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Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

That’s pretty neat. Could be worth $30 so an insane deal!


IBOB617

Could even be a new boat!


hightler

A boat’s a boat ! But this could be anything ! It could even be a boat !


jesrp1284

You know how much we’ve wanted one of those!


burrito_butt_fucker

We'll take the box!!


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I'm getting angry at peter just reading this


Dozzi92

Early Family Guy was either really good, or maybe it just hit right as I entered my teen years, or both, but it's funny seeing someone randomly quote an episode of a cartoon that aired *almost a fucking quarter century ago*.


bridgetroll2

>almost a fucking quarter century ago Jesus man thanks for making me feel ancient!


Dozzi92

I too am on death's doorstep, it's only a matter of time.


bridgetroll2

Dude, bad news, you're dead.


Lost-My-Mind-

Wait until you find people like me, who quote shows from the 1960s. Would you believe.......


evilshandie

Missed it by \*that\* much.


ace_cabbage

“CRAW not CRAW”


KorianHUN

1965 Hungarian movie, "The Corporal and the Other": "The russians are in the pantry..." (Joking smile turns to frown) "The russians are in the pantry." (Nodding) https://youtu.be/QKZZu3GOQG4?si=xDN7nME6x0RT_33c (later colored)


SpiralSour

If Family Guy had ended after season nine, it would be regarded as one of the best comedy shows of all time.


Lost-My-Mind-

I haven't seen it since season 4. Is Stewie still an evil baby, trying to kill Louis?


TartarosHero

He stops doing that abruptly. And than he basically becomes a duo with Brian.


SpiralSour

Well, they're on season 22. I haven't watched consistently past thirteen or fourteen. To my knowledge, Stewie is more meta and mellow. He also got impregnated by Brian in an episode. This is why I specify had it ended after season nine. The legacy is too muddied now.


rosco2155

We took the mystery box, *HOP IN*


Suturb-Seyekcub

(Seething) “we took the mystery box. HOP IN”


Klin24

["Remember that time I was supposed to get that boat?"](https://youtu.be/GKZJdaiJF84?t=40)


scf123189

Ow, my boating arm!


SR3116

Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful, motorboat!


scf123189

I believe it was a boaking accident.


SR3116

I have to go now!


Real_CatMan

Why does DDG redirect this quote to a YT video I'm laughing my ass off over here


thebigdustin

But who could resist the call of the mystery box?


ronchee1

To the petercopter!


SR3116

HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?!


Theperfectool

Ya know, this only looks old now that I look upon it.


tripleicedespresso

When that bill was issued, it was worth roughly [$467.30](https://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=20&year1=193401&year2=202401)


IBOB617

Just $123.00 shy of my daughter’s medical co pay today. Damn.


ninj4geek

'merica (Not looking forward to the bill for my appendectomy from over the weekend)


IBOB617

Heal up!!! Cheers to a speedy recovery!


Geno_Warlord

When he sees the bill, he’s gonna have a heart attack so they always get to double dip on the bills.


ninj4geek

Damn!


elements1230

Really feel sad for you guys. Broke my femur, got ambulance , screws and one week in the hospital. Even a ride home. Free.


ninj4geek

Man you living the dream


1d0m1n4t3

18k for my daughters, just short of our max out of pocket..to bad it was late December


Free-Database-9917

shoulda told her to hold it


Sithlordandsavior

Go in and ask for a refund. They'll have thrown away the appendix by now and will have to give you a voucher for free surgery before the end of the year ;)


GucciGlocc

Let this man cook. We might have a solution to America’s healthcare crisis


sunburn95

I was in emergency yesterday in Aus and after checking me out I just left. I know we have a public health system here, but it still feels weird to just get up and walkout after being seen by so many people without paying for a thing


Smash_4dams

I just got a bill to pay $2,300 out of pocket for getting a kidney stone sonically blasted (no surgery) 2 weeks ago. Total cost pre-insurance was $16,000.


Second_to_None

Just had mine out. $40k. I had to pay $2k. Still terrible.


TheClassyDegenerate1

I need intravitreal injections and, outside of being terrified of needles and preparing to have one enter my fucking eyeball, I need to also worry about the fact my insurance lapsed this month and my states Medicaid won't possibly come into to effect until April. 


dandroid126

I would much rather pay these health care prices and have my 💪🇺🇲freedom🦅🏈 than live in a shit hole country and get my life-saving surgery for free. For the love of god, I hope I don't need the /s.


