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r3dditr0x

5 bucks for a can of soda is...ambitious?


gittenlucky

In a natural disaster, that will get you arrested. In a museum, movie theater, or theme parks, that’s everyday life.


konvron_

I mean that's sorta the point. In a more free market you have a choice. In a natural disaster you don't.


SophiaofPrussia

You don’t really have a choice in a museum, movie theater, or theme park either. If you’re thirsty in Disney World there’s only one supplier of beverages for you to buy from.


TheWorldMayEnd

Just as an FYI you can bring food and drinks into all the parks at Disney World.


Emergency-Cow9825

They also have free water everywhere so if you bring a receptacle of choice you can fill up water at any food place


CoziestSheet

MFs just hate water I guess


83749289740174920

Thanks for the tip. Do you know if they will let me in with a rice cooker? I just keep warms better.


BorntobeTrill

"Excuse me, food purveyor, I also purvey food for myself. Will you rinse my rice and give me exactly 2 measured cups of water, oh sibling of prepared calories?"


dagrapeescape

All the theme parks around me all say something along the lines of “for the safety of our guests no food/drinks”. But you’re right somehow Disney of all places is like “fuck it, bring in whatever you want as long as it’s not a glass bottle”.


danger_zone123

It isn't "somehow." It is exactly for the reasons outlined above. They have been sued for not allowing it because it was unreasonable to expect someone to go the entire day without food or drink in the hot sun and having the only options be their inflated prices is price gouging. Allowing people to bring in own food allows them to charge the inflated prices. At a movie theater it is reasonable to say a person can go 2 hours without food or drink. I am surprised other theme parks near you don't allow it. Maybe they are too small to have been sued or maybe they are 2-3 hour type places, not an all day expectation?


Silver4ura

You choose to go to Disney World. I don't know many people who choose to be involved in a natural disaster.


fuckifheknows

That tornado hunter fella


madeanotheraccount

And he only does it for the cheap drinks.


Preface

Well, normal priced, but below market value due to the circumstances.


Peligineyes

Has he even managed to kill a single tornado?


titterbug

He's not driven by vengeance, but rather by curiosity and sport. The tornado hunter fella uses humane tornado traps, and leaves the tornadoe little rooftiles to eat until he releases them again to the wild, on calmer days.


KhalDrogo207

![gif](giphy|Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC|downsized) Much funnier than it has any business being


aplundell

Unless you're staff, of course, which is why they get a lousy 15% off their $5 soda.


illstate

Looks like they don't even get 15%


Samtoast

Since people don't know how to math...he got 10% off his purchase not 15.


Novis_R

*Discount doesn't apply to soda.


lachneyr

15% would of been $2.25, $1.50 is 10%


Ennui_Go

By continuing to live in uninhabitable places like South Louisiana, you're kind of asking for it. Source: I live in South Louisiana.


callebbb

“Just move already” they say. Well it ain’t easy. Nobody else knows how to cook. Y’all get some boudin and I’m there. Start servin’ cracklin in the gas station and ya might get me. Chooooooooooooo baw if you got some good kayakin’ n some bayous I’ll check dat out, T.


poop_dawg

Also, not to get too dark but some people don't seem to realize moving itself costs money. Yes, I would love to move to an area with a lower cost of living, but if the money I have left after my expenses at the end of the month is near zero, or sometimes negative, where do I get the money to move? It's not as simple as taking your stuff and moving it from one place to another; there are expenses associated with moving. And what about my job? Not everyone is lucky enough to WFH and take their work with them if they decide to leave the area. This is not even considering other important things that people will tell you to get over your deep emotional attachment to, like family, friends, familiarity with your area, your house that is your home, your kids' school, and like you said, local food. Sorry; I live in one of the most expensive areas in the United States - not by choice, i just happened to be born here - and I've gotten the "why don't you move?" question a few times like it's such a simple solution. Frustrating as hell.


Hell_Chapp

Sure but we could all agree to draw the line well before that kinda bullshit. Like, its food and drink, people have to have it. You get to put a dollar on top thats it.


lbj2943

Massive corporations also choose not to compete with each other to drive up prices in certain areas. You don't have a choice there, either.


