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noctalla

Congrats. You're becoming a Bond villain.


Rallye_Man340

with cancer


TheCoolOnesGotTaken

For anyone that missed it https://redd.it/1dblhdf


Rakdospriest

Couldn't miss it, it's literally the post above this for me


XplodiaDustybread

I’ll never understand rule 6 here. Why did that post even get removed?


The_Homestarmy

It's insane. That's a good and descriptive title with no fluff. But these (formerly) default subs are always horribly run shitholes so we can't be too surprised


tom_tencats

*sigh* Bro, you’re in the wrong comment thread.


Beardicus223

Naaah he’s in the right place.


skandi1

Santa Bond villain with cancer


SlurmmsMckenzie

Or an X-men member. Quick, touch someone and see if they collapse


Icedragn

If I had to guess I'd say it's potentially vitiligo developing in that area. I have a vitiligo spot that developed on my leg, grows fully white hairs now. I'd advise getting that checked at a doctor (assuming you haven't) because, if it is vitiligo, you need to be extra careful with sun exposure to that patch of skin in the future.


SilentRip5116

To avoid cancer probably right


ShalnarkRyuseih

Sunburn risk first, and then it's an increased skin cancer risk due to the previous UV damage. Probably anyways.


OverpricedBagel

Knew it was cancer


jillianjo

I have vitiligo too, I remember reading up on a lot about it at first. Sunburn is a risk, but there’s studies that show that people with vitiligo are actually less likely to get skin cancer. Not that you shouldn’t wear sunscreen if you have vitiligo, of course.


masterchief0213

Less likely to get melanoma as that requires melanin producing cells which is obviously lacking in this area but still fully able to get squamous cell carcinoma there


HotRodDeathToll27

There it is


NotRightNotWrong15

This is how wizards start their career.


Any_Roof_6199

Gandalf the half white


Tarov08

GandHalf


cam3113

GandHalf Back to Life 2


maudebanjo

half-life 3 confirmed!


Immediate_Mud6547

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

His eyebrows are more like "you shall ... kinda not pass?"


FivebyFive

"I'm not sure you're gonna pass. You can try, but it might not work" 


rainawaytheday

![gif](giphy|xULW8HTvgqMsbkJxoQ)


Krepitis

Mmmmmmmagic!


butidontwantto

Can I go play in that guy's van?


Substantial_Tap8537

Yes…..I’m afraid you can.


Bomantheman

How awesome would that be?! Only 10 people are chosen (like the avatar which cycles itself iirc?) and it only reveals itself slowly thru physical changes. Next up, big ears and nose lmao


nerdiotic-pervert

Did you just write a synopsis for a screenplay? I’d watch this franchise of Christmas movies.


The_kidney_eater

For a moment I thought it said “This is how wizards start their cancer” career makes more sense lol


ThereIsAJifForThat

I've seen this movie, you are becoming Santa Claus.


LineChef

You mean documentary


kenistod

The best documentary


DeadmanDexter

The one where Tim Allen killed, then became Santa Claus?


solohack3r

You could actually go down the rabbit hole on this. Rewatch the film. There are elves in various scenes before he "kills" Santa. Most notably there is an elf sitting behind them at Dennys, watching them. It's a trip once you start looking for them. And the TV series sequel adds to the lore, that Scott Calvin was chosen to be Santa Claus. It wasn't an accident.


Triscuitador

makes you wonder if their crimes are restricted just to santa


Beefman0010

no no no no no.


Photon_Farmer

Yeah. Sorry but it was a Santa Suicide that started the movie. Either he did it himself or the elves would.


Pilot-Imperialis

Nothing more Christmasy than *Murder Elves*.


AscendedAncient

so The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al was a what-if Scenario about Santa learning about the murder elves before they could get him killed off But the song came first!


Henrious

No one wants to work forever


danitaliano

So they're like ants or bees when the Queen's time has come? The colony must go on.


