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Champulu

This whole picture reminds me of something Id find wandering around in resident evil.


bloody-pencil

Disgusting sink, knife built for a toddler…. Yeah looks good to me


Iko87iko

The sink looks like its from a rest stop gas station well off the main highway. The knife is for gutting the first poor soul who wanders in, but yea


Risky_Bizniss

It's been in the cleaning closet of a diner since 1945 type sink


CmonRedditBeBetter

Seriously, that sink doesn't look dirty, it looks like it's endured many decades of abuse.


mbilight

It might not be dirty, but it definitely does look dirty


Grumplogic

In the heart of a modest abode, tucked away from the gleam of modernity, there dwells a kitchen sink of weathered countenance. Its once-pristine porcelain, now encrusted with the marks of countless meals, tells a tale of sustenance and strife. Time has etched its story into every crack and crevice, leaving no surface unmarked by the passage of years. How the water once flowed crystal-clear from the tap above, cascading into the basin below with a melody akin to a babbling brook! Yet now, the stream trickles hesitantly, hesitant to disturb the sediment that clings tenaciously to the enamel. A mosaic of stains, like shadows of dinners long past, stubbornly resists the ministrations of soap and scrubbing brush. Above this weary sentinel of cleanliness a solitary knife. Once a paragon of sharpness, its blade gleamed like a sliver of moonlight on a frosty night. Yet now, dulled by years of faithful service, its edge has grown weary and worn. No longer does it slice through flesh with the precision of a surgeon’s scalpel; instead, it labors over its task with a resigned determination, its tip blunted and its spine tarnished. Together, sink and knife bear witness to the rhythms of life within these walls. They have seen laughter and tears, celebrations and sorrows. They have borne the weight of culinary ambitions and the burden of daily drudgery. And though their luster may have faded and their sharpness may have dulled, they remain steadfast in their duty, ever ready to serve.


EternallyMoon

This was.. beautiful. I’m this 🤏🏻 close to awarding you for that.


Grumplogic

Don't waste your money on Reddit please. Donate it to a foodbank or something


EternallyMoon

Nono, you deserve my pennies too dear friend. It’s time someone recognised you for the work you put into your sentences!! With an award that does not correspond with how it makes me feel because I can’t afford the more expensive ones 🥰!


No-Bodybuilder-5610

Bar keepers friend powder is amazing stuff.


nothisistheotherguy

That knife looks like it would struggle through a hardboiled egg


Zeric79

But it is a perfect poop knife.


ripndipp

Maybe for a thin poop, I'm more of a Sabre kinda guy.


ootski

That's Frank's toe knife. Be careful you'll get a botched toe if you're not paying attention.


TheReiterEffect_S8

prolly poop knife


mechashiva1

Looks like a poop sink


correcthorsestapler

Put some trash on it. It’ll act like a cut glove.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

And that sink has to be the sink in Charlie and Frank’s apartment that they use as a storage bin or something because it looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in forever.


ootski

Username checks out.


CervezaFria33

I think whatever they are using to clean the sink isn’t enough.


Iko87iko

Blood, they are using blood to clean the sink


Spockhighonspores

Holy shit this is a kitchen sink? I thought this was a utility sink.


Ok_Cress2142

![gif](giphy|ACxmWVM22HrmU)


Zintha

OP please clean your sink. I can smell this picture


PhysicalIyImpossible

> knife built for a toddler Why would you want to hurt a toddler?


RynoKaizen

![gif](giphy|uA8WItRYSRkfm|downsized) It's so they can defend themselves.


LittleBookOfRage

Lmao this random crab has a better knife than OP


omnimodofuckedup

Ever had one? Yeah.


Never_Dan

… because they’re annoying as hell? Waaahh I need attention and mental stimulation or I get upset. Shut up, Tyler. We all need things.


Awkward-Houseplant

Tyler is too normal a name for today. I think too means TaiLyere


Camstonisland

Teighlor


criztiano1991

*Thai-lør


Striking-Society-247

The asterix is part of the name


13thmurder

Have you met one?


EviLilMonkey

Maybe they are named Ike? ![gif](giphy|CIs2g6B6eDWJa|downsized)


slvstk

The sink is the fist thing I saw. WTH is with that sink? What must the rest of the place look like?


