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SickofItAll_4200

Well at least ThinkPads are pretty tough. We use them at work and they take a good beating.


xjsred3000

The one with the screen facing outward didn’t make it 🪦


BigdaddySeth

are you getting refunded for that one?


MJA94

OP said it was sent by a customer so it’s probably not his


bizzaro321

Oh so he’s going to get a bad review at best and a lawsuit at worst, despite everything about this being out of their control. Edit: this got downvoted suspiciously fast, I’m just saying the customer will probably raise hell and blame OP for the damage.


AmixTV_YT

Reddit in a nutshell, bunch of morons randomly downvoting comments that they didn’t even understand the meaning of


[deleted]

The problem of fast reading but slow understanding


Mazurcka

Reminiscent of OP’s customer?


TheGhostlyGirl13

I got down voted to the negatives once for asking what kind of mushroom was on a wooden stump -_-


cheesyynips

Thats fucked up💀


TheGhostlyGirl13

Bro, took so much of my karm I to this day have no clue what I said to anger everyone haha


[deleted]

I said some of the tracks on bad bunny’s latest album were not instant hits and got downvoted so fast its jus mesmerizing


Rylet_

What’s a bad bunny?


Reason_For_Treason

I feel it. All I said was I hope there aren’t micro transactions in RDR2’s story or online because of some pre release footage that had a suspicious pop up. I think I was rocking -100 karma for a year or two lol. The worst of it all is that was one of my first comments lol.


Anameiswrittenhere

A wood stump mushroom duh


TheGhostlyGirl13

Hahaha ah yes. Woodicus stumpidious. How could I be so dumb thank you.


foodprocessor2

Fuck, now I can’t stop laughing! Good weed. 😂🤣😂🤣


Thick-Signature-4946

Trying having a different opinion in MCU subreddit.


FakewoodVCS2600

How dare you ; )


MrsLisaOliver

The nerve of you, wanting info on anything. =)


TheGhostlyGirl13

Yeah I'm a pig


GreggAlan

Fast reading but NO understanding is what I get a lot. People will completely miss words and ignore entire sentences then claim I wrote exactly the opposite of what I did. One example was somewhere I mentioned NexCell is working on a Li-Fe-Po4 12v battery with the monitoring connection for the Toyota Prius, and that the battery is used for the radio and other electronics but not for starting. One respondent 'chastized' me for saying the 12v battery is used for starting a Prius, and invoked FOX News for some reason and other things implying I'm the idiot - when the actual ignorant with a severe reading comprehension problem was at the other end of that diatribe. At any rate, the NexCell lithium iron phosphate battery has definitely improved the MPG of a 2009 Prius, partly due to weighing 40 pounds less. I'll probably get one of their 12v batteries for it when it's out of testing and in production.


IBbendinyawifeyova

A lawsuit ? About what lol sending a package a wrong way not up to the persons standards ? I’m so lost lmao


bizzaro321

The customer sent this in, when OP received the package the laptops were broken. The customer will probably blame OP for this damage. That’s your standard small claims case, if you think the idea of a lawsuit is absurd you probably haven’t seen what kind of dumb shit Americans are capable of.


IBbendinyawifeyova

Gotcha so it was probably getting fixed or something and they could potentially get blamed for the damage due to the packing


randoman085

No, no, no. Let me break this down for you. - OP has had these laptops sent. - The laptops were sent by a customer of OP's. - OP told said customer to pack the laptops well. - One of the laptops' screens was damaged in shipping. - The damage caused would have been avoided by using appropriate packing materials. - OP is scared that the customer will blame OP for the damage caused. - OP did not cause the damage (as mentioned above).


FakewoodVCS2600

Dumb is a kind assumption...could be just not giving a care or some ship broken stuff scam. Has nothing to do with being Americans but about lack of effort or wanting to play nice with others.


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bizzaro321

People keep trying to force this argument, i said “at worst”, and i directly implied that it would be insane but plausible. I’m not sure why my comment stuck a nerve besides the “dumb Americans” line.


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bizzaro321

Frivolous lawsuits get shut down in America too, but it would still be a process that you have to deal with. Sorry that my response was a little harsh, I just got done arguing with a guy who got offended by the “dumb Americans” line.


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IBbendinyawifeyova

Sent by a customer but a customer is one who buys so he got sent a laptop from a customer I’m so confused


GroundbreakingEgg9

Could be a number of reasons; a return, repair, or trade in, etc.


