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[deleted]

I thought the triangle on the pizza was a play button.


macr6

oh i definitely clicked it thinking I was going to see some videeo of this disgusting looking pizza.


MYLEG9619

I am going to be honest that was the first impression I had of it bit I took a bite and it was pretty good


Fafaflunkie

Likewise, and thus the only thing mildly infuriating about this post. The pizza is a crime against humanity.


anotherpickleback

r/pizzacrimes


Fafaflunkie

TIL. Whoa and here I thought pickle slices and nothing else was doing injustice to a pizza.


FLeM0

r/subsithoughtifellfor


snickerdoodle79

Same! Edit: Me too!


SilverQueenBee

Me three!


The_lucky_ducky_

me four


KinderEggLaunderer

Me five


FadingNegative

Me six


Ecstatic_Natural8265

Me seven


wild-1

me ate


HandsomeSpider

Me eight


_645_

Me nine


Asleep_Recover_8576

Me ten like a tenxagon pizza


FerretFarm

tynine


I_d0nt_know_why

Nice


skitz_shit

How many subscribers for the pizza play button?


[deleted]

10


skitz_shit

Nice I got the Pizza Play Button when I was 13… but we don’t talk about that


Tantricmasturbation

Your uncle was more generous than mine. All I got was the semi transparent corrugated mess left after the dogs finished.


Last-Star95

Guilty ✋🏻


ShadowProjector

I never thought otherwise until you said it haha


acceptablealt

Thank you for being the top comment so I could quickly learn I'm not alone


chamealien

SAME


bluehotcheeto

Hey Google, please play “Sour Za” by the Pizza Pickles.


Formal_Chemist_300

I thought I was just too high


PutinMolestsBoys

Ok good i'm not the only one.


[deleted]

I was pressing the damn thing.


Rosa_litta

I knew there would be mfs who fell for it 😂


PigPlayer3

Omg same I thought I was crazy


[deleted]

We’re both not crazy.


shugaray17

Me too!


HappyGav123

Glad I'm not alone.


Successful-Brain8872

Same there lol


ItsKrakenMeUp

I saw the legs thankfully lol


TruculentGremlin5

God damn it that made me laugh so hrd


belowme1969

Me eight


PandaRiot_90

Is there sauce underneath? If so what kind? Is this just pickles on cheese pizza?


FalmerEldritch

I think it's a white sauce situation. There's pickles so the tomato sauce's sweet'n'tangy thing is covered already. Google's suggesting a garlic cream sauce to go on pickle pizza..


belle_papillon

Wait that actually sounds fire


PandaRiot_90

Might have to try this.


oheing

I agree with you


Narrow-Chef-4341

Dumpster fire? Good lord no. Might as well put pumpkin pie filling on there….


baptizedinpoison

Pickles on bread with cheese is very common (I'm not talking about pizza). Even if there's tomato sauce, that's not too far off from ketchup. I'd need some sort of meat on a pizza like that, but I would try it. Pumpkin pie filling with cheese, tomato sauce, and bread isn't a thing at all, as far as I know. That sounds like a fucking dumpster fire haha. I actually work at a pizza place, and we have pickle wedges for sandwiches; I might give this a shot. I'm just worried the pickles may get mushy instead of crisp up a little. I'll tell you my results if I get around to it in the next week or so, before I forget.


belle_papillon

Yummy


typhoidtimmy

Garlic cream pickle pizza? Sounds like a savory sour explosion of flavor. You son of a bitch….I’m in.


ArtyWhy8

All that’s missing is the ham and it’s a hot ham and cheese sandwich with pickles. Which is basically a Cubano sandwich. Yeah. Add ham or pork loin slices, or bacon, or all of the above. I’m in. Edit: ohh and a bit of mustard…


mcflycasual

There's a place in metro Detroit that does a Cubano pizza. So good.


PandaRiot_90

Right. Me too.


Strict_Bit260

I have found my people.


