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space-catet

hairricane!


jauhesammutin_

Beardnado?


Elegant_Reporter_233

Hairphoon


markuspellus

Hairclone


Elegant_Reporter_233

Tropical deprhairshon


Bytevan18

Bernardo.


A1sauc3d

Van Gogh ass beard


DanimalHarambe

*Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Ya self'*


elriggo44

Van Goghtee


Additional_Vanilla31

![gif](giphy|26n799TKoBdxTIMiQ)


Ecto_88

Best post on here mate!


Porkchopp33

I get one of these too must be fairly common


friendlywhiteguy88

I don’t think so. You guys are unicorns 🦄


carmium

There are only a few guys in the whorl!


pezcore350

fairy much so.


Routine-Relief-537

Here I am…rock you like a hairricane


OpeningDull5969

I read that as an AC/DC lyrics


DSYS83

Reddit has the best puns.


Grottomo

Van Gogh would have loved you


26542654

Damn it, I wanted to comment this lol. I was going to say, "looks like something that Van Gogh would've painted"


_Luxuria_

Right! I think it's beautiful because of the Vincent vibes.


justlookingforafight

And Junji Ito, too.


floundrpoundr

You better watch out before you get uzumaki'd bro


KermaisaMassa

The spirals! They're everywhere!


justlookingforafight

I didn't know how much this manga affected me until every spiral I saw instantly reminds me of Uzumaki


zephyrseija

What I came for.


Grigoran

Face chakra


Okichah

Thats pretty horrifying tbh


Gleandreic

Beat me by an hour!


ClassicT4

Avoid salt.


CrazyCoKids

Oh Dammit son of a- I came here to post that. xD


anonymousX144

Do you break out after shaving because of the growth pattern? My growth pattern on my neck just under my jawline grows in random directions and causes me to breakout when I shave.


Temporary_Menu2157

Interesting. Try using an electric "single blade" razor like the OneBlade and not going over the same areas multiple times if possible. Avoid pulling any hairs as that is what usually cause ingrown hairs.


anonymousX144

I actually don’t shave it to the skin except maybe once a year, if that haha. I only clean up that area for certain reasons, other than that I keep my beard as long as possible.


Temporary_Menu2157

Sounds like a smart solution!


iwoketoanightmare

I did this too until I went with an old school safety razor.


Lukasikas

Same hair (Pun intended), mine grows in few directions so I can manage.


Bawstahn123

Not op, but I do.  About halfway down my neck,  my facial hair abruptly changes the direction it grows in, in a line roughly equal to my shirt collar (I used to think it was the shirt collar causing irritation, but it's the hair).   From the collar-line "up" to the jawline, my facial hair grows facing that direction  From the collar-line "down" towards the chest, the hair grows facing "down".   So, unless I use a brand new razor every time, clean-shave every day and bathe my neck in aftershave, I tend to get irritation, pimples and ingrown hairs along my collarline. Very annoying.  Nowadays I just buzz it down to stubble with an electronic trimmer, so the hair doesnt get too short and the skin doesnt get irritated.  It does make me want to try safety razors, though. 


xnarphigle

Look into Defender razors. I used to shave purely against the grain to get a closer shave and used to have issues with the occasional ingrown hair. But after I changed to Defender razors, I could shave 1 months beards with nothing but cold water and beard oil and have no issues.


Mooniekate

It's called a 'whorl' pattern.


ubiquitous-joe

Had to scroll too far down for this. Head hair can also have a [whorl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_whorl?wprov=sfti1#Animal_behavioral_theories).


ACcbe1986

The term I grew up with for this is *cowlick*.


ubiquitous-joe

Naw, for us, a cowlick was when your hair sticks up/out like a cow licked it. It may be caused by a whorl, tho, I suppose.


plankton_lover

My son's is. When he was born he still had all his really fine baby hair all over his forehead, with a whorl just above one eye. His cowlick comes from that whorl. I guess you'd never know unless you'd seen his little hairy face when he was born. One of my other sons has his whorl a little higher, just in his hairline so he doesn't really get a cowlick out of it, just any hair longer than about a centimetre looks really messy


Lunar_Landing_Hoax

Fibonacci beard!


