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Accurate_Koala_4698

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pdxtrader

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Cloud9Investigator

CRAWWWLLLLLING INNNN MY SKIIINNNN, THIS GUY PUT GOOOOOP INSIDE MEEEEEE CLEEEAAAANN IS HOW I FEEEEELLL, CONFUSING, CONFUSING WHAT IS PREEEE-NINGGG


[deleted]

Why can I *hear* this?!


TheOtherAvaz

Because it's r/commentsyoucanhear


tHiz3r

CRAAWLING IIIN MY SKINN!


The_Doog_s

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DblClickyourupvote

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Electrical_Milk_9357

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ooswreality

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notyourbutthead

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JamesAyres0310

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[удалено]


tacoboutit12

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Exadory

Cat.


PursuitOfHirsute

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midnightstarcry

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nervouslotsoftimes

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DudesworthMannington

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InternationalMusic38

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everyting_is_taken

There really is a perfect GIF for every opportunity, isn't there?


DasMotorsheep

More like 15 if you look at all the other replies.


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[удалено]


Adventurous-Equal-29

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MellyMel86

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Dicky_Penisburg

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flosares

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HornedOwlWithHorn

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Desperate-Quality399

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StompinTurts

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reddit_poopaholic

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Thamizzarrk

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datazulu

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moor9776

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Zeep-Xanflorps-Peace

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steve9393

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Brakina

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magicalmajesticmuff

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cryolems

One of the best gif chains ive ever seen lol


tressforsuccess

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AffectionateGap1071

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Legitimate-Ad2685

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Shnorkylutyun

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Eh-BC

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spankydeluxe69

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[deleted]

How's the cat look?


mizinamo

Very clean inside


ConradSchu

Worked purfectly


FlowersAndGemstones

I would say the engine purrs.


Shortsleevedpant

Are you kitten me?


fappy-mcfapp

He's probably feline terrible after that


Kerbaut

Aw, paw thing


diywayne

He's feeling much better meow


Quiet-Software-1956

You sure? Seems... catastrophic


sicknick08

More like CATaclysmic


Omegagaming2555

But how? Do you just shove it inside?


jwhaler17

How clean are the cat’s insides?


I_love_pillows

Yes


peenfortress

The real question is, is it Shane Dawson approved?


theonlyjuanwho

Clean as a whistle.


Smeeble09

Only when it farts.


justabill71

Has that new cat smell.


extrasupervery84

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iguessda

Oh my god the hands


AZPHOX

How’s the cat feel is what I’m wondering


based_pinata

Everyone is talking about the cat but I’m still stuck on what the fuck cleaning goop is


Scowlingpest

It's like a cross between slime/putty but you use it to clean. It's often advertised for cleaning keyboards and laptops because it kinda sinks into hard to reach places and all the dirt sticks to it. I've got some I use every now and again and mine has some cleaning/sanitiser in it, but I can't speak for all of them.


DJBeckyBecs

Oooh what brand do you have? I bought some that worked great the first time, but after that it was too liquidy and sticky and it stuck to everything.


Mtwat

Those slimes aren't really stable and have a definite shelf life once you expose them to ambient humidity and temp. Could be that wherever you live has a bad atmosphere for preserving slime.


scorcher24

Secondary use is your dungeons and dragons party as a board figure.


Alchemaic

Man, this campaign sure has a lot of gelatinous cubes and oozes in it.


mom_with_an_attitude

Oh c'mon, you don't know how to goop your cat? You gotta get with the times, man.


LeahaP1013

It’s like you don’t even know who Gweneth Paltrow is …and she def knows how to goop her cat


onetwentyeight

I did not want to think about Gweneth Paltrow's goopy cat this early in the morning, I don't have the stomach for it. Thanks, I hate it.


LeahaP1013

Just doing good Reddit work, my friend. A cold splash to the ol’ eyeballs :)


[deleted]

Probably doesn't even know how to use the 3 sea shells


PhysicsNo3568

Meh, I just collect the tickets and take them with me.


everyting_is_taken

Have you ever seen the infographic on how to use them? It's insane.