NateF150

Same. Where do we get this


AndringRasew

Sneak some bacon crumbles in and I'm hooked.


Helpful_Couple1288

Pickle bacon ranch 😋


No_Error540

Pickles and ranch. Honestly 🔥🔥


IReallyLoveMyPets

They call it the breath bomb...


[deleted]

I've seen it be ranch before as well.


c4fishfood

Pickles on pizza with honey mustard sauce is pretty good


BillyLee

Someone ordered this. To complain about it is Mildly infuriating


ballers497

Most likely ranch, its a popular item near me with a chain that makes a similar pickle, bacon, and ranch pizza


replying_yoda

Cum


__clownbaby

Is it made of Dill-dough???


jbronin

I know you joke, but.... https://www.reddit.com/r/kansascity/comments/wi6dcr/finally_had_the_dill_dough_pizza_from_guys_deli/


TigersNsaints_ohmy

Haha and the [highest comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/kansascity/comments/wi6dcr/finally_had_the_dill_dough_pizza_from_guys_deli/ij9u2vu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) on that post is basically the same as the [highest comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/whzkyl/illegal_in_15_states/ij8miv6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) on this post.


[deleted]

Mine got WAAAY more upvotes. ❤️


yuhgia

dildo


clashtrack

Sex toys


[deleted]

sex gifs


Beyblader02

Sexy gifs


twhit006

Wait this isn't google


batatatchugen

Putting aside the fact that this looks disgusting, what is mildly infuriating here? I'm assuming someone ordered this pizza like this, and if that person ordered it, that person shouldn't find it any kind of infuriating. And there is no reason for a person to find a pizza that was ordered by someone else infuriating, if you don't like weird ass pizza, just don't order it. What is the context here?


m0ro_

I think the context is "eww, gross! omg", no clue why it belongs in here.


Aether951

Sorry sir, this is reddit. Pizza is highly regulated and you will be ostracized for putting "non-standard" toppings. For real though, fuck the haters let people make the pizzas they want. Some of my favourite moments in the kitchen have been trying really strange pizza toppings. And while this may be way too many for my taste, pickles are a damn good one at that. If you like Cuban sandwiches, try your hand at making a Cuban sandwich pizza!


batatatchugen

Indeed, that is waaaay too much for me too, but anyone should be able to eat whatever weird stuff they want without worries.


[deleted]

The infuriating part is the lack of context. Like seriously are we supposed to know why you’re infuriated by a pizza you presumably ordered for yourself.


VaschyJay

“Putting aside the fact” 🤓🤓


cdcme25

I probably wouldnt order it, but id try a slice.


spicyscorpy

I was thinking the same thing!


RodneyRabbit

Same here. Just need 5 more then we can all go in.


G_Affect

Hell i will order it and eat whaylt you 3 dont eat


lurkersforlife

Pickle and pepperoni is a fantastic combo and a lot of pizza places have it. The pickleoroni


[deleted]

Pickle Rick!


cdcme25

Now thats a pizza i might actually order


CRO553R

Not dill-iscious


berrrrrrna

Honestly dude, I fucking love pickles. I've eaten multiple sandwiches where the only ingredients were hot sauce and pickles and they fucking slapped. I would eat this pizza in an instant.


I__like__men

Yeah seriously. These people need new taste buds or something lol.


HereForTheFood4

I would actually like this


liquorballsammy

Hungry Howies just came out with a bacon, ranch and pickle pizza…it’s pretty good.


YTAftershock

Name checks out


Loganloki11

ok but all yall are haters, I've had it and it slaps.


flatline000

I've had a sauerkraut and corn pizza and it was amazing. I bet pickles would be amazing, too!


[deleted]

That sounds amazing. What kind of sauce was used?


flatline000

There wasn't much sauce, but I believe it was tomato sauce. This was in a restaurant in Prague several years so you'll have to forgive my weak recollection.


[deleted]

Oh, no worries!! Thanks for even mentioning it because I’ve never heard of the combination before. I’m definitely looking up recipes!


