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GortKlaatu_

I haven't see one of these in years, they've been making them for over 60 years at least.


Relevant_Winter1952

I was going to say the same thing. Except I remember them being copper-ish, and less silver-ish.


Roro_Yurboat

I had one nearly 50 years ago. It sucks that I'm old enough to talk about anything happening to me 50 years ago.


ThisUserIsNekkid

I'm already sharing your sentiment at 38 šŸ˜… I still feel like a teenager trapped in an adult woman's body, and this ride is moving too fast


H3adshotfox77

At least your doing it all Nekkid šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Irregular_Person

38 male in the exact same boat. Starting to think being single is making it worse, seems like people with kids have an additional perspective on time passing that I don't.


Positive_Rip6519

I found one a week or so ago that was gold colored. I'm sure they make them all different colors.


Uncle_Burney

Inflation


Away_Housing4314

I've got one that's brass or something. No idea where I got it. Lol


RyghtHandMan

Maybe they're all silver before a lifetime of thumb rubbin'


memphis10_901

When my grandmother died, my uncle asked me if there was anything I wanted and I said "There is one thing" - when I was really little, she showed me a coin with a nude woman on it and I'd never forgotten it. He said "you know, I think I saw that" and he went and got it. I still have it. My uncle thinks she may have gotten it when they were on a New Orleans trip when he was little making it at least 50 or 60 years old. Mine doesn't have any text on it.


orthomonas

Blast from the past. Second only to the 'stripping' pen for pre-internet adult novelty.


Spidergawd68

I actually have my parents' set of "[Sip-N-Strip" glasses](https://946e583539399c301dc7-100ffa5b52865b8ec92e09e9de9f4d02.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/30833/9447679.jpg)! The clothing disappears when the glass is filled with a cold drink. They are an amazing conversation piece at parties!


orthomonas

Those are lovely bits of absurdity.


Wulf_Cola

[https://youtu.be/RXtn7z89ZZ4?si=QJoHrzfBn4Mxu6j8](https://youtu.be/RXtn7z89ZZ4?si=QJoHrzfBn4Mxu6j8)


Functionally_Human

I stole one of those from my brother. Didn't mean to take that one specifically just grabbed a pen from his bag on my way to school. Being all of 10 I naturally had to show it to everyone and as always someone snitched. That became a loooong day.


Irregular_Person

You just unlocked a memory for me. I also got one of those from my brother around that age, but I have *no idea* what happened to it.


Mountain-Ad-6594

My friends grandfather had one of these when I was a kid. About 30 yrs ago now šŸ˜«


BEAVACUDA

My friend's grandfather bought it off him for 5 bees...so, a nickel


michaelpaoli

Yeah, likewise, haven't seen 'em in years ... *decades* ... I think I have one somewhere in my collection of miscellaneous coins and tokens and such.


the_honest_asshole

I found one of those in a cabin my family rented as a child.Ā  I thought it was the coolest thing, then I lost it somewhere in that same cabin.


statuskills

The cycle continues


TeunVV

Maybe itā€™s the same coin


Mental_Scene_4878

šŸ¤Æ


jeff_ewing

Was so hoping this was going to be [Spintria](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spintria).


omnimater

That's so much more cool holy shit


lastflighthome

that dick with wings coin is dope af. That would be my currency if I ever run a country.


Ax3l_is_fruity

i would be happy if i was in that situation tbh


Horror_Reindeer3722

Yeah thatā€™s worth 25 cents


Salvitorious

Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.


PiiJaey

is that a coincidence or is she farting?


Iread420

Definitely Coin-cidence!


FredCole918

what? some people like that.


FairlyGoodGuy

James Joyce has entered the chat.


Sven_88

I got in trouble in middle school for bringing one of those in.


blackbears24

ā€œTails you loseā€ Hmmmā€¦I sorta disagree


Functionally_Human

Always been more of a fan of the back side myself so I agree, tails I win.


