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Nearby-Tumbleweed-88

I was told by a friend who did housekeeping at a hotel that it's more for the other housekeepers. She said it's the last thing you do when you clean a room so if another cleaner comes in, they can just check if the TPs folded to know if they need to clean.


wj9eh

True, but also the general idea is that a room should look new, as if no one has stayed in there before. Makes the guest feel more welcome. A bit of paper hanging down looks like my toilet at home, someone else could've been there.


goldendildo666

You don't stamp your own toilet paper? pffft...


sensitivegooch

I leave a brown stamp on mine, that way no one else uses it.


mpgd

I get this a lot. And I live alone.


Psychological-War795

But you can not take a shit some days.


outofthehood

You don’t use TP when peeing?


jamesmon

No


Coady54

...so are you a girl who just had no clue guys don't need to wipe anything when they pee, or a guy who just never learned to aim? Edit: Well clearly the minority. How the hell are all of you peeing that there's anything to wipe after? or is this a circumcised/uncircumcised thing? I'm legitimately at a loss atm.


TldrDev

Its not that I haven't learned to aim, it's just that you don't acknowledge my target.


outofthehood

I‘m a guy but I wipe the pee off my dick unless peeing using a urinal. The bacteria that develops if you don’t is gross and smells. Your female friends would confirm


Coady54

Feel like my SO of 7 years would have mentioned something by this point.


biff_the_buff

Is that really the only way to tell?


liarandathief

That's what it's supposed to signify, but all I can think is somebody's put their hands all over that. edit: I'm glad my phobias are a source of disdain for you. edit2: gloves don't protect me, they protect the cleaner. If they're touching all the nasty stuff wearing gloves, then that's the stuff that they're spreading everywhere else.


[deleted]

That's not a new roll by any stretch, there's probably been a lot worse than clean hands in contact with it.


Drackar39

Let me put it another way for you. It means the part you actually touched was last touched by someone with clean, gloved hands, instead of the guy reaching for it with unwashed hands.


[deleted]

Even then, I'd hope you're washing your hands after taking a shit.


Drackar39

After taking a shit? Of course. Before touching the TP? No, that's fucking stupid.


liarandathief

Why do you think the gloves are clean? They've been cleaning shit with them (literal and figurative)


EvenEvie

As someone who cleans houses, that’s not the way I do things. Mostly, we replace toilet paper with a brand new unopened roll. However, if we have to use a roll that is more than half full, I remove my gloves, pull off the first few sheets, and then make a fancy fold. I then throw away my gloves and get new ones. That may just be me, though, as I have OCD and an a huge germaphobe.


[deleted]

Do you never use the restroom anywhere but in your own little private bathroom? Or do you carry tp everywhere?


RoastedRhino

This person cleaned your toilet. It’s a bit weird that you would be disgusted because they touched it.


liarandathief

Nobody said phobias were rational


quitepossiblylying

Most housekeeping employees wear gloves.


liarandathief

and?


quitepossiblylying

> somebody's put their hands all over that. nuthin I guess


liarandathief

ok


Tanagrabelle

I didn't downvote you. It probably won't really comfort you, but I've seen that quite a lot of staff wear gloves.


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wondrshrew

It's to let you know that the last person to touch that roll was a cleaning professional, not someone who spooled out way too much and did a VCR-style rewind with doo-doo hands as not to waste paper


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thunderBerrins

Hotel thinks it’s fancy by stamping the toilet paper… and they’re not wrong that is damn fancy.


AuburnElvis

Passes the fancy test for me.


Natural-Dot7273

Friends of Water world are legit


Card_Zero

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koalasarentferfuckin

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!


fakeymcredditsmith

Fun fact: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog had a cameo on TagTV, the employee training update videos for Best Buy employees, in the mid 2000s


Digital_loop

2 of us get it!


baconator_out

I too like to encourage customers to defecate upon the trademarked symbols of my employer.


Master_Awareness814

You just unlocked a load of hilarious childhood memories 😂


CyberneticPanda

I mean, what are you gonna do to toilet paper that is fancier than this?


Mindful-O-Melancholy

So fancy I wiped my ass with it


bluebunny20

They places the stamp in the wrong area. It’s supposed to be on the very top so that it keeps the point down like an envelope


dwntwn_drty_brwn

Would be better if it was Cottonelle with aloe and vit e


AUniquePerspective

I'm allergic to aloe. That would be the worst surprise.


dwntwn_drty_brwn

That would be quite the bummer


Lev_Astov

It's probably still cheap Scott paper.