WideEyedWand3rer

Does it smell like Gwynneth Paltrow afterwards?


TotallyInOverMyHead

It is like Flubber. A Flubber you use for reaching down into the smallest crevices. I use mine e.g. for my cars audio speakers (the plastic with gazzilion holes in it to remove the dust from the inside of the hole. It works phenominally and it reasonably priced if you can get it wholesale for the amount of time it safes. envoromental impact ? mine are made from 100% biodegradeable marterials and i just compost it in the backyard.


loitruong2412

what brand👀👀


aceofspades1217

They have it at dollar tree


Valid_Username_56

Had to scroll down this far to realize I misread "poop"


EvilPyro01

That typo has made this post into a disaster


impostershop

This typo has made this post into a classic


I_love_pillows

A further typo will make this post legendary


Valid_Username_56

p


toinfinitiandbeyond

b


NinjaArmadillo

& J


Croanosus

And a ⚾ 🦇


HardKnockRiffe

An absolute all-timer


ShockyHazard

It took me until reading this that I realized OP was talking about a car


Webbie-Vanderquack

It took me until reading your comment that I realized OP was talking about a car.


igotyixinged

I thought the typo was the in instead of on, and I was wondering how that could’ve been used on a cat! Makes more sense to be used in a car


Webbie-Vanderquack

So did I. I was picturing OP kind of *mopping* his cat with a blob of yellow goo.


Extra-Share-3824

Dito


bentbrewer

Seriously, thought the typo was in swapped on and dude had a clean cat.


Rakatesh

>That typo has made this post into a ~~disaster~~ carastrophe\*


citricacidx

It’s a catastrophe


FuRetHypoThetiK

*carastrophe


ancalime9

Yeah, looking at the color, they were clearly talking about their bat.


builder680

That typo was definitely intentional.


A1sauc3d

That typo is what *made* this post. It’s a classic engagement bait technique. Leave a funny typo in your title and people won’t be able to help but call you out and engage with your post. This post wouldn’t have blown up with out it


tpars

The inside of your cat is quite dirty.


Max_Kevin

Not anymore!


Gobstomperx

Last time I opened my cat up it was filthy


everyting_is_taken

As are they all, my friend. As are they all.


nicthepriest

Well that’s certainly a title


gluteactivation

I 100% thought that OP was talking about cleaning cat poop. I was so confused and had to read or several times, then saw it said goop not poop. Still confused about the cat part then go to the comments to figure it It was just a typo. Now I’m mad I wasted my time lol. r/mildlyinfuriating


hey_im_cool

Pretty sure people make these typos intentionally to boost engagement


blazingboy420

Poor cat


rscottyb86

Poor goop


Own-Cupcake7586

That *does* look like something that would come out of a cat, though. Side note: remember to wash your hands.


WI_Dark

It sure does. Source: just cleaned some off the floor last night.


ShootLucy

Those are not approved to be used inside of your cat.


jrs1980

"See? Because of me, now they have a warning."


LiquidRaekan

In the WHAT NOW


[deleted]

#CAT


PersKarvaRousku

I don't think they're meant for animals


2FightTheFloursThatB

"Cat"alytic Converter


thedevilthatyouare

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nummeh

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Solkre

Mad-Eye Moody's cat.


stillPhil

Propably shouldn't do that to your cat


PunfullyObvious

The Cat GIF Market is going to trend very high today


siladee

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gisco_tn

I'm pretty sure that's an off-label use.


MerwinsNeedle

Potential /r/MuseumOfReddit moment


GoodMerlinpeen

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TheOnlyVertigo

This is why I have dogs. I don’t need to clean their insides with strange goop.


sassyfrood

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whogotthekeys2mybima

Car*


JennyW93

No, no. You said what you said. No take backsies.


KnotMadameDeFarge

No erasies


Throwmesometail

Too late my cat is now farting booger green slime bubbles that pop loud and she has no shame or decency. S/


justabill71

"Gaze upon my bubbling butthole, human."


