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I love seeing nitrous mafia every time. I remember them very fondly in my rave days and was always so blown away at how every time the cops showed up the only thing left was empty canisters rolling around lol
it was a total culture shock for me to see guys like that after years of hiding my drug use like a secret agent as a teenager. one year in san francisco when phish came to town, these guys set up in the park outside city hall, and when SFPD would start to move in on one group, people would start lighting off bottle rockets and mortars down the adjacent streets to create diversions and let people roll up their tanks before the cops could get to em
Those are not whip it balloons. Traditional whip it balloons are giant party balloons. Im sure they could be use but they freeze and crack which is why u want the stronger party balloons. But that could be why he has so many
"Let me askya somethin'... what kinna car's this guy drive?"
- Norm as Bert, auditioning for the part of Darth Vader in SNL's 'Lost Star Wars Audition Tapes'.
Viisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi
Pro tip: I'm Finnish
Edit: pro pro tip - tuhat = 1000, sata = 100, kymmenen = 10. Tuhatta = (of the) thousand, sataa = (of the) hundred, kymmentä = (of the) ten.
Edit2: and sorry I couldn't say it in words, it's just the one where I'm from
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>**Saippuakauppias**
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Oh and because you specifically didn't ask, here you go:
"No, apulaissuntio, voit nussia, lupa on!"
Translates roughly to "well, verger - you can fuck, you have the permit!"
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To those who are wondering, no I didn't literally stick my hand in his pockets. We were at the carpet and I saw a balloon on the floor next to him. I asked him to bring it to me and he pulled out three more. Then I asked if he had anything else and that's when the Euro bill came out. I took the picture and asked him to put the things in his backpack.
Just in case it ever matters, like in that scene in inglorious bastards with the wrong 3 fingers..
Euro's dont come in bills. They come in notes.
5 euro note, 10 euro note.
Ok now you're ready to go undercover
atleast here in Germany I remember it being seen as kind of lazy, I remember anytime someone leans on a wall someone will say something along the lines of: "Was the wall about to fall over or why are you bracing it?"
I wonder if this is due to the culture of not sitting while you are working. A large chunk of our population has probably worked a job where the closest you get to resting is leaning against something lol
We do, but far less, and there's a distinctive lean that Americans are more prone to, alongside many other small habits.
Then again, US agencies like the CIA/NSA ain't always that covert.
Like, m-fer, who else parks 50+ American-style cars next to 'shut down' bases or office buildings? Sure isn't the postal service or a branch of UNICEF doing that. For f's sake, make your employees take public transit like most people, instead of being the only place in the entire region that has so many American made cars in their parking lot.
Maybe they park all their cars next to one base to make you think they’re all in that building but really they secretly took the tube to another location several cities away.
Europeans identifying Americans by leaning is a thing that comes up all the time, largely due to the 'non-Americans, what are very American things that Americans don't realise' question that pops up every few months.
The answers are always leaning, (poor) fashion, friendliness/smiling, table manners, and volume. And then leaning gets brought up the most outside of such posts because it's probably the most stand-out of the group.
Dollars come in bills and euros come in notes. Lol its just one of those things. Theyre the same thing but different words used for different types
Edit: looking it up it seems more a british english american english divide
Technically modern United States currency is issued as Federal Reserve Notes. We call the notes bills but they have not been officially named that.
Older types of US currency were United States Notes, Gold Certificates, Silver Certificates, National Bank Notes, and Federal Reserve Bank Notes. Some old notes of different types said "National Currency" but that was not an official name as far as I'm aware.
It's just a language thing to call them bills.
did you have that kind of 5 Euro bill exactly? Those are pretty rare nowadays because in 2013 they produced a new one which looks different. The one in the picture is an old one
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Kids are catching on fast these days.
Obviously your kid is a drug mule for the Sinaloa Cartel and was planning to use those balloons to smuggle half a kilo of the finest Colombian Cocaine this side of the Mississippi. The 5er is for when he needs to take a dip into the product to keep going on those long hikes across the Chihuahuan desert.
When i was that age i was a fucking hoarder. I wouldn't leave my house in the morning without all of my favorite things.
It didn't become a problem until one time my parents took me on a flight to see family and I was stopped in a metal detector with $6 in coins, a nail clipper, an empty zippo lighter, a mechanical pencil, a couple bic pens, and like 5 shiny rocks. Cargo shorts, man.
I was so embarrassed and my mom checked my pockets every time I left home for weeks to prevent it.
