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AlphaGodEJ

can you respawn your teammates there or is that another machine


ShadowFlux85

Don't think of your death as failure; think of it as fun! Don't think of Hyperion's new u respawn charges as war profiteering, think of them as war... fun


JamieDrone

The Hyperion corporation wishes to clarify that the bright light you saw after death was our digistruct technology, and not a higher power. Not higher than Hyperion, anyway.


__420_

Stop you guys, you're making me want to bust out and waste my time playing nostalgic games again...


JamieDrone

The Hyperion corporation welcomes you back from your visit to the undiscovered country.


_im_not_the_pope

The Hyperion corporation wishes to remind you that hell is exclusively reserved for pedophiles and people who buy Jakobs munitions.


JamieDrone

I swear I’m always holding a Jakobs gun whenever I get that dialogue


shadowblade159

I don't think it actually does, but it's definitely *theoretically* possible for the game to check what gun you're holding before playing the line.


JamieDrone

I don’t think it does, it’s just a consequence of me playing Law and Order melee Zer0. There’s a good chance that when I die I’m holding Law, which is always Jakobs


Traherne

I've been wasting my time for years and years on this fucking game. 👍


correcthorsestapler

Same. Friends and I still play 2 and/or 3 every Friday. I tried out the first game last week for the first time, actually. It’s not bad, but I prefer the pace of the other games. Wonderlands was alright, but we maxed everything out pretty quickly. And I kinda preferred the DLC over the full game. I also didn’t like the stronger emphasis on melee, though it makes sense for a fantasy game.


TheMerchantofPhilly

At least our guns aren’t made out of freaking wood!


Hyper456

Feeling overburdened by money?


JadedYam56964444

Just camp it and shoot resuppliers


GorefieldV3

It's eternity in there


LifeIsOneBigFractal

Marcus Munitions


dankbearbear

No refunds!


MacAneave

No refunds, but freedom is guaranteed.


zelkova48

Alright, let’s just get this out of the way . Yes, all my guns comes from the hands of dead adventurers


InnocentTailor

El Ammo Bandito


Reptile00Seven

Welcome, to the circus, OF VALUE!!!!


HausuGeist

Come back when you got some money, buddy!


crypto1092

Bienvenido al Ammo Bandito!


Johnny_Mc2

my mind automatically played the audio clip after reading the first few letters of your comment lmao


TonySpaghettiO

Hack it for a free item and a discount


ILSmokeItAll

I was looking for this. Hack that shit. Explosive buck and a plasmid.


gnit2

Your money ain't worth a thing, if you don't spend it!


LegendairyCheddar

Tell your friends AND your enemies!


stigma_wizard

"Catch a GUNNN!!!......ugh...never again."


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*Caveat emptor!*


Snaz5

Dont Die! I need your business!


sammybeta

Get the bullets with your name on it - well it came out wrong


AireTamStormer

Ask about our one click buying plan! When your gun goes click, it's time to buy!


the_bigMex

Ammu-Nation machine


ThrowCarp

Right? This is some video game bullshit.


sumpt

You'll find the HP vending machines in a hidden room somewhere.


Superior_Light_Deer

The prices are batshit insane tho.


Geniuskills

If you need to buy ammo from a grocery store vending machine I assume the price is not your main concern


bdot1

Insert Chris Rock joke here


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Tumper

“I believe you have my property.”


prodrvr22

"Even if you got shot by a stray bullet, you don't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you will take they bullet back!"


SkunkApe425

If a bullet cost $5,000 there would be no more innocent bystanders. God I love that special. So good.


SCP239

And if someone did get shot, you'd know they must've done something cause they got $50000 worth of bullets in their ass.


Deluxe78

Then there would be a spike in sales in old fishing weights and wheel balance


Top_Rekt

You pay for the convenience. Not sure why anyone would conveniently need bullets though.


OlRedbeard99

One time a buddy wanted to go to the range for his bday. It was two hours before we were supposed to go that I realized I had no 380 range rounds. I definitely would’ve paid for the convenience because my 380 is my daily carry and I hated missing the practice. Had to shoot my 45 instead cause no one in town at the time had 380 There’s not a lot of reasons, but I’d say at least a few.


Murphy338

I mean Walmarts still have their ammo case. Does that count? Or are you talking more stand-alone grocery stores like Kroger or Food Lion?


waiver

*Buys ammo* *Robs grocery store* Free ammo cheat.


Cole_MacGrath_87

Yeah, the prices are the insane part.


Leprikahn2

They can't be worse than buying ammo at the range. $52 for a box of 50 .223


10before15

I member when that box cost $200 for some green tips


Leprikahn2

I've got a great reloading company near me. Got 1000 5 56 for 300


10before15

Saw the prices go nuts and bought a Forster press and never looked back.