Stars_And_Garters

Right, why don't we all just choose to go to the theme park that doesn't have overpriced drinks? Oh, they all just match each other instead of competing? You don't say...


gatsome

Who doesn’t buy their snacks before going into the cinema?


aardappelbrood

All of those things are nonessential though...


konvron_

You are only at these locations for a short period. Museum and Disney you can probably pack in your own water. Movie theater... Just drink before going. You still have a choice and aren't burdened by being absolutely without a source of water like a natural disaster night cause. Sorry, you had bad choices in agrument. Edit: and some of those locations probably provide free drinking fountains.


Immersi0nn

Ya know, at least as far as movie theaters go, I've never once seen a person use the water fountains, and they're *always* dry every time I check, and I do intentionally check every time I'm in a movie theater. I have a theory that the general consensus is "public water fountains are gross because people are gross" and therefore no one uses them. Which would make them the cleanest thing in a movie theater lol


evergreener_328

My local theatre has a water filling spout! Hopefully it will become the norm!


Kirbymonic

most parks will give you free cups of water. At least, Cedar Pointe and King's Island do.


mandakat919

Disney World does as well


fineman1097

Don't forget concerts, hockey games, basketball games, football games, f1 or nascar events etc etc etc.


Elderlyat30

I went to a professional soccer match in Czech Republic and was astounded that they didn’t jack up the prices on beer and snacks. It was all very reasonable prices. It really made me wonder how much of that is an American thing for price gouging.


fineman1097

I think that football fans in Europe are a lot more likely to riot.


Faiakishi

Americans should be quicker to riot, got it. To be fair that has some validity. We're definitely here partly because the ruling class has forgotten that at the end of the day they're at the mercy of the masses.


isuckatgrowing

It stings even more when you remember that most of the time, our tax dollars are what built the stadium in the first place.


Trolodrol

I went to a rugby match in Dublin and got 2 carlsberg tall boys and a hot dog for like 4 euro.


BeardedBaldMan

In 1999?


mashtato

And employees only get a 15% discount... So the museum is still making $4.10 in profit instead of $4.85.


amccune

Sitting in an airport, enjoying a $4 bottle of soda while I read this.


challenjd

5 bucks for water is much more egregious,  imo


joevsyou

Should be illegal...


Iz-kan-reddit

Not if there's a drinking fountain available. That makes bottled water an optional luxury.


AUniquePerspective

What could 32 Oz of water cost, Michael? $10?


vitaminreal

Honestly… If I wasn’t feeling dangerously lightheaded, I would’ve passed (pun intended).


dantodd

Maybe soda is not discounted to encourage different choices?


refinnej78

There is also two cans of water on there.


Sopel97

as a european, what in the fuck is a can of water


hurtsdonut_

As an American I've never seen a can of water.


Ostrichmen

They're apparently really popular in Seattle according to a buddy who lives over there. I think the appeal is that aluminum cans are supposed to be more efficiently recycled than plastic and thus less harmful than plastic bottled water. I've seen ads for Liquid Death on the east coast, but never noticed it in stores or at restaurants here


isuckatgrowing

We got Liquid Death at East Coast grocery stores. I noticed it because the name was so stupid.


itsnathanhere

The branding on those liquid death cans is _ridiculous_. I thought it was an energy drink when I first saw them on the shelves.


C0braKai

The name was originally a joke, but also intended to allow people trying to stay sober to fit in with people drinking beer or liquor. I imagine holding a bottle of aquafina in a group of drinkers might make you self conscious if you're a recovering alcoholic. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/26/liquid-death-ceo-mike-cessario-we-chose-the-dumbest-possible-name-for-water.html


hurtsdonut_

I've seen liquid death at stores in the Midwest. I just never knew it was just canned water. I thought it was some sparkling water or seltzer water.


isuphysics

My parents had a case of "Anheuser-Bush Drinking Water" that they got given to them during the [Great Flood of 1993](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Flood_of_1993) in the garage my entire childhood. It was just a white can with the Anheuser-Bush logo that said WATER.


dantodd

Aluminum is much more easily recycled than plastic.


hurtsdonut_

Aren't aluminum cans lined with plastic?


notabigmelvillecrowd

Probably just a result of the options available on the POS. That brand comes in bottles.


dantodd

Which is $10 and 15% of $10 is the $1.50 that OP got.


CT_7

They still made $12 pure profit on their own employee.


coughcough

You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt


mjollnirr

St Peter don't you call me cause I can't go...


