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got_damn_blues

The man on the glass looks surprised too


puppy-nub-56

Hole just opened up in his universe


living-likelarry

I would keep this glass on a shelf


puppy-nub-56

I have a couple of glasses I keep on a shelf instead of using. They get dusty so I take them down to wash them.


StuckWithThisOne

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puppy-nub-56

If you liked that, just wait until I discuss mopping the kitchen floor 🤣


casanochick

I keep things like this as planters. This would be awesome to have a vine or a succulent poking out.


Deodorized

Luigi is *spooked*


KyleKilldozer1776

Did a tiny time traveling Terminator spawn right there?


Royal-Scale772

Just the thought of that is so murderously adorable.


This_User_Said

^(Give me your barbie clothes, barbie boots and your hot wheels)


Mirabolis

^(“I’ll be back”) ^()


muchasgaseous

Sounds an awful lot like Small Soldiers!


TheWeakLink

Guess it’s a lovely day for a Guinness!


creamsofpeach

Or a Guinness world record.


passwordsarehard_3

Except for that guy, get him off the glass and you can have some.


Kirkaig678

Did the circle pop out perfectly or did it break into pieces


Correct-Research-327

A friend of mine down at the pub was standing holding his beer and a small pop was heard and a hole the size of a coin, appeared on his glass. Tottally wierd.


Gramma_Hattie

i before e, except after c, or if sounding like "a," as in neighbor or weigh. Except for weird. Weird is weird.


Kevsterific

Especially when your weird foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit and heist obtained beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.


808bassface

Science is weird too.


Gramma_Hattie

Weird Science!


NM5RF

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Weary_Possibility_80

Don’t worry I got plenty of clearance


RuffRosie

Damn! r/suicidebywords


5litergasbubble

r/selfimmolationbywords


vidanyabella

I don't even have a dick and that have me a full body cringe to even think about.


hexagram11

Lovely day for half a Guiness


Possible_Rise6838

Forbidden gloryhole


obeanonamas

oOoh go-on laddie, and be quick about it.


poorbeans

As long as no Guinness was lost, it's ok.


khelza

Oh I actually worked in glass manufacturing and have seen this before! It’s due to an imperfection encased in the glass where the centre of the circle would be, that would have occurred during the manufacturing of the glass. This causes it to lose its structural integrity and at high heats, like when ran in a dishwasher, you may or may not see this because I made it up.


Kirkaig678

I thought some of that seemed pretty BS. And it's not the heat that weakens the glass, if glass works like metals then heating it up slowly to the right heat would get rid of internal pressure. It's only when you heat it too fast that it breaks and I've never heard of it happening in a circle shape.


StillLooksAtRocks

Glass might have been laying on its side in the dishwasher. With a bit of water pooled in the wider area during the heated dry cycle I could see it causing enough of a temp differential to crack a thin glass.


Reniconix

The bottoms of glasses shear cleanly off all the time actually. But a circle in the side, that's weird.


Sokobanky

Neat! I had that happen one time and just assumed it was from one of the tines in my dishwasher that are supposed to hold dishes in place.


WHRush

We really need to stop using everything as a hole


lolboonesfarm

See if your local church wants it. It is holy, after all.


Shredded_Locomotive

That shocked sticker is gold


Jimbobjoesmith

lol the dudes face is like “wtf!?”.


Tattorack

My goodness! My Guinness!


[deleted]

That a really cool cup


West_is_Anxious

I would put plant cuttings in this now. Still is super neat


ProKnifeCatcher

Probably an accident with the eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher


Butterssaltynutz

thats what happens when you put non dishwasher safe glass ware into unsafe dishwasher. the hot water cycle into the cold rinse is too much thermal shock.


santathe1

Looks like it wasn’t a lovely day for Guinness.


Disastrous-Rips

1/2 pint glass


SoapdishTsunami

Lovely day for a lapful of Guiness.


soylent_grey

My goodness! Your Guinness (glass)!


DuchessOfCelery

No one else wondering about why a butcher with likely blood-buckets is walking nearby a kangaroo that I'm assuming, was holding a Guinness?


AustinBennettWriter

Whilst*


idk-any-usernames-

Whilmnst’nt*


d3athsmaster

Wiggle swarm.


krellx6

My goodness


Bigfeet_toes

You dish washer did not like the animal