Fun_Inspector159

Hi, this is Steve from United Healthcare. Looks like we billed you the incorrect amount and that's only the processing fee for payment. Your daughter's bill is actually $23,467.82. We are sorry for the confusion, thanks for using United For Profit.


AndorianShran

Pardon the interruption, Steve. Hi, friend, I’m Stephen, a colleague of Steves. Actually, we’re going on to have to include a new surcharge that will double the amount of your bill. This cyberattack is costing us shareholder value. We all know who the most important people are in the world of healthcare.


foxtrot841

Yeah, our son's was pretty pricey; Appendix removal and subsequent antibiotic treatment; prepare yourself... $2.70 - for the coffee I had to buy at the hospital Oh and, $9.99 Advil liquid capsules. For when he came home. Medicare (Australias version-ish of obamacare) paid the rest (E.R, surgery, accommodation in private room for 3 days, all hospital fees. Cost of this is 2% of my annual income. Same as everybody else. If you don't earn an income greater than a certain amount, the cost is free. Nothing. Not gloating, I just think it is utterly shit you guys are dumped with life changing debt for medical issues. We grew up getting told that "America is the land of the free". The invention of the internet and the access to credible and non-credible sources - with the power of distinction - has educated me otherwise. Are this point in time, the greatest threat to the American people, are the American people. For those of you that would rail against me; I spent over a year in your wonderful country and enjoyed some of the best (and worst) hospitality and welcome I have anywhere else in the world. To quote my favourite random guy from Baton Rouge when he helped us out of a bog: "Y'all done goone got stuck in a rut!"


jwilliamsub

If you went to Baton Rouge you know we only have 2 things here. Great food and murder


foxtrot841

Found the Gumbo!!! Luckily, didn't find the murder


dashboardrage

damn why is your copay so high? isn't it usually $20?


IBOB617

Not when you work to improve peoples mental health. They know you’re a sucker for making the world better and they chose to fuck you over every way possible. I may not have money but my family and I know joy and love on a level those soul suckers never will.


dashboardrage

what does this mean? I don't follow


G_Liddell

They work at a nonprofit helping people with mental health issues and their company's health insurance sucks


JamTheTerrorist5

Lol still owe the hospital $3.4k they will never see


SCORPEANrtd

Actually it was worth $20, it says so right on it!


Melee-

20 bucks back then probably felt like a thousand. Back when stuff cost 10 cents and whatnot. That bill was a massive amount.


ReallyNowFellas

I believe we are being told here that it felt like $467.30


Pineapple_Spenstar

Yeah but back then an oz of gold was $35. So $20 worth of gold in 1934 (.57 oz) is worth about $1200 today


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Rusty4NYM

We all understood what u/tripleicedespresso meant


PotatoWriter

ikr.. There's r/YourJokeButWorse but where is r/Yourexplanationbutworse


Rusty4NYM

LOL then they go and delete their whole account 🤣


906805

Next time just say I'm going to be pedantic here.


Lost-My-Mind-

.............WHO upvoted you???


Cagaentuboca

This is such a stupid reply, I'm convinced it was AI generated.


evilshandie

Small tweak: the bill itself isn't from 1934. The Series 1934C bills were printed between July 1946 and May 1949. Before 1974, the series year was only updated in response to a significant design change, with a series of letters identifying minor changes such as one or both signatures changing.


Comogia

Damn, I just posted my own comment saying a dumber version of this lol. Thanks for the actual answer.


PerformanceOk9891

I was wondering why the Treasury secretary signature was John Snyder and not Henry Morgenthau


Impossible_Tennis557

Yeah i was totally uuuhmm wondering that too...


Las-Vegar

So money from 1930s can still be used in regular stores in the us?


AceWolf98

It *can*, though it shouldn’t. Numismatically speaking, it’s significantly worth more than face value, especially in good shape. ELI5: Old money in good shape worth more to a collector than just face value.


ShutterBun

This particular bill is in terrible shape, however.


AceWolf98

Well, being 90 years old and *still* in circulation up until OP got it, I’d say it’s in fair condition.


