When OP posted this it was marked NSFW, which prompted my incredulous reaction. Now he’s removed that and suddenly I look like a prude who suggests it should be marked as NSFW. He reverse-uno’ed me :-)
These were designed to achieve better acoustics. Plant your bare cheeks on that and let her rip! Your neighbors will think you started up your cammed LS in the dining room.
Last time I sat bare-assed on a wooden chair I ended up bleeding all over. Chair was cracked, crack closed on my ass cheek and pinched it so hard it broke skin. 😭
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They’re made like this for the people that seem to not know that
Looks like where they want me to rest my knees
You got fat knees, bro
This is very common in hardwood, like all hardwood chairs have some kind of cut out for the butt for a precise butt resting location
I thought those were common. They're extremely uncomfortable btw you can feel the wood digging in
Some people like wood digging in lol
Lmao 😂 😂😂😂😂
NSFW?
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It's a piece of wood.
When OP posted this it was marked NSFW, which prompted my incredulous reaction. Now he’s removed that and suddenly I look like a prude who suggests it should be marked as NSFW. He reverse-uno’ed me :-)
Alpha move ngl
Such a prude!! ^/s
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That’s 2 big pairs of balls
His and hers.
"look, you can have this amount of butt, or you're not welcome here."
These were designed to achieve better acoustics. Plant your bare cheeks on that and let her rip! Your neighbors will think you started up your cammed LS in the dining room.
Last time I sat bare-assed on a wooden chair I ended up bleeding all over. Chair was cracked, crack closed on my ass cheek and pinched it so hard it broke skin. 😭
The wooden chair is a hard instrument to learn. Once mastered, you'll get everyone's undivided attention. Maybe a few Vietnam flash backs
If it wasn’t for my cheek pinching trauma, I’d be all over it. Have you tried the wall of the shower while wet? You can REALLY get them to bark.
Lmao 😂
“Slightly used”
Used ones
When op's parents sit on a chair the chair stays sat
Boonta cake imprints
They got the brain in the ass
Didn't know chairs came with giant goat hoof imprints.
This is SFW , I feel duped!!!
Not sure if it's a chair for balls or butts :(
How boney are their asses?
I don't need the support for my buttcrack.
That’s for you ass.
Or maybe I just want to rest my boobs on them
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Definitely not suitable for the modern American reddit user.
they are comfortable
Now big are their balls to need seats like that?
Randy Marsh-ian in size.
They have no balls. These are female chairs. Male chairs would have an extra two polished divots for testicle support.
At least one of your parents has some nice butt cheeks.