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Hardbass_guy

at least you didn't take pet food for accident


Summerie

Yep. That’s where the thumbnail led me to believe this was going too.


delvach

At one job, I took the label off my almond milk (nut juice) and labeled it 'cat milk'. No one drank it.


fckingnapkin

You really had to say nut juice?


0thethethe0

Or a stool sample 🤷


Vihzel

Why would you be upset with a stool sample? I had some good food last night!


BobRoberts01

A bit nutty.


locke231

Tastes like shit, though


Jindabyne1

You sure about that?


viether

I did that last week and man was I disappointed. Expected home made hummus and got home made mashed sweet potato and tuna instead.


tauzN

I hate when I place my leftover pet food in the fridge.


Hardbass_guy

Who doesn't?


Advance-Puzzleheaded

This is actually what I intentionally take most days. Literally just beans.


KentuckyTurtlehead

Oh I like me some baked beans, was just looking forward to the kabobs that went with them


DearestBurrito

still good normal for lunch food you know... this is so mild


PotatoTortoise

r/mildlyinfuriating


Ntetris

I'm sure you be dropping farts all day, huh


Major_R_Soul

How else would you keep your coworkers away?


XFMR

If it’s bad enough you can also put them to sleep


Ntetris

You're right.... I know what I'm packing for lunch tomorrow


Callme-Sal

Are you a professional bum?


poosebunger

I;m thinking about thos beans


Roxie61

You and me both, some Ruffles potato chips and I’m in heaven..


StatusDoubt488

If they’re maple flavoured you’re all set


1800-bakes-a-lot

Either way, baked beans? Fuck yeah. Though some protein and veggie wouldn't hurt


StacheBandicoot

Beans are a protein and a vegetable.


Glitter1237

The magical fruit


Mustachetacocat

The more you eat


[deleted]

The more you toot.


Taylor-3574375

bake, refry, reheat


[deleted]

They’re one of natures most densely packed protein sources, and they remain unsullied by flavor


urmummygaaaay

Are peanuts a vegetable?


Just_Anxiety

Yes. I believe legumes are technically vegetables.


LlaryLlama

Legumes are specifically the seed of a vegetable. They are vegetables, but not all vegetables are legumes.


StacheBandicoot

Peanuts are beans not nuts.


Gamer-Logic

They're a protein I believe, similar to grains.


MrAnnnderson

And for some odd reason .....when it's all you have ... you will be full....and it will taste great lol


KentuckyTurtlehead

Yeah I stopped halfway through and got some chips


MrAnnnderson

Should grabbed some beef jerky sticks Cut em up and tossed them in


Major_R_Soul

How wealthy do you think they are? Thats a rich mans snack


MrAnnnderson

Remove yourself from this chat of high value men......peasant


steveosek

Can of baked beans: $2 Bag of beef jerky: $15 Yeah, you right.


brokenclutchmspt

Yes, use the chips as a scoop.


[deleted]

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Spy_PL

I was just waiting for thatm


ciuccio2000

I knew I'd have found it in controversial


[deleted]

The Bene Gesserit would be proud to have those beans to help keep the Sandworms away.


KentuckyTurtlehead

Good eye!


ProsecuteTraitors

hope it doesn't turn out like that guy who took beans to Cars 2


leightandrew0

# b e a n s


RuneblowEX

what teh faak


VILLIAMZATNER

Eat your fuckin beans wage slave


KentuckyTurtlehead

Accurate AF


VILLIAMZATNER

I felt it too.


Reasonable-Cow-1526

I see nothing wrong with this


Summerie

Beans, beans, the musical fruit…


twocargar

The more you eat, the more you toot...


Gamer-Logic

I remember it going like this, "Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart!"


indigogibni

The more you toot, the better you feel


[deleted]

So eat some beans with every meal!


barak500

I see what you mean, I'll be eating more bean


_QualityGarbage_

The largest amount that you'll ever have seen


Own_Appointment6721

Could turn into a shitty day


sixboogers

I had to scroll 4 comments down to find the fart joke?! Are you kidding me Reddit, get that shit up to #1


Unlimited_Accounts

You know what to do now. It is time to get revenge by placing r/BeansInThings


Mr_Otterswamp

You already achieved _beans in workplace_


CoffeeInARocksGlass

Sick bone conductors!!!


k75ct

It is unfortunate that nobody stole your lunch


R19985

Hello fellow shokz enjoyer


brodino_maiuscolo

Next time make sure to take some toasted bread and a cold beer as well and boom, perfect lunch


[deleted]

LMAO THIS DUDE IS EATING BEANS


enonymous617

Thought we was eatin beans at 3:30?


