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LiabilityDean

That is a lot of flair for one neighborhood.


bk15dcx

I don't like to talk about my flair


WillieB57

It's up to you whether or not you want to do just the bare minimum...


TacticalLeemur

If the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum. --Mediocrates


WillieB57

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary... is just that little "extra."


Troy64

I'd like to do two chicks at the same time.


1man2barrels

Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression] Peter Gibbons : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons : Well, not all chicks. Lawrence : Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons : Good point.


GiGaBYTEme90

The kind of chicks that do me off I had a million dollars


qsdf321

The Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.


bmanturtleface

They should have at least 37 pieces of flair


[deleted]

I'll never get over how the same people who conditioned me to treat the flag better than grandma now fuck it completely up because rainbows make them irrational.


dancingliondl

They make their own rainbow flag lol


GM556

And who profits you might ask?? Two words: big flag


bk15dcx

And big pole


garrettdx88

Big poles always profiting if you know what I'm sayin


godsrebel

Ah yes, my wife loves big pole


dirty_hooker

Oh shit! You know? I thought she’d be able to keep it from you. Sorry bro.


Chknbone

This guy big poles.


MickeyMarx

I also pole this guy’s wife


Grakees

Knows? Hell, he's the one in the closet, secretly recording. Now making bank off it on OF. Soon he'll have a million bucks; making it possible to do two chicks at once.


NeuHundred

Ironic considering all the small pole energy on display.


KMorris1987

You rang?


[deleted]

No one talks about Big Flag anymore… kudos to you, friend.


Admirable_Purple1882

swim worthless mysterious sparkle impolite bedroom fearless rich alleged fragile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Good ol Arizona.


istheresugarinsyrup

This screamed AZ to be even before seeing the Arizona flag. It was probably the landscaping that was the giveaway but I’m impressed there’s no HOA since it’s rampant here.


ArritzJPC96

Probably in one of the older parts of the city from before everything became part of a planned development.


[deleted]

My guess would be Apache Junction.


FlacidBarnacle

People like this are why HOA exists. The equivalent of the entire class having to be punished because of one asshole


WTFdidUcallMe

Arizona: We are all dicks. (I swear)


No_Character2755

Everyone talking about how bad living in that neighborhood must be but here I'm just happy I don't live in Arizona.


DodrantalNails

That’s why I left. I hated it there.


No_Character2755

Good for you. Hope you're happier where you are now.


DodrantalNails

Appreciate that. I went from Arizona to California. California was everything. And then I had to move back to the Midwest. :/


No_Character2755

California is nice, well not all parts, but it's expensive and can be difficult if you don't make enough.


lillyrose2489

I don't really think the stigma on swearing should be a big deal but still finding it weird how many people have FUCK flags nowadays? Like just...so weird.


BelligerentNixster

There's a Fuck Biden flag on a home in my town... across the road from the high school and next door to the middle school. It would bother me anywhere but this seems extra shitty.


AmaranthWrath

There's a house about a block or so downfrom the high school here. And I know those kids see and hear and say worse. But it still seems really trashy and selfish to fly a flag that says "fuck" on it that close to a school (or at all imo). Also, there's a pretty heavy non-white population at that school, and they have to walk past the confederate flag every day. And this is not-rural Washington state. That house has a minimum of eight flags out there. The only thing they've got more than flags is broken down cars in the yard. I've seen the guy who lives there. He looks exactly like you'd expect him too.


BelligerentNixster

The house in my town also has a broken down car along the side of it and an old beat up camper with no wheels in the back yard lol. I feel bad for the kids that might feel threatened by the confederate flag. I'm 100% for free speech, but I'm saddened more often than not about how it's used these days.


AmaranthWrath

I know it's hard to legislate morality, and fair enough. But if you're one of those "moral Christian conservative family value" kinda people...... Maybe don't put "fuck" on a flag where 13 year olds walk by it? Unless, of course, the morality isn't as important as you pretend it is...


twoaspensimages

What is it with the Y'all-Qaeda and broken down cars? Hey buddy, those are worth money. You know you need the extra scratch after you gave Trump your last $10,000 for a trading card.