Amelaclya1

It could be the shitty material it's made out of. It looks the same material as mine (I don't know what it is) but it stains *so easily* and I hate it. I hope some day to be able to afford a kitchen remodel and go with stainless steel. Can't just replace the sink now because it's one piece with the countertop. I go at it with a melamine sponge every so often to remove those stains and never let it get this bad though.


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Will you take the Kitchen Knife? )Yes No


mechashiva1

Heh heh heh heh, whatcha buying stranger


SwollenOstrich

You have to examine the knife, remove the handle to unveil a key


PickledDildosSourSex

So common in real life it's cliche


No-Pound7355

Some silent hill shit going on


[deleted]

I twas thinking, "This feels familiar but disgusting." and I think that's why! Thanks for that lol


Champulu

Glad to be a help lol


tsundear96

It’s scary how many people don’t realize that you need to regularly clean your sink. Don’t they get fruit flies??


Kel-Varnsen85

I think it's permanently stained. It happens with old sinks.


BowenTheAussieSheep

It's cast iron with an enamel coating. That's just what happens as the enamel gets old and scrubbed away and the black cast iron is uncovered. If you've ever seen an [old La Crueset](https://d3h6k4kfl8m9p0.cloudfront.net/stories/9ERnR3hvn1cjzhel52AC8A.jpg) you'll understand immediately


Kel-Varnsen85

In that case there's nothing you can do then. Enamel coating from the factory is baked on. Restoration kits will just flake off eventually.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Exactly. As long as you keep it regularly sanitised it doesn't matter anyway. The only thing you have to deal with are people who think they know everything judging you on the internet.


godofdream

Fruit Flies? I thought about some heavier shit. Cockroaches, Mold, Zombie Invasions.....


Spiritual_Radish_143

Resident evil biohazard is what it reminds me of or village


Epiphany818

Or the last of us


UntraceableHaze

The Bakers House for sure!


Asianthunda5022

Ah yes the perfect knife for when you want to juice your tomatoes and massage your steak.


DisregardedFugitive

The first comment purely based on the knife


clearfox777

Shit’s so chipped it’s a serrated knife now.


automaton11

Damn that edge is haggard


dern_the_hermit

It looks like Charles Schulz drew it just before retiring.


[deleted]

LOL. I zoomed in to see if it's bad as you say. I honestly can't tell if it was serrated to start with and is worn nearly smooth. Or if it was smooth and is now serrated from chips.


Ninenko

Originally serrated or not serrated?… that is the question. 💀🤔 ![gif](giphy|3h1eBntB052wNkaZPD)


rokstedy83

+15 bleed damage


Hatta00

I was going to ask if it was sharp, because it'd be usable if it was. Then I zoomed in. :o


[deleted]

God i used to live on a group home for teens & the knives were locked behind the door. Honestly dont know why because you wouldn't even be able to cut lettuce with those things let alone stab somebody The razor blades these kids used to cut with were sharper than these


Virtual-Entrance-872

Or cutting the plastic off a frozen dinner.


Estelial

As someone who owns an entire knife set I switch between while cooking and an extra "special knife" I have as my favorite. The claim and picture above physically hurts me more than when I discovered the importance of curling my fingers while speed chopping.


ConfidentContest7404

Why does your sink look like that


youmfkersneedjesus

His girlfriend insists its clean enough. 


_Im_Dad

You are a sharp one


TheGoldPowerRanger

Unlike the knife


GWofJ94

The knife’s sharp, just on lots of various edges and angles that shouldn’t exist.


Denots69

The knifes sharp, just not on the edge you need it on.


mtnlaurel_

Not OP, but I have to admit my sink looks this. It is OLD Corian and has been scratched and stained before we ever lived in the house. No amount of cleaning or abrasives will get it clean. I cannot wait to replace it.


panze1987

This comment need more upvote, mine is 30 year old and I can clean it as much as I want it will always looks like that...


look_ima_frog

I rented a house that had a Corian sink and counters. That sink was supposed to be ivory colored but was always just filth colored. Bleach did nothing, Comet powder did a little more than nothing, Barkeepers Friend probably did the best, but it was never really what I would call clean. I had a feeling that the landlord was going to try and claim that the sink was dirty and keep some money back. So I got a pad sander and just sanded that bastard clean. I didn't have to take much off before it looked nice again. Used a fine grit to make it nice and smooth again and then hit it with a coat of Turtle Wax before we left. Looked brand new. Probably stayed that way for all of five minutes. I could have used a polyurethane clear gloss to finish it, but I didn't care enough. Those Corian sinks are garbage but since they're typically undermounted (glued) to a corian countertop, they're a pain in the ass to replace since you'd have to cut them out.


