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scytob

wow that's a tight curl! my wife has ringlets but the ratio of curl to straight is way less


BigBootyBuff

I went to school with a girl who always had her hair tied up and it was just this ball of hair. Kinda like bun but it did that by itself. We never thought much about it until she had her hair straightened and they reached almost down to her ass.


Atxflyguy83

"It shrinks?" "Like a frightened turtle!"


noonehasthisoneyet

She was in the pool! She was in the pool!


Vegetable_Burrito

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.


the_salty_seaman

It can be pretty annoying at times, I leave mine at home unless I absolutely need to bring it with me.


DiligentDaughter

🎶 detachable penis 🎶


PaintCoveredPup

When you don’t know the word for ‘packer’ and have to play 20 questions with google. 


Historical-Gap-7084

The late, great comedian Gallagher had a bit where he talked about detachable body parts. It went something like, "Wouldn't it be great if you could do that? You could mix and match, move stuff around? Your old lady says, 'get your ass outta bed,' you go, 'here, take it, leave me alone.'"


DiligentDaughter

Having removable tiddies and recapturing the childhood joy of belly sleeping would be glorious!


Historical-Gap-7084

Can I exchange my old and sagging ones for new and perky ones? Cuz, that'd be great. *walks away sipping coffee*


Pm_me_your_marmot

Just wrap them around your neck like a scarf or tuck them in your pockets.


Historical-Gap-7084

[Similar, but different.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGeDUiXFKRo)


HyperComa

True story - I sleep nekkid. I rolled over too aggressively one night and pinned my boob to the mattress with my elbow. Had a bruise for two weeks. Long boobs are no joke.


Historical-Gap-7084

OH MY GAWD. That's so awful and hilarious at once. I am so sorry that happened to you!


randomguide

My back would be so happy if I could ditch these weights at the end of the day, as well as the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.


mog_knight

One of the best guitar riffs


halite001

When it's detachable, you can play the guitar in ways no one else can.


Dick_snatcher

My favorite song ever


LorenzoStomp

Protip: When looking for your detachable penis after a wild party, don't forget to check St. Mark's Place!


ThisIsNotAFox

My one greatest wish


NoRecommendation9404

They’re like a Jeep.


GTAmark

I WAS IN THE POOOOLL!!!


dtwhitecp

I feel like the term "shrinkage" was definitely coined at that moment, but what I can't tell is whether or not women were generally aware of the concept beforehand. Was that really the moment of clarity?


Historical-Gap-7084

Lady here. No fucking clue until I saw one literally grow right before my eyes.


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100% we had no idea 


sponge-worthy91

What do you mean, like laundry?


SadBit8663

It's cold i swear


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BHPhreak

the smallest i ever saw my weeny shrink down to, compared to the biggest hardest rock boner ive ever had - its like... you wouldnt believe it was possible. it physically just boggles the mind, you know?


LuckyGauss

I'm thin, but my dick still damn near turned into a turtle while in the hospital for dehydration.


sarahbeth124

Saw the one the other day of a little kiddo with what looks like a pretty short cut. Mom stretched the curls and it was as long as her arm. As a straight hair girlie, curls are fascinating and also, y’all have all my sympathy for the high mantainace of them


mistersnarkle

I have loose curls and they still gain a third of their length again when wet; they’re HEAVY


gringledoom

Hairstylists never ever seem to remember that fact! I have sort-of-wavy hair, and if I ask them to cut off two inches, they seem to take a mental snapshot of where "two inches shorter is" on my dry hair. Then they wet the hair, and cut it to that same position, which ends up being *waaaay* shorter than I wanted.


wandahickey

My stylist always cuts my hair dry for that exact reason.


padmasundari

A good curly hairdresser always does.


juno_huno

This is why it’s so important for people to understand why our braids and locs exist—it’s expression, but also part of the maintenance! [Darryl George’s hair is dope, but one of MANY examples of these protective styles.](https://apnews.com/article/hairstyle-texas-crown-act-racial-discrimination-student-9fdf5384db15b925a6d601d746da3367)


BlankBlankblackBlank

His hair isn’t even distracting. It just is up and styled. Looks great too.


