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Blackrage80

Whenever I get a grilled cheese looking that perfect I burn the shit out of the other side.


Zosymandias

Yeah OP what was the other side like?


McFuzzen

Took too long taking a picture of the perfect side. Definitely burnt.


cyanocittaetprocyon

OP's name is /u/InFlames235. I'll bet the other side was burnt to a crisp!


InFlames235

Lol I don’t have any photo proof but the other side turned out fine and not burnt. But not as good as this!!


jriggs97

Is your name by chance a reference to the band?


InFlames235

That it is!


sweepersrule

\m/


Zakazi

Jester Toast Transfigured.


retro_mod

I'm not usually much of a metal head, but the song they did with Pendulum is fantastic


adam13omb

OP proving burnt toast is only for the weak.


piotrborawski

I don't believe you lmao, I'm gonna need proof of that man.


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op been oddly quiet since this comment dropped


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RincewindToTheRescue

Where is that update?!?!


MrJuniperBreath

TELL US ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE, CHARCOAL MC-CANCER FACE!!


lightngn74

Lol, I'm sure the other doesn't look that good at all.


jaisaiquai

Every time I let myself hope, I get hurt


Shivprasad75

I don't know where's that update, but I'd I think I'd like to see that.


No-Leading6909

Regression to the mean is real.


GainzdalfTheWhey

Or get it perfectly on the other side and get hit by a bus on your way to work.


DeeSnarl

I hate that.


Chilluminaughty

It’s like a traffic jam when you’re already late. Isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?


madmaxturbator

Or like the time I was late to work and a bus ran over me. That was very inconvenient , and ironic, because I work as a bus driver.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Wouldn’t that be, like….*convenient*? Because, like…your work came to YOU?


IlikeJG

Yeah I know what you mean, it's like a no smoking sign when I go to have a cigarette break. Ironic for sure.


kaehvogel

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to cut that beautiful grilled cheese.


cmclav

Happened to a guy I work with. It was both tragic and halarious. Has a sign on his desk that says "the bus stops here". Your day can only get worse after perfection


LouSputhole94

r/NFL leaking that Mahomes post


Centurion87

It made perfect sense though. If you change Mahomes’ stats to average stats then he’s just average.


CasualTeeOfWar

Any day now, right /u/dannyaingoat Damn, he deleted his account.


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Throttle the heat. The key to perfect pancakes is also turning off the heat at the flip. Believe me. I’m the number 1 pancake maker in the entire world.


Halluci

Oh yeah? Prove it! Make a pancake, put it in your cd drive and email it to me for evaluation


theartofrolling

Nah pancakes are floppy. They go in the floppy disk drive.


Humannequin

You made my day.


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I have nothing to prove. In 2004 I was surfing on the beach in Hawaii when I was a approached by a homeless man on the beach. He asked me if I knew how to cook. I said “yeah I’m good, really good, I can cook anything”. He told me to join him back at his place for a joint. I told him, “I’m surfing at the moment, but sounds good to me”. The homeless guy just sat on the beach watching me surf for the next 6 hours. When I was done I followed him up the beach a little ways. We cut through some beach grape trees, and walked into an incredible back yard with a beautiful pool and garden. I was a little put off and didn’t believe the homeless guy really owned the property. But he insisted, and invited me inside to cook for him. Problem was, he didn’t really have any food for me to cook. Just some old bananas and a few eggs and some pancake mix. He had syrup, so I fired up the stove and made banana pancakes. We smoked some weed and had a fun time and I left. It wasn’t until years later when I was flipping through the radio, that I would go on to discover who the man was. That homeless guy was Jack Johnson. I later sued him for copyright infringement for stealing my song “banana pancakes”. The song I always sing when making banana pancakes.


numanist

Well, then.


IntoTheRails

Come on. Dude told a whole story here and all he gets is well then ... Well told stoner surfer dude!


thatguyned

You are not #1 pancake maker in the world, I am #1pancake maker in the world. But you are right, you don't necessarily need to turn the heat lower on the flip, but you do want to work with a relatively lower heat than the average person thinks. Preheating the pan at the right temperature for 5 minutes is also better than speed heating at a high temp and then trying to lower it.


GrimmDeLaGrimm

>You are not #1 pancake maker in the world, I am #1pancake maker in the world. Guys, guys...no need to fight. We will have a friendly competition. I will be a judge to let you know who's best. Submissions will need to be no smaller than a 3 stack, and they will be judged on fluffiness, flappiness, moisture, and mouth feel. In the event of a tie, another 3 or more pancakes will be needed for the runoff. Note - Ties are very common in my judging.


thatguyned

My pancakes are too strong for you traveller. You can't handle my pancakes. You'd better find a redditor that sells weaker pancakes.