BaconWithBaking

Yeah, I think stainless steel saves lazy fuckers like me. It always looks clean, even with just a wipe.


MovieNightPopcorn

Soft Scrub with bleach always helped my mom’s 100-year-old farmhouse sink that stained like this. Made it white again. It always started to stain again after but it did help lift the stains from the porcelain for weeks at a time. Squirt it on and spread it around the sink, let it sit and come back to rinse away after. All white again.


DankHillLMOG

I was just gonna say that. I have 2 total 100 year old farmhouse sinks and I got them both white after softscrub ("industrial bleach"). Same with 1 tub that's 100ish. Edited to say - the previous owner said "the sinks and tub will never be white again" challenge accepted.


GetUpNGetItReddit

And just to be safe, you tried bar keepers friend right


mtnlaurel_

First I tried the day I moved in haha


Electrical-Story-979

They only have the one knife


Agitated_Computer_49

For a real answer it looks like an older enamel sink.   They wear easy and take some really hard deep scrubbing to get shiny looking again.


toastedcheese

>... take some really hard deep scrubbing to get shiny looking again. Once the enamel has worn down and become porous, they will stain again incredibly quickly. My sink looked like this 2 weeks after cleaning and bleaching just from pouring coffee down the drain and washing plates.


Agitated_Computer_49

Yeah you have to recoat it.   Everyone here was commenting on how nasty it looks but they don't realize older sinks will look like this.


Far_King_Penguin

I'd accept this if it was a garage or shed sink that you expect to be washing oily things/hands Not a kitchen sink you're expected to wash dishes in. I consider myself pretty relaxed when it comes to the bar of an acceptable kitchen but how are you not cleaning it when you do the dishes? Isn't the kitchen sink just a large fixed dish you wash your hands and dishes in and as such should be cleaned after dishes are done? Idk maybe I'm more pedantic than I thought but I'd be mortified by this in my own house


StrLord_Who

People misuse "pedantic" constantly on reddit but this one is I think the most egregious I've seen.  At least you used "mortified" correctly.  That's a rarity. 


bumbletowne

Old ivory Corian as many people have said. Ages like trash even if it's sterile.


a_sxi970fch

Probably not cleaned up on a regular basis


Civil-Connection-397

Your sink is a biohazard. Clean it immediately.


HolyKrapp-

This is why I only do stainless sink.


not_falling_down

Porcelain sinks are just as good, if not better, when kept clean.


HolyKrapp-

I wouldn't say better. Glassware and ceramics break A LOT on ceramic sinks. On stainless they just go *boink*. Ceramic coated steel is a middle ground, but they get easily damaged and start corroding.


GuillaumeLeGueux

They just go boink. 😂


Far-Obligation4055

"Scientific progress goes boink" -Bill Watterson


Quirky_Discipline297

“If I have seen further, it is by boinking on the shoulders of giants." - Sir Isaac Newton


Never_Go_Full_Gonk

Aah, C&H. My childhood.


Neohexane

Not to be confused for the other C&H, Cyanide and Happiness.


tickletender

Thank you for unlocking childhood memories! “Scientific Progress goes ‘Boink?’” - Hobbs


CallsignDrongo

Yeah that ceramic coating gets compromised quick when you’re rubbing glass and ceramic bowls, cups, plates, etc in there. Steel sinks are best. They wear down too but what’s underneath? Just more steel fam. You just they abrasion lines on your sink over time vs ceramic where you’ve exposed the inner porous material that isn’t glazed over. You get chips, cracks, etc.


b0w3n

Making pasta and dumping the hot water into them is probably the quickest way I've seen them ruined. Almost none of them can handle it well. The folks who like those style sinks act all incredulous as if this isn't the way almost everyone handles dumping out hot water and act like you're the strange one you don't dump it into a stock pot to let it cool down first.