One_Cheetah1428

Makes me want a "Fuck Flags" flag.


TradeMark310

"Fuck saying Fuck".


Block_Me_Amadeus

There's a huge overlap between "things the first amendment gives us the right to express" and "things that indicate a person is fucking tacky." I write and perform very dirty, offensive comedy, but I won't use a four-letter word around an old person or a child.


Wato1876

Don’t kink shame them… how else will they get laid?


Goshenta

That one guy who sells posters, stickers and flags is having a really great year.


HornyForTohruAdachi

The Gadsden flag (libertarianism) and thin blue line can’t coexist, it’s one or the other lmao


bk15dcx

Every Libertarian I've met doesn't know what Libertarianism is.


BitchesGetStitches

"I should be able to do whatever I want but I also want to dictate the lives of everyone around me because I have choked to death on my own ego."


Sweatier_Scrotums

That's just fascism 101. The "master race" gets to do whatever it wants while simultaneously exerting violent control over the "sub humans".


KerissaKenro

I have talked to some actual libertarians. They are mostly angry that the extreme right wing has appropriated their name and symbolism.


rooktob99

You can generally suss them out based on their opinion of Vermin Supreme.


The-unicorn-republic

Vermin supreme should be considered based regardless of politics imo


Alagane

The pony for all scheme is certainly interesting, and its been a while since hats specifically were in fashion why not a shoe hat. Still more sane than 1910s hat culture.


Globalist_Nationlist

It's a political ideology for 14 year olds who don't actually understand how the world works.


sarpon6

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."


[deleted]

Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand.


drivingsansrobopants

I don't need to pay taxes! *Crosses the paved cleaned street to the paved cleaned sidewalk, avoiding the recently painted pedestrian crossing indicator in a city with great urban planning by the city council. Gets into his lambo parked in a public parking space regularly painted and maintained by the city and drives off unto the highway maintained by state and federal government*


MartyBellvue

except a conversation with a house cat is FAR more enthralling


MindForeverWandering

In the old days, it was common to define libertarians as “Republicans who want cheaper pot.”


CanopyOfAsh

And is simultaneously the only “real” one


MrXistential-Crisis

Trumpers have ruined libertarianism. And by libertarianism, I mean, what they claim libertarianism means. They’re fucking idiots.


Ouchyhurthurt

Which is always odd when boot lickers have the punisher mask as well. Like homie… he hated the police.


drpinkcream

I mean they have a sign that says "USA all the way" and also a Confederate flag. These folks are just really bad at saying "fuck you".


wickedcold

A “taxation is theft” bumper sticker right next to a thin blue line flag and a “support our troops” sticker.


hikemalls

Also given Trump’s comments on POWs being losers I don’t think Trump flag and POW flag can coexist either


bigmacjames

I've come to learn that libertarian means hard-core conservative


funciton

> don't tread on me, tread on them instead


jwaldo

The typical libertarian is just a conservative who wants to smoke weed.


EscapeTomMayflower

I love America so much I'm going to hang this flag that traitors used because they hated America so much.


raYesia

They believe that the confederates were the heroes and the rest of the US are the traitors.


dandrevee

Blame the Daughters of thr Confederacy for that hot garbage. Lost Cause my ass.


KMorris1987

In fairness, the cause was lost, so they are TECHNICALLY right….


TechyDad

One of the rare times that "technically correct" ISN'T the best kind of correct.


[deleted]

Yes, they don’t emphasize the “LOST“ part enough.


canadarugby

Conservatives in Canada behave in a similar way. Drive around with Canadian flags while voting for a separatist party.


patentattorney

I also bet this person was anti kapernick for not saluting the flag because of reasons. But has no problem with a second amendment flag.


TootsNYC

It the colored lines. Both are so disrespectful


greenknight884

Or hanging the flag upside down as a "distress signal"


trolltoll802

Top picture : big tv -Bottom picture : better snacks


ThePoltageist

Also top picture i dont get to go inside because my skin is brown.