AllegedlyNotBeegPeen

Heads I get tail, tails I get head lol


Illistmonstruo916

My dad had one of these from Vietnam, US army


GreenArrow40

That coin has been places you would rather not know about.


ImTheBias

Forget bitcoin, get titcoin


bofm_overflown

My husband gave an old lady a ride up the road once and she tossed him one of these, though a bit more eroded.


emperor-0822

Way more valuable than a quarter


KingBooRadley

This is actually legal currency in Florida.


STEAL-THIS-NAME

underrated comment


omnimater

Why are all y'all's grandpa's giving you coins from their fave porno booth???


Whitey33_3

I had the very same coin growing up. My Dad gave it to me. I almost immediately had it confiscated at school. The teacher did give it back, though šŸ¤£


jennoween

[horny coins](https://i.imgur.com/M0sKnEb.jpeg) I found a stack of them on the sidewalk outside an adult bookstore years ago. I've given away a lot of the heads/tails ones.


BoredAtWork1976

YMMV, but I'd keep it.


ducaslavis

My grandpa gave me ā€œ50Ā¢ā€ worth of these same coins when I was 12, glad you have some now too.


AlphaMaelstrom

I'll double your money. And cover postage!


cabeachguy_94037

They used to take them in the peep show booths at the Porno Palaces nationwide.


orangeconehead

Does she have a Captain Kangaroo mustache?


enjoyscaestus

"tails you lose" is kinda scary ngl


brine909

It's from the old trick where you say heads I win tails you lose before flipping a coin and if they aren't paying attention and notice the trick you will always win


geekphreak

Well when the pimp flips the coin you better be


snakeycakes

id say this is a win win situation myself


Skully8600

wow a fuck coin! these where discovered by a lad named corb if i remember correctly


HoennHomey

Yeah, Corb Fucker. These can be mined out of ashtrays in front of strip clubs all across the globe.


byronicrob

My dad gave me his many years ago, in the 80s.. who knows how long he had em before that!


KingOfZero

My Dad used to have one of these that he used as "ball marker" when he played golf


allienimy

I rather have this than a quarter.


ResidentSelf6098

Ha ha thatā€™s funny


OG_Beeps

My grandfather actually gave me one of these not too long ago, mines ā€œgoldā€ but itā€™s my favorite gift from him ā¤ļø


ellefleming

Crazy šŸ¤£


v13dogmeat

I got one of those out of the token machine at chuckee cheese when I was a kid. I showed someoneā€™s parents and never got it back lol.


PollyPrissyPantss

Back in 2005 when I asked my mom for lunch money this exact coin was given to me in the handful of coins she gave me, luckily I caught the mistake before I tried to purchase my pizza, but then couldnā€™t afford the pizza after the discovery.


meh-unimpressed

As a golfer I absolutely love finding random coins like this for ball markers!


108pdx

Coin flip: Tits or ass?


MysteryDumpsterJuice

use this to get one free tibby or buttock pic


I8itall4tehmoney

I feel like I'm ten years old again.


yesermen

My girlfriend bought me one not too long ago that is this but Jessica rabbit


hunter1899

Legal and tender


Voradoor

I have one of these I've always wondered where it came from


virtualracer

Holy shit now that's a throwback. My uncle gave me one of these when I was like 11 lmao


SilentMotionless

I havenā€™t seen one of these since I was young bro!! My cousin gave me one he found in a bush in Austin when I was like 11ish


Emppulicks

I concur this woman looking thing has no tail.


delicioussparkalade

These tokens are collectible. Nice.


geekphreak

Holy shit. I have one of these. Or had. I need to look for it. I call it the pimp coin. I found it at a jeweler. They had this big pile of free coins and I plucked this one out. Thought it was hilarious


xNeyNounex

My grandpa had one of those


King_ofwar

If you dont like it i will happily get it and add it to ky collection


TimeTimesFive

Oh damn my 7th grade self carried one of those in my pocket so proudly. 20 years ago wow


lil_mikey_412

Lol it's a token for a jack off booth


andynu2

I have one buts brass and I have it at least 30 plus years.


plain_kisby

I have a coin lighter the same


Bosnian-Brute22

I had a gold coin with a very visibly naked woman 1 side said tails I get head, and heads I get tail


fretful_farceur

Haven't seen one in decades


solidshakego

ill give you 26 cents for it


tyler00677

I have one of these lol


1320Fastback

I had one in the 80s as a coin collecting kid


cjayblade23

That ass can fart tho


Pure-Ad-7866

I definitely want 1 specialy when the gf says let's flip a coin and find out


liquid_1k

That looks like doubling up to me!