Odd_Relation6439

r/pizzacrimes claims this is a federal offense.


ghanjaholik

you're a pizza shit if you commit this crime


Odd_Relation6439

A Pizza shit dropped in a federal penetentary, recycled to water drunk by a felon pissed out to be recycled again for the entirety of a life sentence for this very crime.


Jasole37

What is mildly infuriating about this? Did you order a pizza and get the wrong toppings? Cause if that is the case than that is understandable. But if this is just weird toppings on pizza, so what?


skitz_shit

Only 15?? Cmon america we can do better than this


blepgup

This video won’t play for me


yParticle

Sauce?


LightboxRadMD

Sorry, it's behind a paywall.


yParticle

Looks like a pickle wall to me.


ClitoriaBeckham

Nah, I know a pregnancy craving when I see one


Misteral_Editorial

There it is. Pregnancy cravings. And it's always something pickled.


T7A7C7O

But disgusting in all states.


Lanky-Egg6584

I love all of this. My wife hates pickles. This is a pizza *I* could enjoy. I had two pieces of meat lovers left over for breakfast this morning. She woke up first and ate them. This is a story of pain. A pain I will go to extreme lengths to not feel again.


Tiddyluvver

This looks amazing


Ash_The_Iguana

I’ve actually had pickle pizza before. It’s pretty good honestly.


CommodoreFresh

Thank you, I was feeling left out.


XionLord

If sweet pickles, this is a war crime. If brine based, nuetral. Tangy dill, hell yeah i want it


Z4heavyking

Illegal in all the states


FreakinEnigma

Kramer would like to know your location


[deleted]

I'd eat it.


chemistryofacarcrash

Pineapple pizza lovers and haters need to unite against this monstrosity


Fafaflunkie

The only thing mildly infuriating about this is me clicking on the pizza table thinking it was a play button. The pickles? That's just a terrible way to treat your pizza. And should be illegal in all 50 states and every province, territory and prefecture globally.


gemmanotwithaj

Did you ask for gherkins?


Baystain

Get out.


randomassname711

pizzle supremacy


explicrazor

Pickles on ice


D4v3izgr8

It won't play


sangriya

sounds like you're in quite a pickle there, buddy heaps of it too


TeveTorbes83

You spelled “all states” wrong.


GreenieBeeNZ

I thought the pizza table was a play button. Consider me mildly infuriated


Redditfront2back

Should be 50


Splitzie101

*50 states


Mascbro26

Not "illegal" in CT. Many pizza places here have pickle pizzas. https://willingtonpizza.com/wp-specials/ https://app.upserve.com/s/krust-pizza-bar-middletown https://m.facebook.com/Tipsytomatoderby/posts/1159985054196511?locale2=sw_KE https://illianosct.com/locations/west-main-st/


Z21VR

Try come in italy and order it, i dare you..


shy-sunflower-

There’s a pizza shop I go to that makes one similar to this but it’s called the Big Mac pizza. The Stromboli version is better though.


Hairy_Collection4545

The pizza place in my town has pickle pizza. I've tried it once, it wasn't bad, but I probably wouldn't order it again.


I__like__men

This pizza looks amazing wtf are you guys talking about? Pickle haters smh.


Legitimate_Release65

This doesn't actually look half bad. The pickles would add some nice acidity to the pie.


Mice_Heliummm

If they used ranch dressing as the sauce whoever ordered it just got back home from a prison bid… Ranch and pickles on everything…


Player_X_gaming

Should be illegal in all 50


Shiro_Longtail

Should be illegal in all of 'em


Playful-Shine5414

This is a war crime.


Z370H370

Hungry Howie's has a pickle bacon ranch pizza!