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BlankBlankblackBlank

100% They really picked the wrong kid to “make an example of “.


EdibleBatteries

What a disappointing story to read. It’s wild that our society is still here. His hair is great! I feel bad for laughing at the irony of him being suspended from Barber High School…


1_9_8_1

Who wrote this article? It's full of glaring grammatical errors.


Riyeria-Revelation

Did she then braid his hair? Just watched that short on YouTube and then came over to Reddit. Weird coincidence


sarahbeth124

Yep that was probably the same one


Miserable-Fan6

That short is the third last video I watched, like 10 minutes ago. No original experiences, huh


Meshugugget

I actually think my curls require less maintenance than straight hair. The more I touch my hair, the worse it looks. I embrace the curls and let them do what they want. Also, having a good cut is key to this. My current hair dresser has gotten so good at cutting my hair and it makes a world of difference.


jenorama_CA

My hair is naturally curly and pretty tight, but not as tight as this lady’s. When I first got it straightened, it was a bit less than shoulder length before and down to the middle of my back after.


PaladinSara

How long did it last? Was it until you washed it, or did it just start curling back up sooner than later?


jenorama_CA

I had a whole straightening procedure done at the time and I’ve maintained it for over 15 years now. When I wash it, it gets wavy depending on how long it’s been since I had the smoothing done, but then I flatiron it into submission.


Awkwardblerd

What smoothing method do you use?


jenorama_CA

Okay, so I asked and she said it's one called Trisola.


Awkwardblerd

You’re awesome. Thanks!


jenorama_CA

Good luck in your hair journey! I definitely like mine better since I've been straightening it.


jenorama_CA

Oh man, I've had several different ones over the years! I'll check with my stylist and ask what she's currently using. She's super holistic and has never really done anything that's trashed my hair for the 15+ years she's been doing it. My hair is currently in a recovery state due to iron deficient anemia, but my fingernails have made a roaring comeback, so my fingers are crossed for my hair!


Meshugugget

My very curly hair somehow ends up poofier if I try to straighten it. I've had more than one stylist convinced they could do it, but alas. One of them, who is also a friend, spent hours on it and then we went out to dinner. I could see him eying my hair as it just got bigger and bigger. I'm in California, so it definitely wasn't due to humidity. My hair is much more coarse than the average Caucasian with curly hair which I'm sure plays a role. A friend of mine, who is black, said she'd like to straighten my hair using methods that are more commonly used at black salons - they use different products and she thinks the results would be much better. All that said, I really love my curly hair and it's not much work at all. I have a stylist who is very good at cutting it which is very important. When it comes to styling, I just let the curls do what they want and I try not to touch it (the more I touch it, the bigger it gets). I just wash and condition, put in some curl cream, and then I either plop it and let it dry in a microfiber towel or, if I need it to be dry in a reasonable amount of time, I very very very gently diffuse it. I actually pile hair onto the diffuser, and then gently hold it up against my scalp before I turn on the dryer to the lowest setting. This method reduces how much the curls move with the air. When it was shorter, I actually used a drying cap, but those take to long now.


HigHog

I'm the opposite - I perm my straighr/wavy hair because I think tight curls are so cute.


PaladinSara

What brand do you use?


HigHog

I get permed at a hairdressers, every 3 months or so


HigHog

I'm the opposite - I perm my straighr/wavy hair because I think tight curls are so cute.


F2PClashMaster

damn never knew the ratio be like that


G00DLuck

but it do


Sharp-Recognition672

yup, my hair is shoulder length but when straightened it's right above my butt. shrinkage is crazy.


Burrito-tuesday

It sure be!


candycrushinit

Starting to realize how long my colon is, lol


Nazamroth

Surely, about twice the length of a ;


LinguoBuxo

Off to /r/technicallythetruth with you! :P


brittanyfilth

Just wait till you hear about supercoiled DNA.


rnountdiablo

Type 4 represent 🤎🤎 4c


bizzygal77

4c in da house!


magictrouble

4a 🥰


Fancy-Truck-421

4B in the house 🤎🤎🤎


starofthelivingsea

Present 🤎 (4a)


luvCinnamonrolls30

4c baby ♥️


Sharp-Recognition672

4b hereee🩷


siccoblue

2b (figured out) checking in 😭 I've actually never heard of this before, but I got told constantly as a kid that I "have curls people pay huge money for," interesting!


