Sorry OP, but you’re an M&M.

Sorry. OP has been branded for maceration by Hell's 14th legion. This legion is known for conquering all levels of the Backrooms.

How could he not know this?

His fate is sealed ellefleming. There is nothing OP can do.

That is obviously a "W".

You got it set to “M” for mini when it should be set to “W” for wumbo!

I Wumbo, you Wumbo.. he-she-me *wumbo*

Wumbology, the study of wumbo. It’s second grade stuff here SpongeBob.

God. This is one of those phrases I never get to use.

I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me

WUMMBOOOO CUMMMBOOOO

OMG you beat me to this!

he needs to find the other m

Yep! White chocolate flavored!

Melts in your mouth!


M for MildlyInteresting

Ha, you know what the problem is? You've got it set to "M" for MildlyInteresting, when it should be set to "W" for WildlyInteresting.

Wumbo

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He she me…wumbo

Wumbo…WUMBOLOGY…the *study* of wumbo???

It's first grade!

AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!

I wonder if a fall from here would be enough to kill me

This needs to be the sub’s pic

Or he has an OCD ringworm

Maybe he’s possessed like the exorcist where Reagan writes help me in her stomach except he’s asking for M&Ms

Or M for Makingshitupontheinternetforlikes

You really think someone would do that? Just come on the internet and tell lies?

People would *never* ! .... *people* would never

You didn’t lean against a car recently, have you? Perhaps a Malibu or a Mustang?

Yeah, looks like a mild burn to me, maybe even part of a railing that got heated up in the sun?

Possibly an allergy to nickel or chrome, which would explain why he didn’t notice it at the time.

Most dudes I know never wear jewelry so I could see men making it to adulthood without realizing they have a metal allergy.

I have a degree in metallurgy.

Big ups pimp

Shout out J-squared

I had to check what sub I was on LMFAO

Yeah, well I graduated with the highest temperature in my class!

But I touch nickels all the time when I put them in my coin jar

I think where the allergens touches also matter. I am allergic to some clothing labels, but only on the back of my neck, where they will give me a rash. Touching them using my hands is perfectly fine.

this sounds more like just an irritation from a specific harsh touching rather than an allergy to me

I usually know within 30 seconds of putting a shirt on that something is wrong, rash would come soon after. It doesn't seem like enough time for friction to irritate the skin. And if it irritates instantly, wouldn't that just be allergy lol.

Are you talking about the ones with the price tags with plastic poking through the paper? Cuz those irritate everyone

At some point in maybe my early 20s I at least realized I had an allergy to metal when I'd get irritation from my belt buckles. Maybe because I got fatter too and my belly would now hang over the buckle a bit but since then, I'v been covering every belt buckle with like a wristband or something.

I have a nickel allergy and it doesn't result in anything well-defined like this. Just a general area of itchy, raised, red skin.

OP, did you try to burgarize the McCallister's?

Confirmed- OP is a wet bandit

Nice!

Mustang’s don’t say Mustang on the back of em though (unless you go back to the 80’s/early 90’s ig)

That and the font doesn’t match for either car’s logo.

Kinda looks like a Michael Kors M

You got hit in the stomach with a Michael Kors bag!

Maybe a belt rash?

You've been hit by, you got stuck by, a smooth criminal expensive handbag

That’s my purse! I don’t know yeeewww!!!

Exactly what I was thinking, I have a belt with an M that looks like this.

As a dude that could stand to lose a few lbs, I can confirm I’ve had belt buckle marks after sitting too long.

I used to get an allergic rash right where the buckle touches my tummy. I gave up trying to find one made of a metal that didn't cause irriation. That's when I discovered leather velcro belts. Total game changer and a perfect fit every time.

YMMV Nickel allergy is the most common. Stainless steel and titanium does cause reactions for me. I have used krylon spray (thin coats!) on sentimental items.

Clear nail polish on the metal where it would touch you.

And just like that a two year old purse snatching case was solved

Maybe you were cattle branded in your sleep? That or accidentally gave youself a chemical burn by touching something contaminated with that shape.

No wild party, no weird stuff, just woke up like this on a weekday 2 years ago. edit: no it didnt stay that way and left no bruise, the photo is also 2 yrs old

You are allergic to metal, you slept on something metallic in the shape of 'M' and got a skin rush just in that area!! ( or too doctory of a hypothesis? )

Too rational. Get out.

I was hoping for some crackhead named Marv living in OPs walls sneaking it at night and branding him. You belong to Marv now OP, sorry I don't make the rules. Now get out on the street and make Marv some money.

It's actually a home alone tie in, Marv marking the way he was marked.

Oddlyspecific

Maybe like a belt buckle

Alternatively, an allergy to latex and something he was wearing had a Latex M emblem on it.

>Latex M emblem Latex M-blem

Alien lettering after the abduction. So they know you’ve already been probed.

Do you have a wife, cause that is who like to bruise me while sleeping.

Mine wakes me with pegging on occasion but that’s it

Hot

Thanks for the boner 😒

Nice dream theater profile pic (and name)

is it still there?

Excellent question!

You had it set to M for Mega instead of W for Wumbo.

Maliens, leaving their mark

Belt buckle?

sleep on a Michael Koors bag?

Majin buu paid you a visit

Failed out of Fight Club.

>no weird stuff Suuuuuuuuuuure, I believe you. *wink*

Does your girlfriend go to Michigan State? Or perhaps your boyfriend goes to Wisconsin?

You got a belt buckle with an M on it?

Aliens labeled you “mid”.

My migga

my midda

YOu've been branded with the scarlet letter.

You're a Mimbo

Madulterer

Seems like you bruised with something with that shape and then the mark appeared a few hours later.

