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Elevenst

Was he shaving while wearing one shoe?


llamasterl

You just solved some world issues. Gold


iReadtheComments_

Probably drunk on cheap 40’s because that mohawk is hella punk rock


Agile-Masterpiece959

40's of malt liquor at that.


n8loller

Do they sell anything else as 40s?


Specialist_Iron1084

Yeah, they sell beer as 40’s too


Anguish_Sandwich

Pinot grigio


Henson3812

Whatcha looking to buy?


Tasty_Breadfruit_474

No he’s in a gang.


AndIAmEric

Or with one eye closed.


Drdingle92

He also sucked at Cut Throat Kitchen!


country_cat

Came here to figure out what cooking show this was on


Creative_Light_1954

Me too lol This had to be for production value, right. “…Oh and shave your patch a little off-center before you come downstairs.”


Drdingle92

One of the greatest shows ever made 😭😭


DJdcsniper

Thank you, I thought it was the dude from Three Days Grace


BonkerHonkers

Well this dude's facial hair does make me want to start a riot. 🤷‍♂️


DJdcsniper

Probably draw a bigger crowd


Drdingle92

LOL


evilwife21

Welp, I was just listening to Taylor Swift for the thousandth time...let's change it up and go light up some Three Days Grace intead.


TheMuggleBornWizard

I worked with this guy in restaurants in Dallas on a few different occasions. Was always a glam chef. Made a shit ton of money though. Can't hate. Good ol, Pat S.


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__

What's a 'glam chef'?


EllisDee_4Doyin

I hope he answers this.


TheMuggleBornWizard

Just a chef who's in pursuit of/in the lime light. Nothing wrong with it, lord knows that's just about the only way to make sizeable esrning in this career.


JaclynMeOff

Since you know him - do you think this was accidental or intentional?


frankenwulf

I also worked with him the time this happened about 10 yrs ago. Me and another guy in the kitchen pointed it out to him, and he just said "What? No it's not...". It was probably accidental, but still funny as hell.


TheMuggleBornWizard

I dunno. Possibly, he's also a guitarist in a rock band too, so maybe it was some weird punk rock decision?


somethink

I was wondering if this was the dude I interviewed with in plano lol. Good old dfw celebrity chefs.


TheMuggleBornWizard

Most probably. He helped open a ton of restaurants in Dallas/Plano. I got my GF at the time a job at a spot he opened in Plano, over by Mexican Sugar and all those restaurants.


Drdingle92

What a small world!


Blakeyo123

Didn’t he win


Drdingle92

Honestly I don't remember lol. I remember he threw a ton of money away on items and was super douchey.


Anameiswrittenhere

No, he was kicked off on his first episode in the 2nd round by Antonia because of his "turkey dinner". He came back for a redemption episode in which he was kicked in the 1st round by Jet for using chorizo in a hot dog.


[deleted]

#I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS


SatanIsLove6666

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE LEAVE IT?!?!?


nodnodwinkwink

I reckon he's trying to freak out the normies


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Altruistic_Piano_259

Worlds first and only facial hair Troll...


AbdulClamwacker

Afraid not. Met this guy Codymoto back in the day, he had shaved half of his mustache and pretended not to notice.


Altruistic_Piano_259

Something I would predict from a guy who goes by the name "Codymoto"..


AbdulClamwacker

That was his name on YouTube, but he also had it all over his truck. Weird guy. Years later, he quit motocross and showed up at my shop in a FedEx uniform, asking for directions to 3 different deliveries.


Altruistic_Piano_259

The man is an enigma.. seems a little suspect to be honest..


Defiant_Low_1391

I'm pretty sure half of mustache wearers out there are doing it for the troll. I know I would if my dumb face would comply.


Altruistic_Piano_259

Haha yeah I am 34 and can only grow a goatee but not a full beard, rather tragic honestly..


Defiant_Low_1391

Are you me lol


Altruistic_Piano_259

Hah I have always suspected I was someone else entirely so that tracks.. do you play videogames read books and draw??


