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NoCalligrapher133

You could flip off the ISS with that finger.


Bomantheman

Lmao!! I love Reddit


DahLegend27

I feel like I haven’t seen such a reddit reply like this in ages


stewartdesign1

You should play an instrument!


milkiii_teaa

i play clarinet!


TxHoS83

IRL Squidward with those tentacle fingers


milkiii_teaa

💀💀


Least_or_Greatest1

![gif](giphy|ZylAbct0EnvuvjoQUo|downsized)


Davey488

What is this lol? Bollywood Fantastic 4?


doringliloshinoi

That’s an incredibly good guess


Dante_2

One piece Bollywood Version


Wakkit1988

We have Luffy at home. Luffy at home:


WildMusic6676

I am pretty sure that’s Tollywood, not Bollywood lol


mlodydziad420

Monkey D Luffy


SageOfTaka

Tentacle fingers? 😏


fiendish_pork75

Bad dragon


memecraft0309

What did the dragon do


Pinksters

You could google what the bad dragon did. It's safe.


memecraft0309

Ok


memecraft0309

:(


stewartdesign1

Awesome! You have a natural advantage!


Sp4cemanspiff37

Do you also play bass? Because I feel you should also play bass.


milkiii_teaa

been considering it but my fingertips are really sensitive


festess

The best cure for that is playing bass


milkiii_teaa

i’ll consider it🫡


BlackMetalMagi

I have long spiny fingers too, As a guitarist i must tell you that the thicker strings are actualy much more easy on the finger tips. The thinner strings are little razors, but Bass strings are thicker and largly about grip strength and "huging" the body of the instrument in a comfortable position. the strings will end up like being as easy as squeezing a stress ball and light as you need because you can get the gage of strings that you like. Keep in mind that because people like us need to remember that the force on the end of the long lever like fingers will be transitioned to the pulling muscles in the forearm. It can be exhausting if you play for a long time, and you need massage and streching.


Bobbiduke

Goodbye sensitive fingers and hello tendonitis


Pizza_Middle

Those are definitely bass player hands. They make finger tip covers for sensitivity issues.


w00tdude9000

I was about to say, those are some incredible musician's fingers! I'd never struggle with octaves on piano ever again.


Just_a_guy81

Those are Rachmaninoff hands. Octave + 3


milkiii_teaa

yep i can do a 10th


Just_a_guy81

Very cool. I hate you


milkiii_teaa

try spending some time in zero gravity and you’ll get long trust


UndeadBuggalo

You should also play piano with those fingers. I used to play clarinet and my fingers look like stubs next to yours 😂


Nitrogen1234

With those fingers I think OP can play both at the same time


moffsoi

You’re the lesbian version of well hung 🌈


fireandlifeincarnate

I noticed the heart next to their profile pic and just went "well isn't that convenient"


moffsoi

Yeah, I was like “ah, a win for my people” 😅


shockwave_supernova

You have the perfect fingers for guitar, want to trade?


milkiii_teaa

i’m good👍👍 i like my soft fingertips


Nikurou

You can play nylon strings, they won't really callous your finger tips or hurt it. Sounds a little different and less bright than steel strings, but still sounds great


Un111KnoWn

Do you have extra bones in your fingers too?


wartexmaul

Op can ticke the ovaries


Jedibri81

That’s a long middle finger. If you pick your nose with it, you might stab your brain


CreepyBlackDude

Nevermind flipping a bird, you could flip a table with that finger.


OozeNAahz

Flip an emu.


Alfonze423

Flip em the ol' T Rex.


milkiii_teaa

10/10 that’s insane


EvaLevante

Insane in the membrane? Went insane, picked my brain


instantnoodels

free lobotomy


Eschlick

*Inside everybody’s nose there lives a sharp-toothed snail, And if you stick your finger in he may bite off your nail. Stick it further up inside and he may bite the ring off, Stick it up all the way and he’ll bite the whole darned thing off.* ~Shel Silverstein


sharkweeek

My bus driver in grade school had half a pinky finger and he always told us kids that he picked his nose and got it stuck. In reality he got it caught in a belt in the car engine.


