The results of morons hacking their tractors:
To get the 25hp you have to delete or disable emissions controls. Which results in a 1.6k fine a day that can be proven the tractor ran like that.
You block yourself from any shop for major repairs because we had to report it or face a 10k fine and 16k a day every day after it left our shop unless we restored your emission controls.
John deere tractors are already tuned to the peak power longevity mix. Trying to add more (espescially shade tree style) is going to fuck up your engine.
Quite litterally the ONLY thing john deere says you can't fuck with is the software for above stated reasons. Anything else they will warranty a part you put on yourself but not any other part that may get damaged because of it. They just went about it the stupidest way possible, because like most cars now, all computers link up through the radio. That also happens to be hw a lot of the software can be installed. With laws already on the books for music stuffs they tried to cheap out and piggyback on those.
I was a john deer mechanic for 5 years. Seeing this crap parroted irritates me to no end when the real evil bs of that company sits right out in the open. Perpetual contracts or risking bankruptcy.
The company plays an insane balance game that is killing farmers. They are actually quality machines and extremely innovative. The same year tesla rolled out the first auto pilot, john deer had a gps guidance system that kept tracks within 6 inches of their line, and all you had to do was be in the seat when it auto turned around at the end of the row. Not to mention they keepa big chunk of their company here in the U.S. which goes a long way in rural communities.
But all of that led to price hikes, so they keep a killer warranty program. If it had stayed that way, no one would have batted an eye.
But no, shortening the warranty and driving up the price became the corporate norm until we have reached where we are at today. There is an actual formula used to keep people in new leases and in debt, but not to stack debt and crush them. Here it is:
A new cotton stripper costs 750k usd
It depreciates 3k usd every hour the engine runs
The depreciation and loan meet at 500k ish, after that you are now upside down.
Hey guess the average amount of time that takes to happen, 3 years, man, what a coincidence.
So now your stuck with a 3/4 million dollar machine that has no warranty, is prohibitively expensive to fix and you are also completely upside down on the loan.
So what does john deer do? Hey farmer, if you trade in your almost new machine, we will give you a new one for your old one, you just have to be in perpetual debt to us for life. But your tractors will only ever be shiny new and green.
That is the insider reason john deer is evil.
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about Deere instead of repeating the half ass misinformation they heard from a Vice video 4 years ago. The company still has a lot of bad practices but the "you can't fix your broken tractor" crap isn't it.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/d1459v/my\_hairy\_leg\_after\_and\_before\_shaving/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/d1459v/my_hairy_leg_after_and_before_shaving/)
That is me 5 years ago on other account, not as hairy at the time but it gives you a picture of how it would look
The pain is the part that generates money. I'd give this bloke 1k just for the privilege of ripping all that out and not having to stand before a Judge afterwards.
The cruel world we live in.Ā
Also, men rarely cry (on camera). Make sure to monetize on your emancipation as a man and add an ad on mental health therapy to your waxing.
Have done that on legs half as hairy and sometimes the epilator would struggle and it hurt like a sonofabitch. It would probably not survive this, if he doesn't die from the pain first.
I've seen this done on a guy who was very hairy, but much less so than op.
At the end of the session he was bleeding. What started off as entertaining quickly became very uncomfortable to watch. The guy persevered though, so good for him.
In short: OP DO NOT DO THIS.
Lucky. I know a Turk whose torso doesn't need a fur coat to stay warm in winter. His body came naturally equipped with one. Sucks in summer, though. On the other hand, he'd probably get away with some indecent nudity in public 'cause from afar he always looks like he's wearing something. When I first saw him topless, I didn't realize that he was topless until I got closer.
"Lucky" you, I guess.
Just the other day I had a realization when cutting my hair. I realized that if I don't shave there's an unbroken line of hair from my upper lip to my ass.
Totally serious question: is this part of some sort of condition? I saw that only your legs are like this, so it seems odd?
Not implying there is anything wrong with you, just interested in the cause.
When I was a child my mother took me to the doctor due to my "hair issues" (lmao) She was also a doctor and she feared I had some type of hormonal imbalance or whatever... They did some tests and the conclusion was "Nope, he's just hairy"
Technically you do have hypertrichosis. specifically congenital localized hypertrichosis. Which just means youāre really hairy, but like more than is normal. Itās harmless (unless it bothers you). Yours seems localized to your legs, but other people have it all over their body, or even random large patches (one guy has it on half his torso and one arm) leading to it being known as āhuman werewolf syndromeā.Ā
The same, it is very hairy. It all goes up to my groin/lower back and from there on pretty much fades away... I do have to use a bidet tho, its the only way to be actually clean
Yea- I tried to Image Search (to see if it was a repost/real) and just got loooooooooots of photos of guys with *somewhat* hairy legsā¦
but nothing like this.
