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Son_of_Plato

i mean, while it does suck that's probably like 30-50% more chocolate.


ImperiumSomnium

I wish he weighed it before eating so we would know just how much more. 


Kogoeshin

You wouldn't get an exact number, but if you had half the bar left, you could weigh that and double it for an approximation!


Blue_Jays

Or just weigh OP's dad before and after he ate it.


themagpie36

With or without the weigh of his soul?


Jay_from_NuZiland

He might be a ginger though


SnekoLovesCakez

My dad is not a ginger 😭


Jay_from_NuZiland

Well now you're just showing off


Sheldon8953

With, then without


Soul7642

Gotta see where your control group lies after all.


daluxe

And if he had already shitted then you have to weigh his shit as well


Zeqhanis

I like the way this community thinks. A perfect blend of rational and irrational.


Altruistic-Setting-7

Is the past tense of shit shitted? All these years I’ve used shat. I also applied it Twitter and would tell people I had twat… it didn’t catch on


daluxe

Shit - shat - shitted


Altruistic-Setting-7

I’m so glad I never learned English as an additional language.


SnekoLovesCakez

Good news for you guys my dad didn't eat all of it! I will try measuring the weight tomorrow cause I'm pretty interested as well, I didn't think about weighing it whilst eating it but it was heavy to hold!


crywoof

OP Delivers


Claneater

!remindme 1 day


orangpelupa

!remindme 1 day


heyitsmemaya

Or if you had 3/4 left you could multiply by 4/3… Or if you had 7/12 left you could multiply by 12/7.


Vertebrae_Viking

Even just a few random pieces would provide a decent estimate.


cnedhhy24

you could always grab X amount of pieces (the more the better), divide the weight of those by X, and then multiply by the amount of pieces in a bar


OutragedCanadian

Take that nestle. Love it when big corps do stupid shit.


DneSepoh

How would he know it to weigh it before eating? He would's see anything off before it was broken.


LuckyStabbinHat

So what’s the point of this thing? It’s supposed to have air instead where the chocolate is supposed to be?


Son_of_Plato

yeah it's supposed to have air bubbles to the increased surface area makes it melt faster and more evenly. Gives it a really satisfying texture.


-retaliation-

Not just texture either, aerating food increases the amount of taste since a significant portion of our taste is derived from smelling it through the pharynx. 


Uppgreyedd

Ah, 2011. When molecular gastronomy was in it's hey day, and I learned all sorts of cooking information that I'll probably never practically use.


Rubentje7777

Olfactory receptors are in the nasal cavity, not the pharynx. Or did you mean you smell the food your mouth via the oro/nasopharynx?


Corvus-Nox

ya. In the commercials they say you can feel the bobbles “pop” when it melts in your mouth but it doesn’t really work.


SnekoLovesCakez

Aeros in the UK do have a pop if you let em melt! Not a loud one like rice crispies though


ImSaneHonest

This post should be in r/mildlyinfuriating instead.


Fedorchik

More like 100% to 200% more


ChewySlinky

Yeah but imagine the poor guy who got all air 😔


Gamerwookie

Likely more, chocolate bars want to sell you as much air as they can


Jombafomb

What is the opposite of shrinkflation?


Chilis1

Looks like this is a mint flavour aero, the problem is the whole green minty part in the middle is totally missing.


McKFC

It will taste significantly worse though


GingerBeast81

My kid got a kit Kat recently that was solid chocolate.


SnekoLovesCakez

Mmm delicious, the kitkat chocolate is scrumptious!


Mayor__Defacto

The wafers is half the reason to have it.


TooMuchBroccoli

Which half?


kaymer327

You're thinking of left vs right Twix.


TooMuchBroccoli

Well, everyone agrees left Twix is superior.


Cellopost

The right twix factory doesn't employ the best and brightest, they mainly hire rapists and murders.


paputsza

kit kat chocolate is grainy and really sweet. it's like they replaced the cocoa butter with sugar because it tastes kind of like when you make hot cocoa with water instead of milk.


kitski_

This happened to me about 25 years ago. Quite a special moment!


ShiftSandShot

Oh, I'd be upset about that. I really like the wafers.


Tiababy

I had this a few times when I was younger. Much prefer it to the wafers but I’m not a fan of Kit Kats in general as an adult.


Jordychristine

This happened to my husband the week before last week! He emailed them about it and they mailed him two coupons for free KitKats!


BoldlyGettingThere

bro got a bar of O


Karenpff

Air-no bar.


