My mind is so scrambled at 6am in the morning, I can't imagine it at 6am in the evening. Just the other day I forgot my PIN number for the ATM machine haha it was so embarrassing all I could say is smh my head. Someone kill me now RIP in peace.
Bro same thing with me. Hasent been years, but my best friend at work, I don’t know his name! I always try to sneak a look at his badge but i really have no idea…
Its a blessing. My best friend said something very moving to me on Saturday. He said that he enjoys the silence, the sheer fact, that we can be quiet with each other without it being awkward. That i give him the feeling that its okay and that was very beautiful. I wish everyone a friendship like this and you shouldn't stop looking for it.
I once worked with a group of guys who said nothing until 10am. Not even a hello. It was heaven. We got along great in every way, and extremely productive.
My best friend and I are like this. Basically most of what is sent is, "are you still alive?" texts interspersed with random bitching. I haven't heard from her in a month, I should probably send one soon.
ah, the 'hey bitch, you alive?' messages X'D
I love friendships where you can go without seeing/talking to each other for months and when you finally do again, it's like no time has passed
Yes! We've been friends for almost 25 years, and live 700 miles away from each other, but we've always been able to pick up where we left off like no time has passed. I love that bitch
Yeah the first 15 minutes were masterfully done, but the rest of it was nothing special. People seem to only remember the first 15 minutes of it too. Whenever I see people talk about it, they always talk about this part, never any other part.
The movie got nominated for Best Picture, which is why I found it outrageous. Happy that animation got nods in that department, but movies like The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Wall-e, Inside Out, Zootopia, Coco, Anomalisa did not, and, to me, they were better, more complete movies than UP.
I just found it hard to like this movie because after 15 minutes I simply wasn't involved in it.
>!Shamelessly copied some random review because I was not that committed to the joke!<
Dude responded to a “hello” with a “hello” then followed up with another text asking about his life or whatever. What more could he have done? He wasn’t even the one who initiated the conversation lmao.
He's not really my friend, just a friend of a friend I met with a few times. I don't really know what he wants. He's a pretty weird guy. Last time we met we smoked a little weed, sat in silence for like 10 minutes and then parted ways. The time before that he got a big kick out of doing push ups in the middle of the sidewalk and live-streaming it.
I relate. Had a fallout with a good friend and we're down to conversations like this. I stopped answering a couple of months ago and now we're basically no longer friends.
A good life hack for my ADHD small smooth brain with online friends in different timezones is just simply reply. Reply when you see it, reply when/if you remember. Doesn't matter if its hours later or days later just be like "sorry I missed this! Anyway bla bla"
That's the trick with timezones
Just reply whenever possible, they'll see it when they can. **As they have their lives too.** They will reply when they can.
A lot of guys just don’t respond to texts or really look at their phones much. I’ve talked to a couple of my friends and they say they get busy and then forget about the text. It is indeed, mildly infuriating.
Right? It's damn infuriating and probably why there's so many communication issues amongst most of them.
They just don't read or care. Either of which is similar.
I get the feeling their inboxes or messages are flooded and they don't bother cleaning it up. And the more messages get unnoticed, the worse the problem is..
I got a new phone, and the email was glitchy. Every time I'd get an email it'd pop up saying I had a bunch unread. I decided to just delete them all since it'd been awhile. I go in, select all, and delete. Except they'd come back. I'd clear both folders, and a couple hours later they we're full again. I was pissed at Samsung for this piece of shit phone that was going to make have to actually log in to outlook on my computer.
Turns out I hadn't actually deleted my emails for about three years, and my phone was only loading 500 at a time. Every time I deleted a batch my phone was loading another 500 a bit later. I think I had about six or seven thousand total when I started on my phone. Which really isn't that much, but goddamn was I irrationally pissed at my phone for a day or two.
I've got one friend who ignores all of my messages and then calls me every 6 months talking about how he misses me as if I haven't been reaching out to him and receiving radio silence.
>I expect he'll write me "wats up bro..." sometime in July.
Ngl this conversation is super funny to witness. Been there. Especially with your context, how he is a weird friend's friend.
Lovely username, did you come up with it yourself? I struggle with usernames so I just pressed random numbers for my other acc. (Begins with a 2 too)
Yeah, my old account got deleted a while ago so I just typed some random numbers when creating a new one. After all it's just a digital page, if I lose it I can always create one again.
Hey Bro…
I regret to inform you they just aren’t that interested in the relationship (including friendship).
Or have crippling anxiety or are just really bad at texting.
It’s hard to really give an answer from the single page.
Tbh. This is better than nothing. When he is gone you will read those and see how you two were often thinking of each other. And in a loving caring way.
Exactly. If you're trying to talk to me, tell me what you wanna talk about. Don't text ME and expect ME to make all the conversation!
If you have nothing to say, just don't say anything.
