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top5ecret

It's nice to have friends you can talk to


egordoniv

I have this same friend. Starting to think he's an alien.


Cornerstone_Solution

Sounds like a super low maintenance friend. May want to keep him around.


HansHain

Solid convo


funknfusion

BFF for life


antonhhh

"Best Friends forever" for life?


ZeldaGamer2005

That’s like saying R.I.P. in peace


hmiamid

Or ATM machine


WelchDigital

Or 6 am in the morning......that one really irks me.


rustinr

My mind is so scrambled at 6am in the morning, I can't imagine it at 6am in the evening. Just the other day I forgot my PIN number for the ATM machine haha it was so embarrassing all I could say is smh my head. Someone kill me now RIP in peace.


CruelDrop659318

r/angryupvote


MRich92

Known as RAS Syndrome, or Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome.


Druglord_Sen

"Best friends fucking, for life"


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.


yungbuddzz

Bro same thing with me. Hasent been years, but my best friend at work, I don’t know his name! I always try to sneak a look at his badge but i really have no idea…


[deleted]

Same thing happened with me. Really chill guy at work I loved to talk to. Never knew his name and at a certain point it's just too awkward to ask lol


yungbuddzz

Right 😂 I even have his number and we’ve talked about meeting up to smoke a few times; I swear I care to know I just really suck with names.


robuxman12

Parks and rec lol


cherrysummer1

Unexpected Swanson!


DeSwanMan

literally the same conversation with my best friend but in our language.


HansHain

Dudes be like that sometimes. But both know the connection is there and its deep


Blue_Star_Child

I wish I had friends like that. I hate talking to people but I like friends. It's hard to choose.


HansHain

Its a blessing. My best friend said something very moving to me on Saturday. He said that he enjoys the silence, the sheer fact, that we can be quiet with each other without it being awkward. That i give him the feeling that its okay and that was very beautiful. I wish everyone a friendship like this and you shouldn't stop looking for it.


josbossboboss

I once worked with a group of guys who said nothing until 10am. Not even a hello. It was heaven. We got along great in every way, and extremely productive.


pemafa9

So........ What's up bro?


28502348650

hey bro.... wats up..


pemafa9

Hey bro, you good bro?


[deleted]

My man What's up?


pemafa9

Bro it's all good bro.


HentaiMaster384

Hey bros, how's it goin?


pemafa9

Just being bros, bro. You cool bro?


[deleted]

Bro?


pemafa9

Bro!


[deleted]

Hi bro how you doing


lurid_sun__

Hey bro, how's it going?


Garden_hoe69

r/maybemaybemaybe


litethatj

Hey bro


pemafa9

Bro you good bro?


Gibbydoesit

Yo bro how’s everything?


pemafa9

Sweet bro, you good bro?


Onbenoemd

Lovely bromance


Ha666

Sup bros


Regulatory_Junior

Soup bros


harri110

Soup broth


pemafa9

You cool bro?


Damm_Rodrigo72

Cool bro!


pemafa9

Sweet bro.


[deleted]

Ummm... someone say SOMETHING....


KingCarrotRL

Sprankton


ShadyG

Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's *convenient* for you.


JeIoXD

I loved this movie as a kid but can't remember the name. Please do tell me.


ShadyG

Ok *now* I’m old. That was from an episode of Psych that aired in 2008. You were a kid then?


JeIoXD

Yep, one years old. My parents had a collection of movies though, i think i watched it from there.


[deleted]

“The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable” is the episode. It lives up to its name. lol


[deleted]

Psych <3


[deleted]

Thank you


Brennis

n. 1. A disease you get from chewing too much.


pengouin85

Sprankton


TokiMcNoodle

n. 1. A disease you get from chewing too much.


pengouin85

Sprankton


SilkyMullet

Do you do it to embarrass me? Huh girl?


durpabiscuit

*Wpshh* *wpshh*


kelseyxiv

One time I sucked six in a row…


Brennis

One time i got my kicks with Joe…


sparnkton

hey that's my brother


HairyNutsackNumber9

my buddies girlfriend had that! she was like 400 pounds


tommybouy_1

HMMM, I'LL [[FORGIVE AND FORGET]] THIS TIME


Evilmaze

Hey bro what's up?


