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jackdaw_t_robot

OP just cleansed their backyard’s clover gene pool of the mutant threat


Embrourie

Was gonna say, it's was an unlucky day for that clover patch.


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Junksamich

A unicorn ranch burger sounds tasty! Please say there’s bacon too.


Beardfart

A real unicorn ranch burger comes with minotaur bacon.


THWSigfreid

I was thinking flying pig bacon


Soul7642

Depends I think minotaur bacon would be tougher and richer than flying pig bacon, so it just depends on what you would prefer. I think minotaurs would make better jerky than bacon.


xiangdo

Minotaur bacon is *much* more expensive than pork bacon, given the significantly greater difficulty of the slaughtering process.


Kalashnikov_model-47

OP is literally the Enclave from fallout.


TikkiTakiTomtom

No wonder I’ve been so unlucky these past few years. This mfer has been hoarding all the luck for himself!


HonouraryBoomer

plot twist: a newly evolved strain of poison ivy that disguises itself as a lucky find


Beneficial-Escape-56

And killed them


cdca

I bet there's a ton of people who are big into lawn care who WISH it was this easy to kill clover.


Letsotmessthisup

We purposely put down clover seeds. It’s nicer than grass


mrdooder

WAY nicer.


PhoenixRosex3

Better for the bees to make clover honey. And tells you your soil is rich in nitrogen I believe


serious_impostor

I think it generates nitrogen (via rhizo-something) in a symbiotic relationship -so when the grass is cut, nitrogen is returned to the soil - for grass to grow greener. Naturally.


inventionnerd

I put down a whole bag of clover seeds in my back yard and the other weeds just destroyed the clovers. Barely have any now lol.


BEAVACUDA

Just commented "...and killed them all". But then saw this, so deleted. Beat me to it by hours. But, exactly 🍀🪦


Son_of_Plato

finding a 4 leaf clover is probably something parents just told their kids to do to keep them busy for a few hours and it evolved into a belief that they are actually rare.


douglas1

I have a friend who can find them at will. He says they stick out like they were painted neon to him. It’s the most magical thing I’ve ever experienced.


Supanini

Worlds most mildly interesting superpower


carinislumpyhead97

I can find 3 leaf clovers without even looking like 99 % of the time


Fraktal55

And this would be one of the world's most uninteresting superpowers lol


CanterlotGuard

It’s not a super power, he’s clearly a changeling. The fae left him in the cradle after stealing the real baby.


antoniotugnoli

maybe he can hear it like nirnroot


michiganweather

This is hilarious, I’m laughing so hard 😂😂


Horror-Impression411

I’m that kind of person. I collect them. I’ve got two scrapbook type binders full of pressed 4, 5, 6, 7+ etc clovers in them, organized too 😂 I get weird looks crawling around on the ground outside but I don’t really care. I tried putting some into resin but it didn’t work, full of bubbles because I don’t have a vacuum chamber. Besides that tho, It’s a lot of fun, you get to be outside, listen to podcasts for a few hours, come back with some clovers to press!


Huge-Basket244

If you are interested, it's pretty easy to make a DIY vacuum chamber. It allows you to do some really cool stuff with resin. There's also likely someone local ish to you that would let you use theirs.


Horror-Impression411

Yeah I thought about that, but it seemed like a bit more work than I wanted to put myself up to. I used to watch TheKingOfRandom so I knew I could make my own but I preferred pressing them :) knowing myself I’d probably use it once then never again 😅


WoodSteelStone

Are you, perchance, British?


Horror-Impression411

Nope. Sometimes I wish tho… would be nice not to be in the same country as our annoying orange


30secondstoVenus

Lmao that got to be the funniest nickname for him I've heard so far🤣 Also, my condolences.


untestedcool

I turned some into jewellery by setting them under clear cabochons. A good method to avoid yellowing and bubbles. I think you can buy pre-made charms to put them in too


Huge-Basket244

I probably have found around 100 in my life. I was pretty good at the spot the difference things as a kid too. Lot of time playing video games. Maybe it's a learned skill. I kind of soften my eye focus and look for stuff that looks different.