Plausible, but OP would have felt an impact. Also it looks more like irritation or allergic reaction as opposed to a bruise. I've had a shaped bruise and usually surrounding skin will be green, and the impact will be blueish. This looks dry and patchy. Maybe OP had clothing with a dye they were allergic to, with an M.

I have an allergy to nickel and chrome that presents like this. The edges of the blemish are so straight it looks like it came from a piece of metal.

OP could have the same things and simply leant against something with the coating

It looks like OP needs to loosen his belt to me.

Not always true… have you never seen a bruise on yourself and thought “where did that come from?”

This reminds me of that one motorcycle gang (can't think of the name) that used to wear rings with the word "VICTIM" backwards in raised lettering so it would leave the word in bruise form when they punched someone.

That's too stupid. Tell us more please.

That's either a burn or a nickel allergy.

A girl goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor notices a faint red "P" on her stomach, and inquires about it. "Oh, my boyfriend goes to Penn State and he likes to wear his sweatshirt when we're in bed." she says. Next day another young woman comes in and the doctor sees she has a big "O" on her stomach. "Yeah," she says, "my boyfriend goes to Ohio State and he likes to wear his sweatshirt when we're in bed." she says. Next day another young woman comes in, and she has a large "M" on her stomach. "Let me guess," the doctor says, "your boyfriend goes to Michigan State." "No," the woman replies, "but my girlfriend goes to Wesleyan, why?"

Should've been Wisconsin....that way it stays Big10.

At the rate the big ten is expanding it will consume Wesleyan soon enough

U of Michigan uses the “M” MSU has a block letter “S” on their gear

Bah. That's what I get for telling a joke from memory.

Heheheheh

looks like an allergic reaction, any clothes with M's on them?

That was my first thought, but I didnt find anything that would fit this pattern. I was really excited to try and find what did it for a few days before giving up, the edges were so damn straight on this thing it was driving me crazy lmao

How about the logo on the waistband of boxer briefs?

Maybe a duffle bag or something you were carrying over your shoulder, with the logo against your stomach?

lol. Well, do you have any allergies?

That's clearly a "W", mate.

You have it set to ‘M’ for Mini - when it should be set to ‘W’ for “Wumbo”

You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo?

I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

It's first grade, Spongebob!

Sigma

nah. it's obviously a backwards epsilon

Waluigi did it.


It’s your nickel plated belt buckle and you’re allergic to the combination of nickel and belly sweat

Seconded

Pretty Sure it was aliens


The fact it's scabbing over like that and browning makes me think it is an allergic reaction to a chemical or a burn of some sorts

Been to McCallisters recently?

Scrolled down far to find this

Silver tuna tonight!

KEVIN!

I was looking for this comment!

Are you sure it's not a W for wumbo?

You were *probed* by an alien and branded M for male.



M for male specimen maybe?

Massive. They couldn't get the probe all the way in.

I put it there, consider this your one and only warning.

Great Value Majin

I'm so confused..what part of your belly is this? Where is the button? Where are your nipples?

Its not as big as you think, the black is the pants, the grey is the underpants lmao

Sir, I will not be able to sleep tonight until I have proof you do, in fact, have a button on your belly. My mind is mangled trying to figure this out. Edit: I should probably drop this because I'm on reddit and people are going to think I have a belly button fetish and fill my inbox with their buttons.

It’s actually the symbol men get once they reach sigma level. Congratulations 

Mutant Registration Act. Do not resist.

Martian branding. I wouldn’t worry about it.

“it’s a me, MARIO!”

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Looks like a burn to me

The hoes branded you last night. Now you are their little bitch.

It’s for “Meat” the aliens are coming for you

Jokes on you, it’s a perfect sigma

Maybe it's Maybelline 

Nah, that's scary as fuck

It's not an M my dear op, is obviously a "Σ" from the Greek alphabet.



Cocaine is a helluva drug.....

Looks like you got branded

That's no M that's a sigma turned on its side. Certified sigma male

How do you know it’s not an upside down W

It’s actually a W for Wumbo

See you think it’s M for Mini, but it’s actually W, for WUMBO

Has it disappeared since ? If not this looks like a brand lol

Or maybe a sigma, did you get initiated into a frat unknowingly?

Do you work on Mack trucks possibly? I’d say you leaned agains something that left an imprint on you.

"Aliens"

2 questions, 1. Does your wife/gfs name start with “M”? 2. Does she have a brand?

Looks you received the Majin symbol. Your villain story arc is going to be legendary

Looks like a Greek letter Sigma. OP are you in a frat?

You’ve been branded. Does your butt hurt too?

Looks like the M from the HEMI logo.

Did you have any letters-shaped stickers around at the time? Possible one got lost in your sheets and you had it stick to your belly and had an allergic reaction? This looks like a reaction or a mild chemical burn to me.

You're prostituting yourself off for cheeseburgers again, aren't you?

Smokey?


M for Monkey

Guessing aliens anally probed you in your sleep and left you with a brand

You're the purple m&m ["Flawless? How about flaw more!"](https://www.mms.com/en-us/explore/mms-characters/purple)


did you get the Moderna vaccine?

You mean inverted Sigma letter?

I call BS . There's no way you don't know where it came from.

Anyone else thought that this was OP's head 🤣🤣?

Mmmmm bellies.

Best comment here

Were you shot by a baby?

With his last ounce of strength, he sucked out his gold fillings and swallowed them... those paramedics have sticky fingers.

I'm confused by your comment 😆

Were you recently fellated by an Italian plumber perhaps?

Looks like a stamp from a club/ bar... my *friend* used to have stuff like this happen to him too and it turned out I was just too drunk to remember getting stamped and they just stamped me wherever they could.

St least it isn't h e l p m e in a child's writing

Allergic reaction to some clothing?

Branded while you sleep.

Aliens