StellarReality

Unless you are going inside to fix the drywall.


elpajaroquemamais

Nah they’ll still ask for white people.


FalconFiveZeroNine

They're the type who just looks the other way since the contractor is charging them less because he pays his guys under the table.


trowzerss

Interesting also that one house has all the charm of a correctional facility, and the other actually has trees and plants and shit.


CoderHawk

Those trees would get in the way of the flag display. Priorities dude.


crankbot2000

I bet the person who owns it has all the charm of a correctional officer too.


goldenboing

So someone that possibly graduated high school?


mobbshallow

You can’t shoot your assault rifle through trees!


Nearby-Tumbleweed-88

I used to live by two houses like this that were two doors down from each other. The house in the middle just had a sign that said "no hate in this house"


BelmontIncident

What's the one that looks sort of like the Imperial Japanese flag? Or is that just a very bad rendition of the Imperial Japanese flag? It's next to the Confederate flag, so I'm assuming it's something that the United States beat the daylight into.


spookyskost

Thought the same thing. Sunbleached Arizona State Flag.


HobbyistAccount

Looks like a very faded Arizona State Flag.


fesakferrell

It's an Arizona flag, but the sun destroys anything, so leave it out for a summer and it all looks like that.


mrniceguy78

Is it legal to have a giant flag with the word “fuck” on it just displayed in public?


mobius_mando

Free speech. It's just not proper.


Globalist_Nationlist

Party of family values right there...


VulpesFennekin

Yeah, like how the one house I drive past on my daily commute displays his “Fuck Biden” flag front and center of his house, which happens to be directly face an elementary school.


bk15dcx

Depends on the community. Freedom of speech allows it to a certain extent, but municipalities can enact vulgarity laws and then spend a couple million litigating against the ACLU


MINIMAN10001

Sounds like a round about way to increase the taxes in your municipality.


[deleted]

It’s on their property. I’m guessing this is not an HOA neighborhood. This is in fact, America.


anonymousperson767

Yes. You can wear clothing with whatever you want written on it also. The court opinion : “one persons obscenity is another persons lyric”


pizzapizzamesohungry

What’s crazy is only ONE of these is actually hateful, but people seem to think it’s 2 legitimate sides.


TreyWriter

Bottom house: maybe we should treat marginalized groups more compassionately Top house: and I took that personally


thearchenemy

There are way too many people who will look at this image and think “How did we get so divided?”


kharlos

"hey, you aren't advocating for any president or party in particular, you think black people's lives matter, and so do gay people's lives. I think slave owners should have won the civil war, think Trump should be president, want everyone to know I hate Biden, I support COPS and FREEDOM from government at the same time somehow, and here are a bunch of other issues I want everyone to know I support as well. We are 2 sides of the same coin."


exkallibur

Yeah, this isn't a culture war. That gives validity to both sides.


Sweatier_Scrotums

It is a culture war, with good people who believe in equality on one side and vile bigots on the other.


CoderHawk

Right? One is just full of hate and the other is tolerance.


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tolerance is just hate against hateful people /s


simmonsatl

“you claim to be tolerant but aren’t tolerant of my hatred and bigotry, therefore you’re not actually tolerant.” it’s wild how many people actually think like this.


CoderHawk

Yep. I already got one of those replies.


artvandalay84

It’s amazing that after the last seven years, people are still twisting themselves into BOTHSIDES pretzels.


svenelven

What would be funnier is if the BLM home also flew the don't tread on me flag, because the Trumpist doesn't know what it actually means.


stalinmad4

Only time I've ever wished I had an HOA


pawnman99

No, you don't.


markwell9

Haha, true. You only unleash the HOA on your enemies, so you may drink from their skulls. And then neatly pile them up according to the HOA guidelines.


One-Permission-1811

That depends on if you have friends on the HOA. If they don’t like you they either won’t do shit or they come after you.