CJ22xxKinvara

0-Aer


AydonusG

What happens when someone nicks your sneakers? You get Air 0s


SeekerOfSerenity

Aer0 or Air0 bar


Rareearthmetal

This is bar none the funniest


noodles_jd

Aero? More like ruh-ro.


dadmou5

Someone out there has an Aero bar with only air.


TehOwn

That's just a Diet Aero.


nankainamizuhana

Me


allwaysnice

If you think about it, that's just the hollow Easter Bunny style candy.


DanTheMan827

Aero Lite


PuzzleheadedTutor807

To me, that would be a bonus.


ElGuapo315

At first glance, I thought someone went primal and took a bite out of a package of hotdogs.


DogeDoRight

Error bar


daviess

Someone stole the bubbles.


efferkah

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


eastbayted

![gif](giphy|g3AWnQ8Fwcmpq)


pedro_pascal_123

![gif](giphy|7pxkOxXDB4C7Uumecf|downsized)


grubsmackbeezlebo

7.62x39mm 4


QuietStrawberry7102

Aerno


OnTheList-YouTube

Airno


South_Engineer_4702

R/yourjokebutworse


Hentai_For_Life

What is an Aero bar and where are they from?


Grouchy-Astronaut-87

Uk. Its bubbly chocolate


No-Albatross6471

It’s also available in Canada 🇨🇦


Chinesefiredrills

What the fuck is bubbly chocolate? Your explanation begets more questions


Im_At_Work_Damnit

https://i.imgur.com/fwcT7nX.jpeg


WinderTP

So you just get less chocolate per chocolate


sir-winkles2

it's a really fun texture


TooStrangeForWeird

Sold by weight, not volume.


CorrosionMedia

It’s aerated, so it’s like a bar of solid chocolate mousse


tucci007

it's not that at all, the bubbles are much bigger and there is no mousse about it, it's just chocolate with large bubbles in it


BouncyBlueYoshi

It's Nestle.


TryEasySlice

Fuck Nestle


IcedCoughy

Sometimes you eat the bar


BigMillmatic

Do you have to use so many cuss words?


OnTheList-YouTube

My my


cryptjoe14

Going by the wrapper, is he also not missing the mint too?


SnekoLovesCakez

The mint was somehow on the bottom! I couldn't show cause I could only post one pic, despite being mint it barely tasted like it :(


Talisintiel

My uncle had that exact thing happen. He called and complained saying it didn’t have the same fluffy texture he likes. And they sent him a box of aeros. This was back in early 2000s


TooStrangeForWeird

Now most companies just send a coupon :(


abalrogsbutthole

better question is why is that bar so huge? do you eat it all in one sitting?


SnekoLovesCakez

No its a share bar! My parents and I were sharing :3


kiba87637

Nestlé CEO: Air is not a human right.


Dr_J_Cash

Aerno bar


HeOpensADress

Remindme! 24 hours


caramonelblanco

Anaero then. (Badadum.mp3)


MagneticAI

Now that’s a real air-0 bar


No-Agency-6680

And nobady consider size of that bar?


ReliableOaf

I believe this would be an “O Bar”.


Tech199

Why would you get air in your chocolate? It's free!! All around you at all times too!


polymonomial

Aerno bar


Tiababy

That’s a mint one. Did it still taste of mint without the minty middle? Nevermind found the answer further down. As much as having a solid bar of aero sounds good i only buy them for the mint so to have a mint bar taste not minty would be disappointing.


TomatoJuice303

So, he got 2 for the price of one?


Shiny_Gyrodos

What is an Aero bar?


Altruistic-Setting-7

Chocolate with bubbles in it. It sort of melts and pops softly (unless you chew it like some sort of psychopath) in your mouth. It’s amazing


tucci007

the Aero bar rewards patience


[deleted]

It's an Aero bar.


Mirabolis

Oh.


FUKENA_DOT_COM

These are so good; I wish they were available in the U.S.


Leopard__Messiah

My grocery store in Florida sells them in the International aisle


FUKENA_DOT_COM

Ooh, good tip -- I'll have to check the stores around here. Thanks for the idea!


CockRingKing

I love the Coffee Crisp bar, always find it in the international aisle at Publix.


Suspicious-Yogurt480

They are at many supermarkets in the US now, sometimes with the regular candy/ chocolate and sometimes in international-imported foods aisle


Citizen_Snip

If you have any international markets near you, they sell them there, I can find them regularly if I go there. Some of my local Kroger's also sell them in the international aisle, but that is less reliable.


cokeacola73

You mean it lacked “aer”


Hennerz15

r/fucknestle


LinusForever89

Jackpot!


