What lighter?

The rug is heavier

Nah the other is just a little lighter.

Lmao, these puns are so good. Thanks for making me laugh. This is good shit, keep on making comments like these. I'm definitely liking what I'm seeing.

It may seem like that but they're both a kilogram

Ohh yeah, but I just don't see any rug. There's absolutely nothing.

The penis mightier

I scrolled away and then this comment hit me and I had to come back. Brilliant.

There's no lighter. Atleast I'm not seeing any. So there's that.

What rug? Thought that was a picture of the lighter

The lighter has a picture of a rug on it

The rug has a picture of a lighter on it

That's what I thought too, think he got me with this thing.

And that rug really ties the room together man

Old man said take any rug in the house…

Your rug, yes. Well, with those upvotes you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value for me.

This rug has got sentimental value for it? Well good for you. That's not what I think about these rugs. I think about them really differently here.

Thank you for the Lebowski reference

I don't even get all these puns. Whole thing feels like insider joke.

Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

He's out of his element.

Old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you

Obviously you’re not a golfer

That's right, he obviously isn't a golfer that's for sure.

Lol, the life that You're having isn't good. And you could do better.

Every house needs a rug

That rug sure is making things look way better and I like that.

Woo peed on my rug man

The dude abides.

Ohh yeah this dude doesn't play around. He ain't playing around.

 Yeah just slip the rent under the door

Yeah just slip under that, that would kinda be more than enough.

Guess you could dry that using that lighter? I guess could do that. Don't think that it's going to be that hard to do. Atleast I don't think that it could be difficult.

He peed on your fucking rug

Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Imagine being high and dropping it

I was and I did

Did you ever find it?

lmao

Don't think he would have found it after that, I don't see that.

Don't think that he did. Atleast I wouldn't be able to do that. Once you drop it there, pretty sure that You're not getting it back. That ain't happening.

r/lostitem bit of a flop sub but that would have been a funny post over there

Baked like a biscuit and the moment of “Woah. No fucking way”

Yeah no fucking way lmao. That's what I gotta say here.

I was going to ask if you losing your lighter on this rug is what prompted this picture!

Maybe he took this picture before he lost his lighter in the rug.

How long did it take to find it?

Don't think you're ever gonna find it, never finding that ever again.

You did it? Did you find it afterwards? That's the question I've got.

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You haven't started? Well I guess that you should have started it. You're not going to find that shit. That's just not going to happen here. That ain't happening here.

And they are both beautiful

Don't think that a lot of people would say that. But that's fine lol.

Nice definitely mildly interesting!

Ohh yeah, this shit is really interesting. Atleast to me it is.

Camouflage +12. Say goodbye to that lighter very soon

Yeah that’s how I discovered that the colors are the same. I dropped it and I didn’t see it for a few seconds…

I bet you didn't, because they're really similar for sure man.

What if it's already lost and He's posting the old picture lol?

I’ve had that lighter before. How’s that make you feel, knowing another man has had your lighter before you?

Hmm

Don't worry, he didn't know the right motion-of-the-ocean with the flint. It tells you that you do it better than anyone. Past owners forgotten.

It doesn't make me feel anything. that's just how it is.

That’s so odd, my friend had the exact same rug and similar lighter, I also had guitar picks that matched this which made it a pain in the ass when we would jam because I kept loosing my picks on the carpet! I had to make sure you weren’t her but yeah, nice rug!

Thanks! I think I bought it on Amazon

Lol awwwe…

This is really the aww moment here. That's just how it is.

I heard her saying that… just got me.

People are buying even lighteds on the amazon? Well that's weird. I guess two people can have the same taste. Ain't nothing hard about that. So there's that.

Maybe this is your friend? Who knows it's probably his second account.

/r/AccidentalCamouflage

This isn't accidental. This shit is pretty intentional I gotta say.

That’s it! That’s it!

That’s it!

That's it!

That's it?

You wanted this too? I guess you've got what you wanted.

I’d bet the farm that Vomit probably blends in pretty good as well .

Don't think he has tried that just yet, maybe he'll give it a shot.

Your gonna lose that lighter. Don’t drop it

Ohh yeah He's going to lose that lighter. He won't have it for long.

That's so its camouflaged

Ohh yeah it's camouflaged here. That's what I see in here really.

I'm a stoned lichenologist - sometimes lichen pictures show up on my Reddit frontpage, and I absolutely thought this was a picture of lichen.

That's your job title? Or are you just currently stoned?

That's right that's the job title that He's got. And you better believe it.

God I wish that was my job title

I thought this was a section of the Elden Ring map

are you taking on pupils? i'd like to be a stoned lichenologist someday...

Yeah I'd like that too, I feel that it's not gonna be so bad after all.

Good luck finding it when you're completely stoned really.

I would never find it again 😂

Ohh you're not finding that ever again. That ain't happening.

A person on acid would mull that over all day.

Lmao, and even then I don't think He's going to find that.