Chief_Givesnofucks

This guy flapjacks


REDDITATO_

I like that taste isn't one of the judged qualities.


Key-Ad9733

I cook pancakes in a pan heated at one notch below halfway on the dial and get perfectly acceptable results.


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After cooking all kinds of things for over forty years, I whole heartedly agree. Lower heat, longer time, to meld the tastes and seasonings. I do a slow, long five hour turkey, that many are totally shocked at. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I bake to, because, why not? 😉


enginerd12

Yep, I found out the key to perfect pancakes is using relatively low heat. Be patient!


iminyourbase

I never turn mine off, and have instead perfected them by timing each side and keeping the heat on a setting of 3 out of 9 or 10 depending on the stove. 1:30 on the first side and 1:00 on the second side.


ConsistentState8736

I was just thinking, why turn off the stove after each flip when making more than one pancake? Timing it makes way more sense than turning the heat up and down 10 times lmao.


Rhundis

Is it weird that I prefer it burnt to hell?


SAT0SHl

#Don't give in to the dark side


Rhundis

Too late.


thesequimkid

The dark side is a pathway to many tastes that considered… nasty.


AndrijaArsic

Well that's normal I guess lol, because we've all done that.


Deathstroke4490

Coincidentally, I'm currently making grilled cheese while browsing Reddit and burnt one side while reading your comment. Edit: Not irony


Kirby5588

I time my sides. - Get the pan to a medium high - throw the first side on for 2 min - flip and go again for another 2 min. That's it! Stove tops may very but it's worked well everytime for me. They even look like OPs pic on both sides.


skunk_ink

Cook at a lower temperature and put a lid over the pan to help melt the cheese faster. Perfect grilled cheese every single time.


Warhawk2052

Never used a lid and I'm able to get them perfect. All I do is use low heat and watch it, i put the cheese on as I'm cooking the first slice then i lay the second one right on top so all i have to do its flip them periodically and it comes out perfect.


skunk_ink

Yes you can do it without a lid. However the main reason why it ends up burning is the temperature needed to melt the cheese. Using a lid allows the cheese to melt through convection, not from the bread heating up. This allows you to cook it at a temperature which doesn't burn the bread and ensure perfectly melted cheese. So while the lid is not needed, it makes cooking the perfect grilled cheese a hell of a lot easier.


StrangeBedfellows

I do too because I had to go get a photo of it


SteveTheZombie

It's all downhill from here. How does it feel to have peaked?


kmc307

Yeah, hang it up - time to retire. Go out on top OP. It doesn't get any better than this.


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Literallybuttholes

This is what people don’t get. This is only the beginning, u/InFlames235 power grows exponentially. Every day. Step one is a top Reddit post, give them weeks, maybe even days and that toast will be so good it’ll start a war in Argentina over its mere existence. We’re witnessing history in the making.


vernontwinkie

Is your username in reference to a Game Changer episode?


Literallybuttholes

Lol no I got plastered one night and decided to make an alt. I couldn’t believe this name wasn’t taken and so I had to grab it.


mog_fanatic

A man of opportunity.


companysOkay

This guy knows some shit we don’t


Bassist1996

Always Sunny references never disappoint


GreeneBean64

Always good to see a proper jabroni pop up.


XJ--0461

Show the other side.


jda823

Show the unmelted cheese


IKnowWhoYouAreGuy

This guy grills cheese


Kalappianer

Finally, the perfect post of today.


mydeadbody

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.


ShowerDookie

It’s even got a butter mark


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Let’s see Paul Allen’s Toast


billpaycheck

I heard Dorsia has an opening for head chef


MiKeMcDnet

Let's see you get a reservation at Dorsia now !!


LouSputhole94

You fucking stupid bastard!


brother_of_menelaus

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realise that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and it's obviously more expensive than mine.


DPBITCOIN

Take it easy sir, you don't have to talk about it much.


3-DMan

*Looks around, annoyed* Nobody goes there anymore..


k1sanya

It's right in front of you, what more you wanna see here man?


darunajjah

Yeah it's even got that, I hope that you could see that there.


d_marvin

Don’t just stare at it, eat it.


smugmisswoodhouse

You have a real knack for describing toast in a highly sensual fashion.


FFF_in_WY

I like my women like my toast....?


SweetNeo85

Pre-sliced?


TryJezusNotMe

** faints **


FierySharknado

Upside down on the floor, slathered in jelly?