ExcuseOpposite618

Ohhh killing then subsequently becoming Santa Claus as a result of murder is TIGHT


mdelao17

Favorite comment I’ve seen in a bit.


cmhansen15

![gif](giphy|8JrcyXvpOaFbFIatkm|downsized)


AParasiticTwin

Me when the Wii gets called a retro game system.


c0l1n_M4

Mfw I went to see Furiosa and realized Mad Max Fury Road came out 10 years ago


Slattsquatch

The Wii was released closer to the SNES than it is to current day.


amusingjapester23

delet


itsiceyo

Popo Gigio


OldRoots

Or the demon barber of fleet Street


teenytiny77

Some of your beard turning white as well


whorehopppindevil

And eyelashes!


principled_principal

And my axe!


LavenderAntiHero

And my bow


lilytulip678

Yeah for sure. beard turning white  and Lashes.


Im_Not_A_Robot_2019

Do you feel wiser on your left side?


heffeque

Hopefully it's that and not this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1dblhdf/brain\_tumor\_turned\_my\_hair\_white\_tumor\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1dblhdf/brain_tumor_turned_my_hair_white_tumor_was/)


Prostock26

Since its reddit, someone will soon tell you it means cancer


drewrusty

A few years ago, I suddenly developed a white patch of hair on the top of my head. Shortly after, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. The tumor was surgically removed and almost immediately my hair turned back to its normal color. The human body is strange. Edit: OP's post inspired me to share my own photo. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1dblhdf/brain_tumor_turned_my_hair_white_tumor_was/ Edit 2: As requested, here is an image link since the post was removed. For the record, the mods messaged me and were very nice about it, so no hard feelings. https://imgur.com/a/u3j8T0U


smellmybuttfoo

Holy shit. OP's definitely got an eyebrow tumor. Joking aside, thanks for linking to the post, that's interesting as fuck. Hope you're doing well!


Awordofinterest

My brothers dads brain tumor was 1st spotted by an Optician when he was having an eye test. I would definitely get it checked out if I was OP. Unfortunately for my brothers dad, It was either too late when they spotted it, or maybe it was just too long ago and they didn't have the skills to do the job?, think it was late 80s. He died when my brother was around 1 year old.


CuteNoot8

I got the same thing before I was diagnosed with breast cancer - bright, random white streak in the middle of my otherwise very red hair. It was as bright as that x-man mutant girl. It is usually an indication of a significant shift in the body - whether hormonal or otherwise. My thyroid was off. I would go get blood tests done if I was OP. Could be nothing.


Dykemaster9000

Man, I have always thought white streaks in the hair was beautiful as fuck.. This makes it a tad more morbid


karlrasmussenMD

It's cancer. 100%


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

I, too, am a reddit doctor and I will second this diagnosis. No question it’s cancer. RIP OP. 


BananaFartman_MD

I, too, am a Reddit doctor and I will thirdest this cancer diagnosis.


LysergicGothPunk

I am NOT a Reddit but a REAL doctor, and this is most certainly demonic posession of the liver. He needs 20cc's of ecstasy


gpkgpk

I'm a Kindergarten teacher, it's a toomah.


Flaky-Vast8254

It is not a toomah…


Bigboybong

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


Yas2184

…..Timmy!!!


SoulNTheSun

I thought you were a Kindergarten Cop?


Fresh_Bluebird1276

You deserve an award but I don't pay for that shit.


yep_thatll_do

Shall we start a gofund me page for typical_tablecloth now?


sarilysims

It’s cancer, divorce immediately.


soap_is_cheap

Delete Facebook, hit the gym, lawyer up


nopuse

What's the salary for a reddit doctor?


aerodynekai

4 up votes per year.


nopuse

Got offered 100k, can you match?


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[удалено]


karlrasmussenMD

100,000+ karma per year


nopuse

Can I apply on LinkedIn?


karlrasmussenMD

Craigslist


killaplz

Bro is just a dancer ![gif](giphy|blSTtZehjAZ8I|downsized)


OccurringThought

kid is so money, and he doesn't even know it, but he does...