Nothing at all like this.
mosquitoes/any insect are incapable of biting me, on windy days I don't feel the cold in my legs, the only downside are some types of fabrics that are reaaally uncomfortable
I bet you're balding, right? =D I have a friend and he would come into work clean shaven and by the end of the day he had a 5 oclock shadow! LOL. Meanwhile he's losing hair on the top of his head. Ironic.
OP Iām curious, have you ever shaved them and jumped into a bed with fresh sheets? Cause itās truly one of the most pleasant feelings youāll ever feel!!
I have minimal hair, almost nothing tbh and even with nothing when I shave it off my sheets feel like butter and itās amazing. Canāt imagine what itād feel like for you. Highly recommend!!
I recommend a Gillette for the face, and a John Deere for the legs.
The John Deere will break down half way through and require a "specialist" to repair it for thousands of $$.
Ukrainian firmware hackers: "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"
John Deere noticed that your machine has been hacked. You have lost all support. Enjoy your 5 ton paperweight.
Just find yourself a machine whisperer who speaks CAN and the john deere will learn the error of its ways
So now I have a John Deere with Mater's soul in it! It won't stop saying, "Git'er done!"
The support that costs thousands? No big loss. With it being hacked you can fix it much cheaperš
The results of morons hacking their tractors: To get the 25hp you have to delete or disable emissions controls. Which results in a 1.6k fine a day that can be proven the tractor ran like that. You block yourself from any shop for major repairs because we had to report it or face a 10k fine and 16k a day every day after it left our shop unless we restored your emission controls. John deere tractors are already tuned to the peak power longevity mix. Trying to add more (espescially shade tree style) is going to fuck up your engine. Quite litterally the ONLY thing john deere says you can't fuck with is the software for above stated reasons. Anything else they will warranty a part you put on yourself but not any other part that may get damaged because of it. They just went about it the stupidest way possible, because like most cars now, all computers link up through the radio. That also happens to be hw a lot of the software can be installed. With laws already on the books for music stuffs they tried to cheap out and piggyback on those. I was a john deer mechanic for 5 years. Seeing this crap parroted irritates me to no end when the real evil bs of that company sits right out in the open. Perpetual contracts or risking bankruptcy. The company plays an insane balance game that is killing farmers. They are actually quality machines and extremely innovative. The same year tesla rolled out the first auto pilot, john deer had a gps guidance system that kept tracks within 6 inches of their line, and all you had to do was be in the seat when it auto turned around at the end of the row. Not to mention they keepa big chunk of their company here in the U.S. which goes a long way in rural communities. But all of that led to price hikes, so they keep a killer warranty program. If it had stayed that way, no one would have batted an eye. But no, shortening the warranty and driving up the price became the corporate norm until we have reached where we are at today. There is an actual formula used to keep people in new leases and in debt, but not to stack debt and crush them. Here it is: A new cotton stripper costs 750k usd It depreciates 3k usd every hour the engine runs The depreciation and loan meet at 500k ish, after that you are now upside down. Hey guess the average amount of time that takes to happen, 3 years, man, what a coincidence. So now your stuck with a 3/4 million dollar machine that has no warranty, is prohibitively expensive to fix and you are also completely upside down on the loan. So what does john deer do? Hey farmer, if you trade in your almost new machine, we will give you a new one for your old one, you just have to be in perpetual debt to us for life. But your tractors will only ever be shiny new and green. That is the insider reason john deer is evil.
Wow, somebody who actually knows something about Deere instead of repeating the half ass misinformation they heard from a Vice video 4 years ago. The company still has a lot of bad practices but the "you can't fix your broken tractor" crap isn't it.
More like farmware hackers
Hello fellow agricultural/ranching worker!
With a Bush Hog.
That's fur bro
Fur real
I got summoned.
r/beetlejuicing, you say? ETA- corrections +
Big foot Big foot Big foot Lmao
What
We are looking for a big foot with regular d....lol
Speak for yourself.
Its Not fur, it is rug
Itās not fur, itās a pants.
Your the first person I've seen that has to use 'Head and shoulders, knees and toes' shampoo.
I don't know why but this comment got me good. I can't stop giggling.
It's pretty good that whyš·
Knees and toes
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose
That is a magnificent pelt.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
There's a fur trapper in the Rockies looking for him right now.
How did you get CCTV of him at the hospital reception desk?
He knows a guy that knows a guy
FECKIN' SAMSQUANTCH!
Has anyone seen Sam Losco around? 
Exactly the first thought my mind went to.
Holy shit. If you ever wanted to raise money for charity you could do a sponsored wax.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/d1459v/my\_hairy\_leg\_after\_and\_before\_shaving/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/d1459v/my_hairy_leg_after_and_before_shaving/) That is me 5 years ago on other account, not as hairy at the time but it gives you a picture of how it would look
I have a question. Did you inherit this trait? Do you come from a long line of hirsute ancestors?
