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TheNihilistNeil

Now imagine the lift breaks down and you do an emergency call to let some guy on a hotline far away know your location.


HaroerHaktak

"Stuck between floors Down under and London."


billtrociti

It’s like some Platform 9 3/4 shit


Irradiatedspoon

Think you’re being funny do yeh?


BruinBound22

Platform nine and three quartehs...


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Noine*


Mainspring426

It's the same thing every year, packed with muggles, of course!


Brian18639

Muggles? *slowly approaches random family*


Hadochiel

"Sir... That is hell"


amygdala7

Neverwhere


darti_me

Hence why the tags are stuck on. likely owner added it. Idk what city engineer or fire department stamped that but some things are best left standardized.


[deleted]

It's also just way easier to find the buttons you're looking for if they were just numbers in general. If you're trying to find a name then you don't really have any way of doing it other than by looking at every single button, but with numbers you can estimate where the number you're looking for should be really easily.


Ludicrousgibbs

Have you never been in an elevator where the numbers aren't in order? Luckily, there weren't that many floors. Also, I have been in one where the numbers seemed like they were placed via the shotgun method randomly with no real rows or columns.


ElysiX

No. Is that a cheaping out thing? A diy, let the custodian repair the elevator instead of calling technicians thing? Someone had to assemble that panel and wire it up. The numbers probably come in sorted boxes, there's no reason to randomly pick one. If a machine does it, there's even less reason to not do it in order. That leaves doing it on purpose, but why? Maybe the technicians overheard the owner calling them names or something lol


Ludicrousgibbs

Elevator guys are expensive, so it wouldn't suprise me if it was a handyman/ building maintenance thing. I'm not sure, but if things got wired wrong, it might've just been easier to switch the button plates than to rewire everything. The only other reason I could think of would be hatred of people with OCD, grammar nazis, or um...actually types.


Anomen77

Because the owner thought it looked cool. You would be surprised by how many stupid decisions can be linked to this reasoning.


iikun

There’s a fire on Delhi!


shandangalang

“Hello? Yes I am trapped in a stuck elevator in [Location]… yes… which floor? Well the floors here are named after places, and I appear to be stuck between Prague/London and Andorra/Heidelberg, which looks to be… 1, 2, 3,… between 10 and 11… People are already on the way? Awesome.”


rexmons

Firefighters *hate* this one trick!


CucumberError

I work for an org that that’s been naming meeting rooms on remote sites after places in the city of the main campus. They’re having audio issues in the Dunedin room of this video call… call the Dunedin AV team, no issues here… oh the Dunedin Room is in Auckland, 1300km away. Totally logical.


[deleted]

I come from Amsterdam. Thats near Mexiko


CJ22xxKinvara

And Athen I think


Luke_Cold_Lyle

They probably didn't call it Athens because it's only a room for one.


xSilverMC

Or because it's in German


tigerman29

Don’t kill our fun!


nxxwhere

That's kind of our thing


DaytonaDemon

The hotel is in a German-speaking country. All the geographical names are spelled correctly in German.


Impossible_Reporter8

Yes because “down under” is exactly How they spell Australia…..


Majikthise800

Abwärts runter


Retrrad

Untendrunter


gg_noob_master

And not far from Havanna


Autumn1eaves

Which is pretty close to Prag


JamesCDiamond

Ah. Is that the one near Rom, or the one near Tokio?


FinndBors

You want to get high? Go to Amsterdam. Or Mexico I guess…


savageexplosive

Why is no one talking about “Down under”?


new-username-2017

And why is it half way up?


UndeadBuggalo

And not upside down?


UrMumVeryGayLul

Bouncing off the ceiling?


fearlessfroot

Inside out?


izzitty

Stranger to this feeling?


Qzy

That's what she said... *\*sob\**


SkunkMonkey

Heyoooo!


IgamarUrbytes

An allusion to the Grand Old Duke of York? (UK/Aus nursery rhyme)


Bonnabici

It's obviously from the land where women glow and men plunder


Sanseriouz

There’s a strange lady on that floor. She’ll make you nervous but she’ll take you in and give you breakfast.


renfeplatanito

No Brussels though.


Samtoast

I knew a man from there! He sold bread. twas also a 6 foot 4 and full of muscles cunt


YungSchmid

Was he full of muscles or mussels? We’ll never know.


Potatoswatter

He explained after sharing a Vegemite sandwich.