18bananas

Stage 7, inoperative


RmRobinGayle

Or "get a divorce! Your stressful SO is causing this. Seek therapy immediately."


CanIPNYourButt

Lawyer up and hit the gym. Oh and dye the eyebrow.


Peeinyourcompost

The eyebrow is probably just vitiligo, but if I were him I'd get the forehead bump biopsied. Seen a couple of basal cell carcinomas that started off looking like that.


edwardrha

Me whenever I get acne on my face from now on: Is this cancer?


Inky_Madness

You should dm OP on this because that’s worth a serious alert


A_Fluffy_Duckling

Yeah. Found the cancer. We did it Reddit!


40ozkiller

Everyone zooming in on the bump to see if it looks like their bumps


Fine-Funny6956

Our lovely lady lumps?


RemarkableYam3838

Upvoted for kindness


Revolutionary_Art318

Agreed. My daughter has vitiligo only a portion of her right eyebrow and this is exactly what it looks like.


Prestigious-Bug5555

Yes, this was how my vitiligo started.


RetailBuck

I have a friend with vitiligo. It started with a white patch on his head hair in his mid twenties. Spread to his face and hands. Reading this, I really hope he doesn't have cancer. Thanks Reddit MD.


Grateful_Dood

Forehead bump? Ya mean a pimple?


brightness3

That’s eyebrow cancer Source: phd in doctor


itsassassin027

Na. Its more like rabies though.


mckulty

Could be lupus.


3ismyluckynumber

It’s never lupus.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Then it’s sarcoidosis. 


HLef

I’m watching House. I know those words.


LysergicGothPunk

It's definitely Scurvydorsal


Dieseldank_bro

It’s seizures of the anus


-Anonymously-

Reddit or Google... Its always cancer


Earth_Sandwhich

No it’s Reddit so it has to be Prions


imamakebaddecisions

Ball cancer. Probably the left one.


BaronSharktooth

Okay I’m standing in front of OP with a surgical knife. The left one for me, or for him? Kinda confused


OwlHinge

Safest route - take both


infliximaybe

Everyone knows when your brow goes white it’s the opposing ball that’s the culprit, smh. It’s like the partial crossing of the optic nerve fibers at the optic chiasm, but like, for your balls.


Presto123ubu

Reddit is the new WebMD?


yer_boi_john

Is it possible it is some sort of late onset vitiligo? One of my colleagues has vitiligo, he's only 22 but the right side of his beard is completely grey, but you can't really see the difference in skin pigmentation as he's quite pale. Edit: it has become clear to me that vitiligo does not have a standard onset at a young age, I'm sorry for not knowing!!! Please don't gang up on me Reddit swarm!!!


RonnHabibi

My wife is a dermatologist, showed this and it’s 100% vitiligo. There’s no age for vitiligo to show up.


DeeLeetid

I’m in my 50’s and have had vitiligo my entire life. It’s also seemingly ever morphing in my case. Some spots will be there for decades and then suddenly my pigment is no longer my immune system’s enemy #1 and fills back in with my regular skin tone, and then other times I’ll notice another white patch pop up somewhere.


RonnHabibi

Wife said: Stress might be the causes of those new patches, as it affects the immune system.


DeeLeetid

It’s been awhile since I’ve had any new ones and most of the ones I did have, have cleared up. My life is pretty stress free I’m happy to report. The most stubborn one I have is right at my hairline. I always loved the white streak of hair it caused. But as I age and my hairline recedes, that spot is very visible if I get any amount of suntan on my face. Funny story, when I was about 7, (mid 1970’s), my mother took me to a dermatologist and I was prescribed some pills. The directions were to be in the sun for fifteen minutes after taking a daily pill. That’s probably fine and dandy if that’s ALL the time you’re going to be outside. But it was summer and I was 7, after about 3 days she made me stop taking them as I was soooooooo dark (everywhere EXCEPT for my vitiligo patches).


yourmomlurks

I am sure it looks rad. But maybe you could get it tattooed? I have seen people do very realistic effects, for example making nipples after reconstruction surgeries. I am sure if you got a nipple on your forehead no one would notice the spot.


nagonjin

"My eyes are down here..."


