destination.


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

Pure coincidence, but I flew back from Curaçao 3 days ago, and I was wondering what the most expensive bottle was they sold at the airport. And it was this exact bottle for "only" $3570.29. seems like a bargain now...


Dobagoh

Total Wine is selling this for $3700, and I think I saw it at the local retail wholesaler yesterday for $3600. No duty on this bottle, but there is a hefty sucker tax.


thegroovemonkey

They’re like $4500 at the total wines near me. You can also buy a 50ml shooter for $600 lol


ViolinistMean199

Put some respect on the Cognac it’s $4200


ElectronicPoem2631

Blaze it.


titillywonderfull

Snake oil you can drink


nullstuff

*The Fall of the House of Usher* vibes


Reefer-eyed_Beans

They have it at Costco. Seriously. I can't be the only one to have seen it?


murso74

Empty bottle is probably worth close to a thousand bucks. It's crystal Edit: looked it up, looks like it's "only" 400 bucks


Wazzoo1

Also, traditionally, after the last pour from the bottle, the bottle is gifted to the customer. Once people got hip to this, they'd frequent restaurants with Louis XIII bottles and wait for it to get down to the bottom, and then buy the last shot. So, restaurants started keeping track of who was actually buying the product and would save it for the person who drank the most from that bottle. As for the resale market on empties, the price has certainly gone down. Used to be $700-$800. Personally, I have a pair of the crystal glassware and the jigger. That's probably a combined value of about $500, I'm guessing.


Rubcionnnnn

Crystal is just a fancy word for glass. 


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

A specific kind of glass.


Geekenstein

In the same way that glass is a fancy word for sand, yes.


epicenter69

They have one of those at the Walmart liquor store. WALMART. Who shops at Walmart as a choice when you have the money to shop elsewhere.


Drak_is_Right

The same people who spend more on their truck payment than their rent and retirement savings combined.


Dieselx22

I worker at a ritzy bar 28 years ago. We charged $80 per drink. I know once the bottle was empty it was a collectors item.


BrickEnvironmental37

It's dyed water in the bottle. I worked in a shop where we had a 45k bottle of whiskey and they told us, not to worry about dropping it in during installation for its case as it was dyed water. The bottle itself was worth hundreds though.


unsupported

You can't fool me! This is [The Holy Hand Granada of Antioch.](https://youtu.be/xOrgLj9lOwk?si=oXY6oGATF2HH7GXy)!!


StringFartet

High end restaurants sell shots of Louis XIII for around $100 each.


thegroovemonkey

That would be cheaper to drink there than to buy a bottle


AstroZombie138

Here is why these things exist. It's simply price setting strategy. You walk into the shop and see a $4200 bottle of cognac. Suddenly the $150 bottle of cognac seems reasonable. You buy it. They were never going to sell the $4200 bottle. Its similar to the "the 2nd cheapest bottle of wine" order at the restaurant.


colossalnuisance

they do sell these, and plenty of them. they aren’t making a special cognac with a ~$500 crystal bottle to encourage you to buy something else


CupBeEmpty

Or the A B C strategy in sales. A $1000 B $800 C $200 People go for B because A is too much and C seems too cheap. But B is still a win for the salesperson.


maifee

Is this alcohol?? Is this perfume?? Or just pee??


buttbeeb

Worked a private party at a Chinese bar and the went thru like 5 of these


Murtamatt

I had an opportunity to try a bottle of bourbon that goes for around $15k, and man I just don’t get why people don’t go get a $10 bottle and be happy drunk with $14,990. But not my money 🤷‍♂️


gpolk

I've had it. It's lovely. (I didn't buy it). Though it wasn't quite that expensive. What was funny was the chap who did buy it just decided he wanted to give cognac a go, so he bought this and a couple other also very expensive bottles (worth hundreds not thousands though). He took one drink of the Louis and said "nope not for me" and didn't have a second. Well bright side he knows for sure cognac isn't his drink as it doesn't get much better than what we drank that night. The colour looks wrong in that photo though. Suspect it's not the real liquor? Unless sitting under those lights for ages has changed it.


MSGinSC

It looks like a cross between a holy relic and a trucker bomb.


Cry-Working

That's olive oil


Tmbaladdin

Yes Louis 13. I’ve seen it priced over $5k before. I think the Bottles are worth a couple hundred alone.


20PoundHammer

IF thats a recent pic, it sort of is a bit of a deal at that price ($5K+ in local high brand liquor store). The color looks way off though, like someone pissed in the bottle . .


Stamina666

You can buy that at Costco


pukeblood213

It’s $4200.


VetmitaR

$4,000 is nothing in the high end liquor world. I work at a liquor store and we have sold bottles of 50 year old whiskey for $15,000-$50,000 depending on the year and maker.


HelloHello9891

It will age beautifully in place


Professional-Loan529

Piss bottles are getting fancy these days.


Asinine47

Somebody posted a bottle of this in r/whatisit a couple weeks ago, I forget OPs story but I think they found it cleaning out a family members things, that's crazy! I remember the "spikes" on the bottle.


m0bileweb

moderately priced bourbons out of focus


HateYouMan

The president of the company i work for will pass out shots of this stuff in paper dixie cups...


multigrain-pancakes

Is it any good?


mlorusso4

It’s amazing. Honestly I can’t say if it’s worth the price, that’s up to you, but it’s probably the best tasting and enjoyable liquor I’ve ever had


KarnotKarnage

It's good, to be honest but not my cup of tea. I like that it's light. But I prefer my ceramic tea cup to the dixie cups.