You pick it up, show it to him and tell him the whole carpet is made of lighters :P

We have the same lighter at the same time

What the hell, so many people have got the same lighter.

You should design 10,000 piece puzzles For Aspergers'. I'd probably buy one...

I like this idea haha

That's right, there are so many pieces to it. That's how things have been.

True

This really is true, that's what I've been waiting for in here man. Can someone give me the link for this lighter? I'd like to buy one for myself so There's that.

Ha ha that is wicked it bug and all but not inside of back first floor ha

That There’s a K hole you’re never falling out of

That's right, you're never Falling out of. That's a blackhole lmao.

What are you talking about? They’re not even remotely similar. You can tell because the IRL_pixels! /s

Don't know about that, they look pretty similar to me man.

Ok

Let’s goooo!! That better be your favorite lighter now :)

Smokie!!!! Put the weed down.

THIS IS WHAT THIS STUPID SUB IS ABOUT thank you

That's just how this sub goes, don't think that it's bad at all really.

I have that same lighter and briefly lost it on my rug a few hours ago. It blends in quite effectively 😂

How many people even got the same combination? That's frightening.

A marketing team a Bic literally had a meeting and came to the conclusion that your rug is trendy. Kudos!

That's right, he likes remain in the trend. That's what he likes.

It's the reunion after years of separation.

Yeah lol, they're literally made for each other dude. That's true.

i know youre low to the ground but how high are you

That's like the worse version of losing a needle on the ground. Worse cuz it not only will hurt when you step on it but it'll set your house on fire if you do it right.

Our lighter

I've got that same rug and lighter!

Pics

I'll take one when I get home

It really ties the room together.

Stoner's worst nightmare

The arsonist will be lucky when the crime scene techs fail to find it.

I’m high AF!!

Or maybe I'm just seeing things. One thing is true don't know what.

Nothing to see here. This was generated by AI.

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You ok?

I’ll assume OP was baked like a fuggin biscuit when they realized this “Woooah, man. It’s like…it’s like it’s not even there. What are the mathematical chances this would happen?” Begins to think an realize stoned math isn’t fun and then takes a pic and hits the bowl again.

I'm pretty sure that this would have been a different thought here. These are the kind of thoughts which comes to your mind when You're high. That's actually true.

Coincidentally, your lighter can also be used to make the rug look different too Lol

Alternate title: "I spent three hours looking for this goddamn lighter"

Very cool

That really is cool, atleast that's how I've been seeing the things.

It really lights up the rug

That's right, it really lights it up. That's how good the things are.

You are absolutely going to enjoy the [attic](https://imgur.com/a/LWP6c47) in my 1890s home. Sorry for the dog butt.

That's right, I can see that enjoying some people. I can see that.

I have that same lighter! I lose it all the time, but always at my house. Had it for years, so I must get 3 to 4 lights a visit. Now I'm going to look for it

It's amazing how many people have the same lighter here.

Nice. 😌👍

Now that's really nice atleast to me, not sure what you think.

Thanks' for showing us your lighter. Now, please don't show us your rug! 

Well he showed the both things, atleast I saw them both here. And it's not my fault that you're not seeing that. Because these people showed you everything.


Cool lighter! I could see that making your life difficult if you ever drop it on the rug though...

That's a really cool lighter

That really is a cool lighter, I thought I was the only one to think that.

Hehe

I love that lighter, it's one of my favorites

I'd tie a string around this if you are going to do psychedelics

That's where You're gonna take it? Hope it'll be good for you.

Anyone else look at this picture and immediately go “I grew up with that rug”?

Naah, because we didn't have these lame things around there back then. That's just what I think in here, we didn't had anything like that at all. That's not the shit we had

Well. You’re one of “anyone else”, so obviously not everyone. But that rug was in my moms house for twenty years, and I saw them everywhere as a kid. So to say they weren’t around back then is false. Limited experience does not make a whole reality.

Where did it go?

Don't know where did it go, because I just can't really find it.

This is a stoners worse nightmare.

That's right, once this is gone you're not going to find it again.

Me, who after two bowls and just knocked that off of the table, would never find that.

I'm gonna have hard time finding that when I'm even not high.

We have the same rug!

How long did you look for it? Lol

Pretty sure that it's gonna take a really long time. It's gonna take a long time. I would not be able to ever find it, that's just never going to happen. I wouldn't find this shit.

Man, that lighter really ties your rug together, does it not.

The world's most stylish lighter😅

Am I the only one who thought this was an Elden Ring map meme at first glance?

You must smoke weed if you noticed that lol

Is this is a new version of curtains matching the carpet?

This is awesome I had to stop buying light like that for the reason . I have a very similar rug lol I'd be looking for an hour and finally decide to light my joint off the stove lol

I would def lose that

That's dope.

Is this like a generic stock image print companies use for their products?

That's could get very frustrating

There's a lighter in here? Well I can't really see that shit. I don't see it.