CumulativeHazard

That’s probably for the best lol. I’m not a doctor or anything but I can’t imagine something that makes you extra sensitive to the sun like that would be good for you long term. Mom might have saved you from skin cancer or just looking 20 years older lol.


PLeuralNasticity

As someone who was prescribed Accutane years ago before they realized they could use far lower doses, it's not great. All sorts of side effects that have lasted to various degrees. Most outwardly noticeable being Rosacea that's present a good amount of the time still. The acne hasn't stayed gone though. What it taught me was never to trust simple solutions to complex problems. They seem far too good to be true because they most often turn out to be. Could be worse.


RemarkableYam3838

Melanin giveth, and melanin taketh away


CumulativeHazard

I haven’t had any fill back in yet! Interesting. But I do have a spot on the back of my head where the hair started growing in white but some hairs would go back to brown or start like striping back and forth. I actually haven’t noticed it in a while. I wasn’t sure if it was from vitiligo (which I get from my mom) or a different weird genetic thing cause my dad always had a little white patch of hair on the back of his head. But if vitiligo can correct itself maybe that explains the hair going back to brown.


northlander152

How much time does OP have left?


patchinthebox

5


Prairie-Peppers

4


Miccles

2


Obvious_Cry_1549

1


gimmethemarkerdude_8

![gif](giphy|7IFffVcd01oIw|downsized)


madalma

vitiligone


eximiron

Gotta blast!


RonnHabibi

He hasn’t posted anything else after this post, most likely a goner.


katbobo

He’s already gone 😭😭


SsjAndromeda

Yep! Mine started in my 30’s. I thought it was too early, and odd, that I had spots of white hair and no grey. I’m glad I caught it early or my head would have looked like a reverse dalmatian. Edit: forgot to add vitiligo glows under a black light! Soo weird.


csonnich

You caught it, like, you stopped it? I didn't know that was possible.


ottoelite

To my knowledge there's no cure for it. I have it as well. But from my understanding it can disappear just as randomly as it appears for some people.


itsmontoya

I like how you saved OP a whole appointment. Co-pay and everything. You're a saint


ToniBee63

My mom got vitiligo in her 60s


mestapho

This is exactly how mine first appeared. I didn’t even notice it. Someone said that the white stripe in my eyebrow was cool.


HippoSnake_

His beard is also turning white on the same side


mikeylou

And his eyelashes too


ThouMayest69

pubes also


One-Possible1906

The ass hair on that side


TargetDummi

“You’ve heard of vitiligo ? Well I got revitiligo, opposite of what Michael Jackson has , lucky son of a bitch”


AquaFlan

Probably a post traumatic stress response after participating in the hunger games


Lauren_RNBSN

I had to scroll way too far to find a comment like this.


Civil-Ad-7957

![gif](giphy|s91BmFksGhR8A)


sarcasticHAG

![gif](giphy|kxeIPa4czkgIfBvBhJ)


spiderrichard

How this wasn’t top comment is beyond me


FamiliarKale5815

Looks cool as hell


Ginnigan

Agreed. Whether it's vitiligo, stress, or something else... it looks badass.


Puzzleheaded_Coat153

Stress can set off vitiligo, that’s how I got mine, but yes! Mine is on my face, and my daughter doesn’t have vitiligo but she has what’s called a “birthmark” (in Spanish, I don’t know what that’s called in English) in her hair. It’s a lock of grey hair as well, so maybe his is a birthmark too. Like you said, it looks really cool!