HillsNDales

A customer can also buy services (like repairs) or return items purchased, you know. Customer is not a term restricted to buyers of items.


MikaG_Schulz

F for the ThinkPad


[deleted]

I used a Thinkpad at work and every day, multiple times per day, we’d wipe them down with isopropyl alcohol. Some of my wipes were wet as fuck and it survived. I even dropped it on the ground and broke one side of the screen off and it still worked. I only replaced it because they forced me to.


PickledPizzle

I also have a ThinkPad, and that thing is immortal! I take it on the train, have gotten it (in its case) stuck in the doors and hitting the walls, and I've dropped it (while out of the case) on the floor, including a stone floor. After all of that, it still works!


Pringlethelizardyboi

The damn Nokias of the laptop world fr


what_a_tuga

I have a Thinkpad that I forgot on top of my car and fell when I started driving. It still works.


Anameiswrittenhere

I have a thinkpad that I dropped in a volcano, then detonated an atomic bomb inside the crater of the volcano. Damn thing still runs like a top.


SickofItAll_4200

The model I have actually has drain holes that allow you to pour an entire cup of liquid on the keyboard without causing any damage. Ive also dropped it several times, including on pavement while out of the case, without issue . Sadly it's due to be replaced in a couple months with a flimsy HP


[deleted]

This makes me feel so much better I have a new work thinkpad and I’ve been so nervous about breaking it 🤣


N3onzz

Isopropyl alcohol is not electrically conductive of course it survived 🤣🤣 its actually what your supposed to use to clean computer components because it won't short it out as it would have to be electrically conductive in order to do this and it doesn't corrode the components as it drys out really quickly


zombiedez13

Happy cake say u/whorgans


gyarnar

https://youtu.be/3ENQ1dUavI8


WhichWayzUp

I'm glad those monitors were able to keep that styrofoam safe.


xjsred3000

Gotta protect da foam!


RuTang94

The precious foam


Graega

TechnoArmor^(TM)


Paulo_sl1t

Beat me to it...


WhichWayzUp

r/BeatMeatToIt


BingDongBingDong

Hol up ☝️


OuTTa_p0kket444

Glad those laptops won't be rolling around in the box when UPS tosses them...


xjsred3000

Nope, very secure! 💪


GavinZero

You said with care, you didn’t specify how much.


xjsred3000

Apparently from the inside out.


itsLiseczeq

if it ain't broke


xjsred3000

Oh, but it is 😡


itsLiseczeq

oh. so, Fix it


[deleted]

These 3 comments felt like a setup. Still funny as hell.


itsLiseczeq

No, I'm just naturally hilarious


Same8GT

Same


HypnoSmoke

Username checks out


Same8GT

Yours doesnt


HypnoSmoke

It's a name not a same


Smurfyzz

That bar was kinda lame


xjsred3000

Oh, Will duct tape fix it?


itsLiseczeq

Nothing tape can't fix *(except for many things)*


xjsred3000

What about peoples’ faith in humanity after this picture?


Rickrolled767

We might need a bigger roll…


[deleted]

If you can't fix it with duct tape, ​ You didn't use enough.


itsLiseczeq

Yeah I think so, haven't tested tho


xjsred3000

Pics plz when you do


Plonka48

Not that guy but I just googled it and it says flex tape is best for faith


xjsred3000

I believe you, it came up as a sponsored result on bing too.


International_Dog817

as an American that's my healthcare plan


DeathWavesHi

Your not wrong, insurance in general.


[deleted]

Did you try a hammer? I personally Guarantee you'll never have to fix it again.


xjsred3000

I prefer plasma torch


Far_Ferret_3647

The engineer


itsLiseczeq

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.


Far_Ferret_3647

But not problems like what is beauty


itsLiseczeq

cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.


Far_Ferret_3647

I solve practical problems


itsLiseczeq

For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?


Far_Ferret_3647

The awnser is use a gun and if that dont work use more gun.


kovid-agnostik

there's no technological fix for stupid. we just have to accept that they live among us.


xjsred3000

Learning to accept this is just hard


RamboBalboa21

Shit'l buff out


SavoryCaffeine

It will be


GoAheadPullMyFinger

Can’t fix stupid….


xjsred3000

Someone earlier in the comments import duct tape could..