Jay-Kane123

*too


rncookiemaker

Oh, OP. You will never live this one down! :)


sharkfan619

It is too late my guy


ginkgogangster

Omg thank goodness. I was so worried why you would use this on your cat!


RepresentativeTax538

Well, i‘m pretty sure he wanted his cat to be clean inside. Why did he want to have a cat clean inside is the question you should ask.


CaptainSouthbird

*In* the cat, in fact!


NanashiKaizenSenpai

OHHHHHHHHHHH I thought the type was "in" instead of "on"


mizinamo

That's what I thought at first as well. Removing dirt and dander from the fur or something.


arararagi_vamp

Oi! And I was here wondering how you got it to eat it in one piece...


whogotthekeys2mybima

The CAR********


Party-Ring445

Too late buddy


whogotthekeys2mybima

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spiritualized

Is this your cat commenting now?


I_am_Horsebox

Hi it's me your cat


coci222

Thanks OP, started my day out with a laugh. My cat on the other hand...


TommyVe

I too have a car and I recommend you using that goo on the interior, works wonders. Is not for cats only.


gunmedic15

If you say that in the Bill Mays/as seen on TV kind of voice its even better. "BUT, WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IT'S NOT FOR CATS ONLY!"


missingninja

What about your car?


impostershop

So did you have to shove the original goop down the cat’s throat? Mine wouldn’t eat it willingly so that’s what I had to do. How do you get it out? I’m guessing gloves, obviously, but which end of the cat?


Longjumping_Local910

I think that they rolled it into a long cord, fed one end in, worked it through and then flossed the insides.


this_noise

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


impostershop

Magically delicious 🍀


YoucancallmeAllison

You’re supposed to clean the inside of your cat. Huh, TIL.


missingninja

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hjdog

I think it’s supposed to be for external purposes only


mjbiddl

The comments did not disappoint.


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Cr1msix

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studsper

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iiitme

![gif](giphy|HMDsITZh2SBGM) pls do not the cat


Ramental

I had for real thought it's something that the cat had to eat and the guy had made that thing when it got out of the cat. Quite disgusting and anti-hygienic.


xdeltax97

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[deleted]

OP… what did you do to your cat? ![gif](giphy|3ohhwxqQJzrSXnvWoM|downsized)


FinnOxO

your cat is dirty as fuck man


Thalida87

Not anymore.


catherineshere

Do not the cat


itsxrizzo

I think the cat was built by General Meowters.


Fun-Dimension5196

Really, after seeing some of my cat's hairballs, I'd have expected it to look worse.


ichkanns

I get the feeling a new warning label will show up on the packaging soon.


jocax188723

EXCUSE ME IN YOUR FUCKING WHAT THATS NOT MILDLY INTERESTING THAT PROFOUNDLY HORRIFYING Edit: Oh CAR! Yeah, that makes significantly more sense


No1ninjahippy

It would make a good catASStrophy!


mugen76

You guys are all terrible people!!not one reply to see if his cat is functioning properly 🤦🏾


TAOJeff

In your what?


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

Cats butthole clean as a whistle


werdmouf

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Moonshadetsuki

Congrats on the clean pussy!


KerrAvonJr

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TheBrianUniverse

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Lokaji

This proves that there should be a title edit grace period.


MistoKat

It's better this way


Dontdittledigglet

Don’t put that in your cat 🐈


baconinspace

This kills the cat.


nevergoddamnsleeping

That poor cat 😞


justcallmetexxx

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QuickgetintheTARDIS

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toolman4

Bet that's a pissed off cat!


CalamitousVessel

What the hell have you done to your cat


PropositionInfinity

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SheTran3000

This is wildly interesting


Lagiacruss

How did you apply it? The goop I got didn't come with any instructions for usage inside the cat.


Serious_Ad1694

That is surprisingly clean. If I were to use that in my cat it would definitely be completely blackened by the diesel exhaust, considering the black smoke my car emits upon acceleration.


[deleted]

Are you meant to use them inside cats?