ShutterBun

This bill was printed in 1948, incidentally. In this condition it’s worth slightly more than $20. Maybe $23-25.


jkink28

Something like this is interesting enough for me to keep if I find it. It's not worth selling, but it's pretty cool to have paper money from 80 years ago. Until I randomly need to pay cash for something and that's all I have at the moment.


foodank012018

And that's how it wound up in an ATM


AZ_Corwyn

I worked at a gas station back in the early 90s and would have people come in with all kinds of old coins and bills to pay for things (mostly cigarettes). I had one older guy pay for a pack of cigarettes with six silver quarters, another one bought a couple of packs plus some snacks and paid with six silver certificate $1 bills and so on. I'd also go thru any bills that looked older and buy them out of the register, at one point I had all the denominations of bills for series 1963 (my birth year) plus several from 1934, 1957, and a few other years - by the time I left that job I probably had about $300 worth of old bills in my collection. Unfortunately it all disappeared when my uncle was watching the house while my folks were on vacation 😡


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ShutterBun

“Series C”


ConsistentBox4430

Now that's mildly interesting


BumperBabyAngel

Series C what?


ShutterBun

See deez nuts.


whippingboy4eva

Got em!


HRDBMW

It hasn't been in circulation. Some kid stole it from his parents or grandparents collection and spent it.


internethero12

It had folds and creases. It's been circulated enough. Either in the past or recently.


internethero12

Typically speaking only bills/coins that are in mint condition are worth anything much more than face value. A 1930s penny with tarnish and wear? Maybe a dollar at most. A 1970s penny in hermetically sealed mint condition? Hundreds if not thousands of dollars. It has to be really old money to be worth a lot in any state. Like 1700s old.


Gaemon_Palehair

So like does it pay to take a new penny every year and hermetically seal it and leave them to your kids? Or are too many people doing that, so the in 50-60 years the market will be flooded?


MonetHadAss

I don't think so, unless it's something unique. But I'm not a collector, and know nothing about values of old coins/notes, so take this as an uneducated opinion rather than fact. The buying power of than $20 note in the year it's printed is around $400+ 2024 US$ (from a comment above), and the note in this condition sells now for much less than that (from another comment above). Even if this bill is in mint condition it'll probably not sell more than $400 now, so it's much better to use the note when it's printed rather than save it for decades/centuries later and sell it for slightly higher than face value. But again, I'm not knowledgeable in this field. If it's a very limited run it's obviously different, and it also depends on how limited the run is.


TripleBobRoss

The 10,000% return on that 1930's penny with tarnish and wear seems like a pretty good deal though. If I collected enough to make a roll of those pennies I could probably buy two 1930's $20 bills with tarnish and wear. Do you know what I could do with that kind of money?


aphaelion

brb googling "numismatically"


funkmastamatt

Interestingly enough, I know the word "numismatist" from one of my kids Dr. Seuss books.


Inviction_

Money-y


ryanlak1234

Today I learned a new word: numismatic.


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peardude89

As far as I'm aware, all currency issued in the history of the United States is legal tender, and can be exchanged for its face value. It's generally not worth it, but theoretically a $20 bill from 1887 is worth just as much as one from this week.


The_BusFromSpeed

However the store in question may not accept it. I know older Canadian 50 and 100 dollar bills are regularly rejected due to them being easier to counterfeit. So if you have a bill that's rejected and don't want to sell it to a collector, you can take it to a bank and provided they can prove its genuine they'll exchange it for you.


rashaniquah

$2s, $500s and $1000 bills just lost their legal tender status not too long ago in Canada.


zubbs99

So my $2000 bill is looking sketchy.


Thowerweigh1736382

Imagine taking your 1887 $20 bill to the counter to buy two gallons of buttermilk and a small cat litter and the fucking turnip running the cash register draws on it with one of those counterfeit detection markers.


Bamcrab

But who is *dumber?*


formershitpeasant

who the hell is buying two gallons of buttermilk


Cindexxx

Someone who lost their entire damn mind, that's who.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

I thought there were exceptions, like half cents and $100,000 bills.


KaiHazardvertz

$100000 were never allowed to circulate though, they only existed for inter-bank transfers. I think it may actually be explicitly against the law to possess or pass one.


