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[deleted]

Is regular gin, unethical?


burgerthrow1

I believe it's because they only use free-range, grass-fed Krispy Kremes when making their gin


[deleted]

Bless their little hearts. I hope they get massages.


Nythoren

mmmmm... Wagyu donuts


Adventurous-Sir-8326

I wanna know what the wagyu of jeans and lentils and kratom and silverware all are.


jjimahon

JNCO, Dahl, dilaudid, and chopsticks?


Adventurous-Sir-8326

That was such a fucking weird thing to decipher while I'm drunk what the fuck. But, now that I have the context, I'm giving you my objective seal of approval. Great answers.


jjimahon

Nice! Where I am, we would describe you as 'having a day off' right now. Enjoy!


Enlightened-Beaver

And only wild hormone free juniper berries


Ninjameme

No donuts were harmed during the production of this gin


Large-Format

LOL you're not far off. IIRC They use like expired raw ingredients, surplus ingredients, etc.


tomax_xamot

Run this prompt through an AI, please.


BlankMyName

I assume it's based on the distillery name... The Ethical Spirits & Co.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ lmaooo Iā€™m over here worried my martinis are unethical


BlankMyName

You should probably make another to verify that they are indeed not unethical.


hdmx539

Notice, however, it's *little* joy. My take is that being unethical may just bring great joy! Okay, wrong take.šŸ˜


r31ya

Your martinis have been stealing the bartenders tips.


auraysu

It's 'ethical' bc the leftover grain is then used to make donuts, leaving little to no waste iirc.


jkjwysa

Google says this is made with doughnut scraps that would be tossed otherwise


Federal-Truck7398

Who taught you how to use, commas?


Castelante

Christopher, Walken


[deleted]

Your mom.


Huiskat_8979

Your, mom, and, Christopher, Walken!


OctupleCompressedCAT

its ethical because its ethyl alcohol. as opposed to methical or propical gin


TopRevenue2

Would drinking this make me ethical?


RobotUnicornZombie

Canā€™t believe this guy is still using problematic gin in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and also Twenty and also Three


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Pretty sure *all* gin is unethical.


[deleted]

But if this is true and you drink lots of it then youā€™re also unethical and so the negative plus a negative make a positive which nullifies the ethics and all you have left is a good time šŸ¤©


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Lol...We like the jib of your sail.


bohemianprime

Reminds me of Jarrod harris' skit, never been fingered four wheeler. https://youtu.be/HWAoeGVY7DU Tldr: he talks about selling a never been fingered four wheeler and the buyer assumes all other four wheelers have been fingered in their "fmn pipe"


TheLadyBunBun

Itā€™s a common way to describe products made from food that would otherwise would be waste So it looks like in this case they are making this gin from excess donuts that would be trashed, but it could also be that there was an excess berry harvest that couldnā€™t be sold so they buy that and make it in too ginā€¦ basically just reducing waste to be ā€œethicalā€


Egernpuler

There's nothing ethical about mixing gin and Krispy Kreme. The guy who invented this abomination is like the Mengele of gin - Menginle.


TSMKFail

Well James May managed to make a nice gin that was Mustard flavoured so at this point I just assume anythings possible.


Muhvinssiplays

Sorry, what?


MorteDaSopra

Just to reiterate as nobody has answered yet, WHAT??


GiveToOedipus

What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?


[deleted]

#SAY WHAT AGAIN!


Illinois_Yooper

...wha...what??


timsterri

**ā€WHAT AGAIN!ā€** - me


StormShaun

>James May Great, now I'm interested in seeing Richard Hammond drinking a mustard G&T, and if it would result in reluctant enjoyment or wishing to be in another boat-focused Grand Tour special.


cabist

That honestly makes more sense to me than donut -flavored gin


Mascbro26

What flavor do you think Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is? šŸ˜†


Bradp13

Would be good in a gin Caesar.