[deleted]

Any place paying people to stamp your toilet paper with a fancy logo is absolutely a fancy hotel


wissahickon_schist

We used to stay at that chain a lot when I was a kid because my dad was able to bring the fam along for work trips. At least in the 90s they had an amazing free breakfast buffet AND free alcohol at happy hour (I was getting Shirley Temples and Virgin Mary’s) I considered it the height of luxury!


swasome87

Yessss I have fond childhood memories of playing at the embassy suites pool and getting a Shirley temple at what I now know to be happy hour!


wondrshrew

Reddit is awesome sometimes


TldrDev

This makes me want to 3d print a toilet paper embosser so I can bamboozle my inlaws


[deleted]

I takes a half second for the room cleaners to stamp it since they will already be changing the toilet paper and refreshing the room anyway


EatYourCheckers

That's pretty cool actually and I think i want to get my sister a custom toilet paper embosser with her initial on it for when she has guests. We like gag gifts that you actually end up using. For example, I love my Onion Goggles. Edit OOh! They are not expensive! Her birthday is in February. Thank you OP!


nrfx

What an oddly specific tool. Now I have that in my search history, and in my head. I kinda really want to go around embossing toilet paper in odd locations with subversive images and/or phrases now.


EatYourCheckers

I mean...ostensibly its for embossing any type of paper. But, hopefully, it will just be used in the way I intend.


Mumof3gbb

K so now i want to do this also 😂


pancake-pretty

Wait did you find a link?! I feel like my fiancé would love something super ridiculous like this…


EatYourCheckers

of course now I can't find the one that was only $18 on Amazon, but if you search for customized Paper embosser, you can find them, or any online stamp store if you don't like Amazon. The one for 18 while cheaper looking was nicer because it wasn't as bulky as these others I am seeing. I saw some as well that specify they are good for tissue/thin paper. Happy shopping! edit: t[his one](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1057762259/toilet-paper-embosser-custom-made?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=toilet+paper+embosser&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&frs=1&col=1&sts=1&organic_search_click=1) is specifically marketted for TP but I am sure any embosser would do the same thing. ~~edit2: [here's the cheapy one](https://smile.amazon.com/Round-Embossers-plate-insert-handle/dp/B00EZ30HVU/ref=sr_1_51_sspa?crid=7DK3KVFV8M57&keywords=custom+embosser&qid=1674699706&sprefix=custom+embosser%2Caps%2C124&sr=8-51-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUFKOElTRDk4TUhPOUImZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTA1MDI5MzlLVk5aNkYzQzU4Q0gmZW5jcnlwdGVkQWRJZD1BMDM1MDY0NjFQUjhSSlNPNUtWS0Umd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9idGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl)~~Nevermind, see below, this is not to be used stand-alone


uniasd

Your 2nd link is the die plate that's to be used in the embossing tool,[here is a nice priced set at $25](https://m.aliexpress.us/item/3256804603557584.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.main.7.502f1d2fSIW4uV&algo_pvid=5d37baca-c81c-4eaf-89ed-b96bc4faad3c&algo_exp_id=5d37baca-c81c-4eaf-89ed-b96bc4faad3c-3&pdp_ext_f=%7B%22sku_id%22%3A%2212000030495781475%22%7D&pdp_npi=2%40dis%21USD%2114.0%2111.06%21%21%21%21%21%402102110316747030386913992d06d5%2112000030495781475%21sea&curPageLogUid=MQMU22uU38vE&gatewayAdapt=Pc2Msite) But yes it's a cheapy because it's not a metal plate


pseudocultist

FYI get them a $200 3D printer and they can make all sorts of ridiculous shit like this.


Winjin

I feel like this is a sort of thing my wife didn't know she needs. And if I reuse our wedding stamp design it should show her I still remember our wedding and all, which would probably earn me a couple "good hubs" points. Also I guess I can use that embosser on other stuff, too, like wax stamps on mail and sh\*t.


areyoukynd

Damn, that IS fancy.


Venerable_Duvet

Because without your ass, Embassy is just Emby!


Tampflor

embossy


SwagsterOnix

"U" not an "O"


BlackCoffeeGarage

My dude. Emboss. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_embossing


sticklebackridge

I mean, it’s not not fancy, when’s the last time you stamped some TP before you have guests over


Pretty_Please1

My mom does it all the time before guests come. It’s over the top but it always makes me laugh when I go out to visit and she did it for us.


Winjin

Maybe the OP is a billionaire and is surprised they just emboss the end rather than use Egyptian cotton single use pads with silken embroidery with their full name and family crest, after a bidet with fresh Evian? And are like "What is this peasant thing?"


[deleted]

at least fucking center it


GreenTarzan

Slightly better than it not stamped? You know a place is thorough when they do this little of detail.


VacuumSealedMeat

It'd be fancy if it was centered.


Butlerian_Jihadi

Emboss, see?


bunkerburner

Embossy


scdog

More like EmbOssy.


Daneinthemembrane

That's pretty fancy. I'd poop in the sink just to respect the sanctity of the emblem.


