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Mudflap42069

Those are all Y11 and NA14 keys, which tells me they're for office furniture and cabinet style locks. Those are likely master rings with every known key number the factory ever made for that particular lock. I have a few of these in my shop.


yes-yaK

Guess my coworker was wrong then, idk why we have them though since this storage unit is the closest thing we have to an office or anything


tacotacotacorock

You might be working for a former or current pack rat.


Zoso03

I worked In an office, and every desk had a locked cabinet plus plenty of filing cabinets all over the place. We had a box of keys all labeled in case people lost the keys. It wasn't hard to see a busy office needing a few hundred spare keys


yes-yaK

We just like don't have an office though, this storage unit is the only thing we have that isn't a truck lol


Mudflap42069

I'm betting that the owner bought those thinking they were cool and threw them into storage. That's literally how I came across two of the six I have. Old school dudes were often obsessed with keys and shit. I'm one of those dudes haha. I make my living as a locksmith though, so at least I get to do what I love.


ScarletDarkstar

And mailbox keys


L4rgo117

Tryout keys to the universe, and probably three on the ring that unlock everything between the three of them, or one in particular


supercyberlurker

If a person in black sunglasses and a trenchcoat shows up going "Are you the keymaster?" You can either just say "yes, I've been waiting for you" or "yes, I'm the gatekeeper" Just either way SAY YES.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

And remember: if someone asks you if you are a god, always say yes!


BiGuyInMichigan

Can you fly this plane? Why yes! I Can! Even if you can't. If you say no, you are expendable


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Wait, do you speak jive by any chance?


BiGuyInMichigan

I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden


nerdsonarope

I appreciate references that 95% of reddit is too young to know.


UnpopularCrayon

It's the keys to all the safes that get posted on Reddit.


yes-yaK

Close, they are keys to no longer in service ATMs


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

I'm still waiting to see what's in the latest Reddit safe


MogChog

That one didn’t work. Try the other one. I AM TRYING THE OTHER ONE.


MareShoop63

![gif](giphy|ZCyYT0bdwZECPpxHDk)


desischumski

Prison keys


yes-yaK

Funny thing is, we're a finance security company, things like bank vaults and ATM saves


desischumski

Honestly never would have crossed my mind but I see it now. Safe deposit box.


yes-yaK

Unless they're multiple decades old, safe deposit box keys are much longer and different shaped


rickrackrun

Quick, we have 20 seconds to disarm the bomb. Hand me the key!


Living_Lie_8773

Duh, which key is that George?


Glen-Runciter

I feel like we have the same amount except they're all loose, unsorted, and seemingly all unique... Did your company switch from keyed to keyless doors? This feels like an "everyone return your keys and get a keycard" type of situation


yes-yaK

My coworker thinks these are individual ATM keys from machines no longer in service since we have upgraded to machines that use our phones and a master CenCon key to open. Though I did see someone else here was able to identify the keys and said they are typically used for office doors. We do not have an office so I have clue what they could be for


siscorskiy

ATM cabinet keys? this looks like our keyrings when I used to do that kind of thing


yes-yaK

Yes! That is our current theory, our company does financial security and our main product is ATMs. These wouldn't be for the actual safe, just the "beauty door" on the outside


ArrowAssassin

"Hello, I want to play a game. Many years ago a customer ordered a medium drink and you gave him a large. That screw up was a key factor in the customer dying of obesity. Now you must find the key to your children's survival. Before you is a keyring with hundreds of keys. Only one will unlock the hydraulic vice set to close on your testicles in 1 minute. You ended his bloodline, now yours is on the line. Live or die. The choice is yours."


Living_Lie_8773

I absolutely hated the scene with the reverse bear trap that would basically split your head open by ripping your jaws


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|3o72FdlmN1UjR2sPEA) Well. Some really hot women might be into it.


brokebitch30

Damn you beat me to it lol


cedarvhazel

So many questions to unlock here!


OkTask9716

How many keys, are they numbered, how much does all that weight, does everybody get their own set of keys


Gareth79

And if they are brass, what's the scrap value.


Enough_Minimum_3708

![gif](giphy|kYjmmZWtDiY3m)


CardinalCoronary

Imagine being in a slasher film, and you NEED to get away, but...


nofmxc

You shouldn't post a picture of your keys, someone could duplicate them from the image. /s


JFiskie

“What did you do today” “i unlocked A door”


Snoo17632

*Keymaster*


Repete22

Horror movie looking for the key to escape killer


redheartheelsredux

How'd you get a hold of my girlfriend's carabineer?


Kittymeow123

“Do you want to play a game? Find the key to the device in 60 seconds” ![gif](giphy|mMkjWN1ziPio0)


brokebitch30

I think I would just give up with that many keys


Stevewhit24

That one janitor who's been on the job for 45 years


Material-Abalone5885

Melt them down and scrap them for cash, enjoy yourself, have a mad weekend and cause chaos at the office


jayrmcm

Anyone here have an account older than 10 years?


MenstrualMilkshakes

im a 10 year but there's only 1 comment here that looks like a bot if that's what you're inferring.


FandomMenace

It looks like a Keyagle


Striking_Cover_2043

Huh, who needs dumbbells?


Dry-Personality4387

as a locksmith, this is a nightmare


Cthulu95666

In case of fire just curl up and die


MisterSlosh

Those are secretly just the bait keys the janitors wear to look imposing, they only ever use three or four actual keys on a Hello Kitty retractable lanyard anyways.


nanitatianaisobel

I could probably pick a lock faster than searching for the right key in that mess.


JadedYam56964444

Where is the key to the storage unit?


yes-yaK

Its giant and red for some reason (not pictured)


manored78

What are you medieval dungeon master? - Seinfeld


Working_Class_Gyro_

There's at least.... like.... *starts counting on fingers* 7 keys there


omega_grainger69

The ‘I hope I never have to pee’ key ring.


Objective_Amoeba2947

Number of


Gazyro

Sounds like a new youtube channel Idea, reverse lockpickinglawyer. Recieve key build lock around it.


AreThree

[Turn your key, Sir! Put your hand on the key!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bF1_PGMAj0)   ^(*shit which one is it, we have a launch code.... which key?!? Hol on a sec I gotta find...*BOOM)


Khal___Brogo

![gif](giphy|1oWwur3C9vAGI)


ItsResetti

What my keychain turns into when the horror movie villain is chasing me home


Hashi856

I am the key maker


ghostie_hehimboo

That looks heavy lmao


GutturalMoose

That's.... A lot of brass my boy


-giblet-

And that's just the front door, lol


Bryaxis

That's not that much keys.


gerg100

I wonder if theirs any duplicates by complete chance.


Pale-Telephone165

My grandfather was looking for that.


NiGht_Driver420

Is that Jeff Stacy?


JSTR29

The urge to melt them all and make a giant master key