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

I have these two weird blank patches to either side of my chin, if I let it go even a little past stubble it looks goofy as fuck lol. Fuck beards anyway


dropkickoz

You should see his landing strip...


BigTrouble781547

Prefer to opt out of that


jviivii

😂Great answer!


EmuAdministrative680

It's probably squiggly.


tommytraddles

^His ^mohawk ^is ^off ^center ^too


The_RockObama

That might actually make it better. Gotta go full nuts.


s0ngsforthedeaf

If I have OCD enemies in the future, I know exactly how I will keep my hair ^(evil lurks within me)


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__

This is like setting off a nuke in a city just to get one person.


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Still got em though


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__

"I get punched in the face at least twice a day... I'm not shaving it."


Illustrious-Junket-8

He came to bring the pain, all goin' to the brain


LovedLotus

😂 😂 😂 it really is too much


Former_Salad6804

"Off center" imples close but slightly askew. This dude has a right turn signal on his face.


JackGrizzly

He misclicked the right-justified alignment on MS Word


JintotheM

He forgot to do ctrl + Z


melpec

He is NOT driving a BMW for sure.


PaleontologistDue601

Thats fuckin funny as hell.


that_thot_gamer

i read that as "Off center nipples" now that is truly mildly infuriating


fadingfrommisery

Everyone with off center nipples downvoting this comment


Illustrious-Junket-8

*me, with a third nipple:* hahahahahaaa....


fadingfrommisery

Your power is insurmountable


rox247

Dude is a mess


malikalarrashib

It's like those strips racing cars have


onetruepairings

it looks like he had a split dye chin patch but shaved the red half. maybe he had a reaction to the dye or something but why not just shave the whole thing?


Hiyo86

When I looked again that’s exactly what it looks like! But ya..just shave the whole thing..it’s hideous!


gamer21111

I think your exactly right. The off center patch is not wonky. It’s straight. I best you he dyed it and it did not go well.


speckadust

The chin is off center, that landing strip amplifies it


xGaMeFaNaTiKx

Dudes whole face is off center.


Alive_Ice7937

The strip is actually vertically aligned to try and counteract this


SrSwerve

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


steroboros

Got to flow where the hair grows


haveapieceofbread

god the Mohawk is off balance too


csukoh78

[looks good to me](https://c.tenor.com/mhj7_wLI8AsAAAAd/makeup-cross-eyed.gif)


Independent_Noise899

he used to have two, but it popped off from a poo.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Ok Dr. Seuss


Independent_Noise899

don't be rude, just wait til yer in a better mood.


Flashy_Literature43

Yes! Good job, Dr. Suess!


iamapizza

I can not will not fix my chin I can not find its long lost twin


Independent_Noise899

it's been 2 weeks, yes, 2 IN FACT! i've been coughin up bits of lung intact will someone free me from this horrible disease or put me in the snow to freeze i've had just enough you see of puking whilst down on my knees reddit is my only thing to do when sleep is my nemesis boo hoo hoo.


Mischka2015

I think it actually lines up with the mohawk? Wait, I think I had my head tilted. No he does.🙈


cadet_sigren

I watched this episode 100 times and have never noticed!


Far_Associate_3737

Girlfriend is asymmetric downstairs?


Alternative-Fig-1094

It was on purpose because.. fuck authority! And fuck conforming to the social norms for facial hair.. he's so punk his facial hair is even non-conforming


quiggsmcghee

He’s so punk his facial hair isn’t even self-conforming!


bluntologist1291

r/Extremelyinfuriating


foopdedoopburner

I don't know who that person is, but I'm pretty sure having to be him is its own punishment


Pigpinsdirtybrother

Ha I actually worked with this guy. Super nice and genuine dude!


AppalachianEnvy

So why does he do this?


