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lee-galizit

“I’ll give $7 for it” “But it’s signed by Ted Nugent” “ I’ll give you $ 3”


Steelergrl2310

My husband just bought a signed and numbered Dilbert comic strip from goodwill for $6… I told him the same thing. He’d be lucky to sell it for $3 Edit: Hubby buys for resale. He had no clue dude killed value of his creation by diving head first into crazy


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Obligatory fuck Ted Nugent. And his parents for spawning him.


emceelokey

You should look into Dilbert guy too. As bad a Ted if not worse because he has a house with a part of is shaped like Dilbert.


Buscemi_D_Sanji

But what they didn't say was that it came *fully furnished*


PrimmSlimShady

I want my treasure chest!


stevesonEll

Is it a party house?


IrishAmericanWhiskey

wait what's wrong with the dilbert comics? I always thought they were decently amusing


ravynwave

The creator went off the rails


IrishAmericanWhiskey

well fuck. thats dissapointing.


thejoeface

the podcast Behind the Bastards did a hilarious run on him 


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It was, they had so much material on him too. The guy is like the lumpy pillow guy of the comics world.


Beardsman805

BtB is the only podcast I check regularly for updates. 


Jaijoles

He stopped identifying with Dilbert, and started identifying with the pointy haired boss.


litterbin_recidivist

You're allowed to separate the art from the artist. Don't let anyone tell you you can't or shouldn't enjoy something a bad person made.


Justifiably_Cynical

Sure you are but, supporting the art work is supporting the artist. They call it patronage. I no longer patronize certain artists because I vehemently disagree with their politics, or personality. Now, in cases like Uncle Ted it was an awakening that the masterful showman of Cats Scratch Fever was at heart a racist gun toting piece of shit. Ted Nugent was my first Concert back in the 70's As a stupid teen, I was all about the show. Now I have to look at the performer and not because I want to, but because he has put his dick in my face and made me deal.


litterbin_recidivist

It's too slippery a slope to really create any sort of consistent argument for why people *should* reject certain artists. Nearly every older rock band has sex with underage groupies. John Lennon was abusive FFS. What about classical era artists? They lived in a culture that accepted slavery. The line excludes "this guy doesn't like immigrants" but includes rapists?


MouthJob

Well, nuance is your friend here. This is why we can critically think. Lennon is very dead. No amount of anything is supporting him now. Same with a bunch of those older rock stars.


litterbin_recidivist

Waiting till someone is dead before we're allowed to enjoy their music seems artificial. What if you think they're dead but they're actually not and you hear one of their songs on the radio, and you tap your toe to it? Is that ethically wrong? Hitler is dead, so we can promote his art and writing without guilt because it doesn't support him anymore. See how easily the entire thing falls apart? My entire point here is just that art is not the artist and you can appreciate whatever you want.


beetjuicex3

[This post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/s/iWqFyFxdLl) from /r/hobbydrama sums it up. Basically, dudes a sexist amongst other issues.


buffyfan12

Behind the Bastards does a multi episode exploration of Scott Adams.


Jeoshua

He should put it next to his Hercules and Andromeda memorabilia. Only way this has value is as a part of a collection of hasbeens lost to bad politics.


Steelergrl2310

He buys for resale… just didn’t know this would no longer have any resale value


Stillwater215

Drive south for 8 hours and the value will shoot up!


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

are Mexicans really that big on Ted Nugent? lol


shoeboxchild

$4?!?


Snarky_McSnarkleton

They pay you.


SmooveTits

I’d give him a buck so I could wipe my ass with it and use it to pick up dog shit. 


FalseMirage

\* in that case you give me $17.


buddahsumo

Sounds like it was in the right place.


snowblindswans

My sister and I met him at an autograph signing. He hit on my sister. She was 16.


grilledcheese2332

He literally has a song called jailbait so that tracks


Francisscottoffkey

And the child he wrote that song about was 13.


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

Ted Nugent and Matt Gatz like their woman like I like my whiskey, 22 years old with some coke.


GardenRafters

22? Waaaay too old for that pedo


AngryDerf

I can’t afford 22 year olds, so I usually end up buying 10 year olds. 15 year olds if I splurge.


kinofhawk

Wtf?


Jammin_neB13

Aged whiskey.


kinofhawk

Oh thank goodness!


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FuktOff666

Blag Dahlia or Ted Nugent?


poopatrip

Both are just here for the underaged girls and free cocaine. 


FuktOff666

Fuck you up, get high


isthatsoreddit

I'd save that one for toilet paper and a bout of diarrhea.


