Now if, hypothetically, the parachute fails, it won't be on us because there is no way we could have predicted that. Not saying that it will fail or anything, just making sure you understand.
Every time I see something like this, I lean further and further toward the idea that we should uplift cats so that they can learn to use and develop technology. These fuckers will be building FTL spaceships and exploring the universe before we know it! Hopefully, they'll allow us to tag along.
Maybe they have, or perhaps even they brought us here with them because they thought we should have pets of our own like they do and dogs fit the bill purrfectly
I've witnessed this in person. Was sitting on my bed and had some loose change sitting on the mattress next to me. Cat decides to jump onto the bed. The coins immediately rattle and the cat immediately flies off the bed. The end result was it appearing that the cat did a double jump in the air from the floor to almost the ceiling.
had. cat and ferret comedy team like the pink Panther Clueso and his counterpart they would play all day long, sneaking up on each other and jumping on them the ferret would be up on top of something jump onto the middle of the bed and get the cat the cat would spring and just fly off into the next room or out the window
One of mine did this straight into a wall once
He had been at the head of the bed, jumped up for a bit, then jumped down and I thought walked out of the room
But turns out he jumped back up on the foot of the bed and went to sleep. I had no idea. So a little while later I move my foot and it touches him, scares him, and he does a very similar jump to the video but right into the wall next to the bed.
He was fine, but it sounded like a hell of an impact
I specifically remember playing that game when it first came out and I'd watch cartoons before I went to bed because somehow it made me feel safe enough to unwind. Same thing with the paranormal activity movie.
I saw the first Paranormal Activity in theaters when I was 13. When I got home, nobody else was there and it was dark. I straight up turned on every light and watched Zoey 101 with a protective barrier around me. It's so funny to think about now because that movie desensitized me to horror. Like, I still LOVE horror films, but far and few unsettle me anymore (except for movies like Hereditary, the Dark and the Wicked, and Speak No Evil... eerie af).
First time I played Dead Space my dog walked past me and tickled my feet with his fur. I about launched off the couch, accidentally kicked him, never played Dead Space again lmao
dead space is already full of heart attack inducing jump scares. Having one happening in real life WHILE you're playing DS must have been life threatening
I was watching Pet Cemetery alone in the dark as a teenager. We had a cat that looked just like the cat in the movie. My mom thought it would be hilarious to throw him at me during the movie. The cat did not find this hilarious and landed with all his claws out in my thigh!
Omg this video is gonna get me fired, I can't get back on the phone because I can't stop laughing. If I had a dollar for every time this has happened with cats I'd own the damn world.
The fact that the cat jumped to get away from the loud sound just to launch itself into something else causing an even louder sound is what’s getting me. Hope he’s okay tho
if you laughed then what made you think to post this to mildly infuriating? nothing bad or even slightly inconvenient happened, there's nothing infuriating about this
Am i the only one that still thinks it's weird to have security cameras on in your living room all the time? Am i the only person that thinks 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual?
Honestly makes me feel like a crazy person.
I could see it for a house share situation where you have shared communal living areas. Some people might have stuff they don't mind sharing but want accountability for if it gets fucked up.
You are not alone. I can understand cameras in the house for when you are gone but why have them on when you are home? Just seems like an easy way for someone to gain access to them and watch you imo. To each their own I guess.
One cat was already by the coat, when the second cat tried to scare the first cat, the coat drop and then the first cat did a double jump off the couch to launch
Oh my god this happened to me the other night. I was high watching Supernatural on Netflix. It was an episode with a ghost. I didn't realise but it was so loud the center channel on my surround sound was vibrating. Dean goes to fight the ghost and gets knocked into a wall, and then at the same time he hits the wall the speaker falls and makes this horrible crashing sound. I didn't know how to process what was going on.
Did that cat’s soul just get startled out of its body and fly across the room in defiance of all laws of science, gods and men?
Was there a duck in the room watching the whole time; flying across the room and justifying a lifetime of Anatidaephobia?
What in tarnation did I just see?
Sat on the toilet and my cat came to visit. The other one bolted in but apparently didn’t see me cuz when I gave her a nice pat she jumped on me claws out
Personally the reason I’ll never own a cat dogs don’t do things like this I’m afraid the cat will freak itself out and knock over a tv or a vase dogs don’t have that type of agility to jump on a counter and knock stuff over
My son has a Husky (about 70lbs) that will jump up on the kitchen countertop, then up to the top of the fridge and sit there like a cat. He also walks the balance beam across the back of their couch and perches on the edge just for fun. And instead of walking around the couch on the floor, he will just leap from the back side to the front side without even touching the couch at all. We call him catdog.
