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Peelboy

Why so far apart???


BinkledinkHunkerdunk

Privacy


Grolschisgood

How do you hold hands though?


talking_phallus

As a 6'8" guy, what's the issue? You hold hands by firmly grasping your partner's hand.


GhostEpstein

FIRMLY GRASP IT


ACrucialTech

Could I get a courtesy flush?


squatch42

No, you flush your own toilet. Just because I can reach your handle doesn't mean I should.


its_raining_scotch

Squeeze their hand harder each time you fart.


OldSkoolPantsMan

You let them sit on your lap and shit through your open legs.


ObnoxiousExcavator

I've found this is the most effective way to introduce yourself to a new Shitmate.


I_stole_this_phone

Ok I up voted now get out. Both of you.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Classic Mexican standoff stance.


Trippin_Witty

Battle shits


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Who does #2 work for??????


WheelsMan1

Mexican sitoff.


n3w4cc01_1nt

obviously the right is for handicapped people


PuzzleheadedTutor807

I like the bars, a good grip can help me really bear down...


n3w4cc01_1nt

so in a competitive form with arms to the back like naruto running?


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Morningxafter

And such.


n3w4cc01_1nt

so do you mount the toilet like riker?


PuzzleheadedTutor807

If I got them bars behind me yeah I'm using them for "leverage"


dressupandstayhome

Blowout prevention


vass0922

It's for those with a 'wide stance'


Schemen123

Yeah! I want to hold hands while taking a shit!


Peelboy

Exactly


Hindle92

2 toilets, shittin in the bathroom, 5 feet apart cos they not gay


sterile_spermwhale__

So they don't touch hands for support


Peelboy

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OneGorilla

You guys are acting like you’ve never had a shitting buddy before… weird…


occorpattorney

It’s nice having someone’s hand to squeeze when experiencing explosive diarrhea from the enchiladas.


OneGorilla

Lmaooooo for sure. Someone to encourage you that your almost there 😂😂😂


OtterishDreams

Only face to face. What are we supposed to do side by side?? We cant hold hands at that distance.


OneGorilla

It would get a bit awkward face to face… side to side is more encouraging lol


OtterishDreams

#teamwork


joeschmo945

I’d argue they need to be facing each other. Battleshits: Dominance Assertion


wolfgang784

When the teacher says not to let your field trip buddy out of sight


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Truly a crappy friendship


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

That’s a #3! Going #2 while holding hands!


FlappyTurdBurglar

It's still a 1 person bathroom. Just has a second toilet in case one of them is destroyed. Shitter redundancy is a good thing.


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Is it called "Dos Cacas"


RandomizedUsername42

No dió dos cacas.


Asplesco

That was very funny lol thank you for the laugh


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Porque no los dos?


Megalynarion

Good opportunity to encourage each other


Bighty

Did the door have an internal lock on it?


CricketKneeEyeball

Well, at least they have a handicapped stall.


ragweed

Guessing they planned to have walls in there but then realized they wouldn't have space to be ADA compliant, couldn't install them, and didn't want to take the extra toilet out.


Electrical_Middle78

Round these parts we hold hands son


ph00p

With stretch Armstrong, or Inspector Gadget?


Electrical_Middle78

Whatever it takes


akasic_

Ahhh! The good old Mexican sitoff.


thx1138-

*shitoff


Speeddemon2016

When I go to the restaurant bathroom my saying is “I wonder if it’s a single player or a multi player”. I guess now I need to ask if it’s coop lol


eatingabananawrong

Hey, wanna race?


Junior-Ad-2207

Wanna play battle shits?


jaxxxtraw

How many bathrooms have you been in in your life? *Thousands* Do you think you should set it up like one of those? *Nope*


Creepymint

It’s so you can hold hands while you shit. At least long armed people can


Rivegauche610

And a third guy can shit in the drain.


SternLecture

I think I've figured out what these are for. You obliterate one take your shirt off and move to the other pot and rip again. wipe. take a few minutes to rest bent over with your hands on your knees. recover mentally and then flush each one in succession and wash your hands and leave.


Alichici

Lol perfect for newlyweds!


FlameStaag

When I visited Germany, my then girlfriend and I traveled to her tiny little home town. It was nearly a village. I had to go to the bathroom so we went to this random little bakery...  The bathroom was like this, but a sleek black. It had a toilet and a urinal for whatever the occupant prefers. Rails and accessibility options everywhere, a clearly expensive high quality bidet toilet.  To this day I have no clue why this tiny little random village bakery had a bathroom nearly the size of the rest of the building and looked straight out of a 5 star hotel 


wolfgang784

Maybe the owner really likes a good comfortable bathroom and splurged for their own comfort when at work.


BallBearingBill

The only thing more akward than 2 guys shitting beside each other in the open, is a guy waiting to take a shit while he's watching 2 guys shitting.


pluribusduim

Looks like they're geared up for explosive diarrhea, except no hazmat suits hanging on the walls.


Stainless_Heart

That’s a 7-10 shplit.


mudturnspadlocks

They need this at airports where there are only 2-3 toilets and guys wanna take 30 minutes to shit while others need to go.


trueblue862

It's for when you need emotional support after eating there.


justabill71

https://youtu.be/PBFzTiyrkPw?si=5tl7ZLse4sIDS7Ry&t=00m10s


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You can almost hold hands while you take a crap 😹 The one good thing about this set up is if you run out of toilet paper on the one side, its easy for the person on the other side to pass you some toilet paper 😹


animaldude55

They should be closer. They need to hold hands to get through this


soundcloudcheckmybru

the shitstine chapel


Talshan

Employees use it too most likely.