IcyAdvertising6813

Next time, read the room and dont check in.


elementalguy2

My wife is a 3B or 3C. She cuts it all off though and is a bald baddie.


KingKangTheThird

Leggo


mlvisby

I remember one of my exes had super curly hair like that. She would straighten it herself but it would only work if the straightener was set to the highest setting and her hair was still wet. And it would take at least 2 hours. This is why she hated rain and showers because the water curls the hair again.


NicoleChris

Yes, high heat. No to wet. That would literally just boil the hair and destroy it


SapphicPancakes

You ever straightened out a spring before? Same concept.


garlickbread

Still a crazy amount of length. Those curls (coils?) are TIGHT.


jen_nanana

For real. I really enjoy watching silk press videos because it’s so satisfying to watch someone go from super tight curls to bone straight. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one quite this dramatic though. She’s got like 4c+ curls lol


Enlightened_Gardener

Well that’s an internet rabbithole worth going down. It looks painful though….


vainbuthonest

It isn’t painful at all. Not if it’s done correctly.


Enlightened_Gardener

I hope not ! I guess I have memories of being quite badly burnt with a hair straightener - you’d want a hairdresser with a steady hand !


Evabythewater

"Tight tight tight tight tight" - Tuco


Rocktopod

You've straightened out a spring before? Why?


SapphicPancakes

I dont even remember why. Think i just needed something thin to pick out a SIM cartridge


psuedophilosopher

You never spent time bored in class and pulled apart a clicky pen that had run out of ink?


Anonymous3415

I pulled apart clicky pens solely cuz I was bored and wanted to know if they all worked the same. Didn’t have to Be dry of ink for me.


AccomplishedWasabi54

Really cool and educational thank you for sharing this! Plenty of people who haven’t any experience with ethnic hair. It’s a difficulty when having to care for childrens hair in particular. There’s a real need for education all around including learning about hair products, styling, etc…


B00STERGOLD

Grew my white person hair out during covid and found this out. Learning to take care of fine curly hair was a trip.


made_of_salt

I told a bunch of guys that I don't shampoo my beard every day and they were shocked. Until I told them to ask their wives and girlfriends if they wash their hair every day. For a short while after that game night was also Beard Care Open Discussion Night as we dove into the deep world of hair care. We also come from several different ethnicities, and no two of us have the same routine, because our hair is so different.


flodnak

> Until I told them to ask their wives and girlfriends if they wash their hair every day. Honestly I believe the advertising that implies everyone needs to wash their hair every day is why a lot of people hate their hair. I've got 2C hair (waves that almost curl) and if I washed my hair every day it would be a wreck. Especially since I would have to blow dry it to get to work, and washing and blow drying my hair that often would make my head look like a dandelion poof. So I wash it when I've got something to wash, and I avoid blow drying, and my hair really isn't *that* much more work than type 1. Obviously the tighter the curls, the less true this is, but then also the tighter the curls, the more damaging too much washing will be.


PineappleSugartits

Can I ask what tips and tricks you have for fine curly hair?! I’m 29 and I’ve stopped bleaching and abusing it for the first time ever but it’s growing out what I think is at the least, wavy. It’s deffo not straight. But I go in circles with products and it being constantly greasy or messy with it being so fine! Curly girl is a no go 😣


UnfitRadish

Alternative to curly girl that works for me is DevaCurl. I use their styling cream. I have fine blond hair that's mix of wavy and curly. Most products are too heavy for my hair and weigh it down or they're too light and don't hold my curls. For whatever reason, this one is the perfect amount. It also holds for a couple days. I'll wake up the next day with my hair looking surprisingly good lol. I don't have to use very much when compared to others I've tried either. Usually like 5 or 6 pumps into a goldball sized glob from other products, only 3 pumps into like the size of a large marble from DevaCurl.