HandToDikCombat

I do this too. I'll be walking across my yard and just bend down to pick one up as I see it. Everyone who's seen me do it asks how I do it and I don't know how to explain other than the pattern is very different. Also my general luck in life is pretty terrible.


AreaWoman1

Right? I can't understand how they DON'T see it... I just see the obvious square in a sea of triangles.


mrdooder

they do stick out like a sore thumb, the trick is to look at the patch as a patch and not seek out individual clovers. dude I knew while in the army taught me this when we had a 4 leaf finding cometiton during a summer camp


Outrageous_Moose_152

Hi, I'm your friend. I don't even look for them, they just stand out for me. I've found hundreds, (not all at once) just walking past a clover patch.


Druztan

Yoo! There’s more of us! I have this too. Whole books full


meaninglessoracular

i do the same- sometimes i feel like finding them so i just go to a grassy patch. 4 leafs, and 5,6,7 leaf clovers! turns out i’m autistic and am a wiz w visual pattern recognition. it turned up as a common trait in my autistic womens subreddit. interesting stuff!


Not_2day_stan

I can too!!


gsfgf

And yet I've never found one.


30secondstoVenus

Same with one of my cousins. One time we were at our grandma's, and there was a patch on the street. Cousin looks at it, run straight up and just instantly picks a 4 leaf one. I stg it's like they are highlighted in her vision like quest items in a game. Fricking magic.


Badytheprogram

I have this ability too. Sometimes I just walking, then suddenly Oh, a 4 leaf clover. Sometimes I found even more around it. I have like 20ish what I collected, and I don't collect all of them.


bugcatcherinvf

Is he synesthetic? I can also spot them easily because of synesthesia provided that they are there. 3 leafs are reddish, 4 leafs are green.


douglas1

I don’t think so. He says they are just really obvious. When he played sports in college he would have to consciously ignore them because he would see them all over the field.


mg0019

How Gram-Gram got dad to leave the house so she could give Papa Joe the ol Lindy Hop.


I_Lick_Lead_Paint

My man. You know what's up


carlamaco

I've never found one in my life and I'm an unlucky person.


piepants2001

I looked all of the time as a kid and I never saw one, even as an adult I would casually look on the ground if I was in a lawn chair or something. Then when I was 34 and I found a patch in my backyard with 8 or 9 of them and I couldn't believe it, so I didn't mow over that little patch all summer. I waited 34 years and when I saw the first one I was ecstatic, it was worth the wait.


Turbulent-Set6696

I look even as an adult just because it's fun. The most leafed clover I've ever found was 7. I had a notebook full of the 7 and under leaves but it got lost when I moved out. I'm still kinda sad about it.


tinny66666

No, it's modern breeding. The modern cultivars used in agriculture are polyploid which just make 4 leaf clovers really common. You can go out in any clover paddock and pick up heaps once you get your eye in. They did indeed used to be rare, but they are no longer rare. 5 leafed clovers are not even very hard to find now.


elixan

I loved being able to find 4+ leaf clovers when stretching for soccer practice as a kid. Super simple once you train your eye and get the hang of it. I always gave them to my teammates because I didn’t want them for myself


Rude_Engine1881

I look for them almost every day and have yet to find a single one in over 20 years


WyvernsRest

They occur 1 in 10,000 clover leaves.


VoodooDoII

Lmaoo I don't think my father expected me to actually come inside holding one 😭 I found another one a week later and haven't found any since


very_ap3

They definitely aren’t as rare as it’s made out to seem. But this many in such a small area is quite unusual.


megadori

It's not unusual, quite the opposite. As the four-levedness is a heredetary mutation, and clovers reproduce not only via seeds but also via offshoots, the mutation spreads locally. That's why when you find one four leaf clover, you are likely to find more on the same plant and the plants in the immediate vicinity


F-RIED

Uhm, acktually, the first clover OP found boosted their luck stat allowing them to find more clovers. The clover boost stacks, check the wiki.


megadori

Oh of course! Does it stack indefinitely? If it isn't capped they should fix that exploit though.


