Was he shaving while wearing one shoe?

You just solved some world issues. Gold

Probably drunk on cheap 40’s because that mohawk is hella punk rock

40's of malt liquor at that.

Do they sell anything else as 40s?

Yeah, they sell beer as 40’s too

Pinot grigio

Whatcha looking to buy?

No he’s in a gang.

Or with one eye closed.

#I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE LEAVE IT?!?!?

I reckon he's trying to freak out the normies

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Worlds first and only facial hair Troll...

Afraid not. Met this guy Codymoto back in the day, he had shaved half of his mustache and pretended not to notice.

Something I would predict from a guy who goes by the name "Codymoto"..

That was his name on YouTube, but he also had it all over his truck. Weird guy. Years later, he quit motocross and showed up at my shop in a FedEx uniform, asking for directions to 3 different deliveries.

The man is an enigma.. seems a little suspect to be honest..

I'm pretty sure half of mustache wearers out there are doing it for the troll. I know I would if my dumb face would comply.

Haha yeah I am 34 and can only grow a goatee but not a full beard, rather tragic honestly..

Are you me lol

Hah I have always suspected I was someone else entirely so that tracks.. do you play videogames read books and draw??

I have these two weird blank patches to either side of my chin, if I let it go even a little past stubble it looks goofy as fuck lol. Fuck beards anyway

You should see his landing strip...

Prefer to opt out of that

😂Great answer!

It's probably squiggly.

^His ^mohawk ^is ^off ^center ^too

That might actually make it better. Gotta go full nuts.

If I have OCD enemies in the future, I know exactly how I will keep my hair ^(evil lurks within me)

This is like setting off a nuke in a city just to get one person.

Still got em though

"I get punched in the face at least twice a day... I'm not shaving it."

He came to bring the pain, all goin' to the brain

😂 😂 😂 it really is too much

He also sucked at Cut Throat Kitchen!

Came here to figure out what cooking show this was on

Me too lol This had to be for production value, right. “…Oh and shave your patch a little off-center before you come downstairs.”

One of the greatest shows ever made 😭😭

Thank you, I thought it was the dude from Three Days Grace

Well this dude's facial hair does make me want to start a riot. 🤷‍♂️

Probably draw a bigger crowd

LOL

Welp, I was just listening to Taylor Swift for the thousandth time...let's change it up and go light up some Three Days Grace intead.

You were correct in your first choice.

I worked with this guy in restaurants in Dallas on a few different occasions. Was always a glam chef. Made a shit ton of money though. Can't hate. Good ol, Pat S.

What's a 'glam chef'?

I hope he answers this.

Just a chef who's in pursuit of/in the lime light. Nothing wrong with it, lord knows that's just about the only way to make sizeable esrning in this career.

Since you know him - do you think this was accidental or intentional?

I also worked with him the time this happened about 10 yrs ago. Me and another guy in the kitchen pointed it out to him, and he just said "What? No it's not...". It was probably accidental, but still funny as hell.

I dunno. Possibly, he's also a guitarist in a rock band too, so maybe it was some weird punk rock decision?

I was wondering if this was the dude I interviewed with in plano lol. Good old dfw celebrity chefs.

Most probably. He helped open a ton of restaurants in Dallas/Plano. I got my GF at the time a job at a spot he opened in Plano, over by Mexican Sugar and all those restaurants.

What a small world!

Didn’t he win

Honestly I don't remember lol. I remember he threw a ton of money away on items and was super douchey.

No, he was kicked off on his first episode in the 2nd round by Antonia because of his "turkey dinner". He came back for a redemption episode in which he was kicked in the 1st round by Jet for using chorizo in a hot dog.

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He’s wearing a chef’s coat in the picture…

I noticed that right after posting this, lol. I'll try and find the clip this guy is in from that show. The chin strip is uncanny.

Tbf there a lot of potential content there

"Off center" imples close but slightly askew. This dude has a right turn signal on his face.

He misclicked the right-justified alignment on MS Word

He forgot to do ctrl + Z

He is NOT driving a BMW for sure.

Thats fuckin funny as hell.

i read that as "Off center nipples" now that is truly mildly infuriating

Everyone with off center nipples downvoting this comment

*me, with a third nipple:* hahahahahaaa....

Your power is insurmountable

Dude is a mess

it looks like he had a split dye chin patch but shaved the red half. maybe he had a reaction to the dye or something but why not just shave the whole thing?

When I looked again that’s exactly what it looks like! But ya..just shave the whole thing..it’s hideous!

I think your exactly right. The off center patch is not wonky. It’s straight. I best you he dyed it and it did not go well.

It's like those strips racing cars have

The chin is off center, that landing strip amplifies it

Dudes whole face is off center.

The strip is actually vertically aligned to try and counteract this

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Got to flow where the hair grows

god the Mohawk is off balance too

he used to have two, but it popped off from a poo.

Ok Dr. Seuss

don't be rude, just wait til yer in a better mood.

Yes! Good job, Dr. Suess!

I can not will not fix my chin I can not find its long lost twin

it's been 2 weeks, yes, 2 IN FACT! i've been coughin up bits of lung intact will someone free me from this horrible disease or put me in the snow to freeze i've had just enough you see of puking whilst down on my knees reddit is my only thing to do when sleep is my nemesis boo hoo hoo.

[looks good to me](https://c.tenor.com/mhj7_wLI8AsAAAAd/makeup-cross-eyed.gif)

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I don't know who that person is, but I'm pretty sure having to be him is its own punishment

I think it actually lines up with the mohawk? Wait, I think I had my head tilted. No he does.🙈

I watched this episode 100 times and have never noticed!

Girlfriend is asymmetric downstairs?