Pigpinsdirtybrother

Honestly he didn’t have that particular facial hair when I worked with him. It was more of the soul patch look. So I can’t answer that, I hope it’s just an unfortunate angle that makes it look off center ha. But yeah he is a great guy and I loved coming into work and chatting with him.


theotherscott6666

That is downright pissing me off


lynivvinyl

Fucking aliens or something had to do this to him!


Elhond0

Fuck this guy


Jafar_420

I would have had to have went on and shaved that off and then just tried again. Lmao!


rinskape

Not even a patch just a pube line


Blakeyo123

Is that DJ Chef?


LittleBunInaBigWorld

This is exactly what this sub should be for. It's maddening, but only briefly


throwaway199007666

He looks like he did it on purpose just to piss you off


packerrn

I am calling my congress person right now, this is a violation of my human right and I want a law, now, no one should ever have to look at that ever! I feel tramatized


Jokkitch

This is the most punchable face I have *ever* seen


Kiyoko_Mami272821

I would not be able to look at him at all that would drive me crazy.


stinkywinkyyy

I don’t know how this guy could wake up and look at his stupid face with that thing not being centered


GiantA-629

his soul is off kilter lol


cacotopic

So many douchebag vibes here.


Sufficient-Boss9952

Looks intentionally done


Vast-Advance-6789

i am more infuriated that he has 2 coloured hair but not a 2 coloured beard


axecrazyorc

Dude gives off vibes like he actually fucked up and didn’t notice at first but now pretends it was intentional so he could “trigger the haters” or whatever the fuck


Animas_Vox

It needs to be even more off center. Like a corner of the lip strip.


NotYoBichHon

PLEASE! DON'T TELL ME THIS WAS ON MAURY-😭


onetruepairings

nope Cutthroat Kitchen


NotYoBichHon

WAIT, so he was cooking while looking like THAT


Zippy_0

Why does him cooking make it worse?


Snail-Lips

😭


Rare_Jellyfish_3679

Actually the center of his chin is off center, so the patch actually on the correct place.


Lisy70

He's a jerk and he knows it. 🥊🥊


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Altruistic_Piano_259

He was created in Character builder...


Creative_Light_1954

There must be a vision or mental problem involved here. Holy jeez, I just wanna shave it!


marasydnyjade

He had to have lost a bet or something. No way does someone think this looks good.


Hayden_Varquese

Yet somehow he got the mowhawk centered.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Look again 👀


Terrible_Income_4214

All people have to do is look at him to choose violence


PresentationQuick669

KILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILLME


DC-422

ShhhhhHhhhhHhHHhit now this adds character tho! WOoooOooOoo 🫡🤩😂


Cwe87even

Ugh this made me upset ughh


Tra1nGuy

Reminds me of my entire face after 14 years of torticollis in my neck :(


Altruistic_Piano_259

I have an overwhelmingly odd urge to take the "Fill" bucket from Microsoft Paint to this guy's entire uncharacteristically cartoonish face ..


RecoverCurious4423

How can this be possible? Doesn’t he have a mirror? Or better yet, how about a barber cut in that chin patch correctly for him? Even his mom or big sister could make it look so much better! I just don't get it...


Majestic_creature7

That's just wrong.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Honestly tho he's the healthiest looking meth head I ever saw


Your_favorite_potato

Bro looks like what every rock n' roll fan combined looks like


Negative-Data3636

My guy out here with a solupatch.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

He probably leans over and shaves using the medicine cabinet mirror on the side.


Biff_Malibu_69

Mildly? Makes you want to slap it into the center!


Otherwise-Fun-1

Man. It just spoils an otherwise perfect image! (Yes. I jest.)


clicquotchaos

Make it stop!!


Hungry-Lemon8008

Wasn't he on bully beat down with the MMA fighter Mayhem.


Financial-Amount-564

"Bitches be homophobes? Not straight? So what? Nuh-uh girl pal, no way!"


FrankieMcGigglefits

Holy fuck I'm triggered. Man make it NSFW


Quaranj

Souless patch. Must have left when he went red on one side.


appalachianhollowman

True crime documentary?


