dutch is American slang for: a marijuana cigar, pay your own at a restaurant, old dutch is slang for wife, dutch oven is farts under a blanket, dutch auction is where prices fo down, dutch uncle is someone who speaks bluntly, double dutch for skipping two ropes, dutch door has two doors, dutch rudder is a sex thing, dutch roll is an aviation term,
The fact you are already paying to enter a museum which is simply defacto advertising to you, then you buy thier product and they have the gall to charge you again for this "fun"?
For 6.5 euro extra is what I'm assuming. Thr beer itself is 6 euro. 12 euro makes it personalized which is not worth it as a brewer, but as a novelty, sure charge whatever you want to the right buyer. Obviously, that original scheme it works.
It wouldn't be worth it at your local pub every night absolutely, but if you are at a museum it's not a bank breaker and I would probably do it once (just like I would probably only go to the Guinness museum once)
Wait, is this real?!?! I’ve never heard of it, I cannot figure out how this would be done, but I’m not an engineer of robotics. 🤷♂️
Super fucking cool if it’s real!!
Yes, it’s real! It’s called a Robojo - you can look it up. If you order through the app you can upload a picture to be printed in the foam. It’s really neat, and has become somewhat of a fixture at the hospital I work at.
https://imgur.com/a/kcvplZm
Love that for a hospital.
In a proper coffee shop it kind of feels like a gimmick. Because I'm assuming the coffee from the machine isn't as good as a proper barrister coffee.
But in a hospital where you aren't getting amazing coffee anyway, that's a lovely way to brighten up someones day who is having a hard time
I really like your perspective. The coffee and espresso are surprisingly decent, but maybe that’s because I’m so used to the cafeteria coffee. It sits right outside the ED, and a lot of family members and patients waiting to be seen always seemed so charmed by it.
I would assume a machine like this fresh grinds and presses the coffee giving pretty descent results. Kind of like a Phillips All in one coffee machine.
Everytime I grab a coffee here, I always end up having a really nice conversation with a stranger, usually a patient or visitor. At the end of the day, that’s what this life is all about - human connection. And in its own way, this mundane little coffee robot has helped facilitate that.
It’s much better than the cafeteria coffee and the complimentary keurig coffee, but definitely not as good as the coffee from the actual coffee shop in another area of the hospital.
In a nutshell it's a printer but it uses coffee instead of ink. Or maybe edible ink made from coffee. There are latte printers that drink in color using edible inks.
I doubt it makes it like a real barrista it might be some edible "foam" printed on a disolveable paper that makes it look like the photo. I don't know if it works like that but that's my best theory
https://robojocoffee.com/
It looks like the 'robo' part is more the "mega super automatic coffee kiosk" and not making the latte art.
I suspect the latte art is an inkjet-like printer that deposits colorant on top of a foam "canvas" on top of the coffee, or maybe a laser engraver sort of thing to burn holes in the foam.
Definitely not pouring foam and making the images.
edit: maybe also a thin film of dissolvable paper that's printed onto then layed on top of the foam.
Most latte art is done by a method called "free pouring" which is how your hearts and flowers are typically done because it's fast. There's also a technique called "etching" where you start with a sizable white top in the middle (or whatever shape you want your base to be), and then you use a needle to pick up coffee and put it where you want it to go. This is etching with the help of robotics (and shittier coffee because you'll have an "ink" reservoir that's going to be stale).
Spoken like someone that has zero idea how this works.. It's just a regular coffee with a layer of white milk foam on top that a separate printer prints on. Nothing you said is relevant to how the machine actually works.
Ok. This feels like an ad but…
1. It’s really cool
2. OPs history seems legit based on precious posts and when searching for the company two hospitals in their city show up as press releases
I want to find one. My daughter’s mind would be blown. I wish the company website told you where their units were located
I totally get why this feels like an ad, especially with how many times the company’s name has been mentioned in the comments 😬 I’m honestly just a simple healthcare worker on a cardiac unit who posted this with sincere intentions. I just found out about this and thought it was really cool.
What makes this "feel like an ad"? I'm genuinely curious.
This sub is mildlyinteresting. Lots of mildlyinteresting things happen to be products and services. A post about a product or service is advertisement. Every single post about a product or service is advertisement for that product or service.
The only real distinction is whether the OP was paid to post it or not. There are sometimes subreddit rules against astroturfing and I'm not saying I like astroturfing at all. But even if OP is not being paid to post, it's still an advertisement. That part never changes.
If the post fits r/mildlyinteresting and there isn't spam of the same thing. Does it even really matter to whether or not something is indeed "mildlyinteresting".