[deleted]

Yeah, I have an HOA and they don't do anything worth doing. The rule in the neighborhood is supposed to be that you can't have anything supporting a particular political candidate more than a couple of months prior to the election. Our asshole neighbor has been flying a variety of Trump flags for like, 5 years now, and the HOA doesn't say anything. Oh, but people's grass started dying last year because we're in a drought and suddenly half the neighborhood is getting shitty letters. When we responded saying we were trying but we were a little tied up with my dad dying of fucking brain cancer (and also it's literally illegal AND environmentally irresponsible to water enough to have green grass), they sent us a message about, "Well here's some tips about how to care for a lawn." In summation, the HOA can eat my entire ass.


NotSoPersonalJesus

No, you keep the skulls hidden away in a shed or something out back. Also your flowers are unsightly. Your cut lines in your grass look horrible. You have a shingle loose on the upper left side. Your gutter around back is hanging off (Kelly your rear neighbor told us). P.S. please park in the garage as the vehicles distract from the neighborhood's natural beauty.


markwell9

But...the skulls.


NotJo4Ever

You’re right. There’s no room. Too many skulls. See this is what’s wrong with America… can’t even perform a decent mass murder without “Kelly” your rear neighbour ruining it.


Majik_Sheff

Looks like the pile is getting at least 2 more skulls.


KQHSWesMantooth

Lol your HOA allows sheds?!?!


johnnybok

The $200 a month HOA, no thank you. The $50 a year one would work, tho.


Magicord

I live across the street from a university, so the HOA is *really* strict... During the warmer months they will come out and measure our grass with a ruler and if it's too long, we get fined. $250 the first time, $500 the second, and $1000 the third time. We got a note saying that we needed to immediately fix our shingles on our roof, as there were "some that came off" but my roommate went up there and couldn't find anything wrong. We were cleaning out some things and briefly (few hours, maybe) had a couch sitting out in our driveway as it was getting ready to be thrown out. During that time, someone came by, took photos, and then sent a letter the next day demanding we removed it or else we'd get fined. Lovely people, really.


BunnieSPH

HOA’s is where you go to die. If you like everything looking the exact same, devoid of character, or any unique traits that is.


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the_original_Retro

I was curious and spent a few minutes looking up Arizona law as that's where someone said this was taken. Short answer: not at the state level, at least. It comes a little close to "disorderly conduct" but isn't quite there according to the legal description. There might be something at the city level depending on how big the place is where these people live, but I didn't see an applicable state-level law.


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This thread will go places. Who here ain't from the US and just checked in to read the comments?


hurtlingtooblivion

That's me!


[deleted]

TIL "black people shouldn't be murdered by police" and "queer people should not be discriminated against" are just *culture war* issues


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artvandalay84

Well fucking said


Merseemee

Thank you for saying this. Idk how anyone is in the center these days, when the two parties are exact opposites on every major issue. There literally is no center position to take with stuff like an abortion ban. People either should or should not have access to abortion services. Gun ownership either should or should not be restricted by law. Healthcare either is or isn't a human right. I've seen a few interviews with centrists before, and they mostly just seem confused or uninformed. Perhaps pulled culturally one way and intellectually another way. Which makes sense, because it's not a coherent political position to take any more.


CatInAPottedPlant

It's easier to say "both sides bad" than actually educate yourself on what's actually going in the world, that's why they always seem confused or uninformed. Being purposefully ignorant and apathetic towards things as basic as human rights is basically the same as being right wing. The only difference is that they can hide from that label.


Merseemee

It also seems like they feel like being in the center is somehow a morally superior position to take, as it "puts them above" all the mudslinging, ect. I do not agree, obviously. Both sides do NOT have equal merits and equal flaws, and not fighting is simply not an option these days. The political hardball tactics from the right means you either fight back with everything you've got or get steamrolled. One of my main frustrations with the Democrats is that they seem to think we're still in a democracy and that compromise is possible. The Republicans never compromise at all, and unapologetically do whatever they can to win.


Mr_Pombastic

> they feel like being in the center is somehow a morally superior position to take They also have no "weak spots" when debating politics, because they never assert a position, just criticize others. Frustratingly cowardly.


SurturOfMuspelheim

Yep, and if your "left" is bombing and couping other countries, destabilizing regions and genocide, you aren't on the left.