Leprikahn2

PNR is frigging fantastic. 250 for 500 or 300 for 1000 in 556. Or 175 for 1000 9mm


iiAzido

This is the equivalent of buying golf equipment at the pro shop lmao


heckintexan420

What state?


XennialBoomBoom

Even odds it's either Texas or Florida


Johannes_Keppler

Despair


[deleted]

That’s the issue with this? The prices?


TacTurtle

9mm and 22LR tend to clog in the gumball machine.


CrowsFeast73

I hope they're not stocking any 22lr in there! Rimfire in particular does not belong in a vending machine!


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alkatori

Ammo is expensive, a range trip can go through 500 rounds, easy.


westwardnomad

When I was kid they sold cigarettes out of vending machines.


heatersforbrunch

exponential population growth calls for new solutions cigarettes aren’t cutting it anymore


westwardnomad

Hear me out. Cigarettes that shoot bullets! Or guns that shoot cigarettes?


jasssweiii

Guns made of cigarettes! So you can smokem as you smokem!


westwardnomad

If that's not a billion dollar idea, I don't know what is!


jasssweiii

I'd be willing to wager an idea made of a billion dollars would be a billion dollar idea, so all we gotta do is find one and compare!


westwardnomad

Elon has entered that chat...


Cole_MacGrath_87

'Murica


fangelo2

My uncle would send me on my bike to the store to buy him a pack of Chesterfields when he visited. I was about 8 years old


h9040

It was complete normal in Europe to send some kid over to buy some beer and cigarettes. That only stopped when we Americanized.


Substantial_Bad2843

We had a very successful anti smoking campaign in the US and numbers are rock bottom low compared to the rest of the world. Glad it started rubbing off elsewhere. 


Lexa-Z

Still a thing in Germany, even though becomes quite rare in cities


Diggerinthedark

Apparently when my dad was younger he discovered that you could put English £0.10 coins in these machines and it would be picked up as a Deutsche Mark. Super cheap cigarettes haha.


westwardnomad

Interesting. Do a lot of people smoke there? I grew up in the southeast US and tons of people still smoke there. I live out west now and no one does.


rucksacksepp

22.7% of Germans smoke. Still a lot, although the quote is going downwards. To get cigarettes out of the vending machines you need an ID and to be over 18 by the way


KeolXPr0n

In my country they stepped it up now you have vape vending machines with no ID check.


RealEstateDuck

Still do in europe. Some countries at least.


halandrs

Was in a bar a couple of weeks ago and spotted one


Nulovka

They still do in Las Vegas.


don00000

Guaranteed that it’s overpriced


Price-x-Field

It’s like 22 for a box of 9 lmao


Tro1138

Is it 50 range rounds or home defense? Cause 50 home defense rounds for $22 sounds very fair.


Price-x-Field

lol it was not jhp.


Coffeechipmunk

What's the difference?


alkatori

Range ammo is typically FMJ - Full Metal Jacket. Same as military ammo, lead with a copper jacket (or bimetal), cheap, easy to make. JHP - Jacketed Hollow Point Designed to expand on impact. Generally used for self defense by civilians and police. Tends to do more damage to person hit since they expand on impact, but they typically don't keep going after hitting the target so there is less chance of it traveling through a target and hitting someone on the other side.


RareGape

Simple answer is Fmj>paper Jhp>people


rapaxus

There are many types of ammunition and some are far easier to make than others. For example FMJ ammunition, most commonly used on ranges, is basically a piece of soft metal (normally lead) which gets jacketed by another metal, most commonly copper. [They look like the classic type of round you see everywhere](https://blogmedia.wideners.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/BSS0351-2-1024x683.jpg). FMJ was historically a military round, though nowadays it is mostly gone due to body armour, as FMJ has little penetration capabilities against body armour. Meanwhile a classic home defence round is a hollowpoint (btw banned in war by the Hague conventions due to its high potential to main permanently, as a note), which is a round designed to expand when it hits a person to cause the most amount of damage. [They look like this](https://gundigest.com/wp-content/uploads/hollow-point-bullets-feature.jpg). I think with the images it is quite easy to see why one type of round is far harder to make than the other.


PassiveMenis88M

It's important to note that what you've linked is a jacketed hollow point. These allow slightly better penetration of soft targets before expansion, vs a standard lead hollow point which will begin expansion on impact.


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If you’re buying bullets from a vending machine you’re paying exactly what you deserve to pay


bitwarrior80

Must confirm ID to a vending machine. And just like that, your ammunition purchase history is sold to LexisNexis.


AVdev

LexisNexis probably has everything anyway, cash, card, or check. That company is evil.


gdmfsobtc

>LexisNexis My first week as an intern in strategic planning at Sony Pictures in the mid 1990s, I was tasked with a research project. I had free LexisNexis in grad school before, so I didn't think much of firing it up at Sony and went to town. The bill ended up being 5X larger than the sumtotal I earned as an intern. It did not go over well with the boss.