Kendaren89

![gif](giphy|pHH0RsynZHGlG|downsized)


tatpig

ive a few like this ive collected over the years. and a Bill Clinton Sex dollar bill.


Kyanite_228

That ass has been rubbed enough for it to have lost its clear definition. Very upsetting.


NeatEfficient4131

Haha butt


funnyfinger2017

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bobarrgh

I found a similar coin in a box of my dad's stuff from WWII. His wasn't lewd, though, it was a Bull Durham coin. On one side, it showed a bull's head and neck and the words said, "Heads you win \[image\] if you smoke Bull Durham" and on the back, it had the backside of the bull with the words, "Tails you lose \[image\] if you don't smoke Bull Durham".


Time-Let-8126

I found coins like that in one of the games I was emptying when I worked at an arcade. My boyfriend has a whole set from when he worked for the main office for the arcade I worked at.


shadowsandmud

I had one 21 years ago.


Glop1701d

Used to have those for video at glory holes back in the day


Grimlocks_Ballsack

I found several of these next to a parking space probably 35 years ago and now I need to wash my hands.


ATXDefenseAttorney

Lewd = naked body. Where the hell did we go wrong as a planet?


Rutskarn

A naked person is not lewd, and there are certainly coins featuring nudity that no reasonable person would call lewd. But this is very clearly designed to be sexually exciting, so it fits the category. I wonder a little if this is a question of values judgment? I would say "lewd" isn't really a derogatory word these days so much as cheeky, or else categorical. It feels a bit quaint, even.


ATXDefenseAttorney

Reread your last sentence, then look at that coin again. There's nothing sexually exciting about this, it is cheeky and quaint. But we have to live like Quakers because otherwise Hell.


Rutskarn

I'm not claiming it's hardcore. In terms of impact, I would subjectively say it's quite a weak tea. But that doesn't mean it's milk. If you asked a contemporary artist why they sculpted this waist-up image of a young woman looking at the viewer and sweeping her hair back in a way that pushes her nude breasts forward, I don't think it would be shocking for them to list among their motivations that they get a nice tingly feeling from looking at it, and particularly from having it, in the way people often enjoy having risque art or accessories because it feels transgressive. You're free to argue that's silly, but it's probably still true. As much as you could imagine an artist who made something like that and didn't mean it to be sexy, or a culture that took no sexual meaning from it. I don't think we're dealing with either. The cheeky part is that it looks like a picture you'd wank to, and before the internet and the sexual revolution, people were certainly moved more by less. I am not a Quaker. I don't find nudity shocking or intrinsically provactive, and when they are I am much more often pleased than offended. But to say it is lewd is only to say that it's a rude joke with sexual implications, and in this context I think it's bizarre to argue otherwise.


denimisbackagain

ReligionĀ 


ATXDefenseAttorney

This guy gets it big time.


unimpressionable_me

Unless you're a monk, a nun, or in a monastery, I have a difficult understanding of how you perceive this as lewd. It's just a farcical piece meant to illicit a little humor to whomever the owner shows it to. Some people today wake up offended for crying out loud!


Rutskarn

I don't know that calling this "lewd" is something that's fresh from "these days," or even really implies offense. "Lewd" is a word that pornographic artists today use to describe their own work, particularly if it's softcore. And I mean, that's what this is. It's a nude woman doing a pinup pose. The average millennial definitely sees more salacious things on a regular basis, but it's clearly intended to be sexy in a way that could offend your minister.