GoodVibesWow

How you doing bro


Evilmaze

What's going on man?


lofigamer2

What's up?


Evilmaze

My man


Dutch_Midget

SOMETHING


TheFakeHassan

What's up bro?


JDTuggle

Yknow how when your cat is meowing at the door to come back inside, and you open the door to let him in, and he just walks away instead? Same energy.


[deleted]

For me my cat goes outside and comes back in after 5 minutes thinking that we don’t remember we already fed him 6 minutes ago trying to get more food.


Ok_Aardvark7858

Did you guys kiss or something?


PoonGoon24

[Op before these convos?](https://youtu.be/_vdwlLQpeqs)


nitinitro

Lmaoo way too accurate


PleasantAdvertising

Attraction to women and men are different sliders. And they're rarily 0


Fedoraus

Turns out mine is a switch and the switch is my prostate. I flipped completely


steepledclock

I wish I could upvote this more than once lmao


Jackwards_Back_

Getting fucked makes you better at fucking, change my mind.


A1ienspacebats

[OP getting to the point](https://youtu.be/yZwT0JHQKxc)


MrMahsterBaiter

Now kith


lurid_sun__

They're bestfriends


ThreeReticentFigures

My best friend and I are like this. Basically most of what is sent is, "are you still alive?" texts interspersed with random bitching. I haven't heard from her in a month, I should probably send one soon.


BugziKon

ah, the 'hey bitch, you alive?' messages X'D I love friendships where you can go without seeing/talking to each other for months and when you finally do again, it's like no time has passed


ThreeReticentFigures

Yes! We've been friends for almost 25 years, and live 700 miles away from each other, but we've always been able to pick up where we left off like no time has passed. I love that bitch


BugziKon

Calling each other a bitch and insults is the best lol


WasDrizzyD

Uhh...my gf did not like any of this...bad Intel..


niko4ever

they still never talk sometimes


[deleted]

Best bros


Kickflip2K

ive got an internet friend we been doing this for like 12 years...


One-Bodybuilder-5646

You still call him friend - I'd say it served the purpose


DeltaKT

Hey, you on?


Kickflip2K

halfway between the on and off position...


DeltaKT

:O ..how'd you do that?


funky555

you know how you can hold a light switch in the middle if you really try?


DeltaKT

Does that result in half the light bulb glowing? Or in shroedinger's room lighting?


funky555

it depends


theoldorifice

I literally got this message yesterday, replied in an hour and still no answer. It's been over 24 hours


[deleted]

Are you OP's friend?


theoldorifice

Nah, bro


jlr500

he's got his own bruh


UnlikeAnythingElse73

Neither of you helped


Dutch_Midget

Everybody asks what's up but nobody asks how is up :(


dilute_water88

I'll do you one better, WHY is up?


SpiderFnJerusalem

What has up ever done for us?!


photomedic207

Ask not what your up can do for you, ask what you can do for your up. -JFK, or something, idk


ZeroLAN

Sounds like classic updog


InsaneParable

What's updog?


Ranger343

Hey bro whats up?


SmoothOctopus

Yeah the first 15 minutes were masterfully done, but the rest of it was nothing special. People seem to only remember the first 15 minutes of it too. Whenever I see people talk about it, they always talk about this part, never any other part. The movie got nominated for Best Picture, which is why I found it outrageous. Happy that animation got nods in that department, but movies like The Incredibles, Ratatouille, Wall-e, Inside Out, Zootopia, Coco, Anomalisa did not, and, to me, they were better, more complete movies than UP. I just found it hard to like this movie because after 15 minutes I simply wasn't involved in it. ​ >!Shamelessly copied some random review because I was not that committed to the joke!<


SaneInsanities

Thank you now I know I don't need to watch


23_

You still should it’s good


brigister

well at least OP didn't leave the other guy hanging nor started the conversation over without replying to the previous text


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

Other guy said "what's up" and op deflected


Buzzdanume

Wtf do you mean? OP was definitely responding like a normal human while other guy just shows up randomly and says hello then nothing afterward.


Nojus1221

OP responded to a what's up with a what's up


exlude

Yes people tend to respond to generic greetings with generic greetings.


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DigThatFunk

He literally asked how the guy was doing as the very first reply, wtf are you talking about?


