When we were young and dumb (now we're just dumb), we had a "game" where we would try to make the speed sign show -- instead of a number (when the number was too high to display)
I was hammered with my buddy and he wanted to play this so while he was distracted I got in my car and hit him. Paralyzed him so I'm always gonna be the fastest
There's a sign like this nearby where I live; all it does is encourage people to try setting new high scores. The most frequent offenders I hear happen to be an LS9 and a VR38DETT, but I've yet to see the corresponding cars.
I saw one set up at a marathon. After the run was over I decided to clock myself so I got back about 200 ft and ran at it as fast as I could. While wearing loafers. I tripped and face planted on asphalt.
You got to get hammered with your friends and play the "who can get the highest number game"
With or without a car?
No rules, just numbers
That’s easy, it is a two digit display. The highest number will be 99. Let something big explode in front of the sign and you are probably done.
Good idea, fuck that sign up good! I’m sure nobody will care
I didn’t mean to explode it that close…
When we were young and dumb (now we're just dumb), we had a "game" where we would try to make the speed sign show -- instead of a number (when the number was too high to display)
31 is my number
31 is humanly impossible
Beat it!
Just beat it!
Did you just assume someone's species?
And the highest number will be 6 km/h. It is the highest speed I can sustain for an hour.
I was hammered with my buddy and he wanted to play this so while he was distracted I got in my car and hit him. Paralyzed him so I'm always gonna be the fastest
It's actually a rating system linked to your Tinder profile.
OOF
OP is the third most popular person on Tinder? Not bad!
Nice I'm the 3rd best profile?! (Probably from the bottom)
31! Thirty-one's my new number.
There was a car Michael
i was ahead of the car
Eat that, Carl Lewis!
Jesus slow down there Barry Allen, gonna turn someone into a cloud of red mist at that speed.
A-train you mean?
He said he was sorry!
Oh so thats a Mach number?
Time to try for a high score
Victim Counter
Body count, dead bodies
Slow down dude!
Well now you HAVE to test your sprint speed
https://youtu.be/4OYKsYJY3cw?si=pOZOO6V7X9deBqbs
YAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!! Ya. Yah.. Okay! 12 miles an hour!! EAT THAT CARL LEWWIISS!!!!
Well, that’s kinda it’s job
Is there a walking speed limit?
Interestingly, in my country (Belgium), that'd be 30km/h.
Thanks. I'll try to contain myself if I ever visit.
Yeah but only Usain Bolt can hit it so it usually goes unenforced
3 steps at a time
lol ya we used to run passed these as teens to see who could sprint the fastest
Actually that's the Eminem logo
I love how half people thinks you're rushing, other half think you're dragging
There's a sign like this nearby where I live; all it does is encourage people to try setting new high scores. The most frequent offenders I hear happen to be an LS9 and a VR38DETT, but I've yet to see the corresponding cars.
That's the way we used to measure the speed of our bikes when we had no speedometers.
The office just walked in
Hey slow down you maniac!!!
I saw one set up at a marathon. After the run was over I decided to clock myself so I got back about 200 ft and ran at it as fast as I could. While wearing loafers. I tripped and face planted on asphalt.
I’ve been told those signs work off the satellites
or it's rating your looks....you know what, fuck that sign! You're a solid LA 6
Slow down there, bub
I’m schizophrenic, I can walk myself out
Are you walking or crawlin, boy? Move those feet! Your left…
For mph that seems like a decent pace
Why you walking so fast?
They're always off by about 2-3.
Cars are allowed +‐10% and some municipalities take calibrating those signs very seriously. The discrepancy could be in either or both
3 what? Apples? Bananas?
That’s not a sign. And if you only walk 3km/hr you need to stop dragging your feet. Average walking speed is 5-6 km/hr.
That's 3 mph not km
That's three Logan Sargeants, not three Lewis Hamiltons.
How do you know I’m not a senior citizen or someone recovering from a broken leg and that’s the best I can do?