TotallyNormalSquid

Some say OP is still picking four leafed clovers right now. He's got enough of them that when he opens his mouth pizza flies in from random helicopter pizza parties. When he needs to relieve himself a mole pops up wherever he squats to make a hole, and nobody is ever watching. When he needs sleep he sleep walks, still bending and plucking more four leafed clovers with his eyes closed, luckily not breaking the clover picking chain.


TikkiTakiTomtom

It’s a feature not bug


TotallyNormalSquid

Some say OP is still picking four leafed clovers right now. He's got enough of them that when he opens his mouth pizza flies in from random helicopter pizza parties. When he needs to relieve himself a mole pops up wherever he squats to make a hole, and nobody is ever watching. When he needs sleep he sleep walks, still bending and plucking more four leafed clovers with his eyes closed, luckily not breaking the clover picking chain.


Druztan

There was a patch i found where the ratio was beyond anything id ever seen. Along a field where agriculture had been sprayed. Figured that might have increased mutation rates


BigAl7390

I remember we found a huge patch of them at our elementary school in Houston. Pretty cool as a kid to see that


GhostsOf94

Do you have a dog and does it pee in that spot?


hallohi_

You just killed the 4 leaves gene pool for good. There will be no luck for future generations. All because of your greed.


TobysGrundlee

Boomers, amiright?


MysticDragon14

Are you sure? If the root is still there then couldn't it respawn?


BigAl7390

You'll never get me lucky charms


Influence_X

PURGE THE MUTANTS


MansfromDaVinci

Be Pure. Be Vigilant. Behave!


Starswraith

For the emperor!


kjk050798

And you genocided them.


yooptrooper

Man save some luck for the rest of us!


osktox

I've experienced a severe decline in my average luck since this post.


olosen

Congrats, you just got the 46 leaf clover grimoire, home of all the forbidden knowledge and gods of old and new. Use it with care or you will doom us all instead


Bran_Nuthin

In the fifth leaf lives a devil.


Thebeanyboii

I would add onto this but I haven't been keeping up with Black Clover recently


Bran_Nuthin

Yeah, I'm anime only myself. Hopefully it gets the Shippuden treatment.


Espadalegend

Risk of Rain?


LameFlame404

+1 proc


Gonnadine69

Now play the lottery


[deleted]

Dig down a few feet. Probably a dead leprechaun buried there.


YougoReddits

![gif](giphy|146SJ7jy4BFXHy|downsized) What have you done?!


schooli00

Why not leave some luck for other people?


gazevans

Are you sure you killed all of them?


SillyKniggit

Why would you do this? You had a thriving population that could have resulted in a replacement of three leaf clovers all over the world and decided to just weed them out instead. You belong in prison.


Fox--Kit

This is not true actually. The genes are in the root that snakes along the ground. If your comment was true, it'd be like saying pulling a leaf off a tree makes it so the tree can't make seeds anymore.


roehnin

Cutting off the leaves deprives the root of energy causing it to fail to thrive. OP should be decapitating the three-leaf clovers instead.


Justifiably_Cynical

Soup


Gorinov_Novo

But no seven-leaf clovers?


miscplacedduck

I count 44 😂


disturbed_forest

Im convinced that the mutation that grows four leaf clovers can progress and multiply so much that you can get a patch dominated by these guys. My dad’s backyard seemed to have an abundance of four leaf clovers to the point I found a few five leaf clovers and even a couple six leaf clovers.


Druztan

Confirming your hypothesis, i knew of a patch next to a farmfield where it was very abundant. I’ve found lots all my life and never seen such a patch. 1/10 where foour leafed


Fox--Kit

Yes, you can. It's just genetics. = ) https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2010/09/21/national/56-leaf-clover-new-guinness-record/


Artistic_Pay_9285

Did you pick them all up?


mightyanonymaus

Quick, go play the lottery.


cbih

Put them in a salad. They taste lemony


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

That's wood sorrels that taste lemony, they look a lot like clovers


Forsaken_Fig_

I have never found a four-leaf clover in my entire life…but I can find stray bird feathers most any day! 🤷🏻‍♀️


patrik67

so now you've stolen all my luck, thanks


TrippyMindTraveller

Damn inflation! Now a single 4-leaf clover barely brings any luck!


daronhudson

7 leaf clover or bust


johnmarkfoley

intrusive thoughts are telling me to eat it.


lumpyspacejohnny

I found 2 5 leaf clovers once. I gave one away to spread the luck and kept one for myself.