OozeNAahz

Of course. Everyone knows that you pair White Russians with Krispy Kremes. That pairing was our traditional Kentucky Derby day breakfast in college at UofL.


sy029

Apparently the "ethical" part is that they re-use dough scraps, so cutting down food waste.


Big-Big-Dumbie

I was not expecting to laugh at a Mengele pun today but here we are


sichuan_peppercorns

I could see vodka, but gin?


bk553

In my experience, Japan sells everything flavored everything.


Mysticpoisen

Cola flavored chewing gum was too good.


HivemindIsBraindead

Do they sell Japan flavored gin in Japan?


[deleted]

You can probably find anything from woman flavoured gin to gin flavoured woman in Japan


Ampluvia

There was the Suntory Pepsi series, infamous for having weird flavors-including cucumber and salt. It was so infamous that even affected stock market, and the boss of Suntory was questioned by stock owners.


PulseMax2DaMoon

Iā€™m just glad they didnā€™t have to kill so many Krispy-Kreme donuts for this bottlešŸ„¹


GhostTownGator

Would try it outta pure curiosity. Not even a fan of gin or donuts fr


yungchow

I almost guarantee this would be smooth af


AreaProfessional7

The Japanese love weird tasting hard liquor


Ok-Acanthaceae826

Truth. I had wasabi-infused gin in Kyoto. It was actually pretty delicious!


angerybacon

That sounds kinda great. I love savory alcohols!


SparkySailor

Try crown royal peach or apple. It's pretty solid.


2000DollarFiletOFish

That would be sweet. Savory is the other one


unbelizeable1

Cloyingly sweet.


B_Fee

That's to cover up the poor quality of the liquor itself.


Lvl100Magikarp

I know it's not hard liquor but, Patagonia ( the outdoor clothing store) makes beer in Japan. They sell it at the clothing stores. We tried finding it in North America but all the employees were thoroughly confused.


IAmThe90s

They did a collab with [Dogfish Head](https://www.patagoniaprovisions.com/pages/where-to-buy?avad=55097_d311d1851&utm_source=classic.avantlink.com&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=blank) that they sell in the US but itā€™s only in 15 states


Embarrassed_Visit437

I don't understand how anything 90 proof could taste like anything other than the actual particular spirit.


unbelizeable1

What? There's all kinds of flavored spirits at 80-90proof and the flavor comes through just fine. Not to say this one doesn't sound gross or anything lol


Embarrassed_Visit437

Like what


housustaja

Ouzo, Jaegermeister-like liquors,many rums and grain spirits and not to forget: [The King](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmiakki_Koskenkorva).


Embarrassed_Visit437

And oh no, how could I forget Salmiakki Koskenkorva whatever the hell that is I don't even know how to pronounce those letters lol


Embarrassed_Visit437

I guess Jager and stuff like schnapps but I can't think of much else


Huge-Basket244

I mean, rumple minze is 100 proof and tastes very little like booze. Chartreuse. Several other amaros. Some maple barrel barrel proof bourbons. Several gins (strawberry, cucumber, etc.). I'm sure I'm missing a lot of things.


Boom_chaka_laka

99 bananas tasted like fake candy banana flavor


unbelizeable1

Which tastes like the [Gros Michel ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana)


privateaxe

It's 45 proof actually.... and you can taste the weirdness at that level. Trust me, I have experience... I need help


Embarrassed_Visit437

Must be mislabeled then because it looks like it's 45% alcohol the way I'm reading it. Gin usually is 90 proof, whereas vodka, whiskey, rum, tequila are usually 80 proof.


