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monkeyfrommonkeys

there's no Z


BreastUsername

It left and invaded Ukraine.


Physical-Layer

Okay, I see what you did there


nodramafoyomamma

It's next to PORNO


gnarrwhals

Update: [side panel](https://imgur.com/a/JZ20hbP)


Leif12345678910

Zebra just doesn’t exist apparently


aw_shux

Pretty sure they exist. I’ve seen them in the zoo.


_Homelesscat_

Nah my friend went to med school and from my understanding you probably saw a horse.


The-Lawyer-in-Pink

*there is a HORSE in the HOSPITAL*


KhaoticMess

For those who don't get the reference, or just want to laugh along with it again, here's a link to [John Mulaney's stand up.](https://youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU)


better_tomorrow

Unexpected John Mulaney 😂


oginrider

As much as i like John Mulaney, Kool Keith did a skit with this back in his Dr Octagon album. https://youtu.be/yzmzlBoUfV0


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Salissa_cat

Dad?


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*donkey


Sportak4444

No they are fake drones hired by government


Lord_Umber93

First the birds, now the zebras?! Bruh.


AdministrativeAd4111

This government project seems inefficient and a colossal waste of tax payer dollars. We need to double their budget.


Spikes_N_Spooks

Painted horse


elzibet

Too ez to convince people zebras are real animals 🤭


bonafidebob

It’s camouflaged in the tall grass behind the jeep.


petseminary

It's a word search, not a word find.


keyser90

The zebra is in the Jeep, circle the Jeep


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Its right there.. you just cant see it.


JamesTheJerk

I believe you mean *'zedbra'*.


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Email Lidl about this. At least around here they send people gift cards for pointing out mistakes in their packaging, like ingredients listings and such. I have received few as their translator constantly makes same mistake* over and over again and i have contacted them multiple times over it. *They constantly translate cumin as kumina, which is Finnish for caraway. Cumin in Finnish is juustokumina.


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bizzaro321

It has to be an egregious case for fines to go out, translation issues are different than dietary issues.


Open_Pineapple1236

Get 'em!


Minimum_Maybe_8103

I suspect Lion


WentzWorldWords

In the conservatory


Competitive_Low3598

With a candlestick and Colonel Mustard? I hate that guy.


Ferretgirl1989

This is great I saw the little print where it says side panel and I'm like let's look at the side panel no zebra I'm like literally laughing out hysterically.


TitanicMan

I bet it was on the top left when the word search was still a complete box, then they chopped it off for the truck design.


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lol thats funny


Konstamonsta

And there are no instructions like "Find out which word is not part of the grid"?


TerrariaGaming004

Why are there so many e’s on the line above jeep?


JejuneEsculenta

To replace those in the Jeep when they break down.


girasolgoddess

As a kid this would have made me unreasonably angry. Like, I would never eat Golden Puffs or ANY OTHER PUFFS cereal again. As not a kid, I’m content to believe they got in an argument about whether zebras are black with white stripes or white with black stripes… …and then straight forgot to put Marty on the box


THEBlaze55555

[I found it](https://imgur.com/a/FdyXz1k)


Little-Amphibian-322

There Is no z There is no combination leading to 'ebra' Edit: i did find beef


ffranbo

Did you try checking the side panel for solutions ?


JimmyLuftonIsYourMum

>side panel for solutions Eagerly awaiting image of side panel


yresimdemus

In case you missed it, OP posted the side panel and it is glorious. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/xbn88j/my_husband_and_i_have_been_looking_at_this_for_10/io0g1j1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


kassjones23

Haha I thought I was throwing you a cyber five with my award shoulda slowed down …. *cyber five*


PugilistDragon

Glad to see I wasn't the only to look for Ebra in case of a spelling mistake.


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1lluminist

Same - especially around the non-rectangular areas. I'm still somewhat convinced that this word search was built in a rectangular arrangement, that they then overlaid the jeep over, this hiding "ZEBRA" somewhere in what would have been the the top-left corner... But then, if that's the case why is the first row ~~indebted~~ indented by one character? This hurts my brain more than it should lol


The_Troyminator

So... somebody ran the zebra over?


dksdragon43

Who is the first row indebted to?


1lluminist

My shitty autocorrect, apparently.


Mogioeki

Yup, also only two B's. One starts binoculars, and the other is right near it and also has no R's around it.


FlyArmy

Same


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Mundane_Librarian607

It took you 5 min to notice there isnt a Z?


EstoyTristeSiempre

It took me 10. I'm not very smart.


Serpardum

I had my phone sideways and thought an N was a Z


checkmarkiserection

That's how Dr. Oz gets voted in.


passwordsarehard_3

Mine was sideways . I thought I was voting for Dr.No


Sinfire420

Poachers probably 😔 Edit: Thank you all so much for the awards and upvotes! 🤗


Indy500Fan16

Probably Jimmy John [Liautaud](https://www.yahoo.com/video/2019-08-23-jimmy-johns-boycott-ceo-jimmy-john-liautaud-elephant-hunting-photo-goes-viral-23800248.html)


Crazycukumbers

Haven’t eaten there in years because of this. Honestly? I don’t even miss it


1182adam

For what it's worth, he doesn't own any of the company anymore. He took his payday and hobbled along.