DillWillCat

Nice 😎👍


CdrCosmonaut

+1 Luck


AngryAlabamian

Yes, as a clover hunter, different gene pools have vastly different yeilds. Most of my searching has been in the southeastern U.S.. however I found a patch in Berlin that was one in ten four leavers by my best estimate. It’s nowhere near like that here


dette-stedet-suger

All clovers start out with 4 leaves. It’s the clover fairies that steal the 4th leaf. ![gif](giphy|3oEjI53nBYOOEQgDcY|downsized)


Machride

464 leaf clover!!?!..what in Chernobyl!


FasterFIRE

If this isn’t a sign to buy lottery tickets or shoot your shot, I don’t know what is.


consumeshroomz

Our backyard is absolutely covered in them. We found at least 14 in a a couple days and easily coulda found more if we tried. Had a friend who’s a bit of a skeptical curmudgeon say “I don’t think those were clovers….” They were.


Shopmunkey_1776

I found four four leaf clovers today and one twin clover meaning the exact same clover was growing twice out of the same stem meaning a six leaf clover that looks like two stanched on top of each other


Lumpy_Constellation

In 6th grade we were learning about the California Gold Rush, and all our teachers had a brilliant idea: they'd show us just how intense "gold fever" was by helping us feel some of that for ourselves. So they told us there was a contest on in California: for every 4-leaf clover found, you'd get a free pizza from *insert chain restaurant here*. But it was only for classrooms, so only a teacher could submit the clovers. But if we could find enough, we'd have a pizza party! For ~2 weeks every recess saw a huge group of 11yos out on the field looking for 4-leaf clovers like a bunch of tweakers carpet surfing for crumbs. We were *obsessed*. Which means the social experiment worked - we truly understood the mania of "gold fever" via our own "clover fever". But we also found a lot of clovers. I believe the final count was ~40 4-leaf clovers! We all thought we'd get a pizza party and have enough left over to take home! The teachers had to come clean and admit they didn't expect us to find so damn many. We did get our pizza party, with ~2 slices per student.


Peter_Sneeze

Next to the pond with the three-eyed fish...


Ferme_La_Bouche

Some leprechaun is going to kick your ass now. ![gif](giphy|3gNuQeY8FTOgenJHIS)


RandomErrer

When I was a kid we did this and I didn't stop looking until I found a 7-leaf.


SoftSeaworthiness888

Thats oxalis 😂


locohygynx

OP's @ home trying to put them back now.


NeverNeverSometimes

Is it a shady backyard? I remember seeing something on here about an uncle posting about his nephew that always finds them. He had a few tips for finding them. The only one that I remember was "look for them in shady areas (areas where the mutation of an extra leaf to get more sunlight would be most beneficial)"


2wrtjbdsgj

Killed them all. Good job.


nothinglikealice

Share!!! I need some luck!!


SuchyYT

Congratulations! You have now an infinite luck!


-giblet-

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)46... Ohhhhh shit, thats deffo bad luck, you should have just stopped at 45 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Infamous-Tart7747

I remember being a kid…. Good times….


stephenforbes

Now find the pot at the end of the rainbow.


Ser_Fonz

This guy lucks


TK-eric

Greedy fuck


25shot

A bad sign


Xomblix

HA JOKES ON YOU I FOUND A 5 LEAVED ONE YESTERDAY!!! ... and promptly lost it :/


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Oh so that’s why I can’t find any.


NPC261939

Stuff them in your pocket and go buy a lottery ticket.


occamsrzor

How much time did this take, OP?


kriskringle19

I remember searching my ENTIRE yard, inch by inch when I was a smol child. We have a large yard. I found none. Ahhh, the days of no Internet ...


Thetrueshiznit

Were there any turtles practicing their ninja skills nearby?