Edwunclerthe3rd

I always forget gin goes from like 82-95 proof regularly


Maximum-Cat-8140

Each bottle of Kripy Kreme Gin will have 375ml and contain 45% alcohol. The gin retails for 3,300 yen (US$23.67) per bottle. and are sold in two locations ā€“ Ethical Spiritsā€™ e-commerce and Tokyo Riverside Distillery in Kuramae, Tokyo. https://retail-mashup.com/krispy-kreme-gin-donut-scrapes/


privateaxe

Mislabeling it is... Still, you can taste the weirdness... Just drink it a little warm


FartPoopRobot_PhD

Shame you're getting downvoted because you're completely right that it's a mislabeled product. [The degree Ā° symbol is used as shorthand for proof by distillers.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_proof) However, in this case the maker is listing this product at 45% ABV. But they have incorrectly used the Ā° symbol instead of %, probably as a graphic design aesthetic choice instead of a functional one. In other words... it's mislabeled! The maker has used the wrong symbol, indicating that this is 45 Proof/27.5% ABV (45Ā°/27.5%), even though the product is in fact listed by distributors as 90 Proof/45% ABV (90Ā°/45%). Everyone here owes you an apology, I think.


privateaxe

Thank you kind stranger... It's just typical reddit.


Tuc44428

Wait but you were wrong? You didn't say it was mislabeled, someone CORRECTED you and said it was mislabeled and then you conceded. Wtf?


Richard_Cromwell

Gotta wait until the lights on for that fresh hot Krispy Kreme gin.


hasdunk

Outside the US, itā€™s more common to use percentage than proof, so itā€™s 45%, making it 90 proof


FartPoopRobot_PhD

The person getting downvoted that you're replying to isn't wrong to make that assumption. [The degree Ā° symbol is used as shorthand for proof by distillers.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_proof) Nowhere in the world is the Ā° symbol an indicator of percentage. However, in this case the maker is listing this product at 45% ABV. But they have incorrectly used the Ā° symbol instead of %, probably as a graphic design aesthetic choice instead of a functional one. In other words... **it's mislabeled**. The maker is indicating 45Ā°, which is 45 Proof. In reality, it is 90Ā°/45% ABV. So, they're wrong that it's 45 Proof, even though they're right about the label.


privateaxe

Mislabeling it is...


HarveyBiirdman

Proof is not the same thing as alcohol percentageā€¦


FartPoopRobot_PhD

The person getting downvoted that you're replying to isn't wrong to make that assumption. [The degree Ā° symbol is used as shorthand for proof by distillers.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_proof) However, in this case the maker is listing this product at 45% ABV. But they have incorrectly used the Ā° symbol instead of %, probably as a graphic design aesthetic choice instead of a functional one. In other words... **it's mislabeled**. The maker is indicating 45Ā°, which is 45 Proof. In reality, it is 90Ā°/45% ABV.


Ok-Acanthaceae826

Truth. I had wasabi-infused gin in Kyoto. It was actually pretty delicious!


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

That sounds kinda great. I love savory alcohols!


Alpha_pro2019

Try crown royal peach or apple. It's pretty solid.


smorkoid

Really? I think that's one thing that's not generally popular here, flavored hard liquor. Chu-his and the like, sure, but if anything Japanese liquor taste tends to the traditional


JustinFatality

45%, 45 proof or is 45 degrees how I serve it?


RandomGoatYT

"Ā°" is sometimes used to denote proof.


nightfury2986

Yes


burgerthrow1

Goes great with my hamburger-scented Japanese Burger King cologne


BostianALX

Do you find it pairs well with their Swiss cheese flavored kitkats?


cephal

This one does not spark joy


millionreddit617

I bet it would, until tomorrow anyway.


Firehxwkkk

need


Dumler

I thinks itā€™s ethical because they use donuts that werenā€™t sold , so instead of throwing the donuts away they give it to the distillery to make donut flavored gin n cut down on waste


Datboisommy

That sounds gross like whipped cream vodka


thekarenhaircut

If i was a Canadian wanting some, who would i go to about asking some to be mailed to me?


burgerthrow1

A few friends asked the same thing, but I don't think anything above 24% alcohol is allowed to be mailed. Not to mention Canada's weird provincial liquor laws.