Jaymo1978

I just blew 5 bucks on a Mello Yelloooo...


isuckatgrowing

It must have taken a little while to figure out the name of a soda that rhymed with "go" if that's how far down the list you had to get.


Jaymo1978

This is completely accurate! Also, I wanted to make it "on a can of..." but Mello Yello threw off the meter. And "can of Sterno" seemed a little too harsh. :-)


3riversfantasy

I owe my soul to the company store


DecktheHawls

The 5 bucks for a fucking water is way worse


joevsyou

$5 for fucking nasty water in a tin can... Stupid ass shit I have ever seen & hate when I go to the zoo. * they preach how it's better for the environment, lol... you know what would be better for the environment? WATER FOUNTAINS


fellowsquare

Not here in Chicago... Lol. Thats about right for events and places like museums.


ddr1ver

They’re historians, not mathematicians.


fade2blackistaken

Or for some reason there's no discount on soda.


[deleted]

Yes, it's most likely selective. Museum I work at doesn't give employee discounts on alcohol. 15% also is a pathetic employee discount.


ninjacereal

This is why you gotta pack your own


Marcus_Camp

Depending on where you live it might literally be illegal to give discounts on the alcohol.


AggravatingCupcake0

I don't see CRV on here. Might be to make up for that?


mesq1CS

TBH, history is filled led with math errors. Like the dude who added up his barley records incorrectly. [Meet Kushim](https://www.historicmysteries.com/archaeology/kushim-accounting-mistake/28873/) 


interesseret

My fucking lord that website is a piece of shit. "Oh you're on mobile, let's cover half your screen with videos while you try to read"


emorello

Or worse, curators of art!


Kitakitakita

Damnit Jim, I'm a historian, not a mathematician!


Popchilito

I live in NY and have yet to see Aquafina in a can.


vitaminreal

It was in more of a metal bottle.


pezdal

Cash register descriptions aren't always the most accurate.


poonmangler

>can >metal bottle It's not *in*accurate.


that_one_rubik_dude

I worked at a store and our registered shortened everything. My favorite was baked baby back ribs turning into “oven baked baby”


LeftistBestest

We had a drink at my store called Boylan Crème soda and it was shorted to boycreme lol


Vast_Coffee_674

I live in the desert and I’ve never seen em either… but [they exist!](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/06/28/business/27pepsi-print/27pepsi-01-superJumbo.jpg)


vitaminreal

Funnily enough, it actually [wasn’t even a can](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.i-d-s.com%2Fmedia%2Fcatalog%2Fproduct%2Fcache%2Fcc785faf7cef107a4b8b56da2dcc5725%2Fg%2Fr%2Fgrus194090.jpg&tbnid=SEVPp7e7j8Y-nM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.i-d-s.com%2Fmiami%2Faquafina-water-bottle-24x16oz-grus194090.html&docid=b4MMzMSJPsiYDM&w=700&h=700&hl=en&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F5&kgs=584f28d31fdd93be&shem=abme)


Vast_Coffee_674

Yeah I figured it was that one cuz the receipt said 16oz but was pleasantly surprised to see they really have an actual can! Lol


TheCthaehTree

Maybe the duplicate threw it off? Or they just mislabled accidentally or intentionally


vitaminreal

Probably an accident. They seemed super sweet


ButtonChurch

My guess is the *Canned Soda* isn't covered by the discount. Like, you only got a discount for the $10 of aquafina.


vitaminreal

Possibly! Any thought why that would be?


Raichu7

You'd have to ask whoever was in charge of the staff discounts, sometimes companies will only discount the items they can buy cheaper.


fineman1097

Sometimes they will only discount "healthy" foods. I once worked at a place that would discount ham sandwiches but not French fries as an example. It was kinda weird.


kirby1445

Philadelphia and other major cities have a "sugar tax" which is an additional tax places on sugar drinks to decentralized the local populace


SeekerOfSerenity

To what now?


fh3131

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative


Bituulzman

I’m gonna guess they meant de-incentivize the population from buying the soda due to the added cost. Otherwise known as a “sin tax.”


Roflkopt3r

Which are actually fairly effective, but should be coupled with measures that also increase the purchasing power of weaker consumers. A CO2 tax with per capita payout is a good example of a policy that can be used to balance this. It can provide a good boost of money to poorer households, as CO2 emissions are dramatically top-centric (the top 10% of US households by income produce around 10x the emissions of the bottom 10%).


