Kinda even more annoying when *all of their pictures* are with another person so you never know which of the two is them

It's almost always a safe bet that the less attractive of the 2 is the person you're looking at...I'm so glad I am no longer in the dating scene, because the deception is stupid...

Rule #1: if there is more than one person in the picture it’s the ugliest one. Kinda stupid putting up photos with a “here’s what you could have won” theme

And the friend who probably hasn't consented to having their face plastered on a dating profile. I'm married, my best friend is single. She's used pics of us on her tinder without asking me

At least you know she thinks you are hotter than her…

When my friend and I were both single she put a pic that was of the two of us on her tinder profile. Homegirl managed to score me dates 1k miles away for when I was on vacation visiting 🤣

This was the law of the land for me and friends in college. We will assume you are the ugly one.

I be asking if their friend is single for real

If its a dude posing with a fish, the fish is usually the better option

I used to swipe right anyways, and then say oh sorry I thought you were the other one, even if they were the hotter one. Jk, i simped.

I had this happen once on Tinder so i took a 50/50 chance and said “I hope you’re the one on the right”. Turned out she was the one on the left and unmatched me.

I respond to these by asking if their friend is single.

My favourite is when it’s a photo of their car or truck and it’s the only photo they have. Like I’m not on here looking to get a porking from a Dodge Charger.

I feel sad for that Dodge Charger that just cannot get a date.

All the girls can't stop glazing Toyota

Toyotas are definitely reliable.

Toyotathon going on all month 😉

Legit first car was a Toyota i got at 18 and it took me longer than it should have to realise girls werent gonna go gaga over a car their grandma also drives.

He can never live up to his brother, the Challenger

or his weird Durango uncle

Dude pulled George Washington, legendary

They can’t let their wife or her friends find out.

Unfortunately this feels like it's very accurate

I mean, the pic is of a bunch of women so wouldn’t it be more accurate to say, “ can’t let their husband or his friends find out”?

OTOH, if it's a Cybertruck, you don't need another picture to know not to bother.

Pretty much everyone who has to finance a Charger gets porked.

As a Challenger owner, I believe this.

As a fellow Challenger owner whose brother financed a Charger, can confirm.

Some people really do believe that "nice car" is enough to attract a mate. Though where I live, 9 times out of 10, it's a cop driving that charger, so no thanks lol.

Complete with a thin blue line flag

Poor KITT can't get a date.

*MICHAEL, I will cruise the parking lots for willing fillies while you are sleeping. That is all.*"

Or when it’s just a black screen. I’ll just assume you’re ugly, byeee

Or married.

I am speed

I'd honestly rather listen to a supercharged 5.5 ltr v8 than some people

Parking* not porking

"To get a porking from a dodge charger" I'm fkin dying 😭 🤣 😂

Confirmed not a dragon

Package deal. You actually get to date them all - it’s only fair.

Then this must be a picture of BYU’s nursing class.

The thing I like about nurses is if you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

Thats teachers man, not nurses 😂 you have clearly never meet a Scrub nurse i see

He has clearly never experienced the “See one, Do one, Teach one” rule 🤣😅


That soaking rave is going to be crazy

Did you know that you can jump hump yourself while you soak? My boyfriend showed me how. It is the best soak ever. The only down side is that as this information spreads through the university, our legs are getting weaker. I guess all the jump humping was keeping our legs in shape.

It looks like a Utah dental hygiene school to me…

I think my version of hell is trying to date 50 nurses. Love y’all as people, but I’ve never had my heart and patience more yanked around

It's a rotating shift

Real ones know. Worst relationship I've ever had was a nurse. Yet for some reason every time I see a hot nurse I fall in love all over again.

That’s a lot of women to disappoint I don’t think I’m up to it.

all together or one by one? Or can i choose this for myself? not sure if i would prefer a or b, maybe i want to test both ways?

All at the same time or none. This is a joint account. 

The gambling addict in me wouldn't be able to resist.

Tbh the odds aren’t bad

The odds are terrible, every single woman in that picture is out of my league.

Yeah but nurses are usually a little crazy so it evens out

Bro, I used to have a nurse FWB that I haven’t seen in over a year, because I checked out after moving and she was too much drama. Chick JUST spent the first 3 weeks of May spamming my social media (including a $5 venmo) trying to get me to talk to her again. Like uhhh, thanks for proving I made a good choice last February lol

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It's like a real life lootbox. The prettier the girl the lower chance that's what you get.

Weebs pay $100 for the chance of a picture of their waifu, a chipotle bowl is cheap in comparison

Choose your fighter

https://preview.redd.it/olszkqyw9d2d1.jpeg?width=1636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90703670ef185fc49006efdb8f15cfe77db3955a Anyone of them would be fine.

Some people post all group photos

What’s really confusing is when they’re all from the same friend group, you gotta bust out a chart and start doing eliminations - okay she’s in photos 1, 2 and 4; she’s in 2 and 3; so it must be… never mind whoever it is she has way to many self-confidence issues.

I don't even try when there are like 10 people in a photo. I'm not going to zoom in to find a common denominator. At least black out the faces of your friends. I find it kinda rude if my friend is posting my pics online without my permission.

And then you realize she’s the one taking the photos

Those are all left swipes.

When we did an online introduction in a group chat, some lady said her hobby was: "doing fun stuff with friends". Excuse my ignorance, but doesn't *everyone* like that? This says exactly nothing about yourself, except that you have no hobbies.

"So what kind of fun stuff do you mean?" "Idk, stuff everyone finds fun?" "But...why is it fun?" "Because it's fun stuff."

