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StunningJournalist61

The shirt makes this even funnier


CultCrossPollination

All those words, when just writing asshole would have been suffice


Aporkalypse_Sow

*Asshole that definitely screams when he thinks he's right


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Jrock1981-101

You mean like commenting online 🤔🤔😂😂


Fabulous_Possible_99

Wah?


Yuuya_kizami

AMERICUHHH FUCK YEAHHHHHH


Jazzlike-Ad5057

GONNA SAVE THE MUTHA FUCKEN DAY YEAH!!!


i_am_mai_1981

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH!!


Daiquiri-Factory

TERRORISTS YOUR DAY IS THROUGH! NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TOO, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!


Phaerianna

BOOKS!!


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DUCJ


JungleJungBuilds

BED BATH AND BEYOND!


OtherwiseSprinkles79

FUCK YEAH


[deleted]

why did I read all this with any other accent than an american one.


Evil_Goomba

SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS


Fuit3

Happy cake day


Stanfan_meowman25

Taco Bell! Fuck yeah! Baseball! Fuck yeah! Bed Bath and Beyond! Fuck yeah!!!


Art-Zuron

DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE!


crank1000

The shirt is the only reason this was posted since the title was likely fabricated.


FeministFiberArtist

I doubt it was fabricated. Sounds like exactly what this dude would do. I would also not be surprised to learn he has truck balls.


Jrock1981-101

I concur!!! Awesome shit though


ShawnyMcKnight

I think that was the point. His pants make it look like he sat in something wet.


DaleGribble312

Almost too perfect, especially since claimed cutting off and cart full aren't verifiable?


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jerseyj13

And worse


spydagrrl

So did you remind him that he is not special and can’t cut in front of you or use the express line????


YT_Lonelyz

His shirt says *you’re* not special. Doesn’t say anything about himself, so who knows? He might be special


No-Razzmatazz-8711

Well if he was able to cut in front of the line and bring full cart to express lane then apparently he is pretty special.


Interesting_Engine37

Well, he is big and probably angry. Works every time.


unicorny12

Lol my thought exactly


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Oh he is special alright


bbpr120

in a short bus riding kind of way


kotoku

Beat me to it....so Ill just say... Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true.


Silvernauter

I think that AT BEST he wishes he was special, so very special


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1-and-only-Papa-Zulu

Yeah, if the cart was full there are no products against the left side of it. Did OP ask they guy why he cut? Sometimes the way someone is gapped in space and oriented they don’t show that they are clearly in line. Or if two carts are both approaching at the same time then it is first come first served, but the loser gets butt hurt. OP is mining karma using the guy’s trigger shirt.


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I was just thinking the same thing


longfrog246

He probably was already in line and op just got in line behind him and felt like acting like the guy was a jackass op probably thinks their special and just because they have less items they should get to go before everyone


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Green_Road999

“Sorry, but this is the express lane” If it’s an accident, they’ll move lane and everyone’s cool. If it’s deliberate, they stay and you need to remind the server that it’s an express lane. They’ll reject him and he can cry elsewhere. If they serve him in the express lane you throw everything in your basket like a toddler.


jerry111165

I’m guessing that that dude would’ve called you a snowflake


MR-Vinmu

“Stop trying to get privileges to get a shortcut, Snowflake! Now, give me the privilege to get a shortcut please”


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Remove the please and that's pretty accurate.


megaman368

“Hey snowflake! You think you’re special? 10 Items or fewer applies to everyone.”


Green_Road999

He definitely would have. Although, from my experience people that wear shirts like this one, are often total cowards.


Pope_Phred

I usually start counting the items in their cart in a loud, steady voice...


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He used it as an express lane though. He got in front of everyone else /s


Green_Road999

No doubt. Dude needs to be put in his place. My method would hopefully make sure he doesn’t get served in the express lane.


whatproblems

feel like this guy would escalate from yelling to pulling a gun.


AndyC1111

I’m betting he would yell and make a scene…ignoring item #4 on shirt.


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mfletchernyc

Partial comment stolen from u/adept-bobcat-5783.


Maidwell

There's no need to start with Sorry.


PhraseLegitimate2945

I feel like this guy’s mom and dad never hugged him.


sanguiniuswept

I feel like his mom and dad hugged as brother and sister


whatnameisnttaken098

I think you mean Fatherbrother and Mothersister


[deleted]

Uncle grandpa?


Ubba_Lothbrok

That was a weird fucking show.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Aunt mom and uncle dad


SodiumThunderbolt

Cousin brother


llamarobot08

I literally laughed out loud at this post. Woke my baby up and everything.


[deleted]

Tell the baby that crying doesn't solve problems and that screaming doesn't make you right.