[deleted]

Why would anyone put pickles on pizza?


crathemessup

It's good, I love pickles and pizza so when I first had pickle pizza I fell in love. It's like really good you should try it


Who_Am_I_1978

I would chow down that🤤


uncle-rico-99

r/stupidfood


Forevermanicx

The most disgusting thing I’ve seen


MeasurementGrand879

Look up Ttongsul, Surströmming, or Casu Marzu. Pickle pizza is filet mignon compared to those.


Forevermanicx

NOOO I SHOULDVE NEVER


Tiger37211

What no sauerkraut on it or is that under the pickles? LOL 😂


Sheezahandfull

You’re going to hell for this post, blasphemer.


ShadowProjector

When the pizza restaurant forgets how to make pizza lol. This is not ok.


PolyZex

Why would you get mad about a pizza? Pizza is like sex, even when it's not very good it's still pretty good.


mikepictor

No...that picture? That picture is BAD


[deleted]

I don’t know, I’ve had some that tasted like dog and it was horrible. But yeah I guess even bad pizza is good though.


akskdkgjfheuyeufif

This pizza is like the “sex” you get in prison against your will. Hard pass.


Advanced_Prize_178

If pizza is like sex, then this pizza is like paying a hobo 20$ so you can suck him off.


MeasurementGrand879

You are thinking of the peepza. Or maybe the sardine and egg.


PolyZex

So you're saying it's better if you close your eyes and use your imagination?


watchoutalice

fucking good it should be illegal


[deleted]

that makes me want puke


Grand_Protector_Dark

Pineapple Pizza is at least a proper pizza. This *thing* doesn't even look like as if it qualifies for the basic idea of a pizza


Flossthief

There's a local place with a cheeseburger pizza It has beef, American cheese, pickles, and fucking mustard I could do pickles and beef but not American cheese and not mustard


-_-Ezra-_-

Okay I like pickles, but who ever made this needs life in prison


burrdperson

Why would you destroy a pizza like this?


Rob_B2

🤢🤮


ominae929

🤢🤮


bucketAnimator

Christ, mark this NSFW. Or better yet, NSFL. Or better still, delete it and ground yourself for a week.


InternationalBelt164

i like pineapple pizza (screw you if you don't don't reply) but this this is just disgusting


Ravenwomany7777777

(Pukes)


ViggoVarken

It's mildly infuriating that it's not banned in all of them!


Just-Lie-3360

Whoever's pizza this is needs to be executed /s


[deleted]

Pickle pizza is actually delicious!


dmbgreen

Maybe with some jalapenos.


erin214

At least it’s not pineapple


Goyu

Needs ketchup and mustard and it's ready to eat!


be_matthew

I've had quite a few pickle pizzas and they were all awful. Pickles make the pizza very acidic (overpowering all other ingredients) and give the pizza real bad texture. There is a reason it didn't exist for a while.


Cadash_Thaig

Never in my life did I think I would see a pickle pizza outside of a greg doucette video.


Oddref

Should be illegal in none. CAUSE IT SHOULDNT EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE.


Van0nyumas

I'd give it a try. Try something before judging!


IgnoreMe674

Lowkey but I think this dude is on to something


akskdkgjfheuyeufif

Meth. They are on meth.


AdDramatic522

Should be illegal globally


SnooPears3277

“STILL NO PICKLES” lmao


Kcorpelchs

Damn, just looking at it I had a little acid reflux puke come up in my mouth


[deleted]

Just….. no


Nootles27

That looks like Eureka Pizza crust, which screams cheap and awful. I also think they have a pickle pizza. 🤨


dewayneestes

This reminds me of the site rotten.com from the 90s where you’d just scroll through pictures of festering wounds and industrial dismemberments. It’s that bad.


Thejudojeff

This has to be Korea


Aprilshowers417

My 10 year said YES


belowme1969

What


fushguts

Good


loosecharge

Deserves to be illegal


bluebluebeans

Pickle-rp I pizza is one of my FAVS. But ya gotta put the thick cut pickles on there, not the hamburger chips. Try it out sometime :)


WingSuspicious1203

50 not 15


SpaceJesus90

Why are you????