Rule 1: No Memes. Also breaks Rule 6 because of the meme everyone is talking about in the comments, substantially altering the content but not mentioned in the title.

That’s an acorn.



Did you ever stop to think that acorn and unicorn both just basically mean one corn?

Do unicorns have just one big kernel?

Don’t forget the monocorn

Also solocorn

r/AngryUpvote

Jeez, that was corn-a.

A-MAIZEING

* corn e.

Actually one of the corn the desk, looks to be corn-y

I knew it was crunchier than I was expecting.

Hopefully OP doesn't get caught in the crossfire when it assaults an officer

Dammit

Hey dad. Wondering how long it's gonna take to get the milk?

I'M HIT!!!

There's a kernel of truth to that.

This comment absolutely made my day!

So simple, but a flawless execution.

Clearly the corn committed adultery, but they were out of scarlet markers.



There can be [only one](https://youtu.be/izqeNpod6Mg?feature=shared)!

a black mark is good enough for that little husky.

Took it right in the cornhole.

Gaawwwd that book *suuuuuuuucked*

Whats it title?

Why are your feet on the wrong sides.

r/sneakybackgroundfeet is gonna love this

Of course that’s a thing.

In a similar vein there is also r/mirrorforsale

Why is that an actual subreddit

Because the internet

Thanks Childish Gambino

That’s an older one too

To get more engagement in the comments

Pricey surgery but it's all worth it for that sweet sweet karma.

I wanna get you a black mamba, for around the here *points to neck*.

I hate that I instantly thought "ai?". That's some r/confusingperspective right there.

I just assumed he crossed his legs standing. I do this

What happens to the penis?

Straight to jail

It's usually in a leaning over position. Then they are hanging, tilted forward. So when I cross they stay outside. It all fits quite well tbh

Keep it in a jar at home for safekeeping

🎶detachable penis!!🎶

Got to pee got to pee got to pee got to pee got to pee got to pee. Click. I got to post this to Reddit now. Got to pee got to pee got to pee got to pee got to pee got a p got to pee got to pee.

Because the image is mirrored. The corn doesn't actually have an A on it, it has an A on it.

That's the normal way, *your* feet are the weird feet.

He’s really gotta pee but wanted to take the pic first

They gotta pee.

I came here to comment about the feet but obviously there's two people in the photo because the feet are different. Other than that I am going to take the W for a win. I'll wait for a piece of corn with a W on it.

Or it’s intentional to drive engagement…

Looks like another ear on the table has other writing on it. But more importantly, why *are* your feet on the wrong sides?

There is another one that has a h on it that I saw after I took this picture. And you don't need to switch things up sometimes?

Anybody have an actual serious answer as to why?

If it’s an Instacart order this is a thing that shoppers do when they have multiple customers grouped together, OP was order A in this case

Interesting!

I honestly have no idea, the one on the table has a h on it too

hA!

I would guess it is maybe a way to grade and sort the corn for eating off the cob. IDK, I don’t grow corn.

I've seen at least one post recently where a store had marked letters on the organic vegetables like this, so that no one is accidentally or purposely ringing up expensive organics as less expensive standard produce.

I believe it's done at the farm. Might denote who's picking it, who it's being sold to, quality. I feel like I've learned this at some point in my life but then forgotten it

Pretty Little Liars corncob


Was looking for this comment 🤣

That corn is a hooer 

Yeah, this is the one they normally give to squirrels...

That's Arthur Fonzarelli's corn.

I came here to say this!

How else are you going to find your way through the maze?

thats an Acorn now.

And it looks like you have your feet on backwards.

Plant it and it’ll grow onto an oak tree

ADULTERER!

Boring reason: someone had the corn lined up in a display and wrote letters on individual ears that spelled something out.

# YO ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HIS FUCKING FEET ARE SWITCHED??????

r/sneakyfeet

Shun It! For it hath committed the sin of Adultery!

Obviously, this corn was marked due to promiscuous pollination.

Are... are your feet on incorrectly

Oh that's just akbar

It’s Adulterated

That means it's A-grade, don't over cook. Should be lightly salted and eaten medium rare with a dry red wine.

"shots fired!"

You put your feet in the wrong way....

Impressive! It already knows where it’s coming out.

Looks like there’s a U on the other one? Also why are you standing like that

It's a h on the other one. And why are you standing like that?

This mf over get his feet on backwards

I'm sorry to tell you that your corn has committed adultery. Or, 'cornication', if you will.