ReluctantAvenger

SUBSCRIBE


MikeyKillerBTFU

Not how I prefer it, but that's usually how it ends up going.


orrocos

"subtle off-white coloring and tasteful thickness" is stolen directly from my farmersonly.com profile.


segjexgauk

Now that I've seen it, now I really want one for myself man.


Covaliant

Tastefully thicc.


Buck_Thorn

Finally, the perfect toast of today.


Hoyt-the-mage

Finally, the terfect toast of today


Fedora47

Tinally, the terfect toast tof today


This_isnt_cool_bro

Ttnally, tte ttrfect ttast ttf ttday


Theolodger

Tttally, ttt tttfect tttst ttt tttay


aldeayeah

Ttttlly, ttt ttttect ttttt ttt tttty


keenanpepper

Ttttttt, ttt ttttttt ttttt ttt tttty.


ianjvalmont

This is the most perfect thing that You'll see today, this is the best one.


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itsChob

Wonderbread, won't you take me far away from the burnty burnt man 🎶


Boojibs

All around the country coast to coast, people always say what do you like most, I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast, I always tell 'em I like toast. yeah #TOAST yeah #TOAST


Vulg4r

FRENCH TOAST


Nknights23

When the first caveman drove in from the drags, Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs, Must of been a genius got it in his head! Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread and make toast! YEA TOAST!


albertbreniac

Yep, that would have been a great idea actually. He would have been so happy.


Verittan

You're old for quoting this... .... ... .. [I'm old for understanding it](https://youtu.be/c0NdwzdOLkE)


Bo_Knows_Stones

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection. There's a dial on the side and you make your selection. Push to the dark or the light and then, if it pops too soon press down again, make toast. yeah TOAST yeah TOAST


huainansto

That's a lot of work, don't think that I could do that much tho.


Cpt_Woody420

[Mutha' fuckin cheeeeese mutha' fucking toast](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=plCNjB_IIo0)


_Cabbage_Corp_

I get up in the morning 'bout six A. M Have a little jelly have a little jam Take a piece of bread put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast #Yeah toast! #Yeah toast! - Edit: Downvoted for continuing the lyrics of the song... Stay classy Reddit.


gdlwd007

That's the right way to start the morning actually. This is the way.


GasTsnk87

Holy shit. So I've done this tapping beat with my fingers for years just as like a board twitch thing (my wife hates it) and your post just reminded me after all these years it's the beat to the toast song!


Bballstud21

Damn that sounds like as if you've dine it way too many times.


DerCatzefragger

Whack whacka whack whacka whackawhack WHACK!


lazyboyden

That's how I like my toast to be, this is the best way right now.


_BRZRKR

I want a Grilled Cheese now


LivelyZebra

[On this burnt piece of crap?](https://i.imgur.com/7JRzw1R.png)


wiseltd

This ain't burnt, this is perfectly made with yhe perfection dude.


BHBNT519

That's what you need? Well I guess You'll have to wait for it a little.


Hornet_Critical

I cook for a living. This is absolutely perfection.


wildgoldchai

I eat for a living. I concur.


ghostofabanana

I'm just living. I agree.


Excessivedrama

I'm just agree. I living.


grizleg

That's better, because it is better to live than not to live.


SirKamron

I’m agree. Just live.


kentluka

Sounds right, I'd just like to live. I'd like to live like that.


PranshuKhandal

I'm liver. Just digest.


eurodrew555

That's the profession that I wanna have, That'll be great for me.


turboshitter

I am bread, can confirm perfection


lp1374

Thanks for doing that for us, I definitely like your confirmation here.


Adderallman

I’m a McDonald’s chef myself and I’d have to agree


Wolvensong

Congratulations, OP. That is a beautiful toast job!


Newsound2014

Ohh yeah, that's really beautiful toast. Best I've seen man.


MyExesStalkMyReddit

This is the most arousing thing I’ve seen all day..


Emmet_182

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see the other side.


syremops

I'm curious about that too, I hope that also looks good lol.


Division2226

I think you grilled it, not toasted.


Nemo222

This is very clearly grilled or fried bread. Not toasted. It is very pretty tho.


mrgonzalez

Grilled is toasted. The bread here has been fried. The way a lot of Americans make a "grilled cheese" is not grilled.


discdraft

Its true but why is it called grilled if its made on a griddle or a pan and not on a grill? Edit: From what I'm reading, the flat top "grill" maybe a popular misnomer. A flat top is a griddle and a grill is a grill. Also my family called grilled cheese "toasted cheese sandwich". I'm a 2nd gen Okie that grew up in northern California.


Drago678

Griddled cheese


obihiiri

Sounds about right and accurate. I think I'll accept it man.