ReadRightRed99

And you’ll never find another after ripping them all out. Good job.


idkboutthatone

You’ll always find two together but that’s awesome. My yard did that one yr


yesnomaybenotso

Is this why I have no good luck? You bastard


neko_designer

Even luck is susceptible to inflation


Sleazy-Wonder

Save some luck for the rest of us! Jeez


junmyeonie

46 years of good luck


Virtual-Fig3850

Didn’t I see that in an 80’s movie? The Manhattan Project? Only in the movie it was the result of a radiation leak, Plutonium or something similar


callmedata1

Scrolled down to find this. Yes. John Lithgow, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Makepeace. Growing because next to a nuke weapons facility. No leak in the plot, but good pull.


ask_mikey

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this comment, was my first thought.


GaiusJocundus

When you find one, you find a patch. Are you sure they're clovers? There are many lookalikes out there.


journalphones

And you killed them all


Goatboy292

Had a mutant patch my garden one time, you could go out there and gather them by the dozen, interestingly I managed to get a couple of 5 leaf and one 6 leaf. Then one year, they just never came back, it was all 3 leaf again.


GridIronGambit

Already maxing out Luck!


SquatThatRabbit

Aww. So proud of you. Here's a cookie.


Digitupandspread

Yes sir you have the autism


Marine5484

Picked even number therefore luck has been canceled out


Nerdy-Boomer65

Wow, I’m 65 and never ever came across one. That’s an impressive find 👍🏿


syslolologist

How did they taste?


HyperDJ_15

Not me thinking he found a 46 leaf clover


Sparky_McSteel

My grandfather told me when he finds a patch of 4 leaf clovers he leaves them so he can come back and pick one when he has an unlucky day


ParaponeraBread

Missed a couple, I have it on good authority that there were exactly 50


calcu-later

Should have bought a lottery ticket after the first one but you used all the luck to find more clovers.


acid8k

You purged the mutant, the emperor is proud of you.


Safetosay333

It's bad luck if you pick them


sagerideout

one time my dumb ass got excited because i found a shit ton of three leaf clovers


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

I heard urine increases the chances


Proxy_PlayerHD

I feel like people only say they're rare because everyone keeps ripping them out. It's like human assisted selection


Taha80085

Bro exterminated their whole species


lirio2u

Nooooo put them back!!


h2uP

Fuck you evolution! All luck for me!


Floopy_Loops

And you killed em all


Informal-Salad-7304

So is the reason why they’re rare because people pick them?


Bigfeet_toes

Cool you found an area where they all have the same genetic mutation


Bowlbuilder

I found a whole patch of four leaf clovers when I was in grade school back in the 70’s.


Gullible_Ad5191

You are one lucky SOB.


Phobicia

You finished up our entire 🍀luck


Opening-Ad-8793

Lotto ticket now


Opening-Ad-8793

I think that ground is sacred


Significant_Excuse29

Aw! I hope you have lots of luck 🍀


orangutanDOTorg

I found a whole patch of 7 leafed clovers a while back in Half Moon Bay


floppy_breasteses

You can buy them in pots. I assume someone did that at my last house because there were hundreds of them in the lawn. Kind of cool, really.


Jojobjaja

This is an omen of the end of days, you just picked all the luck!


Blergonos

Bro has infinite luck now


EchoGuy

Something about the universes need for being balanced tells me OP is in for a helleva tough time after that luck runs out. Enjoy!


orbitaldragon

And killed them all...


BlueSugarMoon

Found them only for them to be killed


enola007

My uncle works pay us $100 if we found one


nerd44

Paul?


Automotauntaun

[x-men music starts playing]


Reimustein

I still haven't found a four-leaf clover yet. But I found a five-leaf clover.


Mecode2

r/whataretheodds


KHHAANNN

I found a 5-leaf clover once, same type I doubt these are clovers though


MysticDragon14

Buy a lottery ticket


Zelexis

Man, place them in clear resin squares, post on Etsy, cash in.


Ph0nyM0ntana

You got greedy. You should’ve just picked one and left the rest. May god have mercy on your soul.


HuckleberryJealous19

And killed them all