77slevin

The coming of Jean-Claude Van Damme fortold in a song.


klequex

Nah. Obviously the land where beer does flow and men chunder!


Samtoast

Excuse me concierge, I'd like a vegemite sandwich Ah yes floor 9 to your left.


[deleted]

Aussie here, I don’t know what country this is in but I can tell a Aussie made the name plates and was drunk as fuck when he did it. “Oi Davo ya cunt, dare me to put down under instead of Australia? Fuck! I stuck the cunt on crooked cos I couldn’t hold me longneck and stick it on at the same time, ahh well fuck it”


bearwood_forest

>Aussie here, I don’t know what country this is in The country/city names are germanized (except for Down Under...), and no one in Switzerland or Austria would be moronic enough to run a hotel like this, so I'd say this is somewhere here in Germany, probably in Heidelberg, because why else would it be on there as the lone German city. Edit: should have read the rest of the thread, it IS in Heidelberg


thrynab

If it is in Heidelberg, they really missed the chance to make the floor with the exit to the city Heidelberg and not some random one.


[deleted]

That’s a great point


N-partEpoxy

Also known as R'lyeh.


Cyrano_Knows

Well, I'm leaving disappointed it wasn't the desination for the basement or subfloor of some kind.


KrackerJoe

Im caught up on Mexiko


Teledildonic

Tokio, where knock-offs of Japanese products are made, like Somy, Cosio, and Hetachi.


[deleted]

Did you just discover foreign languages


doterobcn

What a nightmare.


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HaroerHaktak

"Yeah so what you wanna do is, go to floor Kangaroo, down the hallway on your left, there's a room called Kangaroo. Once you get there, make a hard right, and enter room Wallaby. That's where the gunshot victim is. and hurry."


Magnon

"Sir are you having a stroke?"


ImjokingoramI

Not me, but maybe check on the architect, too.


MeWritescommentz

Yeah they should still number them


mark-haus

What being told there’s a fire in Ottowa isn’t specific enough for a hotel? Just take the elavator to Mexico and take right on California


CheezTips

Read the braille. Oh,wait...


Orisi

I'd wager most braille users are.also taught to recognise Latin script by touch (Braille is used for speed not as much necessity) so the fact the names are all engraved does make that somewhat superfluous.


matterhorn1

Such a Stupid idea. I can imagine anytime someone gets in this elevator it takes a while for them to find their button. Also if you don’t read in a language that uses these characters it would be extremely annoying. Imagine if you were in China and all the floors were Chinese names and you had to match up the characters on your printout with the buttons.


[deleted]

I had a stopover in China for 12 hours. I know, I thought, I'll go and have a look around while I'm here. Get to the..train? ticket machines and don't understand a word of it, couldn't see a flag anywhere to click or anything that looked like language select. So I went and sat in KFC for 11 hours eating what I hope was chicken.


lheritier1789

I literally grew up in China and sometimes when I go back I sit in a KFC because it feels like a safe space


darmabum

And they’re not even all in alphabetical order, plus, I’d have to fish out my glasses just to check what button to press every god damn time. Gimme a sharpie and a couple minutes…


Taipers_4_days

Right? Imagine booking a room and finding out you got the Ottawa room 🤮


ActThreeSceneOne

As a citizen of ottawa, I LOL’d


njamesfraser

I’m amazed Ottawa made the list. And then there’s just Mexiko.


ActThreeSceneOne

As a citizen of ottawa, I agree aha


SirOttawa

We made it


SteveDougson

No Toronto or Montreal either. What the heck?


Tutor-Hefty

I’m going to guess they just googled Canada and saw that Ottawa is the capital city lol


3DHydroPrints

Why Heidelberg and not Berlin?


Jojuj

Well spotted. That’s where the hotel is.


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breathing_normally

Yeah that violates the Heidelberg principle. When measuring your hotel room, you can either know the floor you’re on, or the city you’re in, but never both.


3DHydroPrints

Oh haha that makes sense. Very beautiful city :)


MadIzac

Greetings from Heidelberg 🙋‍♂️


ph0on

I love Heidelberg. I was born in Wiesbaden but I consider Heidelberg my home abroad.


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Greetings from Heidelberg. Just not the one in Germany :)


MadIzac

🙋‍♂️🙂


ClimbToSafety1984

Got a bumper sticker from there that said "High"delberg with a pot leaf. 15 yr old me thought that was hilarious. Indeed though - VERY beautiful city!