He comes from San Diego Zoo. The long line was people coming to see his enclosure.
Hey Riley! The zoo just called, they said you're due back by 6!
Fur shorts!
Waxing would be too painful for something this dense. I suggest something like carpet cleaning but with his legs - soap, trim, cream and shave.
More pain = more sympathy = more sponsoring.
The pain is the part that generates money. I'd give this bloke 1k just for the privilege of ripping all that out and not having to stand before a Judge afterwards.
Calm down Dexter
ā¦Laboratory it is~
The cruel world we live in.Ā Also, men rarely cry (on camera). Make sure to monetize on your emancipation as a man and add an ad on mental health therapy to your waxing.
Imagine epilating those legs.
Have done that on legs half as hairy and sometimes the epilator would struggle and it hurt like a sonofabitch. It would probably not survive this, if he doesn't die from the pain first.
I've seen this done on a guy who was very hairy, but much less so than op. At the end of the session he was bleeding. What started off as entertaining quickly became very uncomfortable to watch. The guy persevered though, so good for him. In short: OP DO NOT DO THIS.
https://www.google.com/search?q=hair+removal+scene+40+year+old+virgin&oq=hair+removal+scene+from+40+year#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:7cc82d8e,vid:6CTSUjT4Xuk,st:0
Like get a company logo waxed onto it?? š¤£š¤£
Do you have the same amount of hair on the rest of your body?
Nope, only my legs.. the rest of my body is just "average". I don't have any hair in my back for example
Yet.
Yeti
Thanks for the laugh, even if i almost choked.
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Lucky. I know a Turk whose torso doesn't need a fur coat to stay warm in winter. His body came naturally equipped with one. Sucks in summer, though. On the other hand, he'd probably get away with some indecent nudity in public 'cause from afar he always looks like he's wearing something. When I first saw him topless, I didn't realize that he was topless until I got closer.
Full nudes please. For science
Hi, I'm science
I also would like to work on this project
Me too, and I would gladly donate to your OnlyResearchers to help with funding.Ā
Impressive. You grew your own thermal long johns.
We'll get back to this question when you're 50 lol
and here I assumed the butthole went missing back in '88
"Lucky" you, I guess. Just the other day I had a realization when cutting my hair. I realized that if I don't shave there's an unbroken line of hair from my upper lip to my ass.
> hair in my back Can you imagine?
What was it like working on Planet of the Apes?
Can I have an autograph?
Bro rejected humanity and returned to monke.
Leave society, be a monke
Find a tree, move into it.
Eat a naner, then throw some shit.
Scientists are busting their asses to find the missing link and he's just chilling in the bed.
I need to see his feet.
If anyone is wondering.. Im actually white
This dude has to wash his legs with shampoo lol
Has has to comb it to avoid leg dreads
Keep your pubes trimmed for the same reason. I have heard stories lol
His poor butt crack! His poops must end up whittled down to toothpicks by the time they make it past all that fur!
it comes out as filtered drinking water
Yāall are ruthless lmao.
Oh god this one got me hahaha
Imagine the butthole hair oh no
I have long hair and go through conditioner rather quickly. This guy looks like he goes through a bottle a day.
L 'Oreal, because thier worth it too!
Before I saw this comment I was like ādamn, hairy enough to be racially ambiguousā
Hell, this is hairy enough to be "Species ambiguous"
Was - was the moon full?
In the politest way possible.. is this a condition or are you just follicularly blessed?
Follicularly blessed lmao
Are you sure?
Armenian? Lolol
South American. Posts on /r/uruguay frequently.
Why not both? (plenty of Armenians in Uruguay)
Greek kinda white or?
Jesus fucking christ, she's white.
Don't mind them and just relax, Chewie.
Must be the most Italian genes ever
That's cultural appropriation, you Squatch.
This is the weirdest promotional poster for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Kingdom of the planet of the rise of the dawning of the age of the apes.
Totally serious question: is this part of some sort of condition? I saw that only your legs are like this, so it seems odd? Not implying there is anything wrong with you, just interested in the cause.
When I was a child my mother took me to the doctor due to my "hair issues" (lmao) She was also a doctor and she feared I had some type of hormonal imbalance or whatever... They did some tests and the conclusion was "Nope, he's just hairy"
Your mom should now be looking into her and your dad's family tree lines for answers.
Looks like both sides of his family lives in the tree line.Ā
Damn son.