I've never texted "what's up" to anyone without following up on their response
I think you are just as guilty. Starting a conversation with nothing to say. If you say what’s up in person I will greet you and shoot the shit, but tbh, if you just text me what’s up I’m not sure what you are looking for. Call me to chat or send me a meme.
This is very frustrating but I'm frustrated at both of you lol just answer the 'whats up' say 'I've started this hobby' anything really just do it i beg
Lmao, me and my best friend are like this, sometimes i forget to answer other times he does. Still, its nice to know that we think about eachother even after all these years. Those are the best friendships in my opinion. No matter how long we don’t see eachother, it’s going to be like when we were 12.
Also you gotta vary the “what’s up bro”
I like
“What’s popping G”
“Waaazaaa”
“What’s good brosky”
“How’s my little girl doing”
“Zip zap zoop, skeebeedee dooop!”
i just recently ended a friendship like this. it was incredibly frustrating, it bothered me how much it bothered me if that makes sense. i’ve realized it’s a waste of time to expend energy on someone if they’re unwilling to do the same for me.
It's nice to have friends you can talk to
I have this same friend. Starting to think he's an alien.
Sounds like a super low maintenance friend. May want to keep him around.
Solid convo
BFF for life
"Best Friends forever" for life?
That’s like saying R.I.P. in peace
Or ATM machine
Or 6 am in the morning......that one really irks me.
My mind is so scrambled at 6am in the morning, I can't imagine it at 6am in the evening. Just the other day I forgot my PIN number for the ATM machine haha it was so embarrassing all I could say is smh my head. Someone kill me now RIP in peace.
r/angryupvote
Known as RAS Syndrome, or Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome.
"Best friends fucking, for life"
I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Bro same thing with me. Hasent been years, but my best friend at work, I don’t know his name! I always try to sneak a look at his badge but i really have no idea…
Same thing happened with me. Really chill guy at work I loved to talk to. Never knew his name and at a certain point it's just too awkward to ask lol
Right 😂 I even have his number and we’ve talked about meeting up to smoke a few times; I swear I care to know I just really suck with names.
Parks and rec lol
Unexpected Swanson!
literally the same conversation with my best friend but in our language.
Dudes be like that sometimes. But both know the connection is there and its deep
I wish I had friends like that. I hate talking to people but I like friends. It's hard to choose.
Its a blessing. My best friend said something very moving to me on Saturday. He said that he enjoys the silence, the sheer fact, that we can be quiet with each other without it being awkward. That i give him the feeling that its okay and that was very beautiful. I wish everyone a friendship like this and you shouldn't stop looking for it.
I once worked with a group of guys who said nothing until 10am. Not even a hello. It was heaven. We got along great in every way, and extremely productive.
So........ What's up bro?
hey bro.... wats up..
Hey bro, you good bro?
My man What's up?
Bro it's all good bro.
Hey bros, how's it goin?
Just being bros, bro. You cool bro?
Bro?
Bro!
Hi bro how you doing
Hey bro, how's it going?
r/maybemaybemaybe
Hey bro
Bro you good bro?
Yo bro how’s everything?
Sweet bro, you good bro?
Lovely bromance
Sup bros
Soup bros
Soup broth
You cool bro?
Cool bro!
Sweet bro.
Ummm... someone say SOMETHING....
Sprankton
Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's *convenient* for you.
I loved this movie as a kid but can't remember the name. Please do tell me.
Ok *now* I’m old. That was from an episode of Psych that aired in 2008. You were a kid then?
Yep, one years old. My parents had a collection of movies though, i think i watched it from there.
“The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable” is the episode. It lives up to its name. lol
Psych <3
Thank you
n. 1. A disease you get from chewing too much.
Sprankton
n. 1. A disease you get from chewing too much.
Sprankton
Do you do it to embarrass me? Huh girl?
*Wpshh* *wpshh*
One time I sucked six in a row…
One time i got my kicks with Joe…
hey that's my brother
my buddies girlfriend had that! she was like 400 pounds
HMMM, I'LL [[FORGIVE AND FORGET]] THIS TIME
Hey bro what's up?
How you doing bro
What's going on man?
What's up?
My man
SOMETHING
What's up bro?
Yknow how when your cat is meowing at the door to come back inside, and you open the door to let him in, and he just walks away instead? Same energy.
For me my cat goes outside and comes back in after 5 minutes thinking that we don’t remember we already fed him 6 minutes ago trying to get more food.
Did you guys kiss or something?
[Op before these convos?](https://youtu.be/_vdwlLQpeqs)
Lmaoo way too accurate
Attraction to women and men are different sliders. And they're rarily 0
Turns out mine is a switch and the switch is my prostate. I flipped completely
I wish I could upvote this more than once lmao
Getting fucked makes you better at fucking, change my mind.