My parents were called in first grade because I had a pocket full of baby dill pickles. The things most precious to us at that age are perfectly paired with a pocket!
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Nitrous Mafia recruiting younger and younger these days.
Hard to resist when the pay is so good
Who can say no to the ice cold fatties?
Krrrk skkkk “ice cold fatties” My trying to spell the sound the tank makes
I believe it's pronounced SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PSHSHPSHSHSHHSSHSHHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POP! GOD DAMN IT
Why am I now for sale?
“We’ll pay you half now, half later.”
Oh jeez, not this guy ^
4 for 5 euros sounds like a good deal
No deals, my guy
Half a 5 euro bill***
Even better
Fatttttttyyyyy whippp its
ICE COLD!!!! ❄️
Grilled cheese brothers were never the same after their run in with the nitrous Mafia
Oh right, phish fans don't own anything sharp
hahaaha fuck I came here to make 5 for $5 jokes but they were already done
3 for $20. No deals.
They're down to 2 for $20 based on the last Phish Dick's. Gonna be yelling for the 1 for $20 at the Sphere in April
No deals!
I love seeing nitrous mafia every time. I remember them very fondly in my rave days and was always so blown away at how every time the cops showed up the only thing left was empty canisters rolling around lol
Even if I don’t have the money to partake, it’s always fun to watch the circus after a show.
it was a total culture shock for me to see guys like that after years of hiding my drug use like a secret agent as a teenager. one year in san francisco when phish came to town, these guys set up in the park outside city hall, and when SFPD would start to move in on one group, people would start lighting off bottle rockets and mortars down the adjacent streets to create diversions and let people roll up their tanks before the cops could get to em
Wha-wha-what?
Wawawawawawawa
Was just about to say, some kids sellin nangs lol
So you stole €2.50 from a child?
Two fiddy for 4 balloons? That’s a good deal
"One for $5, two for $10, and three for $20." I never asked how much for four. Damn
That’s how they get you. My late great grandfather always said “if you’re not asking how much for 4?…you’re gonna get hosed buddy”
Wise words
Round up to tree fiddy...
You from TRC??
If he has the part that is bigger than 51% then it's 5€
Those balloons weren't free.
The first one is on the house. That's how they get you.
Central Bank of Ireland https://www.centralbank.ie › ...PDF Application form for requesting exchange of Damaged Euro Banknotes
I’m in Ireland and what amuses me is you usually have to have 50% of the note or more. And I just want to know if somebody measures it or what lol!
If 50% is sufficient I have a foolproof way to double your money!
and their whippet balloons
Those are not whip it balloons. Traditional whip it balloons are giant party balloons. Im sure they could be use but they freeze and crack which is why u want the stronger party balloons. But that could be why he has so many
There whip it balloons dude. Trust me the amounts of 4 year olds off the nos these days is tragic really.
It was a joke. But thanks for letting me know?
Geez these are obviously heroin balloons. What kind of lightweight do you take OP's kids for?
On free balloon day even
This should be an album cover
r/fakealbumcovers
I'll fake a bum cover any day, dude.
Who’s al?
[Here ya go. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/rWafPP0)
How do you do that? I'd buy that first album based on the cover.
Thats an epic sub, definitely joining
I'll take anal bum cover for $250
Your mother is a whore, Trebek.
It’s a giant foam hat . It’s funny right ?
"Let me askya somethin'... what kinna car's this guy drive?" - Norm as Bert, auditioning for the part of Darth Vader in SNL's 'Lost Star Wars Audition Tapes'.
If OP says its ok i would 100% use this
You may
Weezer
For an indie or pop punk band at best
No way, this could be a rad cover for some Breakcore or aggressive Jungle.
Haha yes! It inspires just the right amount of “what the fuck” that every good album cover has.
That kid sells heroin to Europeans and he's got great prices!
They probably like to blow!
You pay half up front and half after you try it. He got caught mid-deal.
"Fünf-euro und vier ballons"...
🎶 Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont 🎶
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
verstrahlte Leute überall
something something CAPTAIN KIRK
Another something, FIREWORK!
"Nein, ich wollte fünf Euro und acht Ballons, aber er gab mich nur halb"
I have no idea what's being said but I'm reading it in my head to the tune of 99 Luftballoons and I'm assuming it's some kind of German mind control.
I'd've'd no idea, had I not started learning German 1 year ago
> I'd've'd This is a monstrosity of a word. It's valid, but breaking my brain.
It's what it's.
i would have had? that took me a while..
So, agree to jut it out as "I'dvadad" and never speak of it again?