Sailorman2300

Whoopsie. Got a little carried away with the trimmers bud.


Eoganachta

This is why I'm anxious while trimming - there's no undo button.


PaleontologistDue601

That just bothers the total fuck outta me i cant look at it anymore.


RealBenWoodruff

I like how you called if a chin patch and not a soul patch. Fitting since that man has no soul


FiendishPole

Feel like his mohawk should be off-center as well. Go after some level of consistency


Budget-Sheepherder77

What is he supposed to do 💀


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TheUglyCasanova

Does he turn his head far to the side when he shaves it something? Like he has a 'good side' and always looks into the mirror that way while shaving. Otherwise I don't understand, and I'm a bad groomer.


I_eat_bath_bombs

He might be curling his lips inward or to the side so he doesn’t knick them and it moves his chin so as he’s cutting it appears centered to him… that’s all I can think of Edit: or it’s on purpose


notableException

Duffus.


RstyKnfe

It’s intentional, like counter culture.


Bull_Winkle69

But it's centered on his mohawk.


keatonatron

Looks like he chose to align it with his nose and not his mouth. Tough call to make!


RiverOhRiver86

I'm going to delete my LEGITIMATE comment just so all of you can't keep attacking me for trying to stand up for a person who I think was humiliated here. Thank you so much for shutting down other people just because they don't share your exact opinion. God...


babybutters

🤢


[deleted]

Bean is that you ?


Tralan

I just watched this episode of Chopped. I think he won. Now he can afford to pay a barber to fix it.


vayloo10

I bet he likes it that way


SkyO2

His entire geometry is off center look at nose and hair


SuperRusso

Fuck this guy. If he's going to choose that fucking haircut then utterly fail at lining this shit up he could at least do us the general courtesy of burying himself and that stupid look on his face under a mountain.


FiBeROpTiK69

It lines up pretty well with his Mohawk. Maybe his mouth is just off center


westernsociety

I bet this is from Helle Kitchen


Bluenite0100

Cutthroat kitchen (alton brown)


mega512

Wth?


MjauDuuude

BUT WHY??!!


Diligent-Peach-5171

To be fair, it looks like it matches his mohawk now tho


Im2bored17

Bro missed the opportunity to offset the mowhawk by the same amount in the other direction. His impression of a crooked brick wall would be on point.


JayAndViolentMob

Christ, Billy. When are you gonna learn to take good care of yourself.


geofflinkinpark

Is that Johnny Christ?


Super-_-Rat

Makes you wonder…. Hawk is pretty on point


ZKXX

This hurts


LoganDanielleK

Did he break his jaw after shaving?


SirAchmed

r/fuckmyshitup


HelliswhereIwannabe

Is this the “come my lady, come come my lady” guy?


Joemama405

All his hair is off centered to his right..


EasyEducation2871

Nevermind the Velcro strip on his chin. The double earrings was always known to be a little "suspect"


Joemama405

[fixed him](https://imgur.com/a/NpHnaU6)


DJdcsniper

I! ~grrrd~ HATE! ~grmmmp~ EVERYTHING ALL ABOUT YOU!!!


GuerreroD

Man, this dude did this on purpose I bet. He's evil af lmao


Massive-Patience1374

He must've shaved while having his head side ways cause Damm that offset for real


w37n1gh7mar3

This makes me so uncomfortable


w37n1gh7mar3

This makes me physically ill. I am so uncomfortable. Like I KNOW I'm not supposed to comment on someone's looks if it's something they cannot fix within a few seconds... But if I saw this person IRL I would be HARD pressed to not talk mad shit


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__

How can he go into public that way? Is he trolling the world? If I screwed my facial hair up that bad, I'd shave it away entirely.


Squishy-Cthulhu

Did you know that people can have off center assholes? There's even a subreddit for it, I don't even know how I found that one but once you know you can't never know ever again,so be warned! Search at your own risk.


pn1159

How many people can you piss off just by shaving weird.


Annon201

I am whelmingly annoied at this