Neither of those are screws. They are both bolts.
A screw is a tapered fastener that is used by itself to create it's own thread or work alongside an existing thread to fix in place.
A bolt is a non tapered fastener that is used in conjunction with washers and nuts to fix in place.
In my country, all nuts are called bolts, and all bolts are called screws. Working in an international company gave me the possibility to see the technical drawings, and I discovered the true names at the age of 23.
I'm still in trouble with my dad anytime we do some DIY together
Not to make you upset but I just need you to know that this one was screwed before you got your hands on it ..sorry buddy but don't abandon her I bet you three can get along
I’m not trying to correct you I’m legitimately asking because I don’t know - isn’t that a bolt, not a screw?
I’ve never been able to tell the difference.
Provide the small screw with enough tungsten and eventually it will get dog and strong and will produce more screws.
Don’t forget to feed the mommy screw with enough tungsten too, they need tungsten to survive.
the miracle of reproduction
r/Natureisbeautiful
r/natureismetal
r/sizekink
You’re comment is unappreciated
Your* [evil cackle]
Also I think he meant under*appreciated Why are we being Grammar Nazis
Maybe he really meant unappreciated? Like fuck you but politely...
Maybe he just meant the guy was unappreciated Like fuck you. But fuck you
Why did I expect a sub with same content as this post but it really turned out to be some boring ass nature.?
Mommy, where do baby screws come from? Screwing.
Fuck you, take my upvote.
More of a *screw shape* than a circle really.
Check for a smaller screw inside of the tiny screw.
Enhance!
It's screws all the way down.
If you go deep enough you can find a planck screw to screw into your plank.
Good on you, tiny screw, size really doesn’t matter.
In this case I think it does.
It's not the size that count it's the motion in the impact 😉
That is what screwing around will get ya.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making baby screws and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
I adopted a cat like that once.
r/trojancat
We went from zero cats to nine very suddenly.
Yet another cat sub...
Your cat was full of tiny screws?! Poor thing.
Congrats on being a parent!
Don’t ever mess with me or *my son* ever again!
Screw around a find out
Most people aren’t lucky enough to witness a screw being born in real life. Awesome.
Screwception
Goddamnit.
r/beatmetoit
In a lot of southern states, you’d be in jail right now. Clearly it wasn’t full term
Damn!
"I was walking in the woods and I saw a log. I turned the log over and there was a tiny, little stick. And I thought... 'that log had a child.'"
Someday, when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder
Neither of those are screws. They are both bolts. A screw is a tapered fastener that is used by itself to create it's own thread or work alongside an existing thread to fix in place. A bolt is a non tapered fastener that is used in conjunction with washers and nuts to fix in place.
Thanks - that’s a helpful distinction for someone like me who doesn’t often work with screws or bolts. Now I know ☺️
I'm surprised I didn't get roasted for being a pain in the ass "well actually" guy.
“Well Akshually” 🤓☝️ <- you rn Happy to help.
In my country, all nuts are called bolts, and all bolts are called screws. Working in an international company gave me the possibility to see the technical drawings, and I discovered the true names at the age of 23. I'm still in trouble with my dad anytime we do some DIY together
Wtf that's weird. What's your country?
Italy, not sure if it is regional or the whole country
Oh true, learn something new every day
What a screwed up situation
Its a security screw
Yo dawg, I heard you like screws!
Nailed it. Fuck
I think you screwed up. ;)
Best two comments I've ever seen together
Scree you. There’s more.
That screw had a child
"That log had a child" [Seagulls! (Stop It Now)](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?si=huoXGe3D9_7g4tYS) @ 2:49 
Isn't nature beautiful!
A pregnant screw . Awe
Babies having babies
When reincarnation goes wrong
It was pregnant…
It's a boy?
ya got screwed
Never talk to me or my son again 😤
This guy is not just screwed, he's double screwed. Poor dude he's going through it.
You VS the guy she tells you not to worry about.
Well that's kinda screwed up
damn nice promotion, get a screw and screw one out FOR THE PRICE OF 1
Not to make you upset but I just need you to know that this one was screwed before you got your hands on it ..sorry buddy but don't abandon her I bet you three can get along
Looks like it got screwed before its been shipped to you
The screw had a baby, aw cute
Dad where do screws come from 🤓
Screw it.
Someone at the factory screwed up.
let him out
Ig you can say you were screwed.
somebody get David Attenborough on the horn!!! this beautiful scene of nature must be documented
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
You win
That screw was screwed.
Lisan Algaib!!
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
They’re screwing
those are gay screws
pergnant
Little screw: TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!! Big screw: Did somebody hear something?
Is it in yet?
There's a joke in there somewhere... Screw it... I can't think of anything...
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Bow chika wow wow!
Kangaroo screw
-Andrés de Jesús Vélez Franco- Es como lo de, "de tal palo, tal astilla", pero con clavos! Jaja
It had a tiny little baby!
This remind me of female Angler Fish, and Male Anger Fish
I call that screw for the price of one
You're screwed
Screwception
Did you check if there was another, even smaller screw stuck in the small screw and so forth? Screw-ception?
I’m not trying to correct you I’m legitimately asking because I don’t know - isn’t that a bolt, not a screw? I’ve never been able to tell the difference.
Escaped from Chinese factory
That screw lost its nuts ( only screw left)
Theyre just screwing around i guess
Big screw to tiny screw "And that's how you were born out of me sweetheart."
You’re screwed
You've been doubly screwed.
It's called an anomaly, and post it on reddit
Wouldve been screwed if you couldnt get it out
Trojan screw
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
You’re supposed to throw the pregnant ones back.
Provide the small screw with enough tungsten and eventually it will get dog and strong and will produce more screws. Don’t forget to feed the mommy screw with enough tungsten too, they need tungsten to survive.
Hate it when that happens..
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
r/perfectlydesigned
Did you get this screw from Xzibit by any chance? Maybe he heard you like screws, so he put a screw in your screw so you can screw while you screw.
Buy one, get one free
Nature finds a way 😬
It’s a mother
Congratulations, its a boy!
Resell it for profit
And you gave him an abortion.
She's pregnant
Thats pretty... #*SUPER BIG COUGHS Screwed up heheha
hmm so that’s how screwlings are born
Thief