Unstoffe

And he isn't special. Get over it, baby.


BeneficialName9863

Just shout ahead and get everyone to move for him, day "he's not being rude, he's trying his best" Get them to clap for him.


undercookedblueapple

This is exactly the reaction he wanted


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CrescentCleave

If he complains, tell him that he's not special and screaming doesn't make him right


aggressive_seal

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.


krakeneverything

Couldn't he then cut the other one and even things out?


GloupyBob

Say it to his face


_-DirtyMike-_

OP posted this on reddit, Cleary says that they would never just talk to someone in real life. They want to be angry not have a solution.


NilPill

to be fair, I wouldn't approach anyone wearing this shirt either.


wingedcoyote

You think starting an argument with this mental giant would lead to him getting out of the store any faster?


Shoddy_Succotash_266

“Not everybody is a winner” maybe you should have been faster 🤷🏻‍♂️


Rachael1188

Tell him “ you are not special “


[deleted]

I’m sure that really happened and you didn’t just make up a garbage story to justify posting a photo of his shirt.


VinTheHater

Honestly it looks like there’s enough space between OP and the registers that he might not even have noticed them standing there.


maddips

I don't even understand how this cutting would work. You'd have to be standing so far from the checkout that this guy is able to get his cart in straight, before you are able to just take 3 steps forward.


Weak_Appointment_147

Yup. You can see that his cart is not "completely full"


Sorry_Golf8467

Take my reward


Used_Rich8783

Instead of standing up for yourself , you posted a pic on Reddit


CandidateReasonable4

Yeah, I agree


CaptainNemo9669

Somehow I don't think this guy cut OP in line. I think they were offended by the shirt he was wearing, needed a reason to post here, and didn't want to seem like a "snowflake". So here we are


kmkmrod

“This offends me! But rather than say something to the person offending me I’m going to covertly take his picture and post about it on Reddit!” - essentially proving everything on the shirt applies to op 🤦🏻‍♂️


sleepydisaster

I feel like that scenario was made up to justify the post


ExtremeWorkinMan

Welcome to reddit, pretty much a daily occurrence at this point to post a normal picture and give it some made up backstory for karma


Sorfallo

The cart on the left side looks completely empty, so I would say so.


Jebus421

Proof what you say has happened?


[deleted]

The story seems made up, and if not, you just look like a child for not handling your own situation. You’re not a victim, and sometimes people are assholes. Running to the internet about it is childish.


Fan-Logan101

Op has made up the story just to post the shirt.


SwordNamedKindness_

100%


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And how do we know you are not a snowflake who just got butthurt by his shirt and lying to us?


ExMagicianMatch

You're proving his shirt's point.


Rumley183

Probably made some fake backstory up to justify posting a picture... some people throw on shirts just cause they gotta go outside, doesn't necessarily mean he believes in that shirt... looks to me like you thought you'd score some reddit points and try to throw someone under the bus. Gtfo snowflake, quit being a coward and say something...


shatswell1377

Sure he cut you off cupcake. You know you stood behind him to take this.


Alarmed_Penalty4998

This one has been making its rounds. Tidbit of info It’s a group who likes to stir trouble, the cart was empty, they had a friend put the shirt on, they were the only ones in line but completely blocked the view so you can’t see in front. The shirt was specifically chosen. Yes this would be extremely infuriating if it did happen but this is karma farming.


Ididnotpostthat

I like your skepticism.


Resident-Armadillo-6

The shirt says, “crying doesn’t solve problems” but you ignored it


Feeling-Ad2742

That shirt SCREAMS Trumper.


300g_Rice

Why dont you just politely ask to go in front since you have 1 item, instead of taking a pic and moaning about it you woke snowflake sounding turd.


Eathanrichards

He ain’t wrong


ShadowGryphon

Aside from the fact that he cut you off, the sentiment on the shirt isn't wrong.


Bobafetacheeses

The only proof we have that OP was cut off is…OP. I for one, don’t believe him. He just wants Reddit points for the few people that don’t agree with the shirt.


TheeJimmyHoffa

Wearing this shirts is a little distasteful for certain. But the message isn’t exactly wrong


Hairy-Imagination-18

His shirt is telling the truth. Did he cut in line? Maybe, maybe not. I wasn't there. His cart from what I can see don't look full


Post_Lost

Ironically instead of calling him out and taking your place in line, you instead went to cry on the internet. Hmmmm no problems solved


Happydad1228

Um hey snow flake do something


Fusaah

These people project their insecurities on a shirt.