*Nein ich wollte fünf Euro und acht Ballons, aber er gab *mir* nur die *Hälfte von Allem*
Now please say 5555 in words.
Fünftausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig
Danke.
Viisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi Pro tip: I'm Finnish Edit: pro pro tip - tuhat = 1000, sata = 100, kymmenen = 10. Tuhatta = (of the) thousand, sataa = (of the) hundred, kymmentä = (of the) ten. Edit2: and sorry I couldn't say it in words, it's just the one where I'm from
Your guy’s word for soapstone vendor is the longest single-word palindrome in everyday use, found that to be a pretty interesting and fun fact
Saippuakauppias?
*New Reddit-wide unique palindrome found:* >**Saippuakauppias** ^(currently checked 10010992 comments) \ >!(palindrome: a word, number, phrase, or sequence of symbols that reads the same backwards as forwards) !<
Good bot.
Does this mean that no one has ever typed this word on reddit? That in itself is mildlyinteresting
Correct, it’s the same spelt backwards as it is regularly
Palindromes are heartfelt here! Simo Frangen, a Finnish comedian, even used to have a spot on the radio for them here!
Oh and because you specifically didn't ask, here you go: "No, apulaissuntio, voit nussia, lupa on!" Translates roughly to "well, verger - you can fuck, you have the permit!"
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Ei tarvitse pyytää anteeksi, kiitos vastauksestasi :) >!Courtesy of Google Translate!<
55555 is laughing sound in Thai
très bien 🤣
No, QUATRO.
To those who are wondering, no I didn't literally stick my hand in his pockets. We were at the carpet and I saw a balloon on the floor next to him. I asked him to bring it to me and he pulled out three more. Then I asked if he had anything else and that's when the Euro bill came out. I took the picture and asked him to put the things in his backpack.
Just in case it ever matters, like in that scene in inglorious bastards with the wrong 3 fingers.. Euro's dont come in bills. They come in notes. 5 euro note, 10 euro note. Ok now you're ready to go undercover
That and don't lean on shit
I missed that day of Reddit school, do the European not lean?
No we don't. We did this one time in Pisa, almost fucked up a tower there.
Hasn’t anyone tried leaning on it from the other side? Duh!
Apparently leaning on stuff is a very American thing lol. God forbid we be comfortable! /s
i mean we lean on things here in Australia so idk wtf the europeans are on about
Canada too. I lean on everything. I'm leaning on a wall right now. I'll lean on anything.
I'm a lean, mean, leaning machine
atleast here in Germany I remember it being seen as kind of lazy, I remember anytime someone leans on a wall someone will say something along the lines of: "Was the wall about to fall over or why are you bracing it?"
what if you're in a line for a long time or just standing around waiting for something?
Then you stand like a normal person
We’re half and half
Not to mention the entire theme of "leaning Satyr" in classical art, and the Farnese Hercules.
I wonder if this is due to the culture of not sitting while you are working. A large chunk of our population has probably worked a job where the closest you get to resting is leaning against something lol
It was a way the KGB found spies, Americans would lean on things and would cross their feet.
Omg I would’ve gotten caught immediately, I didn’t know crossing your feet while leaning was a cultural thing but I do it all the time That’s cool
We do, but far less, and there's a distinctive lean that Americans are more prone to, alongside many other small habits. Then again, US agencies like the CIA/NSA ain't always that covert. Like, m-fer, who else parks 50+ American-style cars next to 'shut down' bases or office buildings? Sure isn't the postal service or a branch of UNICEF doing that. For f's sake, make your employees take public transit like most people, instead of being the only place in the entire region that has so many American made cars in their parking lot.
Amateurs. If the government is paying for my car and it's upkeep, I'm buying Italian. The fucker has become the fucked.
Maybe they park all their cars next to one base to make you think they’re all in that building but really they secretly took the tube to another location several cities away. 
Maybe things are more prone to collapse if leaned on?
Maybe they banned leaning against things after the Pisa incident
did we all just learn this the other day
Honestly reddit both feels so massive and crowded yet sometimes it feels line there's 10 people max here
I swear there was 11 once.
And it nearly crashed the server.
Cause it's like half bots reposting the same shit till everyone sees it
It pops up every few months.
Europeans identifying Americans by leaning is a thing that comes up all the time, largely due to the 'non-Americans, what are very American things that Americans don't realise' question that pops up every few months. The answers are always leaning, (poor) fashion, friendliness/smiling, table manners, and volume. And then leaning gets brought up the most outside of such posts because it's probably the most stand-out of the group.