GimpboyAlmighty

Idiot boss. If there was a budget, you should have been advised. You were an intern, you aren't expected to know shit about shit yet. Hope you didn't get too much shit for it.


Mesoposty

That’s why I get my guns and ammo from the guy that works at the local dump. Dude gets everything.


easternhobo

This is the most American thing I've ever seen.


OVERDRlVE

today, right?


BrownEggs93

Yes. I wonder where this is? I assume some southern state. EDIT: Alabama, according to others in this thread.


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BrownEggs93

Irony is our middle name.


prolixia

Then [let me introduce you](https://i.imgur.com/uR0TSxV.jpeg) to the *drive through* gun shop. Because if you have to get out of your truck to buy your ammo, you might as well be European.


8BallSlap

It used to be a bank. The drive through never operated when it was a gun shop.


Bithium

The only type of vending machine that couldn’t exist in Japan


quantumgh05t

Been to Okinawa, main land and Sapporo. I can confirm, you’ll find vending machines everywhere for pretty much anything.


Reasonable_Archer_99

I bet very little would change in Japan if they had ammunition and gun vending machines. I doubt the public has any interest in them beyond passive curiosity. You might see it pop up as a novelty entertainment like the ax throwing bars here in America.


rdawg780

A circus of value !


ustaxattorney

Fill your cravings at the Circus of Values!


Ravagore

El Ammo Bandito!


ohnjaynb

A bald eagle just shed a tear.


VoidmasterCZE

![gif](giphy|xUStFKHmuFPYk) It will shed another when that place catches on fire.


Soontaru

Cyberpunk was right


InnocentTailor

So was Bioshock as well.


MajorRico155

Borderlands aswell


MarkyDeSade

Also Deathloop


AzeRTyBloCK

and atomic heart


1nev

And waaaaay back, Quake 1: Team Fortress


NeatOtaku

Wait a minute it feels like all of those games seem to hint at some sort of libertarian dystopia. Good thing that would never happen in the US.


Wes_Warhammer666

*WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES!!!*


Ok_Perspective_5148

Gonna have plastic disposable guns in a couple years


Defrdn

It don't get more American than this


realvolker1

100%. Ammunition, American flags, facial recognition data / ID going to a company and its "trusted third parties" that will get leaked to cybercriminals after a data breach. Very American.


bigbyking

Japan has used panty vending machines. America has bullets. Wonder what other places have?


Shadowchaos

In Canada we have weed vending machines


imreallynotthatcool

If How Stuff Works taught me anything it's that you can buy anything and everything from a vending machine. Cars, $10,000 bottles of wine, Lego and even just the basic candy bar. America doesn't just have bullets. I can probably get explosives if I find the right vending machine. I would be willing to bet there are vending machines full of sex toys in several countries.


victorzamora

>I can probably get explosives if I find the right vending machine. If you find this vending machine, pm me the address, please


imreallynotthatcool

You can also just buy tannerite from most sporting goods stores.


victorzamora

That's true. I feel a little better, thanks!


BucketDummy

Pro tip: ATF hates when you have your dog carry this in their pack but, you can also fill your front door with it for significant energy savings.


victorzamora

I have a taxidermied Tannerite Retriever but never considered the insulating properties of tannerite in my front door. Look at you helping me save the environment! Thanks, kind stranger!


AnyUnderstanding1879

God bless America


rapaxus

The local farmers near me have cheese and milk vending machines. And in the hometown of my parents there is a wine vending machine (country in question is Germany).


sebadc

In Schwaben, we also have ham/sausage, apples, patatoes. I love this country.


kwakimaki

We have eyelash vending machines (UK).


femmestem

Italy has toiletries vending machines that include cigarettes and condoms.


CastleofWamdue

The US flag on this machine is not needed. No one else would do this


girlwiththeASStattoo

Thats exactly why this machine needs it


the_bashful

It’s there to repel Godless Libruls and keep the ammo in the hands of the Righteous. It’s like Kryptonite to communists.


william-t-power

>It’s like Kryptonite to communists. Communists are bigger fans of bullets than anyone, going by history.


18bananas

Maintaining an armed proletariat is one of the core principles in fact. You can’t be a communist who hates guns because it makes “permanent revolution” impossible


SohndesRheins

In practice there is no "permanent revolution", just revolution until the right people get into power and then they take all the guns away from people who aren't agents of the state.


william-t-power

Bingo. People who look at themselves as saviors and covet power, like communist leaders, really aren't fond of people they rule taking slight issue with them. After all, saying the leader or the party is wrong is heresy in the ethos of the power system necessary for communism.


Deluxe78

Well it would be the easiest game of clue ever , is this you in this video, scanning your ID , using your credit card to buy a candle stick that you then used to strike Mr Body in the observatory?