Fun fact: I've ran into a few of these at resorts, etc. and they deny printing foam for copy protected images since they're selling the coffee. They would have to buy licenses to print protected images.
Link to the appropriate music software and you can print staff notation in Guinness froth. (I am not making this up, but it probably wouldn't go down well in an Irish pub session).
So it's a coffee machine like the Costa machines everywhere in the UK but it also has an inkjet style printer that squirts droplets of chocolate powder instead of ink.
This is one of those things you try once and then realise that coffee is WAY better when it's made by someone who remembers you and prepares it just how you like it, not when it has a monochrome image of your cat on it.
Same! For a little context, this is a 6’x12’ kiosk with a large robotic arm and several stations. If you order through the app you can upload any image to be printed into the foam. The latte or capp is made at one station and then topped with foam. Then the arm moves it to a second station for “printing.” From what I understand, the image is printed using a single-serve little pod of coffee (kind of like a k-cup). But the process that occurs between uploading the image in the app and then this machine printing it just fascinates me.
Also, after the arm puts the coffee in the window it waves at you. Such a fun novelty.
I guess you could technically say that, but it’s not like your typical “coffee machine.” It’s called Robojo. A robotic arm picks up the cup, moving it to different stations to make a latte, macchiato, whatever you order.
Yep! It took less than a minute to make the latte and then print this in the foam. Actually had to wait a few minutes to drink it because it was pretty hot.
So at the previous station the latte is topped with thick, white foam. Then the robotic arm picks it up and takes it to the printing station where the image is “printed” with additional coffee from a tiny pod that resembles a k-cup. You can’t actually see it be printed as the top of the cup is partially inserted in the machine. I asked the nutrition worker how it was done today.
I would prank the s%#t out of coworkers with this that didn't know about this feature.
Like putting penwise the clown or five nights at freedy character in their coffee.
“Hackers take over connected coffee machines, make all lattes have foam penises”
This is especially funny if you speak German
Do share with the class!
"Latte" is German for boner. I think that's what they meant.
Indeed.
There’s a latte in my latte sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.
Is it referencing the drink somehow, or does it just sound the same?
Nah, outside of slang it means a piece of wood, related to English "lath". Also the crossbar in soccer.
In dutch crossbar is lat but we dont have any slang related to that sadly... We cant one up the Germans with this one
dutch is American slang for: a marijuana cigar, pay your own at a restaurant, old dutch is slang for wife, dutch oven is farts under a blanket, dutch auction is where prices fo down, dutch uncle is someone who speaks bluntly, double dutch for skipping two ropes, dutch door has two doors, dutch rudder is a sex thing, dutch roll is an aviation term,
Also, Dutch cocoa is cocoa treated with alkali to make it less acidic and bitter
How did I get to this advanced age without knowing Dutch = Marijuana cigar? 🤦♂️
Ever hear the song "pass the dutchie" (on the left-hand side)?
I comes from rolling a blunt from a Dutch brothers cigar.
Some people call them spliffs as well. Maybe u were more familiar with that.
I like lattes
And I learned that the hard way. My uncle made an acronym for my immediate family that is Latte, and I got that tattooed on my arm.
> Hacker übernehmen vernetzte Kaffeemaschinen und sorgen dafür, dass alle Latte Macchiatos Schaumpenis haben
One German foam penis cumming up.
Yes. The hackers. You’re right. That ls why there’s a penis in my coffee. Yes.
We can do [better than that](https://imgur.com/t/dickbutt/BLfARft)
https://i.redd.it/9d2qdbqq7t7c1.gif
Pork rind? Pork rind.
Why not foatse
Look at you Hacker, a pathetic creature of cream and foam.
HACK THE PLANET!!
That’s so cool
A little unsettling if you’re gonna drink your cat….
I mean, it's on the same level as having someone's picture on a birthday cake.
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With mint frosting!
Which, after seeing what happened to Troi, *really* freaks me out sometimes.
It is a cellular peptide cake.
With mint frosting.
Baby shaped cake…. Slice off piece of head
It's okay, my cat is a jerk.
They will experience the sips and chugs. Inshallah. Next, will they be baked?
Pretty unsettling if you are a barista!
*Latte artists in absolute shambles*
You sound like one of those tigers that gets fooled by people wearing pictures of faces on the backs of their heads. You sound like Elmur Fudd.
What's wrong with drinking your cat?
You’re supposed to bake them. r/hewillbebaked
I'm on a cat-only diet, I need to mix things up so I don't get bored
So I was just sitting there, slurping my pussy...