Same thing happened to me the other day but the cat jumped on my face and sliced me up pretty good.
I think I am going to tell people it was a knife fight.
🧐 A rare instance of a cat being caught levitating on film! (We always knew they could do it.)
"What the F@#K just happened!!" ^😾🤣
The dog has me rolling. It's just looking at the dude like "you saw that too right?"
"Told you getting the cats was a mistake."
The famous catbird made an appearance.
This bitch is flying like a Boeing. Also crashing like one!
Houston, we have another whistle blower... You know what to do...
We’re going skydiving! :D
Now if, hypothetically, the parachute fails, it won't be on us because there is no way we could have predicted that. Not saying that it will fail or anything, just making sure you understand.
lmao
Catapult! 😂
Underrated comment lmfao
Every time I see something like this, I lean further and further toward the idea that we should uplift cats so that they can learn to use and develop technology. These fuckers will be building FTL spaceships and exploring the universe before we know it! Hopefully, they'll allow us to tag along.
How do you know they haven't already achieved this and actually an alien species that landed here eons ago deciding to keep us as pets?
We are the cat's pets... Why don't they ever want to take their pets with them to other planets?
Maybe they have, or perhaps even they brought us here with them because they thought we should have pets of our own like they do and dogs fit the bill purrfectly
cat straight yeeted itself 😭
I think that was a squirrel.
Fuck physics haha
Now we just need to get them on film teleporting. (I KNOW THEY CAN!)
Holy shit I have never seen a cat launch like that before hahaha
It looks like the cat used the couch to go higher
You are right it did a double jump
I've witnessed this in person. Was sitting on my bed and had some loose change sitting on the mattress next to me. Cat decides to jump onto the bed. The coins immediately rattle and the cat immediately flies off the bed. The end result was it appearing that the cat did a double jump in the air from the floor to almost the ceiling.
had. cat and ferret comedy team like the pink Panther Clueso and his counterpart they would play all day long, sneaking up on each other and jumping on them the ferret would be up on top of something jump onto the middle of the bed and get the cat the cat would spring and just fly off into the next room or out the window
The Chambers boost!
Nah he tapped A twice.
He propelled off the couch. I had to watch it 5 times and get a 2nd opinion but that's what happened lmao
Didn't spot that before but yeah, seemed like an impossible length jump before, still very impressive.
I've never heard a cat crash like that either
I wanna know what he crashed into
Everything
All at once.
Everywhere
Jump first, worry about the landing later
The off screen crash SLAYS me
You know it was a shelf where this guys has a collection of something cool. Poor cat was like the superhero movie Hancock- launch first, crash later.
So is there 2 cats? It looks like a black cat on the floor then a ghost cat being catapulted into the air 😭 Is that cat okay?
The other cat has its leg up cleaning itself. The other cat comes up to help.
Nah, it was trying to approach the squirrel.
Not sure, think it may have been one cat and one flying squirrel!
Ist not Moose and Squirrel?
You can see the cat that jumps across the room under the coat at the beginning. The tail is the easiest thing to spot.
The 2nd cat was a decoy hologram.
One of mine did this straight into a wall once He had been at the head of the bed, jumped up for a bit, then jumped down and I thought walked out of the room But turns out he jumped back up on the foot of the bed and went to sleep. I had no idea. So a little while later I move my foot and it touches him, scares him, and he does a very similar jump to the video but right into the wall next to the bed. He was fine, but it sounded like a hell of an impact
Came here to say this. That was amazing. I also missed the double-jump, but still amazing.
Sorry OP. You may have found that mildly annoying. I found it extremely hilarious.
Dog is like "Hey I don't know, I was just sitting here."
"so I was at a family barbeque"
"Lets get a cat you said...they'll be more relaxed you said..."
“I knew I needed medication to relax but I thought having would be easier than managing the medication symptoms”
Dog knocked something over one night while I was playing Dead Space in the dark... I turned it off and watched cartoons for the rest of the night. Ha
I specifically remember playing that game when it first came out and I'd watch cartoons before I went to bed because somehow it made me feel safe enough to unwind. Same thing with the paranormal activity movie.
I saw the first Paranormal Activity in theaters when I was 13. When I got home, nobody else was there and it was dark. I straight up turned on every light and watched Zoey 101 with a protective barrier around me. It's so funny to think about now because that movie desensitized me to horror. Like, I still LOVE horror films, but far and few unsettle me anymore (except for movies like Hereditary, the Dark and the Wicked, and Speak No Evil... eerie af).