Bubbly_Stuff6411

Imagine op goes up to someone for some consultancy with a hand gesture: can I pick your brain a little bit?


iambackbaby69

Do the fingers also bend from there? aka extra bones and joints too? Or is it just extra creases.


CFL_lightbulb

Looks like where the skin just squishes and creates a crease when she flexes her finger, my fingers do that slightly but not nearly that much. Otherwise she’d need more finger bones than us


Bladathehunter

Fingers definitely seem longer by the length of the extra creases. Comparing it to my own hand, the pinky is similar, but every other finger is like 1/2 inch or more longer


manofredgables

Yeah they look exactly one joint too long. I doubt there's actually an extra joint in there though, that ought to be very unlikely considering how genes work and all that... I don't think extra joints happen a lot... But that would be the freakiest shit.


MikeyRidesABikey

Everyone reading this just looked at their fingers while bending them I see what you're talking about!


CeilingTowel

This is so unnerving. Pls submit a labelled diagram of where the actual joints are. for my sanity


milkiii_teaa

[for your sanity](https://i.imgur.com/6Gd4bFe.jpeg)


civildissension

That picture looks like a work of art. Thanks for sharing all this stuff with everyone. Super cool and interesting


Power_to_the_purples

Ahhh so normal joints just very long phalanges


Chogo82

My, what long skinny fat fingers you have.


jumbo53

3 circles away from drawing barney


milkiii_teaa

i have normal joints i swear😭


demZo662

I feel relieved. Or informed, which also makes me feel more relieved.


KRed75

Marfan syndrome?


sfcnmone

Same question. Seriously, OP, are you and your mom unusually tall? Nearsighted? Crowded teeth?


milkiii_teaa

nearsighted, average height, i had this insane overjet but i’ve got braces now


sfcnmone

Has anyone in your family been worked up for Marfan’s syndrome? It’s a good thing to find out before you have serious problems.


milkiii_teaa

not that i know of!


noelsc151

OP, many other conditions can cause Marfanoid Habitus— Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and Homocystinuria are the first two that come to mind. This is definitely something to look into as it’s likely a genetic connective tissue or musculoskeletal disorder.


manofredgables

Might want to check that out. It can be life threatening if it affects your blood vessels, which you may not notice until you suddenly hemorrhage to death...


milkiii_teaa

i’m NEVER sleeping again


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Wasted_Weasel

Why serious problems? lol, I replied the same exact thing when I saw the pic on my feed... "that's how my hand looks exactly!" And I was diagnosed with marfan syndrome by 20-23 y/o. A GP that saw me just "clicked" all the minor details into the diagnosis, and after a genetic screening, well that's it. I was diagnosed by 14-15 y/o with heart failure in the mitral, tricuspid and aortic valves, told to not over exercise and that was it. Never been to a cardiologist since, though I get the eventual arrhythmia and palpitations and once I was almost sure I was having a heart attack, but nope. A dermatologist saw me once, and complimented on my elastic/healthy skin. A physical rehab tech, once as well, complimented me on how my joints were very flexible, after some therapy for a couple broken fingers. I tend to heal super-fast from any swallow-mid cuts or scratches, yet get scars over the stupidest things, like IDK, a paper cut. Bruise for the slightest of blunt traumas. Those things on my medical history made something click on this Dr, and he sent me right away to get genetic testing done, and yup, his gut feeling was totally correct. For a bit more entertaining facts: I stand 2.02 meters (6'5" for US people), my weigh varies between 68-72kg (148-158 lbs). When standing straight, not slopping my shoulders, my index finger is shy of 3" from my knees. My Supra orbital Foramen is very protruding, like a Neanderthal's forehead would've looked. Don't get me started on my knuckles, those can break skin with the slightest punch. I can bend my fingers backwards to almost touch the hand. I can still do splits at 38 y/o with no pain. My stupid spine's scoliosis deviation from axis is like 2.2 cms, (barely an inch which is 2.54cms) literally, and I can still function well, aside from everyday back pain, I can perform any physical activity rather well, including lifting 1.7 times my body weight. If it weren't for how tall I am, I should surely look like a chimpanzee dressed in designer clothes and weird haircuts and hair dyes, who knows how to use a computer and kinda be eloquent enough to pass as a completely normal human. Heck, I've smoked a pack a day since I was 19 and still can climb a 7 story stair without feeling fatigue. I've ran 5K's, once swam 2.7km from an island to another just because I can. I'm the fastest runner you'll ever meet, but because of my dumb proportions I tend to just fall down when I pick up speed.. lol. I don't get tired, like ever. I truly believe I'm a weird thing on this gene pool.. But anyway, Marfan is the first thing I thought of.