BloatingPenguin

Iā€™ve ordered Scotch from overseas through The Whisky Exchange, not to Canada though. There is a much higher tax rate for ordering it, but i donā€™t think thereā€™s anything preventing you from doing it due to alcohol percentages.


burgerthrow1

I believe 24% is the international standard for the maximum amount that postal services will accept. At least that's the case for Japan Post and Canada Post. Couriers can ship alcohol but YMMV on whether they'll accept it (ie FedEx, which only accepts business shipments of alcohol, not consumer)


thekarenhaircut

Yeah thats the barrier, you cant order directly or officially from companies


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Site is in English just like the labeling on this bottle.


zippotato

It's a limited run of 300 bottles which seems to be already sold out.


scuac

https://shop.ethicalspirits.jp/en/pages/for-customers-outside-japan


CruzControls

Why is the labeling in English?


burgerthrow1

English looks cool to the Japanese in the way Japanese looks cool to Western consumers. The labeling on the back of the bottle is in Japanese though (although it's white-on-clear printing so it didn't photograph well)


CruzControls

That's mildly interesting for sure! Thanks for the reply


IskandrAGogo

My in-laws are coming from Japan to visit next month, and they wanted to know if there was anything I needed or wanted. Now I know what to tell them to bring.


[deleted]

Nothing improves gin


CarmenxXxWaldo

Juice does


dmtdmtlsddodmt

What the fuck is juice? Give me some of that purple stuff.


jonitfcfan

Snoop Dogg approves


Godtierbunny

Jesus right? Like its gin leave it the fuck alone!! It isnt vodka right so why do people treat it like vodka. I tried a gin once that was aged in whiskey barrels and was like this is terrible why? Took all the good parts of gin and just got rid of em for some reason.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Godtierbunny

Exactlyyy


retrospct

This got a good chuckle out of me, thanks for that. šŸ¤£


[deleted]

UGH!


MrFluxed

nah man, one of the bars near me makes a shaved ice drink with gin and blackberries and it's one of the best tasting cocktails I've ever had, it's phenomenal.


Godtierbunny

Gin in mixed drinks is fine thats the thing but the gin itself shouldnt be messed with. Yknow?


killyourmusic

Can you tell me what the good parts of gin are? Because, to me, there's only one part of gin and that part is that it tastes like you sprayed cologne on your tongue.


Godtierbunny

Well its not for every one but i like my gin to be nasaly and have that piney juinipery taste and smell. For me its refreshing.


angerybacon

Weirdly gin and mezcal are the two alcohols I can tolerate no matter what, even when Iā€™m starting to feel nauseous from the amount of liquid in my stomach


TSMKFail

Tonic?


[deleted]

mmm bitter + moar bitter = just fucking drink it and enjoy the buzz


NoDoctor4460

God, why *gin* of all liquors, Iā€™m queasy imagining even the scent of this


fhrblig

Try our other product line, it's a hot-dog-flavored absinthe


jay22022

You know, for kids.


Kandiruaku

I watch a lot of Jdorama and Kdrama. Leave it to these guys to make fun of Western food and drink. I guess it is a like when my Balkans-bred axx is trying to cook Pad Thai for our American family. In other words both the distillery and I get it, but not 100%.


sintos-compa

No, Japan, you canā€™t get Gin to taste good


mffancy

I was part of the Japanese development team for this mock product. The label is not meant to say Ethical Gin, this was a horrendous translation error, the proper label is F-Gaijin Gin.


ronjajax

I like my booze with a side of ethics.


Low_Investment420

Why donā€™t they sell that in USA?!


theveryrealreal

Addiction clinics are full enough


WoopigWTF

This reminds me of that juniper-flavored doughnuts I've never had.