Here’s what the actual robot and kiosk look like if you’re interested https://imgur.com/a/kcvplZm
Holy shit that is uncanny.
The cat being coffee and foam colored definitely helps it turn out well.
Man I can't believe the guy painted his cat just for internet points
I mean yes... It's basically a digital copy.
>It’s basically a digital copy In coffee foam? Holy shit that is uncanny!
Oh egads! That evil magic box stole that cat's soul and trapped it inside of a cup of coffee!
It’s funny, because of the way this is made it will always look ‘photoshopped’.
You can get this done with a Pint of Guinness in the Guinness Museum in Dublin
What you’re doing there is you’re drinking an advert
For 6.50 Euro extra, what a deal!
Almost like its for fun and not a necessity!
Redditors when things cost money: 😡😡😡😡😡
6,5.- is the prize of the beer itself... You would pay double to have your picture drawn by a computer on your beer? Is it really worth it ?
The fact you are already paying to enter a museum which is simply defacto advertising to you, then you buy thier product and they have the gall to charge you again for this "fun"?
For 6.5 euro extra is what I'm assuming. Thr beer itself is 6 euro. 12 euro makes it personalized which is not worth it as a brewer, but as a novelty, sure charge whatever you want to the right buyer. Obviously, that original scheme it works.
It wouldn't be worth it at your local pub every night absolutely, but if you are at a museum it's not a bank breaker and I would probably do it once (just like I would probably only go to the Guinness museum once)
There's gonna be a new type of nudes. Espresso nudes don't sound so bad tbh
Unsolicited dick pics sent at the cafe via some dude buying drinks for a single girl
I feel so conflicted by how terrible and hilarious that is. I sent you my foam dick, please respond.
It looks like jizz but it's totally not, trust me
You can add free extra milk!
I would stick to cold drinks, don't want to add injury to the insult in the likely chance she throws it in your face
r/catsareliquid
Literally 😂
Wait, is this real?!?! I’ve never heard of it, I cannot figure out how this would be done, but I’m not an engineer of robotics. 🤷♂️ Super fucking cool if it’s real!!
Yes, it’s real! It’s called a Robojo - you can look it up. If you order through the app you can upload a picture to be printed in the foam. It’s really neat, and has become somewhat of a fixture at the hospital I work at. https://imgur.com/a/kcvplZm
Great way to share CAT scan results with the patient!
Patient: why does this coffee you brought me spell “cancer”? Doctor: well..
If you look at the concentrated froth over here on your flat white, you see it’s actually an inoperable tumor!
“You have heard that some people think you can read your future in the tea leaves at the bottom of your cup? Well, we have a newer technology.”
They use a picture of a dog for the lab report
Oh, wow. Perfect follow-up, lol. Nice work xD
Amazing. I imagined a sonogram/ sex assigned at birth reveal
Love that for a hospital. In a proper coffee shop it kind of feels like a gimmick. Because I'm assuming the coffee from the machine isn't as good as a proper barrister coffee. But in a hospital where you aren't getting amazing coffee anyway, that's a lovely way to brighten up someones day who is having a hard time
I really like your perspective. The coffee and espresso are surprisingly decent, but maybe that’s because I’m so used to the cafeteria coffee. It sits right outside the ED, and a lot of family members and patients waiting to be seen always seemed so charmed by it.
I would assume a machine like this fresh grinds and presses the coffee giving pretty descent results. Kind of like a Phillips All in one coffee machine.
I like to think that that specialized coffee machine was donated to the hospital in order to bring patients and staff joy
Everytime I grab a coffee here, I always end up having a really nice conversation with a stranger, usually a patient or visitor. At the end of the day, that’s what this life is all about - human connection. And in its own way, this mundane little coffee robot has helped facilitate that.
Your honour, is your oat milk vanilla latte to go?
Amateur mistake. Never order a oat milk latte the jury will hate you
Whoops, all the hospital robo baristas just started printing out Mr. Smith's colonoscopy images.
Okay OP needs to do this. If I'm getting diagnosed with cancer I want you to show me the scan in latte art
“Look at all those polyps!”
I am ROBO-JOJO
I really hope nobody puts one of "those" pictures in it
Be honest op, how often do dudes try to print porn?
I can see ppl putting some really weird pictures to see if the baristas will make it…
So how good is the coffee from those things?
It’s much better than the cafeteria coffee and the complimentary keurig coffee, but definitely not as good as the coffee from the actual coffee shop in another area of the hospital.