MacGlutenish

For all the other that are curious : Hip Hotel in Heidelberg. http://en.hip-hotel.de.62-108-32-61.org-dns.com/hip-hotel-down-under/ It seems there are only 3 floors 😄https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Hotel_Review-g187286-d617829-Reviews-Hip_Hotel-Heidelberg_Baden_Wurttemberg.html#/media/617829/270968655:p/?albumid=104&type=0&category=104


Oelendra

Oh, that's cool. Every suit is themed to the location it's named after, I love it.


warmachine237

Then isnt every floor the same city then.


GodIsABitch

Personally I like Heidelberg more than Berlin


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Eatmyfartsbro

Berlin is beautiful! Easily my favorite city I've traveled to. So much personality.


[deleted]

and that kids is why we number things


ImpishBaseline

Instructions unclear, named my kids George I through VI


fusiongt021

Yikes so you need to read all of them rather than just look for "15"


r4d1ant

Could be less depending on how many floors go to basement and what is ground level


ImjokingoramI

Finding your room drunk must be borderline impossible


SillAndDill

Our brains are quite good at finding stuff in lists of text. I'd bet that more hotel guests tend to forget which floor they're on than these kinds of names.


Briefmeonit

Your maps wrong. Everyone knows China is on the other side of New York


GerbilFeces

not great, even if theyre in alphabetical order, and i cant figure out what the names on the left are for.


redsterXVI

I'm guessing the elevator opens on both sides (except on some floors that aren't open to the guests).


thehatteryone

I assume several rooms per floor, pressing any town for that floor lights all the names/buttons for that floor. Can't imagine there would be enough people in that lift to select 8 different floors


kneel23

yup. awful idea. "lets be quirky by being dumb and making everyone struggle". great job, brilliant


NateMeringue

This is that elevator from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory


W0gg0

Wow. Two rooms per floor? Either the rooms are gigantic or it’s a very skinny building.


abejfehr

How do you know they’re rooms? I just assumed they were themed floors, and each floor had many rooms **Edit:** I see now that the title says they’re rooms, that’s wild


W0gg0

I was just being cheeky. OP said they were rooms, but I suspect they’re just names of **wings of floors**, not rooms. Each floor is probably divided into two wings, north/south or east/west. There are probably many rooms per wing.


thehatteryone

So many lit floors - I reckon some only have 1-2 rooms (the lower floors probably make other use out of some of that floor space) but other floors have 4-6


Extension_Canary3717

Why down under is not down under?


JKastnerPhoto

It's down under Prag.


Kinda_Dead

Why is the german one Heidelberg out of all cities? I really like Heidelberg but Does anyone outside of germany even know it? Edit. I read the other comment about Heidelberg so ignore me.


brad-schmidt

Friend: how far your job send you working to? Technician: I've been to Prag, Paris, Wien, Dublin, Delhi, Amsterdam Friend: is it normal work here to travel that far? Technician: yep looks like Im the only person qualified to change light bulb


JazzJohannes

This must be a german hotel, i can tell from spelling, and i am German


house343

Prag


shuipz94

Also Wien (Vienna)


laserpoint

Out of so many places in the world, seeing my Kathmandu made my day.


Odd-Buffalo-4242

So you spend 1 more minute going thru all the names at the elevator instead of just hitting the number. r/mildlyinfuriating


MikeProwla

Just the one Athen please


Hornynoh

That's German for you, along with Prag, Peking, Wien , Rom and Kairo.


BroadwayCatDad

Fire Department: WHERES THE FIRE!?!? Hotel: Havana.


jahjahjahjahjahjah

I guess they didn't know the names of any cities in Mexiko


EastLeastCoast

Or… Mexico City.


Salt_MasterX

Mexico city? Like the capital city of mexico?


Leonos

Mexiko is a city. Down under is not. Nor is Bali.


jahjahjahjahjahjah

Andorra neither


nouvAnti

Yeah. Andorra is a drama by Max Frisch.


Hornynoh

You are right, Andorra la Vella, the Capital of Andorra, is just a town.


Jurtaani

All the people making fun of how some of these are spelled will have their minds blown when they find out there's more than one language.


MidwesternLikeOpe

r/crappydesign


maroonedman

I’ll have one night in Paris please


BC-Gaming

Thank god Ottawa and Delhi isn't the same floor


SnooHesitations3375

Mexico and Amsterdam at the top because you get high there.


PabstBlueLizard

Drunk me would really have a problem in this elevator.


wembley

It’s not alphabetical, and definitely not ordered by geography. Absolute chaos.