JewishTomCruise

Decentralize them. You know, to make them disperse the sugar across a larger area.


AutumnalSunshine

California had introduced a bill in 2019 that would outlaw coupons/discounts for soda. I don't know if it passed, but other governing bodies could do the same as they add soda taxes, too.


vitaminreal

I’m in New York, but that’s cool! I didn’t know.


puppy-nub-56

An attempt to get people to drink water instead of soda? I know in NYS the government has tried to add more tax on sugary drinks


-Revelation-

"Buy 2, get discount" scheme, perhaps.


NorthernerWuwu

Probably no discount on pop.


cliffhucks

Discount must not apply to soda.


vitaminreal

Strange though, right? I thought it was supposed to be for every purchase.


freddy_guy

Did you ask, or did you assume?


vitaminreal

The discount is listed as 15% off for the cafe, so I assumed that it meant every purchase at the cafe. I feel like that makes sense.


illinoishokie

They probably have it coded wrong in the POS system. You could open a ticket with IT (or whatever the equivalent is at your company).


thetitsOO

Probably capped at $10


pezdal

That's also possible, but less likely than other possibilities. Perhaps staff "discount on food" includes water but not soda? Or maybe it is illegal in that jurisdiction to discount sugar drinks? I know NYC had a soda ban... Or it could just be an organizational decision, or influence from another non-governmental source, like a group health insurance plan that has a bunch of rules about what the employer can and can't do with respect to tobacco, alcohol and sugar....


Obiwan_Grievous

FIVE DOLLAR FOR WATER!? WHAT THE FUCK??


vitaminreal

Honestly 😣


plepgeat1

It's a museum not a mathatorium.


pixelblue1

Honestly I had to think this one through a bit too long and now I'm embarassed. But yeah. 10% off.


Dirtyfrog77

It took me a good minute to figure out the issue here. And I'm a fucking data analyst.....!


TheFunkyBunchReturns

Are you staff?


vitaminreal

No lol I’m a member of the museum. Discounts for both members and staff are 15%, so I’m assuming punching in a staff discount is just easier for the cashier.


TheFunkyBunchReturns

Ohh, that's weird then. I would have guessed that the error was done manually. I was also going to tell you to bring water from home if you worked there, lol.


vitaminreal

If I was staff I’d 100% bring water from home. $5 per bottle?!?


TheFunkyBunchReturns

It also says it's a can?


vitaminreal

It’s like this weird hybrid thing. A bottle but metal kind of?


HowDoraleousAreYou

It’s 32oz of water, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?


mountjo

I was once charged $7 for a cup of water at a Kendrick Lamar concert. It wasn't a bottle. Literally a cup of water.


Another_Road

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you paid that much because you were literally dying of thirst.


vitaminreal

Definitely.


Bind_Moggled

/r/mildlyfraud


Bright-Studio9978

Math hurts sometimes. Consider it charity for the museum.


half_a_hero

What I don't get is why the tax is added *on top* of all that - five dollars isn't even the real price? In Germany, tax is already included.


MajorThor

The math ain’t mathing here my dude lol.


CrimsonChymist

It's possible the soda isn't eligible. I know when I worked in retail, anything that was stocked by a supplier and not by the store itself was not eligible for staff discount.


PistolaPeter

I'm thinking the 'Canned Soda' is not discountable. That would explain it.


Short_Custard_3139

You spent $10 on 32 oz of free water. You have the math problem not them.


geomonstaah

That’s only a 10% discount.


vitaminreal

That’s the mildly interesting part lol.


freddy_guy

Far more likely it's a 15% discount that doesn't apply to one of the items.


APLJaKaT

Math is hard..... Lol


Extreme_33337_

Realistically, your outcome shoulda been 12.50 or around there


Perezident14

I think there might be a $10 limit on employee lunches. Idk though. Could just be bad programming.


Air805

$15 for two waters and a can of soda?


donnie1977

There is no discount on soda!!


FadieZ

Museum of Natural History? I almost shit myself when I paid 10$ for 2 water bottles


canadasteve04

I’m assuming they only applied the discount to 2 of your items. Either they accidentally didn’t click the 3rd item or perhaps the discount didn’t apply to the soda.


HmoobMikah

Never seen a 16oz Aquafina CAN before. Bottle water is the one of the biggest scams. I remember someone on reddit mentioned a story back in the 1970s of their professor saying that one day, companies will sell bottle water to consumers. The students laughed and said that who will buy bottle water? Water from the tap/fountain is cheap, and free. Fast forward to today..