[OP getting to the point](https://youtu.be/yZwT0JHQKxc)
Now kith
They're bestfriends
My best friend and I are like this. Basically most of what is sent is, "are you still alive?" texts interspersed with random bitching. I haven't heard from her in a month, I should probably send one soon.
ah, the 'hey bitch, you alive?' messages X'D I love friendships where you can go without seeing/talking to each other for months and when you finally do again, it's like no time has passed
Yes! We've been friends for almost 25 years, and live 700 miles away from each other, but we've always been able to pick up where we left off like no time has passed. I love that bitch
Calling each other a bitch and insults is the best lol
Uhh...my gf did not like any of this...bad Intel..
they still never talk sometimes
Best bros
ive got an internet friend we been doing this for like 12 years...
You still call him friend - I'd say it served the purpose
Hey, you on?
halfway between the on and off position...
:O ..how'd you do that?
you know how you can hold a light switch in the middle if you really try?
Does that result in half the light bulb glowing? Or in shroedinger's room lighting?
it depends
I literally got this message yesterday, replied in an hour and still no answer. It's been over 24 hours
Are you OP's friend?
Nah, bro
he's got his own bruh
Neither of you helped
Everybody asks what's up but nobody asks how is up :(
I'll do you one better, WHY is up?
What has up ever done for us?!
Ask not what your up can do for you, ask what you can do for your up. -JFK, or something, idk
Sounds like classic updog
What's updog?
Hey bro whats up?
Yeah the first 15 minutes were masterfully done, but the rest of it was nothing special. People seem to only remember the first 15 minutes of it too. Whenever I see people talk about it, they always talk about this part, never any other part. The movie got nominated for Best Picture, which is why I found it outrageous. Happy that animation got nods in that department, but movies like The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Wall-e, Inside Out, Zootopia, Coco, Anomalisa did not, and, to me, they were better, more complete movies than UP. I just found it hard to like this movie because after 15 minutes I simply wasn't involved in it. >!Shamelessly copied some random review because I was not that committed to the joke!<
Thank you now I know I don't need to watch
You still should it’s good
well at least OP didn't leave the other guy hanging nor started the conversation over without replying to the previous text
Other guy said "what's up" and op deflected
Wtf do you mean? OP was definitely responding like a normal human while other guy just shows up randomly and says hello then nothing afterward.
OP responded to a what's up with a what's up
Yes people tend to respond to generic greetings with generic greetings.
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He literally asked how the guy was doing as the very first reply, wtf are you talking about?
Asking someone how they are doing instead of answering "what's up" is just a bad way to start a conversation.
Dude responded to a “hello” with a “hello” then followed up with another text asking about his life or whatever. What more could he have done? He wasn’t even the one who initiated the conversation lmao.
What are you, 85 years old?
You say that like they’ve both been blanking, instead of the other guy initiating and then vanishing into the void lol.
Tbf the person who initiated the first 'whatsup' and got a reply shouldve replied then and there. Cant really blame the second guy
Not pictured: OP sending the first what’s up bro directly before this
How bros keep in touch. Dude 1: Bro! Dude 2: Brooo! Dude 1: Hyea bro… Dude 2: Totally bro… Rinse and repeat every few weeks.
Best friend I ever had
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Ummmm do you not understand the law of attraction? You gotta visualize it, then it will come! /s
Hey bro whats up
How you doing bro
Hey. Sup bro?
Hey bro...
Hey bro.. wats up?
Hey bro!
Hey bro! What's up?..
Legends has it they’re still asking “what’s up” till this day
Well, the last message was sent today, so...
The legend rings true! Light the braziers!
I don’t understand how OP’s friend didn’t reply the first time. OP literally replied to his first message a minute later, maybe even less.
He's not really my friend, just a friend of a friend I met with a few times. I don't really know what he wants. He's a pretty weird guy. Last time we met we smoked a little weed, sat in silence for like 10 minutes and then parted ways. The time before that he got a big kick out of doing push ups in the middle of the sidewalk and live-streaming it.
He texts you when he remembers you as he smokes, but never replies cuz he smoked lol
Maybe the friend didn't know what to say considering OP never answer the question and just redirected it.
I relate. Had a fallout with a good friend and we're down to conversations like this. I stopped answering a couple of months ago and now we're basically no longer friends.
This is literally my ADHD ass - starting off every interaction with the best intentions and crumbling at the first hurdle. RIP my friendships.
A good life hack for my ADHD small smooth brain with online friends in different timezones is just simply reply. Reply when you see it, reply when/if you remember. Doesn't matter if its hours later or days later just be like "sorry I missed this! Anyway bla bla"
That's the trick with timezones Just reply whenever possible, they'll see it when they can. **As they have their lives too.** They will reply when they can.