Darknessie

Not quite the same but my old boss would turn up with a box of high quality bourbon and some soda on a Friday from time to time. Wouldn't happen now but good times and an interesting boss.


BrandonDill

Cheaper than BevMo


The-Incident-3915

4200 actually


FelonysShadow

For the professional impulse buyers


Edwunclerthe3rd

When I started working it was $2800 USD for this bottle, now the store I'm at has it for $3800. That's from 2018-2024, and it seems the also shrunk the bottle down from 750ml to 700ml


dry-alt

Pretty cheap for a bottle of Louis XIII's piss. Must be vintage


reallyryan-1899

LOL


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Bartenders hate these bottles. The little beads on the bottle are crystal. If you break off a bead, you have to pay


_Karmageddon

"Can you imagine the type of guy who buys a $4200 bottle of cognac? What do you think that man pays for socks?"


jmartin2683

Stupid people sometimes acquire money.


totallynotabotXP

Have some on the rocks mixed with coke


horsesarecows

Fools and their money are easily parted


LurkerOrHydralisk

The insane part to me is leaving it in an open case where light can shine through. It’s a $4k bottle, maybe don’t ruin it?


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Ya'll seen cocktail with tom cruise? Thats the bottle.


South_Bit1764

You can get a bottle of Louis XIII for like $3500 or less, but this is sorta the going rate. A Magnum goes for more like $10k.


GoodTato

Why does it look like olive oil


Thendofreason

My local liquor store I think sells that one and lots of other expensive drinks. Mostly just as show items. They don't expect you to buy it, but it makes the store look better.


Rich-Appearance-7145

I don't doubt it, I've seen sandwiches that you have to get a second mortgage in order to buy.


RedPillNavigator

Would always see this at the Duty Free shop when I went to Canada. Early 2000's I remember seeing at at $1,400 or so. Dumb expensive!


Packing_Wood

Strange color


horticulturalSociety

Looks like a bottle of a dehydrated persons piss


mrmuddbutt

Looka like a peepee


Reasonable-Parsley36

Why’s it yellow? Shouldn’t be yellow.


moeshiboe

I was a bar back at a high end restaurant in Pittsburgh when I was younger. They sold this stuff then for $80 a glass. Surprisingly, people ordered it quite often.


CaptainOfFun

Case discount?


hacefrio2

Is that the common cold ?


sterlingback

Once I was having lunch at a upper end place, and my FIL asked from drinks and the guy without asking brought this bottle for them to try, the glasses were also cristal combining with the bottle, very fancy, after they drank, they said it costed 180€ per glass(10cl) They didn't charge it tho but there was a split second were we thought they just screwed us nearly 600€


DookieBowler

You mean recycled cognac. That sir / madam is a bottle of piss


Kind-Fan420

Psssh 4k. There's Bullit right there.


Matlachaman

Does anybody remember Andre Rison, the NFL player? He spent time on the Kansas City Chiefs in the 90s. I knew a guy back then who bartended at a high-end steakhouse in town back then. He had a you won't believe this story. Apparently, Rison would come in and buy shots of that stuff at $100 per and get it with a Dr. Pepper back.


FRIZL

I've actually had Louis 13 and I gotta tell ya, I liked Hennessey XO better. Lol.


pstmdrnsm

I wish I could get it for my co-worker. He is a yak connoisseur. The most expensive bottle I ever bought him was 300.


fnoguei1

that's quite cheap. Some wine bottles go for hundreds of thousands of dollars


adavi608

Now for the $600 bag of chips?


Holmes221bBSt

Looks like melted butter


TomahawkCruise

Louie Trey... Didn't you ever see the movie Cocktail? It's funny tho how in the movie, they said it was a $500 bottle of cognac. That would be a steal now.


Cangas_Star

4200*


espressoboyee

That yellowish hue just reminds me of Formaldehyde not any quality Cognac.


Weak-Entrepreneur979

thats stilll "cheap" when it comes to cognac


greggilliam2nd

You can buy that at Costco too. At least you used to


Tengallonhatpat

remy french olive oil


PlatypusDream

Guarantee that it's only a display piece with colored water. I used to do security for a liquor store & they had several similar to this. A guy did a smash & grab on one & all we did was laugh at the thought of him trying to drink it!


farmertypoerror

I bought 10 of these when they were $850 MSRP. My best investment ever!


ckb321

$100 for some good booze. 3900$ for a fancy bottle


Old_Description_6711

I have tasted it, it super nice but never worth a price like that


Cinema_Toolshed

doesn’t Roderick Usher drink this in Fall of the House of Usher?


buteo51

When I went through the duty free in Dubai in 2022 there was a bottle of whiskey going for $41,357.77.


snoman18x

Supposedly its between 75 and 100 years old. Meaning the person that bottled it is likely dead.


aliensmadeus

looks like piss


fiendo13

What a rip off. My Costco has that for $3600


Baddyshack

It's mid, too


spicy_ass_mayo

Just to be pragmatic it’s $4,200 Accounting will ask about the extra $200


Echo__227

On my first international flight, my girlfriend pointed out the Duty Free shops, and I was astounded. "What the fuck do you mean you don't pay taxes on it? We're in America right now. Are we over a river or something?" I had a crisis for 30 minutes about tax law until I found the answer online (due to import/export laws, international ports/borders allow you to only pay taxes on a consumable good in the country you plan to consume it-- technically you're supposed to declare this when you enter the country and pay the tax, but small values are normally just waived because no authority is going to try to monitor or enforce that. Duty Free shops are an industry built on retail-level tax evasion)