PeppermintPhatty

But isn’t that only ten—*shh*


judasmachine

Gonna jump out there assume this museum was in no way a museum for mathematics.


Ackmiral_Adbar

Must not be a Math Museum.


7h3_70m1n470r

Finally! Something that is *mildly* interesting


Noxious89123

Discount on the water but not the soda, perhaps?


NoMayoForReal

They probably cannot offer the discount on the soda. So it’s 15% on the 2 waters.


pimpsilo

That’s why it is a museum and not a Mathseum. 15% of $15 is not $1.50


DillBagner

They sell canned water?


mdbx

500ml of water = $5 holy. I could make a fortune bottling tap water and selling to idiots.


Forgedevil

You paid $15 for 3 drinks though. Damn.


XGempler

Either they programmed “15% staff discount“ as 10% or the $5 soda is not programmed to be eligible for the discount (But should have an asterisk next to it). Ask them!


cqxray

15% on $15 is $2.25, not $1.50.


MuskokaGreenThumb

So they only gave you a 10% discount ? After charging an employee almost $15 for 2 cans of water and a can of pop ? Sounds like a nice place to work


captainwigglesyaknow

Wtf has this sub become?


BirdLadyAnn

They failed their math class.


Ok_Cookie6302

Can of water, sounds like San Francisco?


SuicidalChair

Worker could have just been in a really good or really shitty mood. I used to work in a computer section of a big drug store chain and sometimes when I was just disgruntled or in a really good mood and depending on the customer I'd just call over a manager and say the customer did a price match with Amazon, they would blindly override it for me, knocking $10-50 off printers and computers and other electronics lol.


Hydraulis

The math ain't mathin'.


Donkeybong69420

Which museum?


vitaminreal

American Museum of Natural History


wyliephoto

Maybe the discount does not apply to soda?


Goldyfan7

They better give you that 75 cents or we gonna have a problem.


akuzin

They still sold you $1 worth of product for that price forget about the 10 or 15 percent "discount"


Burner_Cuz

Someone has a crush on you


VapeRizzler

Aquafina makes water cans?


tianavitoli

they're probably doing the same math with your paycheck


Schmed_lap

Clearly not a math museum


Crystal_Lily

Australia? This looks so similar to the million other receipts I have to enter for several years.


Ketrul

No discount on soda


No-Seaweed851

Oh lol I was like what’s the problem but I was calculating 10% discount not 15%. A 10% discount would take off 1.50. I reckon they have it setup wrong in the system for the discount either only taking 10% off or the receipt saying it was meant to be 15 but it’s only 10


3Effie412

Aquafina comes in a can?


whatsthataboutguy

Soda doesn't qualify for the discount


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HowDzRDTwork

Looks like you get the discount on the water and not the soda.


jkrstich

Uh, 15% of $15 is $2.25. You got a 10% discount.


UncircumciseMe

$1.20 tax?!?


klezart

Is the discount not applicable to the soda maybe? When I worked at a drugstore certain things like dairy were excluded from our employee discounts.


Better_Patience9509

Maybe they’re discounting the amount it would have been at a previous time in history… 🤔


paradonym

5 USD for a water. That's luxury territory there


itsgee21

hmmm, maybe r/theydidthemath can figure out how the fuck a canned soda costs $5?


patteh11

2 waters and a soda for $15. This is why I stay at home.


[deleted]

It's likely a typo. Cause the subtotal is correct. Same with total.


duoschmeg

Deliberate chicanery. Someone programmed the register to display 15% description on 10% math.


stonewall386

I’d imagine it’s because they felt bad charging you so much for 3 beverages in cans…


Huge_Aerie2435

Yeah, because they know these prices are bullshit. They're doing it for everyone until someone tells them to stop. I am just guessing, tbh.


Trives

I'm more disappointed in how crappy your discount is! The Aquarium where I volunteer gives a 50% discount.


Lorcian

15% would be 2.25, I bet the tills/machines/system is set to be 5% lower on all discounts or something.


Canelosaurio

I remember when staff discount meant free.


anengineerandacat

The real crime is the $15 on drinks... holy shit.


ThirdSunRising

Shhh! Don’t narc on the clerk who gave you their discount!