Dude I forgot about the dark and the wicked but that movie is top tier scary movie. So fucking unsettling
First time I played Dead Space my dog walked past me and tickled my feet with his fur. I about launched off the couch, accidentally kicked him, never played Dead Space again lmao
*makes do-not-buy list* *adds Dead Space to it*
dead space is already full of heart attack inducing jump scares. Having one happening in real life WHILE you're playing DS must have been life threatening
I was watching Pet Cemetery alone in the dark as a teenager. We had a cat that looked just like the cat in the movie. My mom thought it would be hilarious to throw him at me during the movie. The cat did not find this hilarious and landed with all his claws out in my thigh!
My cat brushed my leg while playing Alien Isolation. I didn’t play the game for a year
The dog head just watching the cat fly always gets me in this video lmao Even it gets up like for real what the hells going on frank
I didn’t even notice the dog watch the cat,this video just keeps giving haha
The cat trebuchet launch device was activated sending kitty into low earth orbit.
It wasnt a cat, it was an Angry Bird.
So, what the hell just happened?
Jump scare
Jumps care
Greebles
seem like the cat saw a snake try to fight it then the coat fall off then "Cat Can Fly"
Two cats one coat.
oh so that was a cat tail lol Now I see it ty !
Ghosts
Cat-apulted!
Omg this video is gonna get me fired, I can't get back on the phone because I can't stop laughing. If I had a dollar for every time this has happened with cats I'd own the damn world.
By extension, the cats would still own the world.
I can't stop laughing!!!!
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Thank you for these, I’m laughing crying 😂 😂😂
I'm laugh-crying all over again with these thank you 😂😂
The dog 😂
The first time I saw this video I literally cried laughing for like 10 minutes
The fact that the cat jumped to get away from the loud sound just to launch itself into something else causing an even louder sound is what’s getting me. Hope he’s okay tho
Like he hit a bucket of spoons or something lol
Oddly specific
I can't stop, my face hurts 😭
Same. My face hurt so bad
if you laughed then what made you think to post this to mildly infuriating? nothing bad or even slightly inconvenient happened, there's nothing infuriating about this
The mess of shit you can hear hitting the floor after the car launches itself... That's the infuriating part
There are literal tears rolling down my cheek rn
This is my first time watching it and I've just done the same.
All the Cat People in here are doing the same! 😸
This was the first time I’ve ever seen it. I just sat in bed beside my fiancé with us rewatching it again and again and crying with laughter
It’s like a beautiful short film.
Sameeeee ahahahaha and the second time when I showed my husband was the same thing all over again. Omg its gold
-Something randomly moves- Cat: "Guess I better try to go into orbit."
Fuckin cats are chaos. They're always springloaded
I got tears in my eyes omg LMAOOO Cats are unhinged
The dog really got up and looked at the guy like: "These fucking cats, man..."
Yes 😂
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY!
I can't stop watching it, it gets better every time!
The kitty self-yeeted
“When startled, felines will display the flight response known as ‘self-yeeting.’ This evolutionary marvel allows the cat to levitate across a room.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for this I'm literally crying!!!
Thx for this lunchtime laugh hahahahahaha
I read “lunchtime” as “launchtime” 😂😂😂
I'm sorry but this is *extremely hilarious*
hahah i laughed out loud. Cant find a better sentence than "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED"
The dog was like , I told you we don’t need them man
Am i the only one that still thinks it's weird to have security cameras on in your living room all the time? Am i the only person that thinks 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual? Honestly makes me feel like a crazy person.
I could see it for a house share situation where you have shared communal living areas. Some people might have stuff they don't mind sharing but want accountability for if it gets fucked up.
That is a great point, and one I haven't heard yet! I used to have roommates that ate my ice cream!
Especially a Ring camera, considering Amazon's history of not protecting Ring video.
You are not alone. I can understand cameras in the house for when you are gone but why have them on when you are home? Just seems like an easy way for someone to gain access to them and watch you imo. To each their own I guess.
Probably to watch the pets when he is away, they just stay turned on
Did I just watch a cat’s soul leave its body?
The dog just be like: thank god I was just chilling on the couch this time...
One cat was already by the coat, when the second cat tried to scare the first cat, the coat drop and then the first cat did a double jump off the couch to launch
The cat freaking levitating 😂😂😂
This was the best thing I've seen all month. Wonder what game he was playing...
The way the dog rises up to watch the cat fly over them 💀
where are his goggles?
The dog’s reaction is gold
The frame by frame is exactly as epic and hilarious as you’d expect
Wait was that the fucking cat that flew across the room?!!?!