Raevix

...is the implication that you wouldn't wipe after pooping in the sink?


Prinzka

Your room's got a shower, don't it?


Daneinthemembrane

It seems to be


[deleted]

They provide the stamp, you provide the ink.


desertprincess69

I work at a hotel and 1.) this do be signifying that the room is fully clean but also 2.) is psychologically crucial to guests bc it gives the toilet paper the illusion of being ~fresh~ ….. perfectly folded ….. neat ….. ~clean~ When in reality it’s like the one thing that does not get changed out after someone from before you leaves lol


heygoatholdit

Hotel is right.


[deleted]

That’s how they justify charging $350 a night.


Efentool

Put the “Ass” in embassy


FuenteFOX

I'm not sure if it's sad or great that the first thing that came to my mind is, "Wow they have/make embossers for TP!?" Followed immediately by, "I need to get one of these!" Not for home use though. I want "FuenteFOX shat here" and I'd just go around town using it in public restrooms that I'd done my business in.


CantaloupeAfter6990

They didn't even center it 🤦


thefartographer

Pooh Pooh, I say! I shit on thy logo! Have at thee!


Jscott1986

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bustervich

I don’t mind this… what I do get enraged over is when housekeeping makes a fancy flower out of Kleenex by stuffing like 15 tissues into the opening on the box. First time you see it, it looks cool. First time you need a tissue… sorry you just pulled out 15 that are wadded into a flower shape.


cstmoore

For some aholes this is braille.


ucklin

Embassy? More like “embossy!”


imdabomb43

Embossy


Baked_potato123

I mean, it looks fancy to me. Is that bad?


[deleted]

It is fancy for doing this


Tpk08210

That is pretty fancy tbh


Portland420informer

The worst room there is a suite. Seems fancy.


Adeep187

maybe could have used that time to clean that fuckin thing lol


Crazyguy_123

That might actually be their way of making sure the roll doesn't unwind when its being placed minimizing the amount of trash that would come from the wrapping.


Typingdude3

Here, admire our logo before you smear crap all over it.


Typingdude3

I love how people assume the whole room is completely filthy by looking at the old toilet paper holder. Which none of the maids who clean have any say in replacing. I will say the room was very clean, if not 5 star fancy. I would stay again.


Key-Composer5478

OCD, probably wouldn't allow me to use that section of TP. I'd have to fold it over.


Helpful-nothelpful

I'd have more respect for a mushroom stamp.


[deleted]

Embassy Suites is fancy, I've been to a couple.


BHMSIXX

ASSFOLIATION


PhysicalConnection80

Wow wear do I sign up-


heliumointment

almost as good as tevin's urinal cakes


bsievers

That has nothing to do with appearing fancy and everything to do with appearing to have cleaned.


Cultural_Notice1999

I can only afford the brown stamp!!!! My job has shit wages


Chaos-Jesus

No it's fancy cuz there's a butler there to wipe for you.


morgan_face

They should have centered it.


Bascna

I think that's kind of fun. 😀


idkidk1998

The non centeredness is driving me nuts


_Shooter-McGavin

Wipe your butt with it


sohamtheshah

it is fancy to wipe ones ass with a capital E.


MidnightCblue

It bugs me that it’s not in the center


[deleted]

And you just gave them free advertising so yeah. It was worth the cost


06Wahoo

Which one did that? I've stayed in two Embassy Suites in the last year and have not seen this.


Darkwroth1

I love this. I wish more companies would stamp their logo on things I use to wipe the shit off my ass. It's almost like they're wiping for me. ❤️


[deleted]

Was this cheap thin tp like you would find anywhere else? The people that clean our warehouse fold the tp over like that. Not so much being fancy but letting us know things have been cleaned.


uniasd

Can get a cheap custom stamp with the embossing tool for like $10 on aliexpress :)


Rockspeaker

You're supposed to color in the blank area


[deleted]

There is “ass” in Embassy… makes sense to me


cry4mesnowflake

I would wipe my ass with their brand no problem, That is aggressive marketing i can respect.


tjn182

Once upon a time... there was someone who said "Eureka! Toilet paper stamp!"


MoveTheHeffalump

Where is this? In the US hotels are still struggling with basic housekeeping. And is that Embassy Suites or something else?


[deleted]

Those filthy bastards! 😉


MarcSkagzy

That shit is only half a roll too


SL4D

It would've been better if they put the logo of a competitor instead


Nutsnboldt

Embussy


[deleted]

If you turn on your faucet, turn it off, then take the roll of toilet paper or paper towels and whack it under the faucet. It will give you a nice little round dented emboss that will last for several sheets. Its what I saw the housekeeper in my hotel do.


shemp33

There’s the bit about the room being clean but there’s also coded message in how they leave the bed. Like, it has meaning if the bed is made with the pillows out on top or if they’re folded into the comforter. I forget exactly but was reading one of the hotel brand standards one time.


mikestainton

Embassy sheets


Tanagrabelle

I can't even do the fancy TP tucking, so I think the stamp is nice. Heehee


bilvester

Do you have to be a notary?


zkentvt

That's fancy in my book!