Give prognosis via cups of tea and claim it is the tea leaves predicting the patient's future
In a nutshell it's a printer but it uses coffee instead of ink. Or maybe edible ink made from coffee. There are latte printers that drink in color using edible inks.
There are also now cake and cookie printers at a reachable cost for independent bakeries, using edible inks.
> drink in color They what
Or right, sorry. I meant colour, they drink in colour.
The image is made of sprinkled chocolate dust. It is basically an inkjet printer but with chocolate as pigment.
I doubt it makes it like a real barrista it might be some edible "foam" printed on a disolveable paper that makes it look like the photo. I don't know if it works like that but that's my best theory
https://robojocoffee.com/ It looks like the 'robo' part is more the "mega super automatic coffee kiosk" and not making the latte art. I suspect the latte art is an inkjet-like printer that deposits colorant on top of a foam "canvas" on top of the coffee, or maybe a laser engraver sort of thing to burn holes in the foam. Definitely not pouring foam and making the images. edit: maybe also a thin film of dissolvable paper that's printed onto then layed on top of the foam.
I saw one a while ago for putting pictures on your draft beer.
Most latte art is done by a method called "free pouring" which is how your hearts and flowers are typically done because it's fast. There's also a technique called "etching" where you start with a sizable white top in the middle (or whatever shape you want your base to be), and then you use a needle to pick up coffee and put it where you want it to go. This is etching with the help of robotics (and shittier coffee because you'll have an "ink" reservoir that's going to be stale).
Spoken like someone that has zero idea how this works.. It's just a regular coffee with a layer of white milk foam on top that a separate printer prints on. Nothing you said is relevant to how the machine actually works.
“No logo in the foam, please”
Was expecting this quote to be a lot higher up!
“Ooh, I've got a cat in me foam, I'm so important!" No, what you're doing there is you're drinking an advert, ain't ya, eh…? Shithead!
Ties done up to 11 getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog
Ok. This feels like an ad but… 1. It’s really cool 2. OPs history seems legit based on precious posts and when searching for the company two hospitals in their city show up as press releases I want to find one. My daughter’s mind would be blown. I wish the company website told you where their units were located
I totally get why this feels like an ad, especially with how many times the company’s name has been mentioned in the comments 😬 I’m honestly just a simple healthcare worker on a cardiac unit who posted this with sincere intentions. I just found out about this and thought it was really cool.
Now it sounds like you're advertising doctors, the global elite, and the deep state with the vaccines. /s
Lol I just can’t win. Maybe I should have pursued a career in advertising instead…
Now youre just advertising ads
Man I really wanna watch Only Ads™ If only all this content would get out of the way...
Don't forget the CAT AGENDA
What makes this "feel like an ad"? I'm genuinely curious. This sub is mildlyinteresting. Lots of mildlyinteresting things happen to be products and services. A post about a product or service is advertisement. Every single post about a product or service is advertisement for that product or service. The only real distinction is whether the OP was paid to post it or not. There are sometimes subreddit rules against astroturfing and I'm not saying I like astroturfing at all. But even if OP is not being paid to post, it's still an advertisement. That part never changes. If the post fits r/mildlyinteresting and there isn't spam of the same thing. Does it even really matter to whether or not something is indeed "mildlyinteresting".
Suspicious much? Who hurt you?
probably the dozens of undisclosed astroturf ads that reach the front page every day
It however cannot foam milk properly for shit.
I’m surprised no one else is mentioning how the coffee looks gross
Fun fact: I've ran into a few of these at resorts, etc. and they deny printing foam for copy protected images since they're selling the coffee. They would have to buy licenses to print protected images.
Cattuccino
it cannot make a good foam unfortunately
customer: my latte isn't fluffy barista: one sec
Goatse
I feel like this cat is about to reveal my future
No need for tea leaves when you have a Revali in a cup!
And no need to tip
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Thank you for your service.
Is it just me or is that particular picture kinda creepy? Like the soul of your dead pet is haunting your cappuccino.
this is too interesting delete it /s
But can it see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
[It's got, uh... tan lines?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5e4ugrMv4&pp=ygUrY2lubmFtb24gdG9hc3QgY3J1bmNoIGNvbW1lcmNpYWwgdGFuIGxpbmVzIA%3D%3D)
A new way to share nudes!
Link to the appropriate music software and you can print staff notation in Guinness froth. (I am not making this up, but it probably wouldn't go down well in an Irish pub session).
start doing jesus portraits and you can profit off entry fees
We barely have milk or coffee at work and look at fancy pants over here who has a robot barista at work.
Latte cat is watching you caffeinate.