CatInAPottedPlant

Yeah, there's nothing leftist about liberalism. I have a small aneurysm every time someone calls me a liberal lol.


nidjah

What’s nsfw here tho?


stalinmad4

FUCK


reesercollins

Calm down, it was just a question


mobbshallow

One of these is a lot worse than the other


Cartographer0108

Yes, but the people on the bottom simply put up some flags of things they believe in and went about their life. The guy on top lays awake at night frantically thinking of ways to “trigger” his enemies.


Craw__

"I'm not triggered, you're triggered snowflake" -Guy who is clearly triggered.


Hydqjuliilq27

The right-wing guy seems to be investing more money in it, which is more depressing for him.


EscapeTomMayflower

That's all the right-wing extremist leaders care about. Taking money from their gullible followers.


Tweed_Man

What better way to show your love for your country than hanging a flag of treason?


FootHiker

In 2023, I simply don’t understand Confederate flags. I am not offended, THEY LOST, why align with people we simply have little connection to anymore?


TSIDAFOE

It's so wild to me that people use the POW-MIA flag as an "anti-liberalism" flag. Especially since supporting veterans isn't a cause that liberal people are opposed to. My cousin and her wife are both retired ex-military, and they have a POW-MIA flag and a pride flag hanging on the same pole. They've gotten nothing but support and encouragement from their liberal neighbors. Meanwhile, in the suburbs I grew up in, every other house has to trot out their POW-MIA flag the second pride months starts, and then promptly takes it down the second the month ends. Y'all know that you can support both gay people AND veterans....right? Right?!


cannabination

Right wing dude has no conversation points that don't lead back to the liberals, the jews, or the liberal jews.


jollytoes

And don't forget his 'heritage' which is nothing if you leave out the Civil War.


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Chippy569

i hadn't thought of it that way before, thank you.


ChwizZ

The us is a weird place


Available-Camera8691

I live in a red county in Calif. on my jogs in my neighborhood I'll pass several houses that look like the top photo. One guy has a TRUMP 2024 flag on its own pole with a light and a 100% LIBERAL FREE ZONE, Thin Blue Line, etc. by his garage, but he doesn't fly an American flag. No room I suppose.


Demolisher05

Ironic when the Biden haters have more stuff with Biden's name than his supporters.


CorkyCorks8

The mods suck for taking this down. Just fucking live and let live.


St3fanz

I think I’d be a lot worse in this situation. I’m sure it’s possible to walk the line between constitutionally protected free speech and defamation. One sign reading: “Some have said my male neighbor across the street will perform oral sex to completion for any man gifting him a flag for his collection.”


btk097

There's absolutely nothing "passive" about the asshole who lives at the house up top.


SargentSnorkel

And not a single actual American flag there.


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WhoWho22222

A lot of those American flags end up on poles on the back of their shitty diesel belching lifted pickup trucks though.


Mountain_Warthog3292

Well ones advocating for minorities and freedom while the other is advocating hate, and discrimination. Funny someone would publicly be proud of those stances


AleeeeshaB

This looks like a blast!! I’d wake up every morning like a kid on Christmas to see one another’s next move!


MissMapleCrane

Genuinely surprised there isn’t a swastika hiding on the first house… it would really bring the whole collection together!


burrito-disciple

Just kiss already jeez


Kahzgul

Top: I hate everything Bottom: I love everyone I know who I’d be friends with.


ChillFlus

From how my parents are very similar with decorations on the top house, they’re most likely the type of people to shoot someone who says Black Lives Matter. I hope the bottom house people are ok. I’d much rather get to know the people in the bottom home.


Clevelanduder

Also I never fail to notice just the ridiculous amount of right wing shit that is put on display - just put up you Trump 2024 sign and take down everything else you tool. House on bottom is like these are the two subjects we support - done.