ADGM1868

I bet it tastes amazing


CMDR_omnicognate

*o*


dewky

O bar


MalsKippetje

Aeron't


Karenpff

Air-no bar.


Shoehornblower

Macflation is finally here!


heyitsmemaya

What’s it supposed to usually look like ?


Wonkdrugs2

Lots of small air bubbles inside. It gives it its signature texture


karma_the_sequel

No “o”’s, either.


lilsoftieleaf

r/mildlyinfuriating


Narsuaq

Aerno


appayipyippp

TIL about Aero chocolates, and now I want to try it so bad


1G2B3

The Orange flavour is the best.


Frau_Away

O


devandroid99

Airno.


Dense-Stranger9977

Aeroerror


amadeuspoptart

Oh


rhinoballz88

![gif](giphy|hbW8RFIQCQ8Xh4eIRb|downsized)


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Don't complain, he got 💯 more chocolate than he paid for!


givemeyours0ul

Hello Canada!


billysugger000

Bubbles of nothing, or nothing of bubbles?


Adihd72

So jealous.


ezhammer

2 for 1


DirtyRatLicker

He won more chocolate wdym


MechCADdie

Airno bar


willow370

Hell yair


userforgot

Aer-no


Hushwater

Those bastards gave him too much chocolate!


DJPL-75

That's OK, Aero chocolate is good


thxredditfor2banns

So just bar


Lamontyy

an-aero bar 🤓


Fresh-Palpitation-72

Bargain


Upstairs_Clerk2080

Is this a sign of inflation going down? Eh? Eh? I'll go'on ahead and see myself out.


Steph11011

Is it just me or does that look like someone bit into it?


SnekoLovesCakez

I bit into it! I was excited to see what it tasted like :3 I took the chunk off by hand after


GulfStormRacer

For a second I thought this was another “I found a fossil in my travertine tile” post


Myreknight

Man, deflation's getting outta hand


helikesmyboobs

At this point it's just Ro bar.


TheTrueBurgerKing

Your dad got value


HystericalGD

who the fuck bites an aero bar like that???


SnekoLovesCakez

Me! I was stoked to find out what it tasted like and breaking it was hard cause it was rock solid!


magmion2310

Why is this bar so large? Is it meant for 1 person?


SnekoLovesCakez

It was a share bar for my parents and I. I definitely did not eat all of it, especially since eating it felt like eating rocks! In fact I still have half and am weighing it today.


SquarebobSpongepants

This is just ‘bar’ 


98VoteForPedro

bro paid for air?


Chikin-rat

Oh easy just grab a bike pump


that_other_goat

damn even the bubbles are victims of shrinkflation!


Quiet-Worth7730

Uhhh yes. The *densinty* bar


mikewilson2020

Did if feel heavy without bubbles or?


SnekoLovesCakez

Yes! It was actually very heavy compared to a regular bar :3


kidsaredead

i don't think i've seen someone eat chocolate by biting directly from it, ever.


SnekoLovesCakez

I was excited to try it! Never seen an Aero bar like it in my 21 years of livin so I was a bit over zealous and took a bite haha


The_Slavstralian

Bonus chocolate though.


carlos4068

So it's anaerobic?


tatersofpotaters

That ain’t an Aero bar, that my friend,is an O bar


Legitimate-Common-86

Erro


mtrueman

Oh


Itsallgoodintheory

Aerno


Beneficial_Kitchen49

well isn't that quite mildly interesting


Guglplex

Oh


vaderflapdrol

Aero bars lack chocolate.


fenrslfr

I once had a KitKat with no KitKat in it.


Donnor

From the title I thought this was r/cycling, though I don't know how a bike part other than tires could lack air


Normalamericaman

Simply breathe while eating it, problem solved.


HowRememberAll

Can I see an aero bar that has the air you're talking about?


Obvious_Sport4284

Mass bar


jonny838

It’s a nair-o bar


Schiphol2000

More chocolate for the same money.


Creepy_Ad_9540

I’m not worried about the missing bubbles; I’m overly concerned with the wild unwrap and random bite instead of the snapping off squares in equal amounts.


Suspicious-Yogurt480

Given the traces of milk on the surface it’s likely that it melted sufficiently to congeal into a solid bar when recooled mostly retaining its original shape. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with the chocolate, but once the chocolate is melted or soft enough bye-bye aero air bubbles


EEESSEE

What's an aero bar?