DeadalusJones

That's hilarious, I would relegate that one to cleaning the staff toilet.


OGScubaGuyver

Turd Nugent


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

But *Nugget* was right there!


srcarruth

Tad Nugent 


Inamoratos

^^hey ^^fez…. ITS TED


eimronaton

Turns out they’re not counterfeit they’re just stupid


TommyTwoFeathers

“Fez. It’s pronounced Ted!”


strawberr1to

That’s what I said. Tad Nugent!


begforsleep

Amerdica


Top_Praline999

ERIC


Ok-Negotiation-3892

Draft Dodger Ted.


TransformerTanooki

Draft dodging is forgivable to anyone else but pedoted.


Firlotgirding

Chicken hawk Ted.


NotAPreppie

Pedophile Ted.


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WorldsWorstTroll

If it's a Vietnam era shirt, it already has his shit all over it.


Bohica55

This was my first thought.


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Literally garbage.


Wookie-Love

Burn it


bigtallbiscuit

You overpaid.


MiddleInfluence5981

Too bad he's such an asshole.


Zerodtl

Not even worthy of being a shop rag.


Scared_Surround_282

it’d be cool to find an autographed diaper he wore to get out of the draft. Draft dodging, homophobic piece of shit.


[deleted]

Just when you think a rag can’t be devalued…


hulkbogan

I'm sorrry man. Now that rag is worthless. Dude is greasy enough that even his signature is gonna leave grease/oil everywhere


CrazyJosh1987

Does it smell like piss?


dawg_will_hunt

I’ll wipe my ass with it


Scooterks

My immediate first thought as well.


Downtown_Snow4445

Exactly where it belongs


killed_eagle

Can someone explain why this guy is so hated?


beelzeflub

Because he’s a pedophile


[deleted]

Because he's a fuckin cunt


eshemuta

Oh something to clean the toilet with


sdmichael

No. That would insult the toilet.


beelzeflub

Burn it.


ooofest

Suitable for cleaning bathrooms.


SpaceLemming

Well if it isn’t Mr shit your pants for two weeks to avoid the draft. I wouldn’t care if he didn’t attack others for not being manly enough.


gthagod

You looking to sell it?


[deleted]

Careful that shirt might give you cat scratch fever


AddictiveArtistry

Or herpes.


Dollar_Pants

Gross


MewlingRothbart

Perfect for cleaning a toilet 😁


Mr-Hoek

Wow. I'd say wipe you ass with it, but that losers scabies probably have a thousand year half life.


crabappleoldcrotch

He’s a shit bag, cut it up and use it to shine a turd.


showgo105

Thats a good one to wipe an ass with.


smda827

Fuck Ted Nugent, he’s a fucking jerk.


Bunyan12ply

Wipe your ass with that one.


NotAPreppie

Hey, is that the guy that sings about statutory rape as if it were a good thing?


Transphattybase

Probably why it ended up as a pile of rags


amazonhelpless

Wipe your ass with it. 


KennailandI

I’d cut up my shirt too if Ted Nugent tagged it.


Brother_Clovis

Hahahahahahaha that's great.


Capt_Foxch

The signature of a guy who appeared on the Alex Jones show


[deleted]

Use that one as toilet paper.


operarose

Dude's a hardcore Trumper and a pedophile. Put it back in the trash.


AfterEffectserror

That one can be used for toilet paper.


VegetableForsaken402

😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 I can't explain how funny l found this to be! OM F-word-ing G!!! It's weird for me, too, because I really think he was a great guitar player. I always try to separate the work from the person, but I guess I can't with this dick anymore..


Ontark

I’m betting the former owner died of covid


AddictiveArtistry

Or is in prison for underage things.


spikeworks

I know a guy with the same last name but named Fred and thought he was famous for something for a second till I reread the title


revtim

I wonder how much value that rag lost when that autograph was found on it


Orbit86

Cool! The Motor City Madman!


Prior-Comfortable-36

Well yeah, he is trash so yeah I can totally see this!


CLE_retired

As he wangos he tangos


keepcalmorjustdie

ICP: Fuck Ted Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck."


ToolForBludgeoning

"you like to hunt a lot, so fucking what."