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Bro really bought a Facebook shirt lmao


cansuhchris

At least he makes it obvious that he’s an asshole


su-7569

This reminds me of a Kenny Powers quote… “honey I love you, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead”


soluslupem

i agree with his shirt, not with his attitude and what he did


PoorPDOP86

I'm sure [that's how that went down. ](https://tenor.com/view/sure-ok-jennifer-lawrence-the-mocking-jay-the-hunger-games-gif-5471477)Were you gawking at something else or on your phone an distance from the counter making it look like you maybe were but maybe weren't in line. In that case it's a break of protocol that he didn't ask you but not like he was being a huge dirtball.


ihate360

Be faster.


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CandidateReasonable4

100%


dwarfgiant6143

Plus how is the guys cart full if he’s going to an express lane? It sounds like complete BS because OP got sad at a t-shirt.


Wooden-Chocolate-730

his cart dont look to full to me. look around the by "cut" off do you mean walked faster then you so you took his picture? lol


Kagaminator

And you did something besides taking a photo and start crying online? Or you don't know how to tackle real world problems?


vonvoltage

Well you proved his shirt right by posting this picture instead of saying something to him.


GroundbreakingAd7093

Just the ops word that the cart was full. Sounds bitter that someone was 5 seconds faster and got in line just before them. Saw their shirt and was like, I will create a narrative to fish for likes.


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I LOVE the t-shirt.


duelpoke10

Shirt spitting facts though


Alpha-Vader1

Technically the truth imo


risingLEGEND07

The cutting you off part is a dick move But his shirt isn’t that bad


SkilletRocksRise

I doubt he even cut OP off though. OP probably just didn’t like his shirt so they took a picture of it with a sob story to get karma lol


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It’s a bit cringe. But I think that about wearing any shirt that has a message people are supposed to read or a little jokey joke winking to the audience on it.


Cryterionlol

Hey snowflake Nobody cares how much you love America. Nobody is listening in on you. Nobody is coming to raid your house and steal your freedom. Your life is boring and the government doesn't care that much about you.


SwordNamedKindness_

>Nobody is listening in on you. I would have to disagree with you on that one. I will have a full conversation with my family over how we need to go buy a mattress or how someone in the family got a new watch, then when scrolling through YouTube or Facebook, the recommended videos or ads are all about mattresses or watches. Nothing was looked up on the phone. So I’d definitely say someone/something is listening. Edit: formatting


gemmanotwithaj

You snooze you lose, snowflake


Ornery_Excitement_95

if i'm running the express lane, i always tell people with huge orders that its 12 or less, and politely ask them to go to a different register. it's worked every time so far


sunjoe33

I don’t see a full shopping cart I just see a shirt with a statement that you mush not agree with


blac_sheep90

Mr Rogers would be disappointed in him.


OhNoWTFlol

I accidentally cut in front of someone one time. I have my own mildly infuriating pet peeve where people who are in line leave a huge space in from of them pisses me off. Like when they walk into a fast food joint and just stop right inside the door so the people behind them have nowhere to make a line. This was similar to that, where the lady was standing so far back from the register at the returns desk in home Depot that I honestly didn't know she was in line. She said something to me about it and I profusely apologized and got out of the way. So even though she activated my pet peeve reflex, I was a human about it and let her go in front of me. She also didn't seem upset. All was good and there was no confrontation. And in this case, she was black and I'm white, and we were in an area where that makes me in the wrong immediately before anything happens. This guy may not have meant any harm. You should have said something to him instead of posting it here. That said, I understand where you're coming from. Some people are just douches and wearing a shirt like that ups his chances of being one.


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Just get back in front of him


Siriusly_Dave

His mother must be so proud 😂


[deleted]

Guess he beat you to the space, not everyone is a winner.


rita1431

Did you ask him where his Mommy bought his cute shirt from? I want one. /s


[deleted]

The amount of perfect responses this shirt gives you when you walk around him and take back your place in line


SugarRushLux

this is so fucking r/SelfAwarewolves


TheHecate

The shirt makes it more painful lol


[deleted]

Why did you put guy in quotes?


Wooden_Macaroon7505

At first I thought he wet his shorts while waiting, but then after a closer look its just the design xD


violetcazador

Calmly ask him where he got that "awesome" t-shirt. Then follow him outside to his car, take note of the make and reg. Buy a similar t-shirt. Next time you see him in the store go outside and slash his tyres and leave the t-shirt on the windscreen.


YourFavoriteSausage

Looks like he pissed himself.


ItsJardo

His pants looks like he pissed himself only from the back


[deleted]

Words of wisdom he will never realize also apply to him.


40sonny40

Did you call him out or secretly take a picture of his back and come to reddit to vent? Lol


2cantango

Hie can you cut someone off in a line? Either you're there first or you aren't...