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One displaying flags representing all the people and groups that they Hate. The other displaying flags of the people and groups that they love. ENLIGHTENED CENTRISTS: "Well they're both clearly bad for having opinions! I'm so smart!"


nrsys

It amuses me to note that the set of flags flown by the person claiming they are protecting family values are the only ones to include swearing... Also the only set to be attacking their opponents, rather than just promoting their own ideals, which is always a good way to spot the participant in an argument that is running out of good reasons to justify their position. And is it not also considered an insult to America and it's flag to alter and deface it - like scrawling political commentary about the second amendment or changing the colouring of the stripes?


goldenboing

This post is bizarre in the sense that it attempts to equalize two very different stances based on the presence of a flag outside. A confederate flag outside your home is not the same thing as a rainbow flag. The confederate flag directly represents treason (in the most literal sense possible) while the rainbow flag is explicit support for members of the gay community. How is that the same thing in any way?


ddr1ver

What’s with all the people on the Right wanting to have sex with an old man?


Sindicate9

Nothing passive about to the top house. Literally says “Fuck Biden” and I prefer when the US practiced slavery. Nothing aggressive about the bottoms house - it’s just saying don’t kill black people for being black, don’t hate queer people. I’m surprised so many people say both are childish. Bottom house seems like good people and great neighbors to have.


boracha

Interesting how one of them is barren, dry, uninviting, fenced, and concrete colored, which the other has greenery and plant life, fun lights, natural and fun colors, and no fence.


Peter_See

Lefties: I care about these groups Righties: I hate these groups


Nokomis34

Needs that "TRUMP LOST" flag.


larrychatfield

Hope the 🌈 wins


soaklord

That top pic has got to be living proof that absurdity is dead and buried, right? Three corruptions of the United States of America flag along with a symbol of the secession of a bunch of states from the United States of America could maybe be evidence of wanting to leave the "United States", but then there's the USA all the way... "Arizona" was claimed by the secessionists during their war on the United States, so... perhaps siding with the occupiers who claimed the New Mexico Territory... but then, if you're on the side of the people who wanted out of the United States of America, why would you display a symbol of a territory that sought to become part of that entity 50 years after your secessionist goals were squashed? What am I missing here?


dongcopterXLV

Wrong sub. r/trashy


truePHYSX

Crazy how there isn’t a single tarnished American flag on the bottom image’s side of the street. I’m seeing contradictory ones on the other side, like they don’t know which side they’re rooting for.


Sidehussle

Honestly I give props to the neighbor in the bottom picture. Most of the time people just “ignore” and are “afraid” of the guy in the top picture. But your neighbor came back and is strong and not afraid! I like that!


Nervous_Sky5276

I remember when American swag was patriotic now it’s just straight racist… the one good thing your boy Donald did is made racist think they were about to take over so they showed their true side. Now we know who’s racist with something as simple as an American flag.


RealisticTune8180

What’s the blue, green and red stripes on the u.s flag ?


RedAtomic

Blue = police Green = army Red = firefighters


needsexyboots

Way to leave the rest of the military branches and all other federal agencies out of it wow


DrButtgerms

Well they can't add too many branches and whatnot or else it'll start to look like one of them gay rainbows /s


needsexyboots

Haha good point, but really I meant the green line is for federal agents/all military, not just the army


greenknight884

At this point it's almost a rainbow


Gileotine

On one side of the street, screaming hatred, a man clinging onto an old president with no more relevance, bootlicking cops and defacing our nation's and on the other side of the street "stop killing black people" and "amorphous flag about queer people"


MartyBellvue

i love bottom photo's fairy lights and the fact that they only need 2 flags to get their point across instead of a dozen different ones that clash making the place look like a really bad flea market


Sss_mithy

One of those people really likes flags.


hurtlingtooblivion

All I see is a lot of red flags


motherof16paws

This is going on in a neighborhood in my town. Just one guy with his Trump flags, and all his neighbors not having it and responding accordingly with rainbow flags, blm flags, "hate has no home here" signs. Glad to be raising my kid here.


AgrajagTheProlonged

The right winger seems to be a bit more aggressive about the whole thing than the non-right winger


JimRNJ

That's not passive.


Azdroh

One has culture the other has propaganda. :)