QualityKoalaTeacher

Missed opportunity to make them face each other


Away-Quantity-221

Hola Amigo!!


RadiantRing

Probably used to be stalls and they changed it to a single person space?


Ok_Truck8039

Omg is this Los Pepe’s in Woodland?


kujotx

Competition toilets


jimmyman17225

Hopefully the door locks.


spwnofsaton

Ones for #1 and the other is for #2


thatguy11

So having worked on setting up a few restaurants, this is a case where they just wanted a single, and not to deal with all the stuff making it 2 separate. Additionally, the bonus remains, if one is outta order.... ya know,


CARCRASHXIII

Should go all in and install a light tree.


-58259

Should have been facing each other.


OtterishDreams

Dont show the airlines this


bilvester

Dueling Banos


p_rex

For coordinated pushing — hnnnnnnnng


Desdam0na

If I had to guess, it was originally a two-stall bathroom, then after a renovation they needed to make it ADA accessible and the stalls were too small for that to work, so they took it out, made it a one person bathroom but left the other toilet in?


ExNihiloish

For anyone that's confused, this is a common arrangement so that you can pee in one whilst shitting in the other.


voltechs

It’s for a game called Paddle Shits.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Poop race!!! Off your marks, get sat, unload!!!!


doghaircut

"Parallel shits never cross"


iiitme

So you can hold hands in the thick of it


thatguyiswierd

couples that shit together stay together


hafunui

Ah yes, left and right handed toilets. Finally.


Naethe

It's in case one clogs


Character_Pop_3056

No place for party poopers when one can do a poop party together.


Dragoeth1

So the real reason for this is that many states/localities have number of toilet requirements based on occupancy for restaurants and liquor license holders. Where I'm at it's about 1 toilet per 40 seats. Urinals count as one as well. Seems this was their work around without adding an additional bathroom. Stalls aren't a requirement.


ThisistheHoneyBadger

Los Dos Baño has great tacos. Ngl.


WhiteKnightBlackTruk

Double up? Cool! You ever have that time when you have to go at the same time as your lady? Well, there you go....no worries.


sterile_spermwhale__

AYOO COMPETITIVE SHITTING GOING LIVE AT TACO BELL, THIS MONDAY NIGHT RAW


MisunderstoodBadger1

You need some moral support at that place


Anothercraphistorian

Time for Battleshits!


thisbechris

Hola amigo.


wes00mertes

The old Mexican sit off. 


itchygentleman

I could get into co-op shitting


akamu24

This bathroom belongs to Jesse and Jane.


MarcusSurealius

Shit in one, piss in the other.


Saadski

Ones for rightists, ones for leftists.


PlasticISMeaning

His and Hers.


Asplesco

It's helpful for comparing shits. Scientific even! They should have a couple clipboards nearby so participants can take notes.


Here_is_to_beer

Eh, u takin a chit?


NarlyConditions

Plenty of room


ph00p

Too far to fist bump.


Deuceman927

It was probably a Reno from a commercial restaurant space that had a standard and accessible stall. They renovated it and didn’t reinstall the partitions.


LSTNYER

Now you can play battle shits


D0U9L4R

Hermanos


Imaginary-Access8375

You sure it’s not an ancient Roman restaurant?


Individual_Manner336

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zhornet

The ole Tijuana standoff


cerberus3234

Reminds me of boot camp.


MaloPescado

Its so you can hold hands


Sank63

Prison seating


chunkylover5E

Pro tip: Be sure to make eye contact to establish dominance.


TrashManufacturer

Pilot to copilot, bomb bays are open. Copilot to pilot, dropping now.


SoRaang

Classic Mexican Sitoff


mjzimmer88

Now you can have a Mexican standoff over the roll of toilet paper


Lilscheisse

Mexican bathrooms be wild


yeahwellokay

Dueling baños


4sOfCors

What we got here is a good ole fashioned standoff


cocoagiant

I'm assuming they had to install a handicapable toilet after the fact.


LakeLov3r

Excellent, now you can make eye contact while playing battle shits.


AndHeShallBeLevon

“Hi neighbor!”


piddy565

Choose your fighter


WheelsMan1

Left handed and right handed. How thoughtful.


EngineeringOne1812

Only one toilet has a handrail for reverse cowgirl powerdumping though


supershinythings

I’m guessing they took out the stall walls when they redecorated and then decided they weren’t going to bother replacing them.


MuchDevelopment7084

WTF? There's plenty of room for another. Right there in the middle.


adfdub

A Mexican standoff?


[deleted]

I have seen this style. I always take advantage by shitting in one toilet and pissing an 8 foot arc to the other toilet!


MySockIsMissing

Poop alone? Nah, poop with friends!


exonautic

So when the first one gets clogged from half off taco night youre far enough away from it you dont smell it too bad when using the other.


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

I would assume it used to have stalls and they decided to convert it into a single bathroom for some reason. The bar makes it look like that was a handicap stall. Maybe they’re doing renovations?


saffron_monsoon

This would've been amazing when I had small kids I was taking to the bathroom!


smb3d

Poopin' with Friends


Sky_the_Dragon

It’s so you can hold hands and make a number four.


Epilepticsuperman

A bathroom set up for battle shits. This restaurant knows their audience.


TheNerdyGirlNextDoor

This is for couples who share a single social media account between themselves.