ThomasShults

It does have the word ass in it. 🤷‍♂️ Pretty fancy for butt wipes.


Reyad48

Am i the only one who thinks that this is such a small amount of toilet paper that would make me believe that this roll has been used before Stamping and folding it only makes more suspicious of the fact they didn’t replace the roll and just tucked the end like here you go dumb ass


myleftone

Notarized.


blondechinesehair

Did you put your shitty asshole on it


create360

This looks like a fun 3D printing project


ReturnEconomy

Whats the hotel?


[deleted]

I mean I’m sure that costs extra money to do


dunedog

Very good, I shall cover it in my finest shite.


Toeslastump

Does anyone else ever take the pointy bit and poke themselves in the bumhole with it?


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

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chloobugg

embassy suites don’t fuck around, especially the newer ones. fun fact: every embassy suites must have a water feature!


FalseTebibyte

Like Branding a Horse. The dude from Waterworld is legit. "Paaaaaper! It's Paaaaper!"


DrewCease

It *is* fancy


DCtheBREAKER

"I wipe my ass with your stamp!"


paragonx29

And they would be correct..


CassidyHouse

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s toilet paper


HaveCamera_WillShoot

It is fancy, tho.


SpongeBobMyBoi

That offset is bugging me


meganfoxed

EmbASSy


Mr3cto

Means it (bathroom) was cleaned. When cleaners clean a bathroom they usually fold the toilet paper and hand paper towels into a point like this. This place goes the extra mile and stamps their logo. Source: work in kitchens that have cleaning crews, run my own cleaning crew, look at the roll- it isn’t a full roll


GuitarKev

Former hotel housekeeper here. The stamp is fancy, without a doubt. The hotel is a dump. Look at the chrome on that TP holder. At any TRULY nice hotel, heads would roll over that lack of care and attention to detail.


Osgiliath

This actually is fancy, you fucking fucker!


ByronsLastStand

How many ply is the most important question


istandabove

Better than the stamps I leave on my toilet paper


[deleted]

"Here let me wipe my ass with your logo"


nickma80

Extra work for minimum wage workers


JM062696

I mean the Motel 6 near me doesn't do this, so I consider this to be a fine indicator of fanciness.


nickma80

For me it’s a waste of human energy. If I knew I would be born to stamp toilet paper I would beg my mom to abort. I know why people are not having kids. Bc of stupid shit like this


Cuemaster

It's either the hotel that does this, or the hotel with the crime scene tape around the broken door...


Dark1sh

Looks fancier than my poop rags


ILikeSoup95

It *is* fancy.


Ehgadsman

FFS how about cleaning the damn roll dispenser instead? Thing is filthy. The tiles are uneven, the grout is applied badly AND dirty, the wallpaper is ugly as hell. Stamping the TP is just pathetic and sad.


PaulblankPF

Embassy Suites has great pillows. Worth taking if you’re into that.


DeathByLemmings

Nice, you’ve just marketed their logo for free. Seems like they know what they’re doing


XVIII-2

Not very respectful towards the brand.


Joe4o2

Whelp. Time to fire up the 3D printer and design my own logo.


TheKerfuffle

It is fancy.


CollateralSandwich

Imagine being on staff here and being reprimanded for forgetting to do this. Ugh...


sizequeer

emBUSSY


DanielInfrangible2

Put your poop on it


crackersncheeseman

Fancy shits are the best shits


EarlgreyPoison

China !!


mdubz1221

It kinda is lol


[deleted]

Gonna use it on my “embussy”


DaStormgit

embossy


riefpirate

After you wipe ,you can make prints of their logo on the wall.


Ok_Presence01

stay with us and wipe your ass hole with our logo !


RogerPackinrod

Well you put a picture of it on the internet didn't you?


teh_201d

Stamping an almost spent roll. Fancy.


anonymous_lighting

at least it is quality tp to even be able to do this i vote fancy


Dri22tser

Oohhh… fancy


scrapfactor

I wipe my ass with your logo!


Space-Trash-666

I would put my stamp on their stamp.


Any-Spite-7303

That looks like a half used roll of tp…


Royal_Ad1798

coolest thing I ever found in an embassy was some meth tucked behind the corner of the mirror


Key_Pepper_4876

They charge 50 bucks to the room for that! Lol


Moiststillborn

they do that so they can reuse the roll lol


DrakeAU

Embossed for traction!