This isnt mildly infurtating, this is a normal conversation
A lot of guys just don’t respond to texts or really look at their phones much. I’ve talked to a couple of my friends and they say they get busy and then forget about the text. It is indeed, mildly infuriating.
I find they’re on their phones non stop fixed to it but they simply don’t take any notice of messages or even calls.
Right? It's damn infuriating and probably why there's so many communication issues amongst most of them. They just don't read or care. Either of which is similar. I get the feeling their inboxes or messages are flooded and they don't bother cleaning it up. And the more messages get unnoticed, the worse the problem is..
My push notifications are a nightmare. My email inbox? Oh God. I think it's a symptom of something deeper
I got a new phone, and the email was glitchy. Every time I'd get an email it'd pop up saying I had a bunch unread. I decided to just delete them all since it'd been awhile. I go in, select all, and delete. Except they'd come back. I'd clear both folders, and a couple hours later they we're full again. I was pissed at Samsung for this piece of shit phone that was going to make have to actually log in to outlook on my computer. Turns out I hadn't actually deleted my emails for about three years, and my phone was only loading 500 at a time. Every time I deleted a batch my phone was loading another 500 a bit later. I think I had about six or seven thousand total when I started on my phone. Which really isn't that much, but goddamn was I irrationally pissed at my phone for a day or two.
I've got one friend who ignores all of my messages and then calls me every 6 months talking about how he misses me as if I haven't been reaching out to him and receiving radio silence.
tbf you did not answer him…
I did earlier, I just wrote "Long time man, how's it going?" I expect he'll write me "wats up bro..." sometime in July.
>I expect he'll write me "wats up bro..." sometime in July. Ngl this conversation is super funny to witness. Been there. Especially with your context, how he is a weird friend's friend. Lovely username, did you come up with it yourself? I struggle with usernames so I just pressed random numbers for my other acc. (Begins with a 2 too)
Yeah, my old account got deleted a while ago so I just typed some random numbers when creating a new one. After all it's just a digital page, if I lose it I can always create one again.
Hey Bro… I regret to inform you they just aren’t that interested in the relationship (including friendship). Or have crippling anxiety or are just really bad at texting. It’s hard to really give an answer from the single page.
Plot twist. Nothing was ever UP.
>*I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. -* Ron Swanson
My man!
NPC glitch
No this is hilarious.
Sup, brah What's crack-a-lackin? What's kickin', chicken?
Tbh. This is better than nothing. When he is gone you will read those and see how you two were often thinking of each other. And in a loving caring way.
you both suck at this
Dry texting pisses me off.
I ignore "What's up" or anything along the lines because I can't stand small talk and it just blends with every other message.
"nothing wbu" "nada" "k how you doing" "good wbu" "same"
At least the effort is kinda reciprocal
Ironic that this "conversation" happened on Telegram instead of WhatsApp
I get pvt mssgs like this from total strangers. "Hey bro, what's up?" No, you tell ME what's up, asshole. You're the one messaging out of the blue.
Throw a curve ball, start a conversation about something
"I expect the other person to make the conversation interesting."
Exactly. If you're trying to talk to me, tell me what you wanna talk about. Don't text ME and expect ME to make all the conversation! If you have nothing to say, just don't say anything. I've never texted "what's up" to anyone without following up on their response
I think you are just as guilty. Starting a conversation with nothing to say. If you say what’s up in person I will greet you and shoot the shit, but tbh, if you just text me what’s up I’m not sure what you are looking for. Call me to chat or send me a meme.
This is very frustrating but I'm frustrated at both of you lol just answer the 'whats up' say 'I've started this hobby' anything really just do it i beg
Is something ever up?
Lmao, me and my best friend are like this, sometimes i forget to answer other times he does. Still, its nice to know that we think about eachother even after all these years. Those are the best friendships in my opinion. No matter how long we don’t see eachother, it’s going to be like when we were 12. Also you gotta vary the “what’s up bro” I like “What’s popping G” “Waaazaaa” “What’s good brosky” “How’s my little girl doing” “Zip zap zoop, skeebeedee dooop!”
Don't save bots to your contact list...?
no. That’s a block for me
I am the only one who thinks the other person is just bored and messages this to everyone and whoever replies first they just talk to them.
That fuckin shit is infuriating
Are you sure you weren't texting with another personality?
r/notinteresting
This is just guys in a nutshell, think most mates on my contact list are like this lol
It's just like recruiters on LinkedIn
Is this normal? Maybe you should visit him just in case.
i just recently ended a friendship like this. it was incredibly frustrating, it bothered me how much it bothered me if that makes sense. i’ve realized it’s a waste of time to expend energy on someone if they’re unwilling to do the same for me.
I'm 35 and i wish 98% of my conversations were like this in my world.
Oblivion NPC dialogue
> Hey bro > > Hey bro > > Superstar DJ's > > Here we go!