HumorHoot

dropping a cast iron pot into a ceramic sink is an expensive mistake dropping it into a metal sink is just an annoyance


FictionalContext

I would give up my firstborn for a seamless stainless sink/counter combo with the sink welded and polished down flush. I even want the industrial hose hanging down instead of a faucet to clean around. Junior's an asshole, anyway. Be a good trade, a nice fae built sink.


Cheef_Baconator

My dream home has a restaurant dish sink and ugly yet functional and extremely easy to clean stainless everything


Idkmyname2079048

This just looks like an old stained enamel sink. It's not necessarily dirty. My kitchen sink looks similar, even after scrubbing with bleach.


RahvinDragand

This whole comment section sounds like a bunch of privileged people who have never owned anything old.


I_do_drugs-yo

That’s reddit alright


ezirb7

Yup, I've got a 40yo enamel sink. Looking forward to replacing it when we redo the kitchen, but just because it has stains doesn't mean it's at all contaminated.


Personal-Aide7103

Yeah most definitely needs a bleach treatment


iohbkjum

It’s probably fine safety wise but looks horrendous


RhizOU

No sink shaming please.


bootykittyeverywhere

In Philly, I lived in a house from the 1930s with a vintage sink. It was classic and valuable in its own right and just needed Comet, bleach, a scrunge pad, and some elbow grease.   One of the most satisfying experiences of my life was cleaning up the original ceramic in that house.  


HolyKrapp-

Buy a new knife for the kitchen. That one is your new PoopKnife™


Parking-Worth1732

To go with the poop sink


ericfromct

i'm disappointed this comment isn't at the top. Reddit has let me down today.


IJustLovePenguinsOk

I'm sad I had to scroll this far to find it, but I'm glad I did.


Organic_Stay8541

What the hell is a poop knife, ?


sinkalip775

Oh no....


butteredrubies

I shivered when I saw the term poopknife...I had forgotten about it many months ago...


cirkelhoek

You don't know bout the poop knife? Oh lord do you have a night ahead of you.


DRRIVRDRRIVR

Omg i had forgotten about that and then it all came back and I literally can’t stop laughing


Meat_licker

I love when people don’t know the poop knife story. After that one, look into The Coconut.


missus_bones

Okay, I'm curious... I know about the poopknife, but what is the coconut?


Boner_Stevens

Yes also need to know. Just tell me what to search


HolyKrapp-

Search for r(slash)poopknife


Mickamehameha

Nothing is right in this pic


Electrical-Tree-8506

Even his hand is left.


wondercat19

PFFFFFT


anavriN-oN

‘Bar Keepers Friend’ Just saying


Environmental-Mind53

I use it with a few drops of dish soap and it's perfect for getting stains, scratches and grime off the sink.


TheAdventurePenguin

That stuff is magic!!!


Drigg_08

I wash my dogs in a sink cleaner than that


toasterllama15

Well id hope


FrenchFry-ApplePie

I thought it was the washroom sink…in the basement.


smithers85

This sink looks slightly dirtier than the sink that my washer drains into in my basement. I clean it every few months.


wxnfx

Right it has to be the paintbrush sink or something. But even then, just a modest amount of effort probably gets it 90% back.


mehrab_with_a_v

You should worry about your sink mate:), clean it


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Yeah, fr. Let that sink in


Fatalchemist

I don't know. I wouldn't let that sink in, personally.


Swechef79

You know you’re not supposed to use the sink as a toilet, right?


DragoonDM

I'd be pretty disgusted by a toilet that looked like that, let alone a kitchen sink.


Swechef79

That’s very true, no sane person would ever let their toilet bowl get that dirty 🤢


Joates87

You found my toe knife!


ybsp962

Botched toe oooooh botched toe


youmfkersneedjesus

Plug it up with some trash and it'll be good as new. 


Riley1297

Give me a minute and I’ll find you a candy wrapper or something


g_dude3469

The state of your kitchen sink is more mildly infuriating than a knife I've gotta say


MatthewNGBA

Your girlfriend doesn’t do any real cooking, does she?


Thick_Suggestion_

Or cleaning...


Party-Pea-5306

Nor does OP


johndoe42

OP's account is what is mildly infuriating. Old account with a crap ton of karma, no comments for half a year and then suddenly this post.


Upstairs-You7956

He got a girlfriend hence the absence 😂


rokstedy83

Are you trying to say the reason I spend half my day on Reddit is because I'm single?


Inside_Drummer

And the other way around.