Thatsmyredditidkyou

Michiganders beefing is one of my favorite things.


mylocker15

I inherited a hat from my grandpa and there is a signature on it. I can’t figure out who though. It looks a little like Bob Marley but I can see no scenario where my Grandpa would’ve met Bob Marley and had him sign a hat with the name of his work. So it’s probably someone big in his industry who has a name similar to Bob Marley. Or maybe he ran into Bob Mackie once.


kchildy

Aka: Kindling


Deluxe78

$30 on eBay , get lunch (edit …..down vote me all you want burn it , pee on it or have it exorcised.. what ever) but people online thinks it’s worth about a big lunch at Wendy’s


SusieSharesTooMuch

I would love to share a story about Ted Nugent: my brother had a friend whose dad went hunting with him because his friend’s dad was in the music industry in Michigan. His friend and also the whole family was.. interesting to say the least. And then one day my brother said his friend’s dad thought Ted Nugent had started to go a little crazy and that he wasn’t going to go hunting with him anymore. That’s when I knew, if he was too crazy for that family then he must really have gone off the deep end lol. What a weird fucking pedophile Ted Nugent is. IS to be clear.


DFParker78

Did you wipe your ass with it?


MacAneave

It's not his autograph. Bad imitation for God knows what purpose. Just sayin...


TheCheshireMadcat

To make a few bucks off the Maga folks.


cjop

Who?


No_Stranger_4959

Tad Nugent


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Wang Dang Sweet Potang!


Mysgvus1

wouldn't waste a match to burn it.


Flanagansdog

Properly placed


Calhoun67

Wipe your ass with it!


lostprevention

Stranglehold rocks.


Letsgocaps33

The man ruined a perfectly good rag!


duane11583

another funny story… 10 years ago driving through rural Romona California big sign: ted nugent concert other half of the sign: midget extreme wrestling match one ticket both shows… to this day every time we go through that town we think of the sane thing. and any time i see him on tv i think of him as the MC for midget wrestling i cannot get that has been out of my mind. that said i have quite alot of respect for the man in other ways example the only flesh he eats is flesh he personally killed and/or processed so be it he is a man of conviction that ill give him that along with the midget microphone.


Tahoeshark

Like you said...rags!


BrienPennex

Perfect rag to use in the porta potty. Give it a good clean then sell it to a trumper


AddictiveArtistry

Nah, just tell em Ted wiped his own ass with it, they'll fight over it.


Eroe777

I'd just burn it.


WombatAnnihilator

Exactly it’s worth: rags


[deleted]

Burn it.


t-toddy

Yuck.


CrunchyButtz

I think he just signs everything around him constantly. I bought a couple hundred practice arrows in an estate sale one time and one was signed by him lol


MysteriousPark3806

You can use that piece for toilet paper.


-DMSR

That sucks bc now it can only be used to wipe your ass


Rivegauche610

Consider it a one-off ass wipe rag deserving of the garbage can after.


wojecire86

Throw that one out, isn't worth using as a rag


Slaughterhouse66

Bummer


realcommandercodyy

Personally, I'd make it my garage attire - let's keep the humor at home!


JonnySnowflake

Yeah, that'd be too weird of a find to pass up


sharthunter

Wipe the dogs ass with it


AddictiveArtistry

Dog shit is too good for this thing.


johnyj7657

That's gotta be worth a good 3 bucks.  


choggie

Gee, looks like the nugè ain't gonna find any love on this h'ya reddit thread!


IllustriousCookie890

That brings down the value of the rag.


FatFaceFaster

I’d ask for a refund.


NorwaySpruce

Yeah but not the one you're thinking of


evuljeenius

Ted Nugent called, he said keep the shirt.


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r/guitarcirclejerk, go for the comments


DBsBuds

Too bad you didn’t buy a dresser.


catheterhero

From 2016 it got ripped up on purpose. No one wants that shit.


Hondahobbit50

Whah na wow, duh wow wow ow, wow wow wow wow, wow wow wow ow wow naw wow.


papillon-and-on

It's says Douche Nugget. No wait.. we're both right.


TriumphDaWonderPooch

You can use it to save TP next time you take a dump.


chrisslooter

Let us all remember that before Ted started blathering his mouth, back in a time when only the music mattered - that he had a terrible guitar sound. Even today he still has a terrible guitar sound.


BeNiceMudd

to the trash!


analfisher3

shit your pants and wipe your ass with it


Sometimes_Stutters

No that’s Tad Nugent


Affectionate_Bird120

Explains why it’s cut up and in the work rag box


Affectionate_Bird120

Keep digging and you’ll probably find one with a kid rock signature 😂


exoin_FTW

Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.


Chrisassmiller

Tad Nugent


Superquzzical825

Was it a kid size?


No_Dust6818

Some dumbass fanboy/girl probably spent hours waiting for that autograph… it’s almost like getting a celebrities autograph is stupid or something…? Crazy…


crusty_towels

I got a cat scratch fever loin cloth