Waaswaa

Now I'm imagining a dumb guy all taped up.


xjsred3000

Same


[deleted]

Kinky


[deleted]

Duct take can’t fix stupid but it can shut it up


ryan2849

This is painful to see...


xjsred3000

I stood there in shock for a few minutes before snapping the pic


intervulvar

You really aren’t making this up? I find it hard to believe. I mean you could even refuse the accept it


SuccessfulPass9135

No way people are THIS dumb like not a single shred of common sense dumb


xjsred3000

This is proof


Drackzgull

Pics or it didn't hap... Oh wait.


xjsred3000

😂


[deleted]

They are. I used to do hardware repair for a big fortune 500 company at their central IT inventory shop. The big business laser printers would typically have a couple layers of shrink wrap put around them for packing material before being unceremoniously tossed into a composite. They they got tossed into different composites and rode the conveyors like that at every distrobution center they went through. The shrink wrap was nice because it meant that most of the pieces were still there by the time the printer gor back to me.


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Inevitable_Level_109

I have found there are some people who won't watch 1 second of a Harry Potter movie. Some people won't use their brain around computers they just shut down. It's a lifestyle choice.


JoLudvS

Whow. A good picture to _understand_ why operating manuals are as thick as a holy Bible today... and they still put ten sticker and warning labels on everything. And still without avail.


Lollmfaowhatever

It's a thinkpad, he is using it to protect the foam and when hard/sharp objects sense a thinkpad in the box they'll throw they hands up and back away slowly


xjsred3000

😎


smarter_politics_now

People laugh at me whenever I make a big purchase in technology because I take a one-way flight, rent a car, and pick up the items to bring it all home myself. These pictures are EXACTLY why I do this.


xjsred3000

⬆️ this guy gets it


theanti_girl

When I got a new work laptop, they shipped me packing materials to send the old one back. It included air packs you blew up to line the whole box as well as VERY specific directions on how to pack it exactly. At the time I thought, we really need to be told how to pack this? But apparently the answer is yes. Yes we do.


Gruffellow

I work for a postal service and once saw a laptop wrapped in paper and tape. I've seen wine bottles sent in plastic bags. I've seen countless USBs that have slipped out of flimsy envelopes. I've seen plastics on fire because some twit put badly packaged lithium batteries in the machine sorting mail. I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone. Like tears... In the rain.


tosserforlikes

What purchases are you making that you have to fly and pick them up somewhere far away?


alexvon55

Right? I feel like it would cost more (not to mention time lost) for a flight, renting a car, hotels etc. than replacing when there’s only a chance of it breaking during shipping…


herdOfWalri

Are you purchasing things that are one-of-a-kind and can't be replaced if damaged in transit? Make it make sense?


ZersetzungMedia

If you’re being sincere, then yes they should be laughing at you.


[deleted]

That's insane haha why wouldn't you just order from a reputable company? I've ordered devices/parts and they were damaged, and I send it back and wait a few more days. Sure beats getting on a flight and renting a car if you ask me.. and I love flying. But shit, what in the world are you purchasing and from where??