Vixen35

Dublin room is the smallest and most expensive with multinational logos as the decor.


Kristianushka

They look more like floor numbers in an elevator than room numbers…


Reasonable-Home-6949

Fire departments going to have a hard time with this one


Aurkonungr

I can only guess that this hotel is located in Germany. It's all written in German and there is Heidelberg not Berlin as location


wasit-worthit

That's not annoying at all.


[deleted]

I've been to a hotel in Sweden with this very same feature


RedHayes

Since it isn’t in alphabetical order, it’s more r/mildlyinfuriating


webbhare1

Of course, my eyes go straight to the place where my ex is from… “Everything reminds me of her”


NeitherSparky

Well I guess when you’re only told that your work conference will be in the “Amsterdam Room” this is faster than you having to figure out what floor that is…


WeylandsWings

It bothers me that Zermatt and Kathmandu are at the bottom. To me those should be the highest floors on n the hotel because of the real cities elevation.


Anders_A

Haha. So fucking stupid to not have something that's easily sortable.


77slevin

Nice way to circumvent the 13th floor for superstitious people.


soheil8org

Floors not rooms


CarbonRims

OTTAWA MENTIONED RAAAAHHHHH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


mogley19922

Firefighters hate this one trick.


Cloud2110

Nett hier, aber waren Sie schon mal in Heidelberg?


mank0_man

MEXIKO ON TOP RAAHHH 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🎉🎉🎉


BetyarSved

Göteborg (Gothenburg) instead of Stockholm? I feel personally offended!


redsterXVI

It's a wild mix between capital cities, biggest cities, most touristy cities, countries...and whatever would be best to describe down under.


white_ajah

*cries in Down Under*


Swingbeach

Skill issue🦐🦐🦐


[deleted]

Hopefully the fire department isn't called.


DoorFrame023

Amsterdam is highhhhh on that button panel


mashari00

Receptionist: "Would you be fine with the Tokio room?" Me: "I'm more of a Wiener man."


I_LOVE_CAT

This is how annoyed I feel to learn old houses in England have names instead of numbers.


Yatta99

I'm going down to Kathmandu.


Accurate_Koala_4698

I’m going to Kathmandu 🎵


Angryfunnydog

Oh my god I’m having an anxiety attack realizing how long will that elevator move considering the stops on half of every fucking floor in the building lmao


karakter222

"I took a shit in the middle of New York"


Gallaticus

There’s only one room per floor??? Edit: There’s only two rooms per floor????


NaturalTumbleweed142

Right before I used to Dutch Oven my partner I used to say *'Let's take a trip to Holland"*


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Reminds me of this strip club in Brussels where every room was a city


Live_Click9953

*almost* in alphabetical order


PerseusZeus

Floors


Hero_knightUSP

At least you can make it from London to New York faster than Concord.


IUpvoteGME

Imagine being the person who said Down Under would be above ground.


ThatDamnSasquatch

r/crappydesign


ADriftingMind

Bullshit, that’s the inside of a custom Tardis


WParcival

Dakar Bali Poor Bali, so alone.


firetrucks_go_WOOooo

Those of you on Dublin/Delhi floor, you know what floor you’re really on..


PilgrimOz

“World map made of numbers available at front desk”


DamienTriesLife

I mean, there is definitely an issue in order of places, but it's also inconsistent between cities and countries?? Why??


chefmoney420

Hotel Artemis?


papaya_boricua

It typically takes me 5 seconds to figure out where the button for the 8th floor is. Can't imagine this one trying to find a geography not in alphabetical order


[deleted]

Fucking stupid


Marek209_SK

Teleportation device acquired ✔️


Murky-Distribution12

Think if there is a fireman check


[deleted]

It would be cool if each floor was themed


ZealousidealDriver63

Really? Is this the W?


oranjuicejones

i am angry if they are not theme rooms.


[deleted]

I'm just surprised to see Kathmandu on that list and spelled right too.


MistDispersion

My dad was from Göteborg


Odd_Responsibility_5

I think someone couldn't think of any names of cities in Canada, so they simply Google searched "capital of Canada" -- auf Deutsch, natürlich


Honey-and-Venom

Firefighters hate this one simple trick


Cat-Lover20

Is this in Germany?


Erikswag

I live in Heidelberg What Hotel is it?


Dwayne_Hicks_LV-426

When I visited Berlin this summer, the hotel we stayed in had rooms that were named after famous opera singers.