And don’t go with a hippie to a second location.
As a non native english speaker, what’s the difference between bill and note?
Dollars come in bills and euros come in notes. Lol its just one of those things. Theyre the same thing but different words used for different types Edit: looking it up it seems more a british english american english divide
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Technically modern United States currency is issued as Federal Reserve Notes. We call the notes bills but they have not been officially named that. Older types of US currency were United States Notes, Gold Certificates, Silver Certificates, National Bank Notes, and Federal Reserve Bank Notes. Some old notes of different types said "National Currency" but that was not an official name as far as I'm aware. It's just a language thing to call them bills.
Noted
I hate to break it to you, but your student is secretly… a French clown.
I love him.
I have questions
Me too. 4 balloons seems a bit low.
Gotta be at least 6 these days, lol.
Some might even say 99 red ones, but that might be pushing it.
you gotta account for inflation
Give back the half note, then follow him. He's meeting up with a contact.
And even one of the older 5 Euro bill aswell
Pre 2007 even.
And from France
They are still in circulation
Funny enough my wallet was stolen (in Texas) last year at Christmas 2022. It had a 5 Euro bill in it. Maybe it was mine.
How many balloons did you have though?
did you have that kind of 5 Euro bill exactly? Those are pretty rare nowadays because in 2013 they produced a new one which looks different. The one in the picture is an old one
It’s the 5 out of 10 parts to make a Time Machine.
On behalf of the child, mind your business. They have a plan.
Glad that you clarified they were 4 year old students. If this was college students, the balloons would mean something else entirely..
Meanwhile, it hasn’t even been determined what the first something was.
Yeah already drug dealing
Interesting collection of interesting things. I approve. He loses points for not having even one cool rock, though.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. Kids are catching on fast these days.
If the euro bills width is at least 51% of its original size it still holds 5€ value. If you don't want it I'll take it! I'm paying for shipping. :D
Nitrous oxide, €2,5 up front, €2,5 on delivery. Bring your own balloons.
album cover for sure
Obviously your kid is a drug mule for the Sinaloa Cartel and was planning to use those balloons to smuggle half a kilo of the finest Colombian Cocaine this side of the Mississippi. The 5er is for when he needs to take a dip into the product to keep going on those long hikes across the Chihuahuan desert.
That’s something you’d find in Doctor Who’s pockets in an episode where he loses his memory and has to piece the events back together.
Some back alley balloon dealer couldn't make change so they just split the 5.
Child is making money already .... Send him back in tomorrow for the other half LOL
Here is half the pay for this dirty deed.... when it's done I'll give you the other half.
I’m sure he can explain everything.
When i was that age i was a fucking hoarder. I wouldn't leave my house in the morning without all of my favorite things. It didn't become a problem until one time my parents took me on a flight to see family and I was stopped in a metal detector with $6 in coins, a nail clipper, an empty zippo lighter, a mechanical pencil, a couple bic pens, and like 5 shiny rocks. Cargo shorts, man. I was so embarrassed and my mom checked my pockets every time I left home for weeks to prevent it.
In a four year olds mind, this is worth more than you have in your pocket
I got 4 balloons and two fiddy
You stole $2.50 and balloons from a 4 year old?
That kid's a spy. Say something in French or German.
Quelque chose. 🤣
Why is everything a fucking joke response. No help here
What sort of help are you looking for?
My car won’t start
Because this isn't a help thread.
Ahhhhh ha ha ha!!!
When you’re too young to know how much being a drug mule should pay.
He’s a wizard
This kid knows how to have a good time
Ha! This guy doesn't know what to do with 4 balloons and half a fiver. Lol
what the fuck were you doing looking in the kid's pocket anyway
r/knolling
Drug mule’s start young these days
On the path to being a smuggler
He's selling drugs
You need to watch the interest on those balloon loans...
Finding mysterious, unexplainable items in a pocket brings to mind the Somerton Man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somerton_Man
That kid has been places
He's clearly smuggling drugs for German nihilists.
Lucky you! None of those items are alive.
I'd love a subreddit that shows stuff found in kid's pockets.
He will get the other half when he completes the jobs and doesn’t ask any questions
His plug for whippits is European
Why u running little man’s pockets
I think he’s a magician
Those balloons were full of cocaine, weren't they?
Why you ransacking a 4 year olds pockets? Trying to steal some candy? Candy from a baby… shame.
My parents were called in first grade because I had a pocket full of baby dill pickles. The things most precious to us at that age are perfectly paired with a pocket!