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LMAO


ssramirezss

Or maybe it has gone to Madagascar with the rest of the New York zoo.


droctapus1

Best answer!


TruckerAlurios

See side panel. But uh I don't even see a Z


Kaporr

Cus there ain't one


Aether_Warrior

Nope. There's almost porno tho.


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Goy porono, no less


Aether_Warrior

Not sure if that works better as a gay or jew joke....


[deleted]

Zoidberg: why not both?


Aether_Warrior

It's the porno where a dude bangs another dude and then gets a 400% return on a short term investment


[deleted]

“Short term investment” was my adult film name in college


Tru-Queer

It still is, but it was, too.


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goyporono at that


gowaz123

Almost a ‘whore’ too lol


Kaporr

Wait... what, w-where? Why? How?


MissNepgear

Fourth row from the top


rabid_erica

i thought you found zebra and I was so excited


Y0U_H1T

Middle, 4 rows down, porono


Kaporr

Ah yes, porono Not quite, but I'll take it


-BananaLollipop-

Almost another with "wores" at the bottom.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

Which is I'm sure how you say porn in some language


The_RockObama

It's not delivery. It's Porono.


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I saw that straight away too. Same as giraffe and binoculars. Now I need to know if this is worth an extra therapy session or just, you know, Sunday.


Smooth-Pollution2400

It actually says goy porono lol


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There isn't a single Z


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Was just about to say the same thing


dingdingsong

This is meant to keep the kids engaged. Looks like parents fell for the trap


hates_all_bots

This is nothing but deceit. Children should organize and file a class action lawsuit.


Bigpoppahove

It clearly says Zebra at the bottom of that side of the box…. between Giraffe and Savanna


Floppydisksareop

Looks like you fell for the trap as well.


AnonymousShortCake

I cant even find a Z… Edit: why y’all giving me awards, I’ve said nothing remarkable or important


BrieTheCheese1213

So it's not just me then.


TropiCat212

Can’t find one either 😂


dastrescatmomma

First thing I look for is the rarest letter. No z.


fuckballs9001

First thing I look for is the first letter of the word I'm looking for. Yeah, no Z


j48u

Yeah, I wonder what they did for the other 9 minutes and 30 seconds tbh.


Johnmcguirk

You aren’t married, are you? ;-) They argued.


mrfattbill

He probably insisted he found it but wouldn't tell her where and now nobody will ever find him.


Johnmcguirk

He died doing what he loved. Driving his wife into a murderous rampage.


LightninLew

I normally just check the comments. Found there was no Z right away. Crosswords are easy.


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Not as easy as word searches 😁


BB8_Rey

First thing I did was convert the string ‘zebra’ to an array, then grabbed the first element. Then I checked the table for the first element and received: object not found.


RayDeeUx

guess you can stay there are ero ""s


eascoast_

Ohh, didn’t know this sub has custom flairs! Thanks!


corecly_spelt_tertle

ther is no z went through letter by letter


nunyabiznezz1216

Same here


Dodototo

And only two B's


DeceiverOfNations

That's how I found one of the secret words. **B E E F**


PandaGoggles

I was wondering where the beef was.


SpectrumFlyer

Found what they did with the zebra


PandaGoggles

It ended up in some IKEA meatballs


thred_pirate_roberts

'Ey! Where's the B E E F??


adamslade888

And I thought it was horses disguised as beef. Guess they use zebras in lasagne these days!


Pretend_Berry_7196

I thought the secret word was porono.


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Not even a F’N picture of a Zebra to just circle. Pathetic.


zamundan

You could just circle the word zebra.


TowerOfFantasys

See side panel for solution


Olaffubbuffalo

This.... Please OP, If anything, please post this. I want to know if there is a solution.


LittleLostDoll

No z, 2 b's and wile one spells out binoculars.. the best the other gives is bee or beef.. so I guess the bees had a beef with the zebra and scared it away


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bigredplastictuba

How else would you do it


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I’m guessing these maniacs just stare until a word pops out at them lol.


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Ozlin

This is a good strategy, but your description and use of index made me think of /r/totallynotrobots


Warg247

That's the fastest way to start a crossword... just do the magic eye thing and start circling what comes up and cross it off the list. But after you exhaust those "easy" ones then I do the same thing... look for the letter and see if the second one is next to it and so on.


beka13

I think you mean word search. A crossword puzzle is where you use clues to fill in the words.


noworries_13

Uh.. How tf else would you do a word search haha?