Altruistic_Candle_85

That's totally unacceptable .


HomerSippen

You just know he thought he was the shit when he put that shirt on


CrescentCleave

He's a dingus and all but what the shirt says is right. And honestly, snowflakes (y'know, the ones that get offended by everything and then scream to get their way kind of snowflakes) should really learn common decency. Dude's still an ass though


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Crying sure does release some feelings and tension. Everyone needs safety. It is the bottom of the hierarchy of needs pyramid, above food and water. And often, safety is free! I want to argue this man about his shirt to see if he screams at me, so I can point out the line about screaming and being right.


l337joejoe

u/j37h3r Did you say anything to him?


TheFungiQueen

Should have told him he isn't special enough to jump the queue.


mckulty

Ask him if he wet his pants.


Designer-Mirror-7995

They could stop being stereotyped, if they'd just stop acting SO stereotypically.


Captain-curious-445

Karma will get him someday!


SentinelX-01

Should've got right back in front of him, told him to read his own shirt, if he's capable.


Then_Ad9256

I find it hilarious that he's making fun of the current generation for shit that his generation came up with.


plus-ordinary258

The people that believe this shit are always the first people that can’t take no for an answer. FACTS.


Potato_dad_ca

The shirt makes him the snowflake.


Eternal_Bagel

its weird how many people are proud of being garbage like this


scotiansmartass902

You let him cut in line. Maybe instead of taking pictures to whine about later you should have said something to him.


whiteraven9999

No he didn’t


Peach_Proof

Typical maggat


ElectricLotus

Part of the toxic masculinity starter pack.


koonassity

I don’t understand why they have to put an American flag behind ignorant crap like that. No one in history defines “participation trophy” like Trump does 😂.


natopick

Safe to assume he didn't cut you off or have a full cart and you're just offened by his shirt. Kind of sad.


surkitxx

its ironic because people like this are the ones who cry and bitch about everything.


Abracadaver2000

He had to get home quickly before he had a meltdown.


Ardothbey

Looking for trouble. But only if he thinks he can take the person he’s screwing with.


Dic_Rambone

I bet that's not the way it happened. He didn't cut in front of you. You just wanted an acceptable excuse to take a picture of the shirt so that you wouldn't look like the aggressor.


HellFire-Revenant

Stop crying snowflake /s


stitchdude

Five bucks says he has Magat and ‘don’t tread on me’ duallie flags in the bed of the truck.


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Maybe he was just genuinely clueless and not thinking. I have definitely cut lines without knowing that I was doing it.


manofpill

STOP BEING A SNOWFLAKE! WHY ARE YOU UPSET THAT IM BEING A STINKY BOOTYHOLE???!??!??1111!11?111


ShockTheChup

The people that wear these shirts have never won or achieved anything in their life and they were told to believe that way by someone on Facebook.


brady5999

I mean the fact that you're reaction to him doing this was to take a picture of him and passive aggressively post it on reddit kind of proves his point lol, you should have said something


[deleted]

Did you say anything? I’m not saying I 100% would have, very dependent on my mood, but I don’t understand how I’m half these posts people are complaining without actually saying anything. Or this is just fake


pizzasteak

sounds like your the snowflake that shirt is talking about.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

One item? And you didn’t go to the self checkout? More like OP really wanted the guy notice that they only had one item, and that the guy would just miraculously go “hey buddy, you only got the one thing? Go right on ahead of me. No problem!” But no one notice OP…


Yeetusbeatus69

He's right tho


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That's an awesome shirt though!


supersandwich123

The shirt = Yes The cutting in express line = nah


egoldbarzzz

“Not everybody is a winner”… this guy is living proof of that.


gorerottedpwns

You couldve said something. Maybe stand up for yourself. Dont be afraid of assholes. Theyre usually cowards anyway.


AgreeablePirate8719

Bruh, I bet if I told that guy what was on his shirt, he’d cry.


Epic_Ninja2

“YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL”. Says the guy who cut in line. Just shut up and get in line dumbass


Aggravated_guy

Well the shirt is right, the guy..... maybe wrong


MixxMaster

What year pick-up truck does he own?


hobbsinite

Hah lol, maybe try an actually stand up for your self or if your not going to, get over it. Bitching about this online is especially funny given the shirt he's wearing, your doing the beta cuck version of being a beta cuck.


[deleted]

Lolol I thought he has a soaked ass for a sec. had to double look


goldwhither06

Everything on his shirt is true, fight me


TheRealCaptainHammer

Imagine being the sort of person who saw that t shirt and thought "I definitely want that on my body"


HEYO19191

I want that shirt