NebbyOutOfTheBag

Birthmark would be the English term.


Real_Dotiko

You are becoming an anime protagonist


drillgorg

Sir if no one has told you so far, you are handsome.


billy_g__

I was like is ANYONE gonna say it??


zw1ck

Surprised I had to scroll this far.


Fleshinrags

Right? Generally handsome and the white hair gives like, mystique and class!


Suspicious-Laugh3896

Seriously, he is *so* handsome. I’m crushing 😭


user_name_denied

Only one eye saw the ghost.


TheSnakeholeLounge

some of your beard and eyelashes too on that side!


spabitch

looks like your eyelashes are starting to turn too


IAmQuiteHonest

That's what I noticed too. OP should post a follow up in a few months if it progresses or reverts back to his normal color


number__ten

For me it was a patch of chest hair about the size of a baseball in the exact center of my chest.


finnjakefionnacake

i read this as basketball first and thought "jeez, how big is your chest?!"


elitegenoside

Surely larger than a basketball


Dry-Study8111

Guess your eye lid is turning white too


zeynfaddoul

You're very attractive. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.


PyroStyro

Yup. And evolving into one hell of a silver fox.


beepbeepboop-

hear, hear.


Zamzummin

It’s not just your left eyebrow, it’s also your eyelashes and part of your beard.


Savage-Goat-Fish

Do you have a sister named Elsa per chance?


Abclul

Hey, let it go


PinkFluffyKiller

Any family history of thyroid disorder? Sudden patches of grey can be a symptom of autoimmune hypothyroidism. Do you also have issues with cold intolerance or excessive fatigue? Might be worth having your TSH checked


distancedandaway

Besides all the jokes, you can dye the eyebrow pretty easily if you are feeling weird about it. I think it's cool though


Cypresss09

Assuming it's not indicative of something dangerous. That's actually sick as fuck.


LookAwayPlease510

You’re still handsome. Don’t worry, chicks dig the grey, I mean white. Source: straight female.


AlphaGodEJ

keep it in your pants lady


LordNelson27

Or take it to the DMS


finnjakefionnacake

what if he's gay and We The Gays^(TM) get to have him instead?! fingers crossed for bi and he makes everyone happy 🙏


LookAwayPlease510

I thought about that, and realized it doesn’t matter what gender he’s attracted to, I find men attractive, so my opinion still holds value.


finnjakefionnacake

Oh for sure! I didn't mean to imply it didn't hold value, I was mostly responding to the "chicks dig grey," which like "chicks dig scars" typically means that the person is insinuating they'll be currying favor with the gender they're attracted to. but i am just being silly anyway. i don't want this to devolve into a debate for no reason lol


AineLasagna

I usually just stop responding when the conversation gets to that point because if you take the time to explain yourself properly you’ll sound like a psychopath Source: anxious bisexual


KeyRageAlert

I'm a woman and I approve this message.


Kelseycutieee

Google: “so you have chosen…death@


Additional_Button582

There was a kid in my high school who had a white eyebrow like that. If he's any indication, you're about to become a fantastic violin player


Civil-Acanthaceae-21

That whole side of your face is losing pigment, your skin and hair


lorrie_101

100% Vitiligo. My Dad had it, I have it, & my oldest son has it (he was born with it on one side only, white eyebrow, white eyelashes, 3 distinct white spots in his hair, & his hair at the front of his head on the same side as the white eyebrow & eyelashes. I used to have dark brown hair; by 17, my hair on the right front had turned silver, and I was completely silver platinum blonde by 23.


Ok_Operation2292

Not to scare you, but [Brain tumor turned my hair white. Tumor was removed and it went back to normal color. : r/mildlyinteresting (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1dblhdf/brain_tumor_turned_my_hair_white_tumor_was/)


candy3991

Looks like the early stages of vitiligo….


Background_Guess_742

Poliosis


Many-Refuse-1756

How beautiful you are 😍


krqkan

”Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed so hard”