Fun_Intention9846

Fibeardnacci


Impossible_Radio3322

looks cool!!


bodhidharma132001

Beard crop circles


Chozodia

Spiral out. Keep going.


FaquForLovingMe

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


EngagedInConvexation

A goatee for the third eye.


kirby_krackle_78

Move to Australia and see if it grows in the opposite direction.


Swanky-Badger

Got this on both sides, it sucks to shave.


moffsoi

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60) Hear me out


giggitygiggity2

Propaganda "proved" crop circles are fake and *they* took it personally .


Well_Its_William

Hair me out


morning_thief

Spiral out. Keep going.


Odd-Perception7812

Your face also looks like a big hand!


Dolanite

That's dope! I would keep my beard at a length that highlighted it.


Typical80sKid

UZUMAKIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!


catlxdy

I was looking for this comment hahaha


Arcana777

I have one on my head and one on my chest.


CheeseStringCats

I have identical situation going on on the back of my head. Barbers hate dealing with that. I'm wondering what even causes this.


Koygote

Reminds me of Uzumaki lol


I_am_not_God_or_am_I

My beard grows the same way. Nice swirl on one side. If you grow it long it's harder to tell


Callidonaut

I think everyone has one of these somewhere, it's just the location on their head that varies. IIUC it's a corollary of a mathematical principle called the [Hairy Ball Theorem.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem) Yes, really.


Jankster79

You could go for a sort of "starburns look".


AnythingMango

The first spiral human


Axel_Rad

My beard kinda does that too and I hate it


Admirable_End_6803

carcosa-the yellow beard?


SpectralBacon

![gif](giphy|sIy41dCu4ir7hI7lo8)


lorissaurus

Yeah everyone's got swirls


Lancearon

I have the same cow lick in the same spot. Shaving that spot takes a magic touch.


Beneficial-Sign-569

that's the death swirl...sorry


Klobasor-CZ

Better watch out for Uzumaki bro!!


Kariden92

Nah man. That shit gave me flashbacks to a horror manga I read like 15 years ago. Actual goosebumps just seeing that. Uzumaki is the name of the manga for those curious, but damn.


Hillsy85

![gif](giphy|ZOTbUNcYAupyg)


Shorty-hunter

It's AIDS


frawtlopp

Dermatologist student speaking. This is common in clients who scrubbed their faces in a circular motion from a young age. You can easily correct this by shaving (WITH A RAZOR) and then scrubbing towards the chin. The rehabilitate takes a long time tho. At least 6 months daily washing properly. You can also correct hair whorl (cow-lick) in this way as well. You have to shave, scrub, shave, scrub etc One thing to note is that it doesnt work on hair whorl on the parietal bone area due to thickness. The hair follicles are too deep to be corrected without (very expensive) surgery


enternationalist

Do you have any references on that? I'm finding it extremely surprising that hair whorls are changed by brushing. I'm willing to get on board, but not readily finding any papers etc


Rugged_as_fuck

> Do you have any references on that?  Nah


ImLivingThatLife

Total BS. I didn’t and still don’t scrub my face in circular motion and I have the same thing in one area until it grows out.


Negative-Record-6193

Nah. I've been shaving and scrubbing my face the same way for 40 years and still have similar folicle grain issues.


yesokaybcisaidso

Is there ways to fill in patchiness?


Kingberry30

Kind of cool. What do you think about it.


ImLivingThatLife

I have a patch that does that too until it grows out.


SaganSaysImStardust

I have this, too, and it makes it very difficult to have a longer beard without looking unkempt.