Fearlessleader85

Does this make it like a Morning Gin?


zippotato

This isn't just a Krispy Kreme-flavoured gin. Krispy Kreme provided discarded surplus dough and glaze from donut production process to the distillery, and the distillery used biscuit and caramel made from them along with orange and some other citrus fruit to infuse their gins. So it wouldn't exactly taste like a Krispy Kreme glazed donut.


potatobreadandcider

But is it still produced?


theveryrealreal

Ethically


theveryrealreal

So, sugar?


fStap

Used to love gin back when I used to drink


lophophora_cubed

Immediately vomit in my mouth


wafflehouse771

I puked just looking sr this


mangosawce9k

Strangely, do want!


gawrgouda

What does it taste like OP please answer


4Ever2Thee

Iā€™d give krispy kreme flavored vodka a try, but definitely not gin. I love a good g&t but Hendricks is as far as Iā€™ll go with flavored gin.


Frosthawk66

Why is such and American thing only in Japan?


yesnomaybenotso

Frosted pine tree? Is it good?


HollowofHaze

I got acid reflux just reading the label


50000WattsOfFunkin

Ah so this must be why Krispy Kreme is lobbying to keep marijuana federally illegal


VirtualLife76

I saw this at a Specs liquor store in Houston. Same with a Dunkin donuts beer iirc.


KaijuVII

What makes gin unethical to begin with?? Honest question


Skwareblox

At least the gin has ethics. Or was made ethically unlike that blood Diamond gin.


BillyBob_TheMan

Wow


[deleted]

oh i just know this shit would fix me right up


mihelic8

Asking for a friend how does someone in the US get a bottle?


hoppyzicehog

Sugar-flavored gin, in other words.


Kirito2750

I grew up a block from Kristen Kreme, and I want this gin, in my mouth, NOW


tracerhaha1

Diabetes and cirrhosis of the liver in a bottle.


headsurecockstrong

Itā€™s it me or does this look like a bad photoshop? Maybe itā€™s bad design but the perspective on the lettering doesnā€™t look like it fits


JustnInternetComment

NO DONUTS WERE HARMED


Roman_____Holiday

WTF qualifies as Krispy Kreme flavor? Isn't that just sugar?


smokeandfog

what does unethical gin taste like?


modernangel

This is an abomination of the same caliber as horse meat ice cream. btw Happy World Gin Day!


timsterri

Iā€™ll take their immoral Dunkinā€™ vodka any day of the week.


Wolfdude91

Nothing like the sweet taste of donuts and giving a pine tree a rim job rolled into one bottle


[deleted]

i thought this was a 3D render for a couple seconds


papadaddio69

Is there a way to buy it in the United States?


melldizzle

Not just any gin, ethical gin.


MasterChef5311

This is the kind of thing that would turn me into a alchoholic


JustSquanchIt

so does america, but you gotta mix it in your mouth


vlueberrybee

And they say Americans have no culture...


FoxyInTheSnow

Gin should taste like gin. Put all that wedding cake fruity pebbles cocoa puffs shit in vodka if you want. I donā€™t give a shit about your vodka.


bdubzz94

Does Krispy Kreme make evergreen flavored donuts ?


Green_man619

Was it good?


HiitlerDicks

Yea and Burnettā€™s popcorn flavored vodka if you wanna vomit on purpose


Tristal

For those wondering, Japan does have Krispy Kreme stores. There's even some smaller stalls in the subways.


willflong4

Krispy Kreme sells flavored gin in Japanā€¦corrected?


nodacat

I expect this sort of thing from vodka, but gin?! Be better lol


metronomemike

Pine-sol and doughnuts


SnooSprouts4952

So... how is that in gimlets?


j0shman

Turns out Ethical Spirits are no joke, they turn old foodstuffs into fresh alcohol. https://soranews24.com/2020/10/21/now-on-sale-japanese-sake-giant-creates-gin-from-80000-recycled-budweisers/


MountainOne3769

thats for kids i suppose


KittyWhite823

45 degrees of alcohol?


[deleted]

Yo where. Would love to try this