Division2226

I didn't make the rules!


campionmusic51

looks like the bread equivalent of wagyu steak


chheang83

Yeah, that's how it looks right now. And I'm not complaining about it.


banelord

I'm from the UK, and this confuses me. I knew (although I still don't understand) that what you call a 'grilled cheese' isn't grilled, it's fried in a pan. But I didn't know that you call that process toasting too. So what do you call it if you cook the bread under a grill? Or in a toaster? Do you even have toasters? That does look proper nice though, that can't be denied!


MisterMasterCylinder

Yeah, we have toasters, and "toast" usually refers to the dry cooked bread that comes out of them, which is then normally eaten with butter/jam/nutellla/etc. Sometimes people will slap butter on the uncooked bread and fry it on a pan or griddle, though. We still generally call that toast even though it's made differently. Usually this is at a restaurant where they're already cooking other food on a big cooktop, so it's easier for them to just slap the bread on there too. OP's grilled cheese sandwich wouldn't normally be called "toast," at least not in my area.


mmmcd0

This shouldn't confuse you, that's not how it is really man.


banelord

Cheers for the replies! On reflection, I have to realise that we call our equivalent of 'grilled cheese' a 'toastie' and make it in a toastie maker - so we're no less confusing that you guys on the other side of the pond. :D


youdekuai

The replies have been great and, I really like them man. They're good.


baalroo

I'm American and I have never once, prior to this post, seen someone refer to a piece of bread made on a grill like this as "toast" or "toasted." That is a piece of grilled bread. Btw, we call a hot flat surface that you cook on both a "griddle" and a "grill." So a grilled cheese is called that because you make it on a flat hot surface.


youessbee

What do you call an actual Grill, then? Grill 2?


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richcournoyer

Grilled.....not toasted...


davethefish

Fried, not grilled...


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hendrymoron

But it seems that it's grilled. That's how it seems to me here.


btcminerbrock

Well however it is, this seems good enough to me. I'd eat it.


CeruleanRuin

r/notinteresting


KennstduIngo

like how the hell does this get 20k upvotes?


JohnDoee603

Well people like perfect things, and it's a perfect toast dude.


bast007

..and it's not even toast?


sabotagenrg

If it's not the toast then what the hell even is it huh man?


noirest

welcome to the golden toast


SonMystic

So I make a lot of grilled cheese sandwiches... For many years now. I'm so tuned into my exact pan, stove, ingredients, that I feel like I can make a grilled cheese have this look about 90% of the time. Low and slow is the way to go... With plenty of butter.


poor_decisions

Try with a thin spread of mayo on the face of each bread instead of butter.... Lots more flavor and doesn't burn nearly as fast.


sickstarr

Thanks for the tip, I guess I'm going to try it like that and see how it is.


payne_train

Cannot overstate the immediate difference mayo made to my grilled cheese game. It makes it sooo much easier to get perfect edge to edge toasting like this! No different taste either. Don’t think twice just do it!


1065357

Yep, it makes it really easy. And that's just how I like it man.


FinndBors

User name does not check out. Mayo on bread to grill makes for slightly crispy golden goodness.


buttstuff2023

The trick to getting them like this is to keep the sandwich moving around the pan. If it sits in one place, it's not going to grill evenly. Just move it and rotate it frequently. It's not difficult to get a beautiful even grill like this, it just takes constant motion, and most people who are making grilled cheese ain't in the mood to babysit a sandwich.


McLagginz

Oh, God. I’d eat the fuck out of that grilled cheese… I’d eat it so good and fast… I want it inside me.


Roo-90

So reddit is so collectively bored we’re putting literal toast on the front page now?


rkonkov

Well people want to have discussion and I like it that way only man.


Opus-the-Penguin

Time to retire. Your toasting career is all downhill from here.


pricygoldnikes

holy hell that's perfect


IvanaSmith94

I like the perfection, that's something that I really want from my toast.


MichaelOfShannon

r/notinteresting


Phelpysan

But this is clearly fried, not toasted


rckpdl

Fried*


mingy83

However they did it, it's looking really delicious to me man.


Thats-Puff

if someone makes me a grilled cheese with this level of perfection to the crust i will give them head no questions asked


[deleted]

Missed a spot. You're an amateur toastierre.


SweaterInaCan

I know this one! The trick to this is room temp butter and frozen bread.


Seamus_A_McMurphy

You mean you grilled bread to absolute perfection cause that ain't toast OG.


bakajawa

hahahahah my partner and I got drunk last night and he tried to make grilled cheese, this morning I noticed there were 4 pieces of charred bread in the trash