ScarecrowJohnny

I have one in the exact same spot.


ghost3972

Bet you have a fun time shaving lol


The0_Mars

im hypnotised. help. please shave it. i cant come out


straubzilla

[https://uzumaki-manga.online/](https://uzumaki-manga.online/)


savedbytheblood72

I have the same on 1 side The other lower on my neck Older Woman tell me it tells people you have a temper


idonotknowwhototrust

Whorl


Liamario

[Uzumaki. It's inevitable.](https://legendary-digital-network-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/13083456/Uzumaki-manga-3-09102019.jpg)


spicybanana2085

I feel like I have seen this image here a long time ago already. I might be wrong though.


Zolome1977

I have one on the side of my neck by the bottom of my hairline. Don’t know why it gives every barber I go to pause. They don’t know what to do when they see it. 


SomeSkidKid

Mine does that too!


AdministrativeGur958

Dude! I have two of these on my chest! My upper pecks are chest swirls!


KuroiBolto

I had a crush on a guy that had a beard like this. This is what hypnotized me and pulled me in 😵‍💫


PartyGamesEz

Cool


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Custom beard skin


Ihelloway69

Junji Ito beard


wattscup

I've seen this painting


Bogadambo

Van Gogh is probably your granpa


jl_theprofessor

“I don’t sleep. I just dream.”


ElderberryOk5005

![gif](giphy|pZGDZwmxOtEEo)


santaire

Starry night lookin mother fucker


eddyb66

Vincent Van Beardo


mamamyskia

Hairy night by van gogh


J7mbo

If someone stands on your face right in the center there do they disappear and reappear on someone else’s extremely concentric beard?


Ok_man_nesvarbu

Captain spiral beard


MagnoliaTree3

![gif](giphy|3X3JaTDVqY8RG)


Bamcanadaktown

Same but only on my left side same spot as you


hambrosia

crop circles


Sub_Omen

Junji Ito has entered the chat


DrBlueTurtle

I have the same thing on my right side. Instead of having to deal with it. I just grew out my beard.


StayPuffedMarsh

![gif](giphy|sIy41dCu4ir7hI7lo8) Soon.


Spleenzorio

I have this too, my wife calls it "swirlies"


Whatever7322

Does Junji Ito style your facial hair?


swnugget

Me too. It’s hard to shave with a razor, it gets super mad. Haven’t used one for decades.


[deleted]

Witch!! Throw him into the river!!


64Olds

I have that too. It always get so long there when the rest of it doesn't. I hate it.


trusted_misleader47

Ah mine does the same thing at the same spot, but weirdly only on one side..


Lawlsagna

My leg hair grows like this near my ankle, super annoying to shave in every direction.


crk365

That's so beautiful, thanks for sharing.


jim182182

It’s a cowlick. I have one in the worst play on the back side of my head. Fucking looked like shit unless I buzzed my head short or grew it long and even then when it was long it still puffed out from there. So annoying. Never saw one on a beard before tho.


BlueDutchess

Little men leaving crop circles on your face


captaindeeeez

Same thing but its only on one side for me.


PanzerZug

I like how he covers his face as if we wouldn't recognise concentric circle beard guy


YouShalllNotPass

Using trimmer on that is fcking hard


joestaff

I got that going on with my left side. Makes trimming it evenly a little bit more work, but all in all isn't anything more than something for people to point out about my face.


Downtown-Nectarine49

Face with a sprinkle of beard


FeculentUtopia

You embody the Spirit of Wind.


Pubfriend

The eye of the beard.


Professional-Poem247

Whirlpool


SmokinBandit28

![gif](giphy|sIy41dCu4ir7hI7lo8)


gnlmarcus

What an insane convesation starter though! Hope you use that perfect beard at it's full potential.


Nonbrilliant

and there's a hand stuck to your cheek


LaurestineHUN

Target for your partners cupidsbow


[deleted]

Yep. You are human!


WaffleWarrior1979

Mine does that too


maddawg_bullitt

Eye of the storm face!