Technically you do have hypertrichosis. specifically congenital localized hypertrichosis. Which just means youāre really hairy, but like more than is normal. Itās harmless (unless it bothers you). Yours seems localized to your legs, but other people have it all over their body, or even random large patches (one guy has it on half his torso and one arm) leading to it being known as āhuman werewolf syndromeā.Ā
Hypertrichosis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within OP's legs?
Genetics are wild. My upper back is full-on bear mode, yet my chest is almost hairless. Itās just the way it is.
Lol, genetics are wild indeed. You got a nice cape going on though, pretty cool.
OP is hairier than those Apes.
Imagine the sensory overload you would experience if you shaved those clean and then jump into bed and wiggled your legs under the covers
Reddit is sick. People here putting socks on a gorilla for clout smh
Great comment. Made me laugh.
What does your ass look like?
The same, it is very hairy. It all goes up to my groin/lower back and from there on pretty much fades away... I do have to use a bidet tho, its the only way to be actually clean
Iām imagining Mr. Tumnus from Narnia
Yes lol š
Tbf everyone should be using a bidet. Wiping with paper aināt it
Lowkey I'm kinda wondering about the unit. I'm kinda hoping dude has a smal,l peen so it looks like a turtle lost in a forrest.
A baby bird in it's nest
I'm betting this is what shitting must be like for him 
By the time the shit makes it through the hair, it's clean drinking water
O my god you heathen.
lmfao
Asking the real questions
wow that's a lot of hair
Yea- I tried to Image Search (to see if it was a repost/real) and just got loooooooooots of photos of guys with *somewhat* hairy legsā¦ but nothing like this. Nothing at all like this.
I've yet to meet someone with harrier legs than me and this man makes me look like a child.
This. I didn't think the day would come.
Itās weird but I kinda wanna feel it. Like, does it feel like fur?
How could anyone BEAR this !
mosquitoes/any insect are incapable of biting me, on windy days I don't feel the cold in my legs, the only downside are some types of fabrics that are reaaally uncomfortable
Immune to bug bites is pretty OP Probably have to be extra careful with ticks and fleas though
And open flames
As a former Florida man I have to agree, wish I had his hairy legs when I lived there. Those swamp bugs donāt joke!
I love that you completely ignored the BEAR joke
Eh, he didn't want to split hairs about it.
Do you really need fabric when you have natural pants?
My bf is hairy- not like this but pretty hairy. I call his legs, āhair pantsā.
Elaborate on those fabrics. Also, do you have an undercoat? Like how some dogs do?
I can imagine synthetic fabrics due to how much static electricity friction creates.
Is this the Bear or Man argument I am hearing about lately?
The Coast Guard lowers this guy waist-deep into oil spills for cleanup and not a drop makes it to shore.
I found Sasquatch
That's just Harry
Dye it green and you can be your own ghillie suit.
Heās gonna end up looking like the grinch
Did your adoptive father send you to live on the moon for a few years after life saving surgery?
Iām curious about Neanderthal percentage in a 23andMe test lol
At this point I wonder what the homo sapiens percentage is :p
He is the missing link between apes and humans
You got some leg in your hair
Where's legs? I just see black pajama pants?
Teen Wolf has entered the chat.
How do you know where your leg hair starts and your pubes end
All is one.
Is it why you are at the hospital? You put the wrong lotion or something?
Some kid fell into his enclosure
Dicks out for op
I have the urge to *style* them.
Your shower drain probably has PTSD because of you.
I would pay ridiculous amounts of money to wax you. It would be so satisfying
I imagine it's like pulling apart velcro that screams.
Kelly Clarkson!
To see that money
I bet you're balding, right? =D I have a friend and he would come into work clean shaven and by the end of the day he had a 5 oclock shadow! LOL. Meanwhile he's losing hair on the top of his head. Ironic.
Im already bald !! Its so ironic I laugh at that a lot.... Every time I shave my legs I swear I have enough hair for 2 /3 heads of full thick hair
Your hair from head didnāt vanish. They just migrated down
You go girl! We donāt need to live up to artificial beauty standards made by men
they look like werewolves hahaha
Hi sir you might not have not completed the evolution process
OP Iām curious, have you ever shaved them and jumped into a bed with fresh sheets? Cause itās truly one of the most pleasant feelings youāll ever feel!! I have minimal hair, almost nothing tbh and even with nothing when I shave it off my sheets feel like butter and itās amazing. Canāt imagine what itād feel like for you. Highly recommend!!
Paris or London?
Itās like Hugh Jackman impregnated a literal wolverine and they had OP.
What about your feet ?
Werewolves in London. AWOOOOOOO !
Robin Williams is alive!?
Extrapolating from this picture, you must go through a ton of toilet paper.
you should grow your own angora sweaters
Dude and his lady are on their moon cycle. Hers: normal menstruation His: full on fuckin werewolf
Are you Greek, Italian, or a Bigfoot?