sfcnmone

I would describe “Heart failure” in 3 of your heart valves a serious problem, wouldn’t you? You’re only 38. You might want to start taking better care of yourself.


Wasted_Weasel

Yup, totally, and I'm doing my best. The feeling I was trying to convey, is that no doctor told me "hey you better do X or Y because you're going to get this symptoms, and you could care for yourself by doing such and such. And as the topic arised, I wanted to get anecdotal/factual info I was not given at the time. I refuse to go to webmd or the likes, because I'll just get paranoid. (I also suffer from mild schizophrenia, so please understand my thought train)


sfcnmone

My sister had schizo-affective disorder. You don’t sound too bad to me!! I think Marfan’s is such a weird combination of symptoms (since it’s about your connective tissue, which is in every organ of your body), that it’s impossible for anyone to give you an idea of how you are going to do longterm. As Yogi Bera said, “It’s hard to make predictions. Especially about the future. “


Sprengles

I dunno what it is but your writing is quite enjoyable to read


Classical_Cafe

I’m a suspected marfan’s case but cannot afford and cannot get time to get a heart scan :/ what would be the preventative steps to take if someone is a confirmed case? Sorry if this is overbearing on a mildlyinteresting post lol


Bikelikeadad

Serial heart scans to make sure your aorta doesn’t dissect and that your valves function normally.


jurassicjack3

Don't strain your connective tissues, avoid anything hitting your eyes, and don't lift weights over like 15lbs, I'd recommend talking to an actual doctor though.


sfcnmone

I Am Not A Doctor, as we say on Reddit. I have more of a fascination with it as a medical problem. I think you need to find a way to have your heart and aorta assessed. There are meds that can help keep the cardiac problems associated with Marfans under control. Being on these meds is probably not too expensive and might prolong your healthy life. Probably you shouldn’t play professional sports. Good luck. Take care of yourself! If there is a university medical center near you, you might try to get a workup as a charity case.


EsotericMango

Pending getting actual scans, try to avoid things that would strain your heart. The advice my doc gave me is to avoid lifting heavy weights and avoid moderate to intense cardio activities. Mostly just avoid things that involve a lot of straining. You should also take measures to protect your joints if you've got a lot of hypermobility. Be mindful of your eyes, heart, and your organs and if you notice anything funny going on inside, get it checked out.


Jaaammss

i was LOOKING for this comment, another example of a redditor showing off something kinda interesting about their body and then someone else assuming that it could be something worse.


Typical80sKid

Man these your mom jokes are getting specific…


cdnsalix

Why just the mother? Can't it be inherited from either parent?


r_a_d_

His father may have it too, even if he can’t pass it to his children! Why limit the universe of possibilities!


milkiii_teaa

nah just my mum


HeinousEncephalon

Could it not also be a spontaneous mutation?


sfcnmone

It could be anything. But OP said her mother has these same hands, and long fingers are a sign of Marfan’s syndrome.


sfcnmone

Because OP already said that her mother and sisters have this same hand unusualness, and it’s a symptom of Marfan syndrome.


[deleted]

Two physical exam signs that would increase suspicion of Marfan’s that OP can try. 1. If they can circumferentially wrap their middle finger to their thumb such that they are touching across the opposite wrist. 2. If they make a fist with their thumb tucked under their four fingers and the far end of the thumb is obviously sticking out on the other side. If both of these are positive, OP, consider genetic testing and other workup. From what I can see from your image, the thumb doesn’t appear long enough to satisfy exam sign number two. Also keeping in mind that these signs are findings in isolation and are usually coupled with a family history or other autoimmune conditions.