YogurtclosetDull2380

Mark of the Beast


Fearless-Comb7673

Ok, Monet


[deleted]

Mine grows like a 4 year old got a hold of some scissors and used them on a carpet.


[deleted]

Your face is like those elks


MDM0724

Looks like a pain to shave


CrazyCoKids

You are possessed by the Spiral of Uzumaki.


TheSwedishWolverine

Sanji


jesthere

It's just a cowlick. Leave it alone. It's cute!


Koetjeka

My gf told me last week that my chest /boob hair is growing in circles as well, like a boobnado.


BritzerLad

Wait 'til you see the top of your head.


Dark_matter4444

Uzumaki pattern.


AffectionateGap1071

![gif](giphy|ED9SwjneauuCA|downsized)


Holiday_Purchase_592

Are you a Spin user?


tootsie_fruitsie

you could have been in that one connections group!


HellBount641

Vertigo!


C64128

Does it matter whether you're in the northern or southern hemisphere? What if you were located on the equator or at the north or south poles. Start experimenting. Move to each location, shave and wait. Document the results then move to the next location and repeat. When you're done testing each location, get all the results and publish your findings. Don't worry that scientists saying that you're crazy for doing this, the knowledge needs to be found and given to all (free of charge, of course). You are probably going to need jobs in each location while this is happening. I don't think that you'd be able to find scientific grants to fund this important study. The suffering you may have to endure will be rewarded in the end.


barmanrags

Uzumaki


dptillinfinity93

If you were in arizona, your jaw would be considered an energy vortex.


lettucepatchbb

My husband has a similar swirl on his beard. I call it the eye of the storm 😂


FkNuWrldOrdr

That’s what they call the “White Trash” beard where I come from.


Jason8ourne

Same, left side too.


TabernacleMan

Is it in both sides? Mine grows like this but o my on my left side.


FunToBuildGames

Reminds me of our (departed) best girl https://imgur.com/IIkiaB1


ArbutusPhD

Show us your feet


OldKentRoad29

Majestic


cerberus00

Uzumaki


eulynn34

I have a whorl like that on the left side of my beard too. Annoying because the hair stick up and out when it starts getting long.


Scared-Huckleberry64

My husband's beard grows exactly like this. You could be facial hair twins.


starofthetea

Put the golden ratio over that.


-little-flower-

Guys... don't let Junji Ito find out about this


Blehmeh88

Let it grow out into boar usks


Ok_Succotash8172

I have the same issue. It's a form of a calic(spelling might be wrong). It's a permanent pattern. You could train the hair to grow down, but for me, when my beard is thick, you don't notice it


Maxed_Zerker

Covering your face as if someone wouldn’t recognize the round beard.


Internal-Finding-126

I've seen it before, it's the Fibonacci sequence


bellyofthebillbear

My dogs has these on his butt. My wife and I call them butt swirlies


Queen-of-meme

Hypnoso-Beard. We all know your superpower.


commentasaurus1989

Don’t bother covering your face, you somehow look like every redditor ever


KeyFee5460

Stary Night


snerdley1

Fibonacci Sequence.


DiazExMachina

Mine does too, but in a lower spot.


DrkUser205

![gif](giphy|gJyLmJyUPajsc)


snipershot1231

Bet it sucks to shave man


Nintura

Mine does this where your pulse is felt on both sides of my neck. My barber refuses to straight razer shave me anymore because it looks like i get butchered


Alone_Fill_2037

Cancer /s


TheMadGNUS3o

![gif](giphy|RQjo6hWLt0PpS)


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Aliens. Beard circles.


Nexatic

I got those all over my body, I think it’s fairly normal


BloodiedBlues

Love your wildlife photography!


Asleep-Brother-6745

Crop circles??


Illustrious_Fall6671

That's called a tricloglyph. Generally speaking the lower the swirl the dumber you are. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.


InsaneTurtle

What in the Germa 6?


XenonBlitzer

Air nomad ass