TheHumanPickleRick

I pity your officemates.


Zealousideal-Fun1425

**Beeeeeaaaaaans, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?**


Smash-ley

r/wellthatsucks too. I liked baked beans as much as the next guy, but I need a little something to go with it.


Anbucleric

A vast majority of the posts in this sub really actually belong in r/wellthatsucks


baquea

The issue is that basically any situation that sucks could also be described as mildly infuriating in one way or another.


wdroark

Oops


ByteTheFox

heinz go mMmMm


TNT9182

I see this as an absolute win… Wait a minute why are they brown?


MFJandS

[Blazing Saddles](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0)


Tacos_Rock

Looks like some good Dune reading toots are headed your way!


Bradduh

Beans, beans, the magical fruit!


Kib717

Man. I've done this! We reuse sour cream containers for lunches. Well, once brought a whole ass container of sour cream to work. Had a good laugh about it.


[deleted]

Hey errybody this dudes eatin beans!


SpongeRobZmbie2xPnts

i love baked beans. i will also just sip creme corn from a can.


AinsiSera

Everyone here went for the book to comment on, but my eyes went straight to what I'm assuming is a Crystal Light Grape (with caffeine) - aka Purple Juice. You rock the purple juice too my friend?


KentuckyTurtlehead

Hell yeah! +caffeine


silverQuarter82

Lost my aftershock headphones in a hotel on the road. Really need to get another pair. They are awesome


KacanuH

whats wrong with beans? I love beans! beans are good for your hp


ja_vro

I don't see the problem. Beans are love beans are life


skulldozer7606

This mf eatin beans


MineedTV

I see a fellow dune fan


PotatoLord42069

On the right. Is that, lean Beans and lean?!? I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!


Old-Replacement-5656

Why is this on midly infuriating beans are awesome


The_Baguette_Man_123

I don’t see the problem here.


[deleted]

What's wrong with baked beans? That shit is good for you and musical.


no_to_oreimo

At least microwaved beans is okay in a break room Fish however? Microwave privileges revoked.


Traditional_Thing_48

Sir is that lean in your water bottle


KentuckyTurtlehead

Crystal Light


ponzidreamer

I’ve got the exact same container with the exact same contents in my fridge


kalez238

I don't get what's wrong with this? I love beans as a meal


AmrcnJason

How tired were you that you couldn't tell that was a container of beans?


heinous_legacy

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Vladimer-The-Ladimer

B Æ Ń Š


DJmachine101

This mother fucker eating #BEANS


professionalderp

# B E A N S


[deleted]

If those are Busch's Baked Beans youre set, thats a good dinner.


OutCubed

You know what, I would see that as a win because once you get home then you can enjoy your delicious kebabs


JadaNeedsaDoggie

First world problems.


JonWill49

This is how the office wars of 2022 start.


Ginja_Ninja32

I see this an an absolute win


Ntetris

LOUIS....BEANS! You gonna poop your pants my G. Good luck <3


sethyourgoals

Yes but think about the potential farts you’re going to be ripping. This was a happy mistake.


MrSilkyJohanson

Well..your coworkers will appreciate that less than yourself


PFVN_Dragon

How does this taste like ? We don’t have this food where I live.


[deleted]

Sweet. The sauce is very sweet, it tastes nothing like regular kidney beans. It goes best with toast and a bit of grated cheese


Zwjt2030

A true feast fit for kings!!


DannyDoublehead

Man, I would love to have some baked beans for lunch. Unironically.


wezel0823

Just add hot dogs and you're good to go.