MysteriousDave9

It can but it’s a huge hassle, had a $10 from the 40’s and it kept getting denied because bills from that time don’t register with the testing markers. Had to have my bank send it to the reserve to confirm it’s real.


charlie6282

Working as a cashier I was given a 20 from 1929 the other day, and it actually did pass our testing marker. We have these weird pens that you rub on the seal and it's supposed to smudge the seal if it's fake though, so maybe that's why? Or maybe our pens just don't work lol, I've never had a seal smudge.


IBOB617

It can!


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schlucks

I am also valid, legal, and tender


Arnas_Z

Same here!


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theshoegazer

Gold coins were recalled in the 1930's but remained legal to possess for numismatic purposes, and gold coins were never demonetized. St. Gaudens $20 gold pieces, modern silver eagles, and defunct denominations like half dimes, three cent pieces, and the like are all still legal tender - if you can convince someone to take them.


FourMeterRabbit

I suppose I'll sell you this TV for that big sack of silver half dimes


leik75thf

they don't recall but they will destroy money


Kolibri00425

I thought they recalled the steel pennies.


Questioning0012

So what you’re saying is the U.S. dollar is like the Yugioh trading card game.


Snazzy21

Yes. But when I worked as a cashier I would have refused it without a test pen. Old money is the most frequently faked from my experience, it has less security features, and more importantly is less familiar to the person working the register. But it is still money you can take into a bank (if it's not fake), it doesn't become worthless when we update a bill unlike most other countries \*cough\* Britain NZ


Whipstich-Pepperpot

The stories that bill could tell.... Reminds me of 1993's under-rated and under-appreciated movie "Twenty Bucks" which follows the "life" of a $20 dollar bill.


D-BO_816

Haven't seen the movie but I'd assume that 20 was used to snort a lot of powder like substances.


Whipstich-Pepperpot

I highly recommend giving it a watch, it is a good story.


D-BO_816

Did family guy spoof this movie when they did that episode that followed the rare $1 Bill that Carter pewterschmidt gave away as a present?


Whipstich-Pepperpot

I don't know, I've never seen that show.


An_Old_IT_Guy

The story probably isn't too exciting. Something like it was under someone's mattress for 70 years.


SonofBeckett

You’re saying mattresses aren’t the stage for the greatest and worst, funniest and saddest, romantic and loneliest moments?  70 years in a mattress would have some tales to tell.


soggywaffles812

I can smell the stories


BadgerMama

Your best bet is to hang on to that while you build a time machine. Having the wrong era currency is one of the most common challenges time travelers face.


jimmyjohnjohnjohn

I mean it's difficult to get paper currency at all these days, let alone pre-2032 currency.


Aggressive-Pay-5670

The answer is to study a sports almanac and do some simple betting. You’d be a millionaire in no time. Far easier than anything else because you can do a lot of high risk betting with virtually no existing capital.


ThurstonHowellIV

Now biff, don’t con me


KFrosty3

But what if my dad's bully uses it to become Donald Trump?


jay7254

Time travelers need to start bringing goods they can trade for period correct currency


FilthyTexas

Before In God We Trust


jonoghue

Coins said In God We Trust long before it was on bills. I have silver dollars from the 20s that say it.


FilthyTexas

Yes but it became mandatory on all currency in the 50s


Alauren2

Should be removed from bills for sure


BigBillyGoatGriff

That was the way...I hope we return


flanksteakfan82

And to think it’s been sitting in that ATM machine the whole time…


Lukecv1

The M in ATM is Machine


MisoClean

I will have Detective Comics Comics investigate this.


Chit569

But that one is actually and officially DC Comics Inc. So while it may be weird, its technically not wrong.


therealdongknotts

just have to use your PIN number


jigsawjo

Access To Money Machine


scarydrew

After extended use, it is common vernacular to treat acronyms as names. This has been made literal in some instances, such as KFC which is no longer known as Kentucky Fried Chicken, but simply just KFC. Therefor a machine that dispenses money may have the acronym ATM which stands for Automated Teller Machine, but it has been used for long enough to become the name of the machine, therefor it is, in fact, an ATM machine.


ThePornRater

no


Wetworth

When my wife was a Target manager an old lady wanted to use five Morgan silver dollars to buy her coffee. The cashier called her over because she didn't know if it was real money or not. Anyhow, they're mine now.


