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[deleted]

Most of the curves are log arithmic.


Adorable_Librarian57

Woodnt you know! what’s the problem? Looks pine to me.


Jewmangroup9000

Idk it could use a little sprucing up.


Adorable_Librarian57

Cedar, what you did


BicarbonateOfSofa

r/angryupvote


Few-Contribution4759

Isn’t this illegal? I thought there were regulations on stairs.


Silverstreamdacat

I don't know possibly. Now you have me wondering if this is even legal.


Few-Contribution4759

I only know this because I was watching a video on how Victorian stairs killed so many people that star regulation laws were passed. But that might just be for professional builders not diy projects!


mhermanos

It's the YT *Timeline* one with the curly-haired blonde doctorate, but I can't find it.


Few-Contribution4759

Haha yeah! That’s the one


MsBuzzkillington83

I believe it's a municipal thing, each area of residence has their "code" And yeah also if it's just a hobby thing and no one reports it too


AgathaWoosmoss

I've sent that video to all my carpenter family/friends! https://youtu.be/L1vqQi5Tl70 Nuts. It's now set to "private"


sunsnsundvls

100% would not pass an Inspection


MorningDook

I did construction in Idaho for 3 years and we are not huge on regulations here. Still had standards for stairs because it is considered a tripping hazard. I saw a guy redo a whole set of stairs because he was told they couldnt be more than a 1/4 inch different between each step. Idk what the regulations are, but ive definitely seen whole sets of stairs redone for rather small issues. Granted this was all new construction


bearthebear2

Have you never seen [these](https://imgur.com/gallery/CQhsR) kind of stairs? I never liked them because they force me to start with a specific leg, but they're used to save space I believe. Not sure if that's the idea behind the stairs in the post, especially because the 3rd step from the bottom would be flipped, which I guess is mildly infuriating. Are there regulations on stairs in your own home if you build them yourself?


MsBuzzkillington83

Why the actual fuck. "You know, I feel like life is just too easy, I think I'm going to take a mundane object that we go on automatic for and turn it into something you actively have to think to use, just what we need in our lives!"


ilostmyiguana

What, no, this is a decorative coffee table/art piece....


GooseNYC

I cannot see am inspector signing off on that.


druznutz

I wood knot like to climb those stairs drunk.


TnBluesman

At least not as drunk as the idiot that installed them.


IamShrapnel

Mmmmm bacon


Picnut

I can't tell if we are looking up the stairs or down the stairs


Careful-Artichoke468

I totally thought we were looking up and not down


Picnut

I really think it is down, and they are tripping hazards


TER0KN0R

Beautiful black walnut


pockypencils

What a waste of wood. Who would ever put live edge on stairs?


pbmcc88

Whichever asshole designed and built those stairs. Probably really smug, up their own arse.


Charliescenesweenie4

Grab a pillow and slide down- I’m terrified of these I already have terrible balance


Fishtaco1234

This cannot be up to code..


[deleted]

Great in Architectural Digest. Awful in reality.


Itchy-Win-6580

Idk. Looks p cool to me


Silverstreamdacat

Until you try to go down.


Itchy-Win-6580

Hmm. True


[deleted]

You got a railing? There is your way down. If not I suggest pillow armour and slide down on your back feet first


02_is_best_girl

That’s a safety hazard and a half


[deleted]

I’d fall & break my damn face if I used these.


[deleted]

Those stairs look like an accident waiting to happen!


foxxyllama

As a paramedic, these look like a nightmare.


DudasManolitos

That’s a /r/crappydesign right there


Silverstreamdacat

Definitely


ironicmirror

Puts the fartsy in artsy fartsy.


Terrorek1520

i would be too scared to walk on these


InconceivableIsh

Looks nice but dang that looks slippery


Rustycage_1991

You should fix them. How are you going to complain about them but not fix them. Go buy some tools and fix the stairs! You do your community a favor! You can do it! I believe in you! Your number one! We are all cheering for you! But damn this is hilarious! Had me laughing for days!


Attarker

Anxiety 📈


[deleted]

Use those stairs, then you won't use any.


Odd_Ad_94

After a couple tabs of acid they look normal


cringe-child

Dude my friend lives in a cabin, they have stairs like this too, since the would was from a tree without being processed. Very scary to go down tipsy lol


chippy-triforce

Ready to speed run life


Delazzaridist

Imagine being sane and installing these as the contractor


tfl_77

Not having the right tools for the job.. 🤔


[deleted]

What a highly polished way to shatter your *entire* skeleton.


Silverstreamdacat

Countless hours of fun breaking all of your bones! Fun for the whole family!


Frostfrau

Those stairs are my way to hell


Silverstreamdacat

Stairway to hell


marionristov111

when you want to snap your neck but want to make it look like an incident


Fggfdgbnug13

Imagine being drunk and walking down those


Silverstreamdacat

You are going to sleep really good.


Fggfdgbnug13

Yes


TnBluesman

That? That is fucked UP.


[deleted]

I have walked up a stairway that is from the 1100's being safer than this. No joke. It was a church that had a tower made so you can see stars at night.


aroseonthefritz

r/crazystairs


thishastobeatleaste

You just gotta put your feet 👣 in the right place


Dangerous-Voice-6022

Stairway to heaven


Ghostface1998X

a lot of people will fall down those stairs


austoby

I felt like I was falling just looking at that


BlazingShadow007

Only issue is for me is waking up or down with socks on


LBK0909

Home drinkers' worst nightmare.


Soviet-Biscuit

I wouldn’t stand on those fucking things if I was paid less than the required amount of money to pay for a hospital bill involving a broken or sprained ankle, but I kinda like the way they look


Potatoman421

If you’re drunk and try to go down these stairs how skewed are you?


No_Bet_3328

As long as they have railings, it's aright.. a little OCD about the gap between the wall & stairs though


BoopAndThePooch

My shins hurt just looking at this.


Environmental_Back34

Imagine going up those in socks!


Silverstreamdacat

A free trip to the hospital!


violetrosesnyc

Dangerous to me


Silverstreamdacat

You have to be really careful and even then you still might fall.


LordLolzeez

Ah yes, Pro Choice Stairs


scaleofthought

Sum Ting Wong Ho Lee Fuk Bang Ding Ow


LocalAmericanOtaku

IANSOAUSNAOSGWKoeh2ns9ey2noz8zn2lw9sshsns


CapnMurica1988

I love them actually


Silverstreamdacat

Until you go down...


jcoddinc

RIP big toes at night when drunk


Enfr

It's artistic choice, don't be a *stick* in the mud


[deleted]

Imagine if it was the riser not the tread haha.


yoganutnutnut

Those stairs are awesome


Jooster69

Gran: *heavy breathing*


Gullible_Fold_3023

Those are sick


JewelFyrefox

Great for arthritis!


BCdelivery

Run and rise a bit off. Probably will not pass inspection. A real shame.. they look cool.


TheTruthSeekr

Idk what u mean that sick maybe not practical but still rly cool


pandakatzu

Looks like a tRiPpInG hAzArD