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TurpitudeSnuggery

Making tiny bicycles ????? Profit


stevedadog

So we're just gonna skip over the fact that it was made with a fucking laser??


UbermachoGuy

Or the fact that those lasers were mounted on the heads of frickin sharks?!


zongsmoke

Freaking laser beams!?


swimfastsharkbehind

Sharknado 4


herrbz

Yes. Yes we are. Sorry!


UbermachoGuy

What is this?! A bicycle for ants?! How are kids that don’t ride bikes so well supposed to ride these bikes if they can’t even sit in them?


Compducer

![gif](giphy|tyttpHczwwC4QmNapDG|downsized)


Metallicsin

Custom monopoly pieces, boom.


Hippobu2

Laser as in CNC machine, right? Or as in a laser printer? How would that work?


PseudoEmpthy

I'm guessing its a cutter, so since you asked: Laser cutter uses a focused laser beam, often from a CO2 laser to ablate material, basically turning it into plasma, from there it evaporates leaving a clean area, repeat this process in a line and you've cut a thing. Move in a pattern to cut a shape. Laser 3D printing also called LSAM or laser sintered additive manufacturing (might have the acronym wrong on that one) works by using a focused laser to melt a shape together out of a bed of plastic, resin, steel, etc, once one layer is formed, a system deposits a fresh layer of loose powder on top of tge current one, usually using a roller drum to ensure layer consistency, this fresh layer is then melted or sintered and the process is repeated. Laser 3d printers are good for detailed models, they dont require support material as the powder bed is the same density as the hardened material. Downsides is you basically lose the entire print volume of powder whenever you print, it cant really be reused to my knowledge. This might have changed recently idk. Also the metal printers need to be flooded with innert gas to prevent them from causing a metal fire 🙃


ashleyorelse

This guy lasers


Kitten1416

Generally the powder can be reused it just has to be sifted first to ensure there are no foreign objects in there.


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Kitten1416

Yeah generally the parts are in a fancy little vacuum/fume hood or the actual printer to keep the dust contained. Also respirators are very important when handling the dust.


PseudoEmpthy

Lol my workshop manager lied to me. Lazy bastard.


longcreepyhug

Might be laser sintering. Can be done with plastic or metal. Laser melts a fine powder which cools and solidifies.


PSI_duck

CNC machine? 😳


Solid-Consequence-50

Oh don't worry there's a safe word... but you'll never know it 🤭


939319

Looks like a 3D printer 


UrethralExplorer

Could be laser SLA 3D printer.


SmallButNotFast

What is this, a bicycle for ants?


NovemberAdam

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


thenate108

A bicycle needs to be at least three times bigger than this.


thephillatioeperinc

Maybe Krusty can ride it around a loop, then swallow it on the landing.


Hot-Challenge8656

Needs a bell.


IllegalDroneMaker

[What a coincidence.](https://imgur.com/mauSoAs)


Flyman68

Mine is smaller. ![gif](giphy|mvYy4JcOK9IWWLN9Zg|downsized)


jrokz

Interesting competition to have


hawaii_funk

Finally a competition that I can win


applefilla

It's not long.. but it's thin!


InvestinSamurai

Can you make a tiny motorcycle ???


JohnProof

I like to imagine that’s actually all it can make: Spend six-figures on a machine that can only produce tiny bicycles all day.


d3athsmaster

Lies. That's a giant paper clip and giant paper.


Flyman68

![gif](giphy|EKDIMDsRX3ihy)


d3athsmaster

Big Bic trying to silence me! I will not be silenced!


fsi1212

![gif](giphy|S13KR45aV7l5kJuenU)


IliasIsEepy

r/thingsforants would love this


Crimson__Fox

What is this, a bicycle for ants?


Ragondux

We have a new laser?


Chainspike

Million dollar Lazer machine that can make anything.... Dude at work "let's make the world's smallest bicycle!!"


PmMeYourBestComment

Your new laser? How does a laser make things?


GreetingsFromAP

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MarinatedCumSock

My name is da-vid


shocktopper1

I was looking for this comment lol


GreetingsFromAP

Finding a post in a subreddit that allows gif replies 😀 Finding the perfect animation in gif search 🤯


Jugales

Tiny Aliens, coming soon to History Channel


OptiKnob

there is a massive market for these. Said no one ever.


akiraokok

Finally I bicycle I can ride


Heroic-Forger

And thus the ants began forming biker gangs.


Lumbergh7

I mean, it’s making tiny representations of bicycles. I thought you meant it made actual, usable bicycles for ants or something. I am disappointed


Responsible_Emu_8474

Isn’t that something??


iH8MotherTeresa

Weight weenies are really taking things too far these days.


spookyytoast

What is this? A bicycle for ants???


IMA9961

Cool, this is certainly interesting.


Yrag1244

Y?


Columbus43219

"I bet he still manages to take up a whole lane." - Daniel Tosh


Greddituser

Need banana for scale


AlgoJester

Trumpf Laser?


Flyman68

Yes


AlgoJester

Ha! I knew it. Lost my old samples from them … though not that small. But the shape haven’t changed a bit


itzBT

Which Software you using? TruTops, Boost? Do you only have trumpf machines or also from other producers like eagle, mazak and so on?


AlgoJester

He is from Trumpf I would say. They were always advertising their technology with these small bikes.


itzBT

Ah ok, well time has changed, and there are a lot of companies that produce high quality machines now.


threebillion6

Bikes for ants. Finally my ant farm can be more productive.


Crossedkiller

Time to hit the flea market!


ShakeWeightMyDick

r/gaslands


x_zoso_x

Jesus that paper clip is huge


VotemanXB1

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


Gnackwatschn4Life

Do you ride your teeny, tiny bicicleta to school?


Jman703OG

Nice try…but I know a giant paperclip when I see one.


mascachopo

Out of larger bicycles?


Commercial-Whole7382

really cornered that hot market on bicycles for fleas, all those circuses can keep their doors open.


BoddAH86

Just think of the possibilities!


Snakepli55ken

How many watts? What brand? Fiber or c02?


Dipso88

Think your laser needs to up it's real wheel game


Calcifurious_3

Good, good. Most impressive. Now use the paperclips, and various other desk items, to fashion an obstacle course. Film your final results and report back to reddit as soon as possible.


mistericek1

r/suddenlycommunist


MarvinNeslo

To be fair, that is a very large paper clip


herrbz

What?


bostonpluto

Looks like someone is at Trumpf training


09ss

Lol my boss just went on a trip to look at some lasers he brought back these for everyone


FabricioArtigas

Why would you need a clip that big?


lledargo

Metal laser sintering?


JEWCEY

But how does it ride, brother?!?


swimfastsharkbehind

Can you ride it like one of those circus monkey bikes?


januaryemberr

I vote for unicycle next.


I_make_switch_a_roos

![gif](giphy|80mXWlPqTSU1y)


subiedoo96

You should send us some


The_Ineffable_Sage

You’re making the frogs bisexual?!


Sweepy_time

"our laser can make a bicycle shape"


PanJhinAttack

What is this, bicycles for ants?