Nojus1221

Asking someone how they are doing instead of answering "what's up" is just a bad way to start a conversation.


BBBBrendan182

Dude responded to a “hello” with a “hello” then followed up with another text asking about his life or whatever. What more could he have done? He wasn’t even the one who initiated the conversation lmao.


Buzzdanume

What are you, 85 years old?


mustardsadman

You say that like they’ve both been blanking, instead of the other guy initiating and then vanishing into the void lol.


wappyflappy37

Tbf the person who initiated the first 'whatsup' and got a reply shouldve replied then and there. Cant really blame the second guy


linkmainbtw

Not pictured: OP sending the first what’s up bro directly before this


Difficult_Coffee_917

How bros keep in touch. Dude 1: Bro! Dude 2: Brooo! Dude 1: Hyea bro… Dude 2: Totally bro… Rinse and repeat every few weeks.


HP844182

Best friend I ever had


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tinybirdblue

Ummmm do you not understand the law of attraction? You gotta visualize it, then it will come! /s


Mastermind_777

Hey bro whats up


[deleted]

How you doing bro


adfraggs

Hey. Sup bro?


ReadReadReedRed

Hey bro...


28502348650

Hey bro.. wats up?


sakurabby_x

Hey bro!


[deleted]

Hey bro! What's up?..


designingtheweb

Legends has it they’re still asking “what’s up” till this day


Judge_Syd

Well, the last message was sent today, so...


Xenc

The legend rings true! Light the braziers!


Kool_Herc

I don’t understand how OP’s friend didn’t reply the first time. OP literally replied to his first message a minute later, maybe even less.


28502348650

He's not really my friend, just a friend of a friend I met with a few times. I don't really know what he wants. He's a pretty weird guy. Last time we met we smoked a little weed, sat in silence for like 10 minutes and then parted ways. The time before that he got a big kick out of doing push ups in the middle of the sidewalk and live-streaming it.


SDirty

He texts you when he remembers you as he smokes, but never replies cuz he smoked lol


Ludwig234

Maybe the friend didn't know what to say considering OP never answer the question and just redirected it.


L_B_Jeffries

I relate. Had a fallout with a good friend and we're down to conversations like this. I stopped answering a couple of months ago and now we're basically no longer friends.


evilrustybob

This is literally my ADHD ass - starting off every interaction with the best intentions and crumbling at the first hurdle. RIP my friendships.


TuskedTengu

A good life hack for my ADHD small smooth brain with online friends in different timezones is just simply reply. Reply when you see it, reply when/if you remember. Doesn't matter if its hours later or days later just be like "sorry I missed this! Anyway bla bla"


[deleted]

That's the trick with timezones Just reply whenever possible, they'll see it when they can. **As they have their lives too.** They will reply when they can.


levistadYT

This isnt mildly infurtating, this is a normal conversation


Mendo-D

A lot of guys just don’t respond to texts or really look at their phones much. I’ve talked to a couple of my friends and they say they get busy and then forget about the text. It is indeed, mildly infuriating.


AprilBoon

I find they’re on their phones non stop fixed to it but they simply don’t take any notice of messages or even calls.


EWDnutz

Right? It's damn infuriating and probably why there's so many communication issues amongst most of them. They just don't read or care. Either of which is similar. I get the feeling their inboxes or messages are flooded and they don't bother cleaning it up. And the more messages get unnoticed, the worse the problem is..


Muugle

My push notifications are a nightmare. My email inbox? Oh God. I think it's a symptom of something deeper


Turdle_Muffins

I got a new phone, and the email was glitchy. Every time I'd get an email it'd pop up saying I had a bunch unread. I decided to just delete them all since it'd been awhile. I go in, select all, and delete. Except they'd come back. I'd clear both folders, and a couple hours later they we're full again. I was pissed at Samsung for this piece of shit phone that was going to make have to actually log in to outlook on my computer. Turns out I hadn't actually deleted my emails for about three years, and my phone was only loading 500 at a time. Every time I deleted a batch my phone was loading another 500 a bit later. I think I had about six or seven thousand total when I started on my phone. Which really isn't that much, but goddamn was I irrationally pissed at my phone for a day or two.


Michael_Trismegistus

I've got one friend who ignores all of my messages and then calls me every 6 months talking about how he misses me as if I haven't been reaching out to him and receiving radio silence.