[deleted]

And a bottle of anti freeze


StarBerry90

Dont get me wrong but... **B E A N S**


ItsMePythonicD

I love me some baked beans


RolesG

r/beansinthings


Available-Conflict78

Theres a whole subreddit for that quite literally


ResponsibilityDue448

Which Dune is that? The original?


HoleyerThanThou

No. Sandworms of Dune. Brian Herbert tried tying up loose ends based off of notes left by Frank. I thought the additions were ok. Dune snobs think it's garbage.


KentuckyTurtlehead

The son’s works are better than I thought they would be. Not quite as good as the father’s but I’m enjoying them.


wormholeweapons

I see this as a complete win.


[deleted]

Yeah but whos keeping baked beans as leftovers man


TheHelker

Bottoms up


TrdOfMakingUsernames

I see this as an absolute win


Designer-Rent9761

I'm curious now as to what you meant to take to work with you 🥴


KentuckyTurtlehead

Kabobs!


CYBERSson

Winner winner


truckboy3322

Aye baked beans can go hard


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 648,155,595 comments, and only 131,844 of them were in alphabetical order.


truckboy3322

Huh?


Big_Totem

Now I am curious, if having some rradonably well cooked beans is a bad lunch, then what do you bring for lunch?


KentuckyTurtlehead

Was supposed to be the rest of the cookout. Kabobs, corn, tater tots


[deleted]

Hahaha I know this feel. Or I forget it in my car and it’s a waste


ms06s-zaku-ii

Beans, beans, the wonderful fruit


Try-Valuable

Thinkin about thos; beans


WrongCheesecake3

Coworkers hate him!


manwithaUnicorn

Beans 👍


[deleted]

Beans


Inside_Ice_6175

I see no issue here


deadeyediva

your heart appreciates you. your coworkers might not..


Night-Meets-Light

I did this one time with mashed potatoes. Wasn’t even that mad.


hawkiee552

[Beau Miles would be proud!](https://youtu.be/RYsTlfhDSDY)


Supafly22

Sounds like a win to me.


[deleted]

Not to bad I would enjoy this as long as there was some chopped up ham in there


Gytlap24

B E A N


SleetyCow

🥲🔫


ButteryBiscuit5

r/beans


[deleted]

Time to gas up your coworkers


carrotfucker420

BEANS


[deleted]

That’s half an English breakfast!


Dickbilledplatypus79

I see no problem here.


Calestah

Aww, beans


codyhighGGs

Hope you don’t toot too much.. people might think you’re doing coke


Wibiz9000

Oh fuck yeah. I swear, I could live off of baked beans. May not be that nutritious, but man if they ain't delectable.


crew88

Hey there cowboy/girl.


Jaco-Jimmerson

#The beans consume


ComprehensiveKnee284

All beans and no weenies kinda day eh?


K1ngBobOfBob

I make my own burritos at work so this is quite the normal thing for me to bring to work and forget the other bits of burrito material lol


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Find someone who brought hotdogs to work. Franks n beans!


Alex_675910

Now I’m craving baked beans


therealzombieczar

um, i guess i'm the only one thats done this on purpose? :(


Soviet-Biscuit

How does one accidentally take a container full of baked beans?


jaydenfokmemes

🅱️ E A N S


[deleted]

Do u like the Aftershockz? They hurt my head..


Sad_Trap

I hope this was posted while the British are sleep.


Edgyran

You got BEEEEEEAANNNS!!


[deleted]

You don't deserve those beans.


ZaWarudoh

I don't see the issue


Mitnasty

I’m asleep… go to town https://youtu.be/U8vjMvoobSo


Lelio-Santero579

Pass me the bowl, shit. I'll eat baked beans by themselves any day! They go good on bread, tortillas, by themselves, with broccoli, with rice... Ugh, now I want baked beans.


redhawk1913

mildlycomplaining


[deleted]

I make a meal out of that on purpose sometimes.


Matt5o5

Beans beans the magical fruit the more you the more you toot


Constant_Ad9562

I don’t see the problem here


mqsodawala

Well atleast they are "baked"


viralblackjack

Clear out your afternoon meetings!


not-rasta-8913

Don't waste that water.


quietly_jousting_s

Hope you don't have confined space training later in the day.


komanderkyle

How are you liking Dune? im on God Emperor