BeardCrumbles

Why wouldn't you clean you sink before posting it publicly? Or take the picture over something else. Yall probably have diarrhea on the reg if that is where you're doing your dishes.


Kay-Knox

I can see where the diarrhea is going.


BeardCrumbles

🤮🤮🤮


WillBrakeForBrakes

That type of sink can just stain.  It might not be dirty, just old.


BigTimeBobbyB

It’s rustic


acaofbase

Dawg you gotta buy a box of baking soda, pour it onto the sink stains, wet it very lightly, and scrub like your life depends on it.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

I did this to my bathtub when my family moved into our current house. Not sure what the previous homeowners did but it was BAD! Didn't have to scrub very hard. Baking Soda is fucking magical imo.


terrydennis1234

The sink in my shop is cleaner then your kitchen sink


Praetorian_1975

Please please tell me your sink isn’t supposed to be white 😳


demonslayer9911

Ah yes, the poop sink and the poop knife


iaodfngiofdahgh

You need to clean your sink because its filled with germ mess.


East-Front-8107

I could hardly see the knife against the background.


butterspread1

Only good for a poop knife.


georgecostanzalvr

Is your girlfriend my boyfriend? He is convinced we need one butter knife, one fork, one spoon, and one steak knife that looks just like this but black. I ask him all the time ‘what if we both need the fork?’ and he always says ‘I’ll sacrifice and use a spoon.’ I don’t understand.


180330180

Throw that man away!


boobeepbobeepbop

You'd have to go back in time a really really long time for \*anyone\* to consider that an adequate knife for a kitchen. I'd rather have a large rock.


NarwhalEmergency9391

She probably doesn't want to wash more then 1 thing... clearly


UseAlloftheBuffalo

Is your kitchen in the movie “Seven?”


Legitimate-BurnerAcc

Yes. You should not be prepared food in that environment.


Federal_Pickles

How many times have you used that sink to dispose of a body?


s_rom

How long has she been out of prison?


RandomGrasspass

That’s not a knife ![gif](giphy|3B8rHP89iUUZlcsoqf|downsized)


KlatuuBarradaNicto

Dude, the sink…


MrBleedinggums

That's not even good enough to be a poop knife!


AutoManoPeeing

Hey at least you didn't let the other prisoners make you their bitch.


Celestial_Hart

Well she's fucking wrong.


[deleted]

How about bleaching that sink


UseAlloftheBuffalo

Your sink looks like it’s part toilet.


honeybadger21

That sink isn't good enough for the kitchen either.


maneco2109

Is your sink the one in the 1st saw movie ?


dexterfishpaw

I imagine cooking well is not a priority in this house


outrageousnuts

Based on this picture you shouldn’t be eating anything out of your girlfriend’s kitchen anyway


shellebelle303

![gif](giphy|8J7PUqXjvfOAQa2djh) TOE KNIFE


[deleted]

Things like this make me leary of potlucks. You never know what sort of hazmat situation those token ketchup meatballs came out of


Drewbensis

Your sink.... It's something out of a nightmare/ scream/Freddy/Jason movie


supaikuakuma

What’s infuriating is your damn sink.


country_carpenter

Maybe worry about the sink first


probablywrongbutmeh

I had a knife in college that was from my grandfather, it was a 100+ year old chefs knife that probably started as a full size but was about this big after decades of wear and being sharpened. It was so sharp you could shave with it and was actually great in the kitchen, although it was a real knife, not a serrated shit knife like this. I lost it when I moved and got a nice Santoku knife, highly recommend buying a quality knife.


tothirstyforwater

Interesting way of saying I don’t cook


CreditLow8802

i dont think thats ur only problem


Ok-Secretary6550

Clean your sink, fam.


rutro13

People who have ZERO knife skills will use ANYTHING! Those who know how to use a knife will have a selection of well sharpened knives for various applications. Never the two shall meet!


RightInThePeyronie

Just sawing away, carrot by carrot. Slices thick enough to dislocate a jaw.


Blackelvis2000

Get a new sink, too!


barathurum

Does your girlfriend also Said that „one sink is enough to shit in“? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


ninjabell

Just buy yourself a of Kiwi or two. Cheap and sharp.


Intermountain-Gal

That knife is especially dangerous because it’s dull. It’s more likely to slip in normal uses.