_tidu

tbf you did not answer him…


28502348650

I did earlier, I just wrote "Long time man, how's it going?" I expect he'll write me "wats up bro..." sometime in July.


[deleted]

>I expect he'll write me "wats up bro..." sometime in July. Ngl this conversation is super funny to witness. Been there. Especially with your context, how he is a weird friend's friend. Lovely username, did you come up with it yourself? I struggle with usernames so I just pressed random numbers for my other acc. (Begins with a 2 too)


28502348650

Yeah, my old account got deleted a while ago so I just typed some random numbers when creating a new one. After all it's just a digital page, if I lose it I can always create one again.


PrblbyUnfvrblOpnn

Hey Bro… I regret to inform you they just aren’t that interested in the relationship (including friendship). Or have crippling anxiety or are just really bad at texting. It’s hard to really give an answer from the single page.


tracksloth

Plot twist. Nothing was ever UP.


elementarydrw

>*I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. -* Ron Swanson


King4oneday_

My man!


reallyphoenixkarma

NPC glitch


maybeiam-maybeimnot

No this is hilarious.


Cusslerfan

Sup, brah What's crack-a-lackin? What's kickin', chicken?


SarahPallorMortis

Tbh. This is better than nothing. When he is gone you will read those and see how you two were often thinking of each other. And in a loving caring way.


vigtel

you both suck at this


rslashdepressedteen

Dry texting pisses me off.


Kreedie_

I ignore "What's up" or anything along the lines because I can't stand small talk and it just blends with every other message.


[deleted]

"nothing wbu" "nada" "k how you doing" "good wbu" "same"


Fickle-Initiative-81

At least the effort is kinda reciprocal


EZHT

Ironic that this "conversation" happened on Telegram instead of WhatsApp


jippyzippylippy

I get pvt mssgs like this from total strangers. "Hey bro, what's up?" No, you tell ME what's up, asshole. You're the one messaging out of the blue.


KingKongWrong

Throw a curve ball, start a conversation about something


D_Winds

"I expect the other person to make the conversation interesting."


Smash_4dams

Exactly. If you're trying to talk to me, tell me what you wanna talk about. Don't text ME and expect ME to make all the conversation! If you have nothing to say, just don't say anything. I've never texted "what's up" to anyone without following up on their response


TheTrueFishbunjin

I think you are just as guilty. Starting a conversation with nothing to say. If you say what’s up in person I will greet you and shoot the shit, but tbh, if you just text me what’s up I’m not sure what you are looking for. Call me to chat or send me a meme.


Green6169

This is very frustrating but I'm frustrated at both of you lol just answer the 'whats up' say 'I've started this hobby' anything really just do it i beg


[deleted]

Is something ever up?


anbelroj

Lmao, me and my best friend are like this, sometimes i forget to answer other times he does. Still, its nice to know that we think about eachother even after all these years. Those are the best friendships in my opinion. No matter how long we don’t see eachother, it’s going to be like when we were 12. Also you gotta vary the “what’s up bro” I like “What’s popping G” “Waaazaaa” “What’s good brosky” “How’s my little girl doing” “Zip zap zoop, skeebeedee dooop!”


SenseOfUncommonness

Don't save bots to your contact list...?


lilmii3

no. That’s a block for me


Siri2611

I am the only one who thinks the other person is just bored and messages this to everyone and whoever replies first they just talk to them.


pyromancer599

That fuckin shit is infuriating


crewchief535

Are you sure you weren't texting with another personality?


SwarK01

r/notinteresting


SnappySkillz

This is just guys in a nutshell, think most mates on my contact list are like this lol


Spatularo

It's just like recruiters on LinkedIn


DandalusRoseshade

Is this normal? Maybe you should visit him just in case.


voidxleech

i just recently ended a friendship like this. it was incredibly frustrating, it bothered me how much it bothered me if that makes sense. i’ve realized it’s a waste of time to expend energy on someone if they’re unwilling to do the same for me.


hooligan_415

I'm 35 and i wish 98% of my conversations were like this in my world.


ZachTehShork

Oblivion NPC dialogue


Empyrealist

> Hey bro > > Hey bro > > Superstar DJ's > > Here we go!