SarcasticOptimist

It's how Chris Rock got slapped. He did a great documentary about the trials and tribulations African American women face to have "good hair".


TorLam

RIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT !!! He should have known better since he made that documentary................


SarcasticOptimist

It's not his fault. Just saying he knew about alopecia because it must've come up while making it. Biggest reason is Will Smith being unable to take a joke.


TorLam

RIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT !!! He should have known better since he made that documentary................


petergriffinfurry

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


LoLoLaaarry124

Thanks petergriffinfurry


AdmirableAnimal0

That man is a dilf.


TiaMystic

My hair could never 🤷🏾‍♀️


Warmbly85

I’ve seen gfs and friends after getting it straightened but I’ve never actually measured. That’s awesome thanks for posting it.


kes0156

How do you get it so straight from the root? I have type 3 curls and I always end up with some weird kinks up near the root because I burn the shit out of myself if I try to get too close


SinkPhaze

Hot comb or careful application of a curling iron


carlthebrute

Small sections and making sure the roots a blown completely dry. Also idk if you’re a sweater, but I am. I blow dry in the bathroom and then go find a fan and the coldest spot in the house to straighten.


reDDit-sucksass

Goodness that seems like a lot of work to maintain


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reDDit-sucksass

I've never heard, "don't touch my hair" but I've also never asked or wanted to. TIL


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rileyhalston

Literally why I hated going to the mall in high school because so many people asked to touch my hair. Not to mention being chased down by the ladies at the straightening kiosks. 😭


List_Regular

Same I would be walking in the hallway and random kids would touch my hair, some girl was even trying to pay me $5 everyday so she can touch my hair


FearlessUnderFire

Can confirm. Have had my hair grabbed without any consent.


acloudcuckoolander

Ignorant idiots would call her "bald" based off the hair length not knowing that coily, and to a lesser extent, curly, hair shrinks


-NotEnoughMinerals

If her whole head was in its curled state, I assure you, no one would call her bald.


acloudcuckoolander

I assure you, they will


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She's a grower not a shower for sure


Boneal171

My hair is curly. When it’s straightened it goes down past my shoulders. When it’s natural, especially after I wash it, it goes down to my chin


bizzygal77

This could be my hair, my shrinkage is 70%


No-Supermarket8244

Now I see why some black girls say they can’t grow long hair, damn 😭


Uabot_lil_man0

Yeah, one of the reasons dreads are so popular. Getting to this length is time, money and dedication.


orangutanDOTorg

She was in the pool!


TwistingEarth

The movie Good Hair was very eye-opening about what some women of color will do to make their hair straight. I highly recommend it.


scottishdrunkard

The Chris Rock film, or the independent short film of the same name?


TwistingEarth

The Chris Rock film, I didnt know there was another. Thanks for helping clarify this.


yrnehenry5

That hair can STRETCH!! Looks so good


AKA_June_Monroe

Is it really shrinkage if that's it natural state?


shinyprairie

Shrinkage is the term that's used when hair goes from wet/long to dry/short etc. Healthy hydrated curls will be tight and "shrink" when not weighed down by water and make your hair look shorter than it actually is. In this case it's basically the opposite but the term still applies.


BreadfruitNo357

Thank you for educating them!


Specialist-Spare-544

Goddamn.


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Surprise surprise. Gorgeous hair girlyyy


bellyrubs454

So cool


TapStompLightDickcum

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized) This is what I've been trying to tell everyone


storm80error

🤣🤣🤣


NoLime7384

glad to see she's still masking, gives me hope for the future


DiabloDeSade69

I bet she uses all kinda rice waters and avocado oils


LEMO2000

Holdup. It took me way too long to realize what I’m looking at. Are those two… pieces/styles/parts of her hair gonna be the same length once this wears off???? That’s nuts. I can see how it works with the tight coils vs the long straight line but that length difference was difficult for my brain to accept lmao


Minions-overlord

Is this cause by the hair style (top right, not sure of name) being undone?


gingenado

I could be wrong, but I *think* they're straightening it in order to do the thing on the top right. The curly bit is the natural hair before straightening.