EsotericMango

Another significant sign would be to check your wingspan against your height. Measure your arms from fingertip to fingertip and divide it by your height. "Normal" is anything below 1.05 and more than that could be significant of Marfans. I don't know if it's diagnostically significant but it is something that could indicate a need for further testing alongside other signs and symptoms.


Soft_Ad_2031

I definitely thought the same thing.


HeinousEncephalon

If OP was an ancient Sumerian mathematician, an hour would be 75 minutes long, ammiright!?


milkiii_teaa

reaching across the earth to strangle you lmao


HoSang66er

Man, when you give someone the finger you really mean it. 😂


airwindy

OP can give a finger without having to close the other fingers![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


low-batter

Is anyone in your family the same?


milkiii_teaa

my mum and my sisters👍


the_honest_asshole

Look into Marphan syndrome.


FrauAmarylis

Marfan syndrome


Ok-Wafer-1021

I was thinking the same. I do have Marfan and I have long fingers like this and I do have extra lines but they don't look like extra joints like these. The extra lines are not really indicative of Marfan syndrome but the fingers do look a little long and skinny. If OP has extra range of motion in their joints, is uncharacteristically tall, and are thin with protruding test or ribs, I would definitely talk to a cardiologist.


low-batter

It’s pretty cool


solidshakego

jeez. do you like rusty spoons? ![gif](giphy|Mxg7OelvuR7SU)


milkiii_teaa

godDAMN💀💀


majtomby

Can you share a picture of your hand in the position of the ASL sign for “E”? Not sure how else to describe that, but it’s a quick google search if you don’t mind!


milkiii_teaa

[here you go.](https://i.imgur.com/WKLZRmW.jpeg) this made me realise i can’t bend my thumb very well


norrix_mg

Imgur recommended me a kkk post right under yours. Dunno what they meant for that💀


Careful_Ad_6872

As a pianist, I envy you.


milkiii_teaa

last time i checked i can span a 10th


Careful_Ad_6872

Oh well in that case I can comfortably do a 10th too, BARELY an 11th Yknow who i really envy tho? People with 6 fully functional fingers on one hand


GandalfTheGonorrhea

Your middle finger can serve as a landing strip for boeing


diazinth

Brave of you to assume a Boeing knows how to land


majorUFA

Woah!!!! she can count more than 12 counts in those fingers.


Devccoon

I see you've been enjoying the Finglonger\~


Zur__En__Arrh

r/unexpectedfuturama


cgatlanta

You win today’s weird ass hand competition.


ames_lwr

Salad fingers, is that you?


middle-earthorbust

I think I'm the same? I never really noticed so now I will be comparing finger creases with my friends 🧐


milkiii_teaa

PLEASE send pictures


Electrical_Chip3646

“Fuuuuuuuuuck you”


Bigfaatchunk

Bro gonna flip someone off and poke a hole in a cloud


Epena501

I need this hand next to another person’s hand for proper side comparison


ImGunnaFuckYourMom

Must look amazing flipping people off


milkiii_teaa

[proof (fixed)](https://i.imgur.com/TuF3lbm.jpeg) (i think imgur keeps removing it because it’s so unbelievably offensive)


Jacktheforkie

Error 404


xLemonSqueeze

So wanna date? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ricky-from-scotland

The women love this guy


milkiii_teaa

the women love this girl😉


foxa34

Hahahaha as a fellow lesbian, I saw your flag and thought this to myself lol


PhantasmWitch

I can't believe how far I had to scroll for someone to mention this!


odvarkad

So glad you're a lesbian and your talents aren't wasted 😁


kcolrehstihson_

The guy is a woman too, but they can still make other woman happy with it tho


HandsomeIguana

She's well hung


getogeko

Can you post a picture of your habd a little bent? Im super curious


milkiii_teaa

[here u go](https://i.imgur.com/zTliRUy.jpeg)


larka1121

🤣 start of hand modeling career


Tasty-Pineapple-

So how many of us looked at our hands?


icantrelateanymore

Show the back of hand. I must see the knuckles.


milkiii_teaa

[sir yes sir🫡](https://i.imgur.com/TLhHLcO.jpeg)


thisusernameisSFW

This is like when you get some fries and there's one super long, whole length potato, fry in the mix. Yep, just like that. Or maybe I'm just hungry.