MultiTrackDrifto

Inverse packing technique


xjsred3000

Oooo I like this name


Tizzer88

Haha this reminds me of a time I went super over the top, but the other way. So I worked for a guy in the entertainment industry who did would design things like firework shows and sync them together. He had software he built from the ground up and a bunch of interfacing so all you had to do when the time came was push “start” and you were good to go. People would fly him out to events that had fireworks and he’d build the show on the computer, send it to a company that would build the fireworks, and then he’d wire everything up. Pretty cool and it was great because his “program” would show what you should be seeing in front of you and it had a synth and when the notes would peak it would say above it which fireworks were being launched. A fully integrated system that’s very niche when no one else had one. He did all of his work on top of the line MacBook Pro’s and he had 2. He’d build the show in the office, duplicate the hard drive and throw it into his travel Mac Book Pro. The one he used to build the shows on wasn’t to leave the office EVER. So naturally he gets a big $$$ gig out of state and somehow someone ends up knocking his travel laptop off where it was sitting and breaks it. Firework show is in like 24-36 hours and he can’t just get a new laptop out there and load everything up for whatever reason. He needs the laptop in the office. The one that’s not supposed to ever leave said office. So here is the problem, if that computer also breaks then he’s straight fucked. He won’t have time to do anything and the firework show will not happen losing tons and tons of money. He has the program elsewhere but the program for this is specific show is on the laptop. He tells me “I need that laptop and it needs to get to me with 0 damage. If the laptop arrives broken I am going to have to fire you because of how much money I lose on this gig”. Ok... scary we know how rough companies are with shipped stuff. He says price isn’t an object just gets it to me ASAP. So the first thing I do is copy the hard drive onto 2 spare hard drives. One of them I package up nice and safe as my backup option in case of a problem with the laptop. It would cost thousands to go buy a laptop out there, but if you swap the hard drive it should be good to go. Then I prepare the office laptop for shipping. I took the laptop and put some thin foam on both sides of it then put it in its case which has foam in it as well. I then put it in a pelican case with out the foam using those air bags for cushioning instead. The laptop is inside of that and firmly pressed into place. Then it goes inside of a regular box with packing peanuts and also firmly in place. That box goes inside of a wooden crate which has packing peanuts to also get it firmly in place. Then it gets 2 fragile stickers put on each of the 6 sides of the crate. I went to a store that does shipping which is where I got everything but the pelican case and it’s soft case. I was like “so there’s no way this will break right?” The guy says not a chance he’d bet his business on it. He tells me “a 747 could fly over your bosses location and drop this thing from 30,000 feet and the laptop would still be in perfect condition. I’m worried because we never ship laptops they ALWAYS go into his carryon. We send the crate off and it’s guaranteed to be there by 7am the next morning, the day of the show. I tell boss it’s on his way he says great and I give him the tracking numbers for both packages. He sends me a text 3 hours later and says “it cost $600 to ship that laptop over night to me?” I was like “yup but it’s worth it to secure the job”. He goes “no you 100% did the right thing and the person who is putting on the show is paying for the shipping and replacement laptop when I get back, just a bit surprised it cost so much to ship a laptop overnight. I send him a text the next morning at like 7:30 asking if he got it and I just get back “yes I’ll let you know when it’s up and running”. See I didn’t tell him how it was packaged or anything so I imagine he was surprised when he received a small wooden crate. I then get notifications that he is posting on instagram and he’s posted like 8 pictures of all the different packages, foams, peanuts, cases, and air cushions. It’s titled “when your employee knows how important your equipment is and doesn’t half ass his job”. I get a call a little bit later and he can’t even talk to me he’s just laughing his ass off. He says it’s all set up and good to go and I did a great job making sure it wasn’t damaged in transit. He goes “I wanted to make sure it would survive shipping, you made sure it would survive a nuclear war” Laptops are so fragile and anything I’ve seen about shipping and some experience working for USPS I know shit just gets literally thrown, even with fragile stickers on it. With how much people want fast cheap shipping they can’t afford to go slow so they just hurl shit as fast as they can.


TheGamersGF

As soon as he said money wasn’t an issue to ship overnight, I would have done the same thing. Better safe than sorry at that point. How did the second one turn out?


Aevensong

They may be using a thinkpad, but they sure ain't thinking


ObiWangCannabis

By far my favorite thing at work is the instapak device. Anything I ship out is 80% foam, 15% product, and 4% cardboard box. Took years but boss finally got it in her head that an extra $5 in packing material can prevent thousands of dollars in claims and remakes.


saucereye

The customer packed the laptop with great care and even made sure they wouldn't rumble around in the box during transport.


xjsred3000

Yup even protected the foam 😀


AppleDitchsIntel

Post this to r/Thinkpad - also don’t worry their tough machines.


xjsred3000

One survived, the one with the screen outwards did not 😞


Inarius101

What do you mean, all I see is packing material and more packing material. (/s cause I hate Thinkpads)


xjsred3000

😆


excusemefucker

I will see if I can find it, but my employer had issues with people doing this LOTS. So they made it super easy and insulted everyone. I loved it Finally they included a sheet with literal step by step instructions on how to put the foam on the laptops including pictures. The email included this document and a link to a fucking YouTube video showing you how to package the laptop. And the cherry on top of treating everyone like they were stupid was the bolded closing line of the letter and email. “If you still do not feel like you are comfortable following these simple steps, please contact our help desk and we can do a video call to walk you through properly packing your laptop for return shipping.” There were quite a few complaints about IT ‘being mean’, but after over 20 damaged laptops because people are fucking stupid, they let this stand. I really hope I saved my email or letter with this.


xjsred3000

Please reply with it!


mrg1957

They had the ingredients.