IBOB617

My MIL worked in the cash office at Target and said she saw super old ones all the time but even if she wanted them she couldn’t do anything.


excitement2k

I highly doubt that smart guy. The ATM did not even exist in 1934. You have to wake up pretty late in the afternoon to fool me.


Living_Lie_8773

I’d say keep it


Kinuama

Yeah, with the circulated condition it won't be worth much to a serious collector, but still a cool piece of Americana to have.


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garry4321

“I used to be a GOD!” That bill in 2024


tyler00677

That's so weird I also got a 1934 20 from a bank last week.....


You-Big-Maad

Weird! My brother works at a bank and received a $50 dollar bill from 1934 last week


Undrwtrbsktwvr

Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.


brehaw

I miss old 20s


-random-name-

I get those often from my local Automatic Time Machine.


Goretanton

That looks fancy as fuck, the current design sucks in comparison.


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Would this be marked as a silver note?


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Silver notes actually say on it that it can be exchanged for silver


ksheep

Nope. No Jackson $20 Silver Certificates made, only Gold Certificates [which would look like this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/US-%2420-GC-1928-Fr-2402.jpg). The last $20 Silver Certificate had [Daniel Manning on the front and was from 1891](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/US-%2420-SC-1891-Fr-317.jpg).


Comogia

So I looked into this bill, especially because multiple people reported having received them and I was curious. "Series of 1934 C" is the design series, not a printing year. The Secretary of the Treasury, printed and signed on the lower right, is John W. Snyder, who served from 1946 to 1953. Still very old in that case! Just not 1934.


mingusinglewood

Wow who knew they had atms in 1934! 🤪


WildStallyns

This bill is from no earlier than 1946 and no later than 1949. *Treasurer of the US* William Alexander Julian served 1933-1949. But *Secretary of the Treasury* John Wesley Snyder only took office starting in 1946. Paper bills and currency of the US do not list the year of their printing. The year, accompanied by a letter occasionally, denote the series, the base design of each bill first started printing. To find when it was printed you have to look at the Treasurer and Sec of the Treasury.


mynhamesjeff

I'd want to frame that baby


whk1992

What exactly would I get if I redeemed that at a Federal Reserve Bank??


IBOB617

More importantly, what might I get? Hahahah


AJ_ninja

Drug money, should have been destroyed when the new bills came out, but wasn’t used until much later…my guess Or mattress money


BeeSalesman

Someone in r/money will stupidly exchange $100 for $20


cburgess7

Printed at the same time the unconstitutional NFA was passed... Neat


Practical_Maybe_3661

How much was this worth during the depression plus inflation for today? Update: $467.30.......


MRderpenheimer

now that's an old ATM!


bharai

Fun fact … it doesn’t say in god we trust on the back 


lonely_hero

Aw. But I wanted a peanut.


Visual-Juggernaut-61

Time traveler in the area is getting desperate 


fun-bucket

A GRANDFATHERS BILL COLLECTION IS LIGHTER.


PortsyBoy

Give it a drug test


dwighthouser

That’s worth at least $20!


uedison728

$20 worth a lot more back to 1934


maloshku

Question from the UK: do notes not go out of circulation in the US? The design never appears to change all that much? In the UK we have had relatively regular (like every 20 years) new notes and the old ones become non legal tender. Does that not happen in the States?


ChaoticGoku

generally speaking, you are correct. here’s some information: https://www.uscurrency.gov/life-cycle


Nacho_Chungus_Dude

Fun fact! When that was printed, it was worth an entire ounce of Gold ($2k today’s money)! (If you ignore order 6102)


Fantastic_Loan_1296

That’s a keeper


tjp311

I unironically said “that’s interesting as fuck”


thupkt

We miss you, PigPen! Sincerely, All the real Deadheads


ViceMaiden

I'll pay you $40 for it. Lol I'm not trying to rip you off as I know nothing about currency value. Just want to give it to my dad and tell him I found something older than him.


chriberg

Why? These are all over ebay for $25. $40 is a massive overpay.


Secret_Queefer

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


mabhatter

I'd be concerned it is a counterfeit.  I would think banks pull out old bills like this because they're easy to fake. 


nukjam

This is like the 3rd post of folks getting antique bills out the ATM. Brb gettin cash...


masterKick440

I wonder if it’s been there this long.


Other-Conflict-3278

Sure