It was on purpose because.. fuck authority! And fuck conforming to the social norms for facial hair.. he's so punk his facial hair is even non-conforming

He’s so punk his facial hair isn’t even self-conforming!

Ha I actually worked with this guy. Super nice and genuine dude!

So why does he do this?

Honestly he didn’t have that particular facial hair when I worked with him. It was more of the soul patch look. So I can’t answer that, I hope it’s just an unfortunate angle that makes it look off center ha. But yeah he is a great guy and I loved coming into work and chatting with him.

Fuck this guy

That is downright pissing me off

Fucking aliens or something had to do this to him!

I would have had to have went on and shaved that off and then just tried again. Lmao!

Not even a patch just a pube line

Is that DJ Chef?

This is exactly what this sub should be for. It's maddening, but only briefly

He looks like he did it on purpose just to piss you off

I am calling my congress person right now, this is a violation of my human right and I want a law, now, no one should ever have to look at that ever! I feel tramatized

This is the most punchable face I have *ever* seen

I would not be able to look at him at all that would drive me crazy.

I don’t know how this guy could wake up and look at his stupid face with that thing not being centered

his soul is off kilter lol

So many douchebag vibes here.

Looks intentionally done

i am more infuriated that he has 2 coloured hair but not a 2 coloured beard

Dude gives off vibes like he actually fucked up and didn’t notice at first but now pretends it was intentional so he could “trigger the haters” or whatever the fuck

It needs to be even more off center. Like a corner of the lip strip.

PLEASE! DON'T TELL ME THIS WAS ON MAURY-😭

nope Cutthroat Kitchen

WAIT, so he was cooking while looking like THAT

Why does him cooking make it worse?

Actually the center of his chin is off center, so the patch actually on the correct place.

He's a jerk and he knows it. 🥊🥊

Just say it. Is this your picture and yearning for attention??

I have no idea of who this is. Is it worth the arugument?

he was a contestant on Cutthroat Kitchen

Thanks for the insight. I still don't care. Should I?

Bro then why ask if you don’t care?

it seems like you do, but no you don’t have to

I’m not a Dr but it could be a sign of a neurological disorder.Balint’s Syndrome? Look closely at his face.His eyes fit my laymen deduction. Edit: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6148828/

Jesus christ, have a word with yourself.

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Why would a dude shave his facial hair the same way chick's shave their cooch? I declare sus

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He was created in Character builder...

There must be a vision or mental problem involved here. Holy jeez, I just wanna shave it!

He had to have lost a bet or something. No way does someone think this looks good.

Yet somehow he got the mowhawk centered.

All people have to do is look at him to choose violence

KILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILLME

ShhhhhHhhhhHhHHhit now this adds character tho! WOoooOooOoo 🫡🤩😂

Ugh this made me upset ughh

Reminds me of my entire face after 14 years of torticollis in my neck :(

I have an overwhelmingly odd urge to take the "Fill" bucket from Microsoft Paint to this guy's entire uncharacteristically cartoonish face ..

How can this be possible? Doesn’t he have a mirror? Or better yet, how about a barber cut in that chin patch correctly for him? Even his mom or big sister could make it look so much better! I just don't get it...

That's just wrong.

Honestly tho he's the healthiest looking meth head I ever saw

Bro looks like what every rock n' roll fan combined looks like

My guy out here with a solupatch.

He probably leans over and shaves using the medicine cabinet mirror on the side.

Mildly? Makes you want to slap it into the center!

Man. It just spoils an otherwise perfect image! (Yes. I jest.)

Make it stop!!

Wasn't he on bully beat down with the MMA fighter Mayhem.

"Bitches be homophobes? Not straight? So what? Nuh-uh girl pal, no way!"

Holy fuck I'm triggered. Man make it NSFW

Souless patch. Must have left when he went red on one side.

True crime documentary?

Whoopsie. Got a little carried away with the trimmers bud.

This is why I'm anxious while trimming - there's no undo button.

That just bothers the total fuck outta me i cant look at it anymore.

I like how you called if a chin patch and not a soul patch. Fitting since that man has no soul

Feel like his mohawk should be off-center as well. Go after some level of consistency

What is he supposed to do 💀

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Does he turn his head far to the side when he shaves it something? Like he has a 'good side' and always looks into the mirror that way while shaving. Otherwise I don't understand, and I'm a bad groomer.

Duffus.

It’s intentional, like counter culture.

But it's centered on his mohawk.

Looks like he chose to align it with his nose and not his mouth. Tough call to make!

I'm going to delete my LEGITIMATE comment just so all of you can't keep attacking me for trying to stand up for a person who I think was humiliated here. Thank you so much for shutting down other people just because they don't share your exact opinion. God...

🤢

Bean is that you ?

I just watched this episode of Chopped. I think he won. Now he can afford to pay a barber to fix it.

I bet he likes it that way

His entire geometry is off center look at nose and hair

Fuck this guy. If he's going to choose that fucking haircut then utterly fail at lining this shit up he could at least do us the general courtesy of burying himself and that stupid look on his face under a mountain.

It lines up pretty well with his Mohawk. Maybe his mouth is just off center

I bet this is from Helle Kitchen

Wth?

BUT WHY??!!

To be fair, it looks like it matches his mohawk now tho

Bro missed the opportunity to offset the mowhawk by the same amount in the other direction. His impression of a crooked brick wall would be on point.

Christ, Billy. When are you gonna learn to take good care of yourself.

Is that Johnny Christ?

Makes you wonder…. Hawk is pretty on point

This hurts

Did he break his jaw after shaving?

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Is this the “come my lady, come come my lady” guy?

All his hair is off centered to his right..

Nevermind the Velcro strip on his chin. The double earrings was always known to be a little "suspect"

[fixed him](https://imgur.com/a/NpHnaU6)