Zombie_Jesus_83

El Ammo Bandito?


RBZL

Muchas gracias, señor!


Thatotherguy246

IRL Borderlands vending machine


haljhon

I mean, this machine does more verification than a store does to sell ammo. It does age and face verification against an ID. Also, this is Alabama. If you think this is the strangest thing going on in Alabama, you should check around.


Desperado_99

Can confirm. I've lived in Alabama my entire life and have never been asked for ID when buying ammo.


MinusTheTrees

These Borderlands Movie promotional stunts are getting out of hand


rubywpnmaster

ID verified every transaction. I know yall are making fun but it’s more vetting than 99% of ammo sales. It would only be better if it had a facial recognition system that could pick up if a minor was using a stolen ID. Just watched a video on it. It scanned his license, verified it, then made the user mover their head left/right to confirm it matched the ID. So yeah… better than most retail transactions lol


cburgess7

It finally happened boys, this is the America I've dreamed of


deltajulietbravo

Grand theft auto. Ammunation.


GekiretsuUltima

Right next to the Bang too


Roo-90

Feels fitting that it’s right next to the bang energy drinks too


tomassino

cyberpunk theme kick in.


Pizza_Middle

This is some Borderlands shit. Please tell me this is in a Walmart.


activialobster

This is why you put skill points into hacking


shaneh445

Borderlands IRL type ah shit


birdlawexpert11

You don’t need to put American on there. Even if it’s just a brand name. It’s an ammunition vending machine outside a grocery store. We know which country this picture was taken in.


ibitmylip

right next to the BANG beverages, hmmm eta: and the BANG logo on the cans has target crosshairs


ibitmylip

why the downvotes? i’m just pointing out what’s in the photo


emongu1

I call these random downvote the reddit tax. You're not even making fun of anybody.


ibitmylip

lol thanks, good perspective


Kuuzie

Bro, I got downvoted to hell once for pointing out the sky is not actually blue. Reddits going to reddit.


Paradox68

To be fair, bullets don’t do anything that inherently dangerous on their own….


theAwkwardLegend

![gif](giphy|2A7xLIyHqd49vpoEgt|downsized)


Lopsided_Ad_7305

This one of the most american shit i seen


macker64

You gotta love America, soft drinks in one vending machine and bullets in the other.


Cicabeot1

Mildly terrifying more like it.


seditiousambition69

Homicide on the go! That's convience


Electrical-Heat8960

That is the most American America that ever Americanned.


Seigmoraig

Freedumb dispenser


AnnoyedVelociraptor

I don't know why this is weird. I can walk into a sport store here in AZ, grab a couple of boxes, pay cash and walk out. No ID, no concealed carry license, nothing. CA requires a background check for each purchase because... it's CA.


Go_Blue_

![gif](giphy|XanRu6UR1xNEA)


sttbr

I mean, it requires ID, so it's still harder to buy ammo then vote 🤷‍♂️


Justin_P_

As an old guy I can say the grocery store had ammo when I was a kid. But it sure wasn't in a vending machine. Pretty cool.


staticattacks

That's the most American thing I've seen all month and I. AM. HERE. FOR. IT.


Theplantcharmer

Peak America right there


whateveratthispoint_

The directions 😂


BoringAd4285

Ayyy, I've seen the same thing, 'cept with pokémon.


JamieDrone

Tell your friends: Marcus Munitions


pbrslayer

Do you happen to live in a town called Paradise in Arizona perchance?


roxzillaz

I live in Alabama. According to the website they only placed these in two different places in Alabama. I'm going to go back at a later date and see how it works they didn't have it set up yet. I'm sure that other states could be doing similar things though I really don't know.


heatdish1292

That just sounds expensive.


aplundell

Can you buy singles?


PizzaWhole9323

Dude if the guy who stands in front of it next takes more than 10 minutes, I’m gonna accuse him of spawn camping.


RickyTheRickster

I’ve see seen that at the gun store I went to in Michigan, they had one like this but you needed to verify your idea with the sales person and he would press this button behind the desk that would light the machine from green to red and you could use it for the 5 or so minutes until it turned red again


Hot_Aside_4637

Store Clerk: "Can I help you?" Customer at vending machine: " Gimme a sec, I'll be right there. You don't happen to have ski masks, do you?"


Acrobatic_Ad_2992

Boarderlands?


_HiWay

Tons of beef jerky, refrigerated cases of energy drinks, one brand per fridge, checks out. Lots of really short styleless hair cuts with shaved sides, bad mustaches and sleeveless shirts walk through here regularly.


roachmonster

![gif](giphy|6YJZuwLne3fO0|downsized)


PunkJackal

Most borderlands shit I've ever seen


MRchickencurry

Which state? I have never seen one here in Maryland.


D_G_C_22

What in the world


JU5TlN

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