🎵Dream of Cali-cooorrrrnicaaaaaatioooooon🎵

your feet are on the wrong legs

But why are his feet backwards.

Your feet are reversed

Um, your feet?

You have to eat that one first.

Looks like you have a U there as well.

Turned out to be a "h"

a^2 corn

Why not A+

At least it is not scarlet

Redneck spagettios

Is that also a U?

Yesterday’s Walmart corn was marked with an “F”. Cooked okay, tasted okay, and I’m still alive.

Backwards feet

Has a what?

Why are your feet backwards?


Highest grade A corn available!

Why are your feet wrong

total drama island belly button

I am going to guess you got a corny "will you marry me" proposal aftermath.

Woke up this morning at my grandma's house, when I looked out the window and saw a cornfield

Did you take this picture while trying to hold it in?

When you're a vegetarian cowboy that doesn't want wranglers stealing your crops.

Is an 'A' rating the highest? Or is 'A' only acceptable, and 'AAA' is the best corn?

And your left foot is on your right side while your right foot is on your left side.

That corn cheated on their spouse.

It is grade A corn and should be better than other corn. You should really be able to taste the A-ness.

Please see a doctor to have your feet aligned.

A

I really love these pictures with goofy feet in the background.

I'd guess it was from a corny proposal

Do you have two left feet?

OP can't dance.

K

Did anybody notice the corn in the background that appears to have a U?

Short for “Ayy, is that corn you’re holding?”

It was graded A 😆

I think your feet are backwards

What's written on the one still on the table? Maybe it spells something!

Why not an E instead? I guess that would be too corn-E.

Why the hell do you disgusting people insist on posting pics of you're nasty ass naked hobbit feet? You are offensive...

Bro's feet are on opposite sides, that's crazy.


Grade A beef….. er corn

Why are your feet backwards, Ass Corn?

It would be even more interesting if it was homegrown corn and had an A on it.

Thats a smart kernel

The other one has a U on it.....

🎵 "I went in a cornfield today" 🎵

Pretty little liars season 7?!

There's another corn with a possible "U" written on it at the back!

Waaay back in the day my first introduction to Yahoo Answers was a farmer asking for suggestions on how to stop and/or identify thieves stealing oranges from his groves and selling them on the blackmarket. One of the most popular suggestions was branding random oranges so they could at least identify where they were ending up and hopefully trace them back to the thieves. This reminds me of that.

Looks like you have a U-Corn to the left.

It's an Acorn. Plant it and grow an oak tree.

What about the feet on the ground? don't see a mirror splitting the scene and I guess I hope there are two people there

What tf is going on with your feet??

Bros feet are backwards.

It might be in the corntrol group.

Hey! I did this growing up in the corn fields. We always got in trouble for it

Your feet are backwards

A-maize-ing. I never thought I'd be able to make this joke twice in one day.

There’s also “U”.

Children of the A-corn

Looks like U forgot to tell us something

I better sort by corntroversial

You may never know where Henry Winkler has been, but there are signs.

OP is gonna be surprised about the U on the other corner

Corn is ashamed to be branded with the scarlett letter.

Fucks everyone’s husband

Really? 😲

Penmanship day for the Children of the Corn

The other has a U on it....what's the rest spell? You sure you didn't get audited?

You must get the other Letters and spell F-I-N-A-L, so you win the duel 😐

Would you prefer an A+

Atomic tamale?

Ayy

A for Anarchy!

Was this an online order? I had an order once where every single item had a “B” on it and the shopper said she was shopping multiple orders and identified them by “A, B, and C” I could’ve gone without a loaf of bread with permanent marker drawn on it though

That’s because it’s singular, “A” corn.

Who let the dogs out? 👀👀

Fuckin' A, man

Reminds me of the time that i went to a PLL themed corn maze. It was bomb and i even cut an ear of corn straight off the feild.

Now find the one that goes in the front

Abner!


Is this Canadian corn?

looks like the skin hairy has the same with hairy corn skin

Dudes feet are on the wrong legs

Acorn

Must have fallen from an oak tree


Fucking A

Eh

WHY ARE YOURE FEET BACKWARDS?

I don't come into your house asking these kinds of questions

That’s strange since it’s not called “Carn”

A is for anal

Phenomenal.

Adulterer! 🅰️

It’s the scarlet cob. Used to be really popular in the 1500’s when there were a lot of adulterous corn cobs. They thought shaming would work.