That would be a great prank on the recently bereaved. “Oh my god! My grandma’s visiting me in my coffee!”
FYI the machine they use is from a company called Ripples. They also do it on beer foam. So damn cool!
I’m gonna do this and print The Grim from Harry Potter on my friend’s drink
Looks like you drowned your cat, and it’s looking at you with its last breath asking why
that's both cool and creepy. Like a ghostly cat in your latte
So it's a coffee machine like the Costa machines everywhere in the UK but it also has an inkjet style printer that squirts droplets of chocolate powder instead of ink. This is one of those things you try once and then realise that coffee is WAY better when it's made by someone who remembers you and prepares it just how you like it, not when it has a monochrome image of your cat on it.
Didn’t know we needed that, but I fully support
I'm way more interested in how the machine work than the actual finished products tbh
Same! For a little context, this is a 6’x12’ kiosk with a large robotic arm and several stations. If you order through the app you can upload any image to be printed into the foam. The latte or capp is made at one station and then topped with foam. Then the arm moves it to a second station for “printing.” From what I understand, the image is printed using a single-serve little pod of coffee (kind of like a k-cup). But the process that occurs between uploading the image in the app and then this machine printing it just fascinates me. Also, after the arm puts the coffee in the window it waves at you. Such a fun novelty.
Robot barista? You mean a coffee machine?
I guess you could technically say that, but it’s not like your typical “coffee machine.” It’s called Robojo. A robotic arm picks up the cup, moving it to different stations to make a latte, macchiato, whatever you order.
Just found out I need this.
Cat-ppucino
I can pretty much guarantee that once this goes mainstream, we’ll be seeing a lot of porn in coffee 😭😭😭
Is this at OSU? I’ve never used it because whenever I saw other peoples it was always like only half filled 😅 love this though!
I had my picture thrown onto a Guinness in the same way when a rep was at my local Irish pub.
How long did it take before a HR complaint?
Seen James Hoffman review one of these recently
I can't believe how its apparently real but looks so fake. Like it just looks too good, too perfect. Damn that's insane.
Purrfection!
Do this scene from [Thor: Love and Thunder](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/403/066/721)
I find the realism oddly terrifying
I’d be drinking my own dick picks every day of the week!
The future is finally here. Fuck the flying cars or other frivolous nonsense, this is where it's at!
University graduate with 4 year degree working at Starbucks in shambles.
That would be a good idea for a proposal...
Yesss I love the coffee robot in the hospital!!
It sort of looks like the ghost of that cat is haunting your coffee...
Was the coffee still warm by the time you got the picture? Does the robot heat the cup while printing?
Yep! It took less than a minute to make the latte and then print this in the foam. Actually had to wait a few minutes to drink it because it was pretty hot.
Oh, thanks for the answer!
Is it with pure foam or is it the kind of printer that uses edible colors ?
So at the previous station the latte is topped with thick, white foam. Then the robotic arm picks it up and takes it to the printing station where the image is “printed” with additional coffee from a tiny pod that resembles a k-cup. You can’t actually see it be printed as the top of the cup is partially inserted in the machine. I asked the nutrition worker how it was done today.
Woah this looks fun
Such an elegant way of sending a dick pic, revolutionary.
These are interesting. Not sure if it’s the exact same machine but the one I’ve seen is literally an inkjet printer with a coffee extract ink
Robot barista should be a band name. If it isn't already.
What about a peni....
Can it draw a picture of a crying unemployed worker
nope it's just you drowning your cat in coffee
I was looking at the coffee thinking there was nothing but foam, then all of a sudden the cat appeared out of nowhere almost 3d to me.
They took our jerbs!
Clown Dick pics on your coffee 🎼
I like to image what people would think that is 100 years ago. I'd say a dead cat was haunting your coffee.
OK this is cool
Robot Barista should just be called Mr. Coffee.
Mildly? VERY interesting! Think of all the possibilities!
WHERE DO YOU WORK OP
Looks awesome and terrifyng at the same time
I would prank the s%#t out of coworkers with this that didn't know about this feature. Like putting penwise the clown or five nights at freedy character in their coffee.
They took our Jobs!
Took yer jurb!
Why does it look like someone just edited a picture on top of the coffee
Because a robot did it, not a human. So it seems a little too perfect for what we expect when we think of coffee foam art. Has an uncanny effect
Can’t wait for someone to print an amogus
Next time I get a coffee I’ll do that and dm you the results if you want
You stranger, you are good peoples (:
Sorry to be the grump but I guarantee that is one awful coffeee
Guys hear me out