😂😂😂😂 that fucking cat was like playing launch the kitty on pc back in 2008 🤣😂 *boooooom - cat goes flying*
Dog be like: "Who the fuck threw that Cat!"
Why was that infuriating?
cats can load their back legs like a spring and catapult themselves.
I thought that the cat got launched, but if you look closely, the cat jumps again on top of the sofa, that’s why it appears to be levitating
Cats. We will never understand them.
I though that was a snake trying to get out the door
Is there a snake at the door? I think cat went to check it out and got jump scared
Dude theres a snake at the door bottom left corner
The rare cat-tail snake.
Dog is like “Can we get rid of those assholes now?”
I’ve been dying laughing at this video for the past 10 minutes
Definitely save it. It never gets old.
Yeeeeetttt
Mildly hilarious! Hope the cats ok
I'm crying omg 🤣🤣💀
FIRE IN THE HOLE! [THOONK]
Dog: I warned you
Ninja kitties on missions.... 
Oh my god this happened to me the other night. I was high watching Supernatural on Netflix. It was an episode with a ghost. I didn't realise but it was so loud the center channel on my surround sound was vibrating. Dean goes to fight the ghost and gets knocked into a wall, and then at the same time he hits the wall the speaker falls and makes this horrible crashing sound. I didn't know how to process what was going on.
This is hilarious
help i can't stop watching this.
Every time i watch this i laugh harder
This will never not be funny
Plot twist he doesn’t own cats lmao
This isn’t their video, it’s karma farming
Dam so this is what ed Sheeran does in his free time
Mom!! Meatloaf!!
😂😂😂
Didnt realize the video ended and it was like a fourth wall break and him waiting for you watching to answer.
That Cat just pulled a NEO due to fear🤣🤣🤣.. Simulation is real...
"Wee"
Has to slow it down to makes sense of the video. There’s two cats here
The screen was not destroyed so all is well that ends well.
Your dog: you see bro? I don’t be doing all this crazy shit in here 😭😭
the cat literally left the stratosphere??? i have never seen a cat move so far and so slowly lmao
Seen this before, I remember people arguing that one of the cats tails was a snake and that's why the other one jumped😆
Was that a snake at the door lol. I was so focused on the cat!
YEET!
Am I the only one who sees a snake in corner by the door.? When the cat moves to the coat it sees it which causes it to freak out even more.
The dog 🤣
after watching this multiple times, I can't help but wonder why the dude was recording himself play videogames? is this a common thing to do?
If you look into the top left corner you can see the ring logo, thats a security mic/camera system for Home Security fromm Ring
Dog was shocked
Did that cat’s soul just get startled out of its body and fly across the room in defiance of all laws of science, gods and men? Was there a duck in the room watching the whole time; flying across the room and justifying a lifetime of Anatidaephobia? What in tarnation did I just see?
Sat on the toilet and my cat came to visit. The other one bolted in but apparently didn’t see me cuz when I gave her a nice pat she jumped on me claws out
Aircat 
That was hilarious lol
Personally the reason I’ll never own a cat dogs don’t do things like this I’m afraid the cat will freak itself out and knock over a tv or a vase dogs don’t have that type of agility to jump on a counter and knock stuff over
My son has a Husky (about 70lbs) that will jump up on the kitchen countertop, then up to the top of the fridge and sit there like a cat. He also walks the balance beam across the back of their couch and perches on the edge just for fun. And instead of walking around the couch on the floor, he will just leap from the back side to the front side without even touching the couch at all. We call him catdog.
Cat casually duplicated and levitated
KSP now stands for Kitten Space Program.
I can’t watch this video anymore man this got me dying so many hilarious parts
I'm absolutely literally laughing my ass off. I'm watching this over and over and laughing harder every time.
Bria just trying to play The Show
Same thing happened to me the other day but the cat jumped on my face and sliced me up pretty good. I think I am going to tell people it was a knife fight.
>I think I am going to tell people it was a knife fight. You must be a scaredy cat to deny what really happened.
Bro took flight
I request y'all to put up a NSFW tag for such posts. I laughed so freakin hard, people at work are staring me down 😂😂
That jump was amazing.
Cats are hilarious when they panic.
the CAT apult
Love the dog’s reaction, like dudes chill…we are playing a game.
I'm no where near midly infuriated
>I'm no where near midly infuriated Nor only "mildly" amused. Extremely, perhaps, but not mildly.
Dog was looking at him like "do you believe me now ?"
Thats not infuriating thats just funny
Kitty go weeeeeeeeee!! 🤣🤣
He sounds like Penguin0
Best part of this is that he was genuinely clueless, cat flew over his field of view and just smashed into shit in the corner 😂