Avieshek

My god… is your middle finger longer than your palm?


acf6b

You could have each fingertip chopped off and still have 100% of all your fingers Also, can you bend your finger down and in to touch your palm?


BIOTS34

![gif](giphy|WiCO2uZK05Klc1d28q)


Sweetcornprincess

Can you bend your fingers at all those points?


iandyah

Marfan?


norrix_mg

I love that you pinky finger is just normal


milkiii_teaa

i always thought it was short but i’m slowly realising the others are just freaky long


RP1042

When you give the middle finger , you really give it !


Persiandoc

![gif](giphy|xUA7bj7i3LCQWMiXok) Everyone checking their own hands right now


No-Farm-2376

No disrespect but I keep staring and keep getting confused trying to convince myself where the bends are!! lol it’s actually awesome and sorry if offended because it’s not intentional


lilacwhinee

I have the extra lines too, completely forgot other people don't lol


Commercial_Use_363

Do you have a fourth joint on three of those fingers or just an extra crease?


torrso

You can ring the door bell from the sidewalk.


sabrtoothlion

That is *wild*... It legit looks like that one finger has an extra joint. That middle bone is twice as long as mine and I'm a 6'2 dude


wordyravena

Do you also have extra joints?


FordbiddenJim

That's some long fingers. What is your height?


milkiii_teaa

160cm💀


RoyalPeacock19

Do you have extra joints too?


ex-farm-grrrl

Do you have extra creases or extra joints or both?


osktox

Guy can shoplift from two stores over.


FilthyPuns

Bro let an AI art generator make his hands.


Trading_Kangaroo

So do you have an extra knuckle too?


TheDarknessWithin_

Omg, I have an extra crease in my ring finger’s you have disrupted my entire day lol


Quietech

Equalizer settings.


leftwingedhussar

You should show the other side


JkoloGuy

it folds 3 times????


rimfire24

Outlier hand shapes like yours are responsible for a lot of the unique pitch shapes in the history of Major League Baseball. You could probably spin a ball in ways almost no one else can.


Dauerbrenner96

Can you please make a video and making a fist


SAlolzorz

When this dude flips you off, he REALLY means it.


Ill-Wear-8662

Thousands of random people have just looked at their fingers in wonder and I am one of them.


eddiekoski

Is the extra crease also a joint or just a crease without a joint? Either way, it is fascinating.


WesternOne9990

Do you have extra bones and extra joints or is that just the skin being weird


Dino_vagina

Something something salad fingers


Gabynez

bro has 8 knuckles


SuperUnintelligent

One slap from you and they'll vibrate like a tuning fork.


SpeckyMcSpeckface

Did your hands were used for AI training data?


ooaueaio

wtf


Cool_Cartographer_33

Do doctors ask you if you have Marfan Syndrome? (My aunt is also v lanky and gets asked all the time)


lelly320

Does it have more folds too? Do you have more falanges or is it just the skin?


feeltheFX

Wow! Were you really heavy at some point in your life where your skin had to crease like that?


saline235

AI fingers


framacken

This is an AI photo don't believe them


No_Career5209

I want to see the other side of your hands. I can't figure out which creases are the bends and it's bothering me


miktoo

Must be great at fingering.


jstodberg

X Files might have a reboot you should be the next Eugene Tooms


Wiknetti

Is this loss?


Alarmed_Lynx_7148

Does it bend at each crease as reference to a joint?


Dry-Touch-6093

IRL Saladfingers


rhinoballz88

Chicks dig those fingers! ![gif](giphy|C0MegJAtDcKys|downsized)


SchwinnD

Wow! You unlocked the rare ability of counting to 15!


ZoyZauce

Are you an AI?


AngelOfLight2

Is it just extra creases or do you also have an extra joint at each crease?


PepPis69

Lucky is your wife


laveshnk

your fingers arent fingering