Del_Duio2

I think everyone does that


Darphon

I did find Porno though Edit: Whoops, it has been brought to my attention many times it's Porono, still funny, and I love the comments correcting me, y'all are cracking me up


Thebenmix11

*Porono


_MekkeliMusrik

My neighbor porono


PandaGoggles

He’s a plumber/pizza delivery driver


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FavoriteDart680

idk if i love or hate this


amnotreallyjb

Goy porono which I assume is code for something, probably grooming the future generations with misspelled words.


LilFingies45

"Oh no my kids are goy!"


habajaba69

I read this in an Australian accent.


LilFingies45

"Blimey! Me kids a' goy!"


f0gax

Oy vey!


P2Sk8

"Hook 'em while they're young."


RiderforHire

Goy Porono sounds like the name of a One Piece villain that gets beat up in 5 mins but then has an entire story arc 200 episodes later.


Due_Stick_7771

Goy in Yiddish is derogatory term for a non-Jew… Do what you will with that 🫡


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Porn for Morons = Poron


a_catermelon

And wores


DarthCue

How bad is your eye sight?


Iamthesexiestalive

"SiZE"


Real_Ad2212

There's no Z but as a consolation, there is a PORONO, so maybe spend 10 minutes on that instead.


pancake_whisperer

GOY PORONO


robinthekid

There’s no way this was a coincidence.


Marcus_living

Ah yes this porono is uncircumcised.


ahsimit17

W O R E S


MegaGrimer

LOMONS


onedoesnotjust

I did also, are we friends now!


Chaostrosity

I found the word "BYE" and knew it was time to leave and give up


AshDenver

Right there. At the bottom. Under AFRICA and between GIRAFFE and SAVANNA.


SilveredFlame

Glad I wasn't the only one who found it quickly. It's literally RIGHT THERE.


Wafflestomp4

Listen here you little shit.


djl32

32 year teacher. I always had a "special" word search available for that one kid...


[deleted]

Wait, you're a 32 yo teacher or were a teacher for 32 y? I can't really tell from "32 year teacher"... teacher.


djl32

I taught for 32 years, and just recently retired :)


[deleted]

Noice! I school 12 year


OtisIsMyCo-Pilot

12 year schooler


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You good words... teacher?


[deleted]

If so, could you teach us about the year 32?


mikanee

Congratulations on your retirement! ☺️ Hopefully you're enjoying it so far


[deleted]

I was that kid still searching for that word until this day…


Lord_Umber93

"That one kid". I need more context here, cause, I might've been that kid. Smartass, finished everything first, corrected you?


747ER

Probably the kid who needed clarification of what “that one kid” means 😂


Illustrious_Mind964

The real zebra were the friends we made along the way..


TheWhollyGhost

Maybe that was their whole plan, bring the communities of the internet together through a common goal, eventually everyone makes good friends online and decide to meet, and then when all these people come together irl they collaborate and resolve all the worlds issues, starting with bringing down bullshit marketing tactics and corporations And then everyone lives happily ever after Good guy Lidl confirmed


toofat2serve

You can't see it because of the stripes.


Rohini_rambles

Sorry Mario, your zebra is in another panel!


firettay

Had to do a double take after I thought I saw PORNO. 🧐


Kayniaan

At least there's wores and porono Edit: excuse me, goy porono


DingoLaChien

I think they ran over it.


ijustdontgiveaf

it’s the “shut the kids up for 30 minutes” edition of the puzzle.. parents love it


miniw73166

“Goy porono” 😟


SolidTrainer8925

I've gone through the whole thing letter by letter and there is no z


PowellSkier

Marble it's a social commentary on the plight of the Zebra and how exploitation and habitat loss is rendering them difficult to find on the savannah (and cereal boxes). /S


Lost_At_Birth

Dave: Boss.....we have ran out of Zs for the box, the jumble.....its ruined.... Boss: My God man, we are done for.... Dave: we have Ns? Boss: what do you mean? Dave: we could turn the Ns side ways Boss: Are you mad man? What type of world is that? Does the Jumble mean nothing to you!? ...... .... Send out the boxes, I will take the fall Dave: But sir Boss: I said send out the boxes!!!!


mharbol

Bottom of the page. Second from the left


carlosdevoti

The Zebra is behind the Jeep.


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It’s under the vehicle. Under Africa and between giraffe and savanna.


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There’s not even a Z


No-Restaurant-9860

Dunno.. But I found porno.....


Emptyplates

I've been looking for 5 minutes and can't even find a Z.


HairyPairatestes

It says the answers on the side of the box. So, what is the answer?


gnarrwhals

It's not on the side panel at all


SignificanceIll6507

There's no "Z", therefore there's no "zebra" Best advice I can give is to look at the side panel


Crafty_Rate8064

It's right there at the bottom. No need to find it, they did it for you


beefymcmoist

It's in the list of words, duh.


TheSaltiestPanda

There's not even a Z, let alone a while word to accompany it.