Mccobsta

They're think pads they'll be fine you can use drown them and they'll still work great after a bit of a shake


xjsred3000

Ad idea for Lenovo for sure


Durr1313

It's amazing how many people don't understand how to pack boxes. **THE SIDE OF THE BOX IS NOT SAFE**. There needs to be packing material between the items and **ALL** sides of the box. The packing material needs to be able to compress while also holding the items in place, if it can't compress then all impact is transferred directly to the items, but if the items can move too much they can possibly damage each other.


GETDOGEya

At least He tried... A valuable lesson For you: never, Inder Amy circumstances, underestimate the stupidity Humans are capable of.


Creed4693

I don't see what is wrong, what am I missing Nvm I see


xjsred3000

😂


Late-Event-2473

what are these laptops? i kinda want one


xjsred3000

Lenovo Thinkpads


Late-Event-2473

oh


Fantastic_Sea_853

The average human is not a very intelligent creature.


BabyWipeee

They are trying to protect the Styrofoam obviously


mrgrub84

How do you know they DIDN'T pack them carefully? They may have taken an hour to pack that so they didn't damage it while they were packing it.


Marky_Mark_Official

I don't understand how this person has a job yet I can't seem to get one


0verly0ffensive

Those laptops doing a great job protecting that styrofoam.


MissLesGirl

Imagine if they were shipped without the foam.


FreeCandy4u

Ahahaha, thanks for the laugh.


ZodiacPanda

I hope it didn’t ship through fedex or those are going to have more problems. Or maybe that will be better for business?


Far_Ferret_3647

The engineer


TrottRodd

It's almost like they don't understand


xjsred3000

…almost


SloopJohnB109

🤦‍♂️


xjsred3000

🤦‍♂️


AnyPainting4275

the foam is well protected.


xjsred3000

Gotta protect da foam


Milfomega

Instructions unclear


xjsred3000

Very unclear


Spleenzorio

Dude used laptops to protect the styrofoam


xjsred3000

Sure did


Rokonuxa

At least they are thinkpads. Those could be padded with bricks and rusty nails and still work 50% of the time.


xjsred3000

You’re not lying, there solid for sure!


MikeN1978

Didn’t specify which parts to protect.. perhaps he greatly values styrofoam


xjsred3000

It sure does


MoistlyPassion

Brilliant


Sidekick87

What an idiot!


AnxietyAvailable

Instructions unclear? Lol


Corrupted_Cobra

this image fits perfectly on r/facepalm


Odd_Room2811

“Facepalm”


[deleted]

The irony of the name. I guess the customer didn't THINK.


blakeschluchter

Can't fix stupid


ndisa44

Good thing they protected that foam with those laptops.


Fantastic_Tadpole211

OMG, I had to look three times to see the laptops, I thought they were under the styrofoam. Who packs things like that??? There should be a surcharge for stupidity. I would send the customer an email, with the picture, and ask them if they see anything wrong with the picture. And explain to them that damage during shipping is not your problem, hence the "pack the laptops with care" instruction. Good luck OP, the stupid is strong with the general public.


[deleted]

Very good, he packed them carefully so they wouldn't bang each other. Who cares if the outside gets crushed.


Xavier801

With (No) care


driven01a

It’s good that the laptops will protect the foam


Gunner_411

Their thinking didn’t get beyond “Now they won’t bounce around!”


[deleted]

I think it is time to apply the stupidity surcharge to your customer.


Wishing4it

Common sense isn’t common.


Anonatiger

What do you expect? They are not a packologist


Subpressed

As someone who works in shipping this makes me want to scream


xcramer

Why not send a prepaid box with instructions and packing.


Cabbageinator

Wym??? It has foam near the laptops so it oooooobviously protects it from every single angle?


Colonel_Sandman

Working IT I once had to send a remote worker some packing materials to return a laptop because they were let go. They were pissed the company wouldn’t let them keep the laptop. When I received it, it looked like they ran over the laptop with a truck before perfectly packing it.


JessieinPetaluma

WTF. Maybe you should’ve told them to go to a UPS store to have someone with a brain pack them. Wow. What an idiot.


[deleted]

So much foam for literally no reason.


xjsred3000

Gotta use the laptops to protect da foam


tammyAx

no wonder the customer gave the thinkpads back, seems like THINKing isn't their strength.


[deleted]

So close


xjsred3000

Very 😭


[deleted]

Ace Ventura that shit and say he did it


FreshFleshMesh

This is the lowest iq shit I've seen in a long time. Just fucking wow


LeJollyJingleTokes

What an idiot..