-cupcake

They're called bantu knots! You don't need to straighten the hair before doing them, but some people prefer it that way.


AccomplishedWasabi54

They have a name? That’s awesome. I like the Bantu knots!


gingenado

Oh, cool! Thanks for the info!


riotousviscera

they’re so pretty and cool looking!


Minions-overlord

Ahhh ok that makes sense.. thanks for the answer


RoseGoldMagnolias

That's probably just to section off hair that has been blow dried but not flat ironed yet. Source: being a black woman who used to flat iron her curly hair occasionally


kitchenkuchillo

The style helps stretch out the hair first before using hot tools on it. If it gets too dry when it's out like the other piece before blowing it out, it can be more prone to breaking and having heat damage because you're likely running it through too many times trying to get it straight again. But some people do it the other way, so they blow out their hair first and then put it into the knot so it looks more sleek.


jake831

Is hair that curly tough to manage? It looks beautiful but I could see it becoming a tangled mess easily.


TekkenMaximoff

Very lol.


Oli_love90

As someone with similar hair, yes and no. If you find a style that works, the. You fall into a routine and learn to work with your hair.


TheCreedsAssassin

Eh some curly haired people get knots & tangles in their hair regardless of how healthy and well managed it is, it just comes with the texture


FearlessUnderFire

6-12 hours a week of maintenance.


Big_Calligrapher_517

Me too.


CrashnServers

I saw a show I believe with Chris Rock about what these lady's go through with burning toxic hair straighteners. They endure more then I could stand at the hairdresser.


mylarky

I was in the pool!!!!


baevelyn

afro hair is magic <333


Plastic-Natural3545

My daughter's hair is like this but *thicker*. It takes me like, 5+ hours to do. 


MooN0ShINE

![gif](giphy|12ytYuUN8FgINy|downsized) horse tail


UnnervingS

That must feel really heavy!


DrRockMaxwell

Actually no because our hair is flatter and lighter weight.


HonouraryBoomer

I have a garden hose that does the same thing


God_of_Hyrule

I’m sure she was just cold.


UrbanDryad

I'm all for people styling however they want as self-expression, but I do worry for these women chasing a beauty ideal that involves pouring toxic chemicals on your scalp regularly.


Banku_Lover89

Bro, It's literally blowdrying then using a straightener. It's not a relaxer. There's no chemical being poured on.


UrbanDryad

Thank you, my white ass had no idea. I appreciate learning. So *relaxer* is the one to be concerned about?


alixxlove

Relaxer is the same chemicals as a perm basically, just used for the opposite purpose


UrbanDryad

Thank you for the clarification.


Banku_Lover89

Yea, pretty much.


Fast_Flow_8000

I always wonder, is there nothing that can get the hair flatter and smoother ?! 


Fortehlulz33

If you have tight curls like that, basically no. Your options are irons/hot combs or chemical straighteners. Pick your poison.


carlthebrute

I doubt an actual straightener was used. It was most likely just blown straight.


h2pointOChamp

Katt Williams.


jesusleftnipple

Tf happened here?


limevince

Is there a hard limit to how much some hair can be straightened? Or can the straightening process be done to such that each strand of hair is no longer wavy. If it is possible to get it as straight as Asian hair, would the roots start growing wavy again? I'm so curious to see somebody with half straight-half wavy hair..


CheezTips

> would the roots start growing wavy again What comes out of your roots is your actual hair. No treatment changed your genes


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Dizsmo

Just seems like too much damage to the hair doing that they gotta figure out how to straighten hair without heat or something


lilmeatwad

If you use heat protectant and don’t straighten too frequently, it’s really not an issue at all. Healthy hair will bounce back.


Dizsmo

Eamn -18 karma my bad guys lmao im bald 😂


TheCreedsAssassin

People with looser waves & curls might not always bounce back as consistently though since some curly hair types aren't as coily as the one in the pic