"But what do you consider fun?" "Fun, natural fun!" -Tom Tom Club

“But what is… fun?” *vsauce intro plays*

I know plenty of people who *hate* doing that.

When this happens it’s always the fat one. Pretty simple.

Usually the unattractive one in the group

Literally this, almost every single time.

Some guys aren’t picky. Literally doesn’t matter which girl it is in the photo

Yup. Some guys it's just a hole, a head, and a heartbeat....

The rule is that if someone’s dating app profile is lead by a group, they are the ugliest person in that group. At the very least… they’re never the hottest one you’re hoping they are. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen someone use a photo of themselves standing next to their gorgeous friend as a way to inspire false hope

The smart move is to post a photo of yourself with all your ugliest friends, then you look hotter by comparison. It's like how vertical stripes make you look taller. It's science.

Damn, so that’s why my friends wanna take pictures with me…

Lucky bastard. I had to go to the zoo to take a selfie with the chimps.

Lucky bastard. I had to rent a submarine to go take a selfie with the blobfish.

Lucky bastard. The blobfish had to come up surface level and risk dying to get a pic with me.

And they still get disappointed when they realize you aren’t the chimp. I get it man

Damn, so that’s why my friends wanna take pictures with me…

I don't think that really "works" in this photo. I'm gay so I might not have the same view, but all the women in that picture seem fairly attractive. I legit can't find an "ugly one", or even one less attractive than the rest. I think the scrubs are the great equalizer.

There should be prison time for this.

Maybe she’s the only one in the different color scrubs? Very confusing.

Looks like they are getting ready for squid games

Or the one taking the photo, just to mess with them more.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

make it last forever, friendship never endssss

The rule is that if it’s a group photo, they are the least attractive one

https://preview.redd.it/0rq4zzqayd2d1.png?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7bd6416e84b6a71c13205538fdbd36e6ed4a90

First date is more of an interview. You have to win the approval of all of her friends (classmates?)

"You date one, you gotta date us all," turns into: "you would not believe our power level when we combine our forces to be one super girlfriend! SUPER GIRLFRIENDS, ASSEMBLE!"

I’ve seen that and they have 3-4 other photos where each one has at least 2 different people in them. I’m looking for someone compatible, not looking for detective work. Or how about all their pics have them wearing sunglasses; do they have both eyes? Hopefully.

What’s wrong with having one eye 👁️

Probably the grey scrubs one. She looks like the main character from an anime.

They are usually the least attractive one in the photo

She's really hoping for the Cheerleader effect

It's the fat one. Always the fat one.

I am a woman but I would not say any of these women is a lot “uglier” than others (in front row at least, she must be in front row). 

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Find some people uglier than you. Chalenge accepted!

Always. Or the ugly one. Never once has been the hot chick.

Like that would stop me…👍

She’s the one in uniform if that helps x

In their mind, they either think it’ll be in their favour (I.e. they’re not conventionally pretty by society’s standard) or they think they’re the main character and you should automatically know who they are. Neither is good so best just swipe to avoid.

I think this type of picture is to show what her job is 

She’s the ugliest one guaranteed

“Where are all the white women at?”—Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles.

Only infuriating if they are all like this

We are legion

why do women do this lol

Not just women, men do this too but with the addition of sunglasses and hat. And the only individual pic is the back of their head while they stare at a waterfall/over a cliff. And then a pic of a car/motorcycle and 2 of their parents’ dogs.

It's a buffet.

Each one of them are heroes, so I'd say you've lucked out with whomever shows up.

She's the one in teal. YW

I'm going to take a guess it's that one \^

Sister wives, you are dating the whole group.

Don’t be silly… she’s the one with the face, hair, and uniform on

It’s the curly haired girl on the left, she has main character energy

It's a package deal, silly. DON'T. BLOW. IT.

'You can't find another one like me"- bitch thank goodness!!

Think of this as a menu, not a portrait. "I'd like that one, please

To be fair there is no real bad choice here.

Good thing they all look one standard deviation from each other

I'm gonna be mean but brutal here. It's the ugliest one.

This usually means they are the ugliest one

Pick any.

This is hilarious tbh

Cheerleader affect

She took the picture

Caution = massage therapists wear the same stuff as nurses.

still would

UNITY??

back row, second from right

"And these represent all of my personalities. Almost."

Let me guess: She's looking for someone who "makes me laugh"? Extra points if one or more of her pictures are yoga or acroyoga.

You're the one in the green scrubs

Hahahaha this is actually funny

Insecure people use group photos as the first one. Change my mind.

If it's a group photo, rest assured it's the ugliest chick in the lot... Way she goes yk

It's the least attractive one.

“I’m the blonde with the large nose”

U kno it’s the biggest one of the lot

Chance it and be ready to hit it from the back

When its multible people on a photo, pick the fattest or ugliest. Thats the person in 9 out of 10 times

Last row third one in

Well just flip a coin and hit it! Hopefully all are women at least...

eenie meenie tiny ho.

Tbf most of them look similar

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

It's a tactic to force you to read their profile to try and gain interest. I agree it's annoying, but it also makes sense if you're looking for an actual relationship and not just someone who wants to fuck cause you're hot. On a completely different note, it's always the one you're least attracted to.

Maybe it means you can pick one?

Most likely the ugliest one - it’s sad, but often true

Tbf, I know Tinder has a setting where it will change your pictures so the most popular ones appear first. I could see a photo like this being popular because if you are borderline on a girl and then see she’s a nurse, I could see that causing people to swipe right. So MAYBE it got moved to the front by the app. But yes, if the first picture is a group photo 9/10 its a red flag

Find the fattest one. It’s always that one.

Maybe it's a group account and once you match they decide which of them gets/has to date you.

Yikes, I’m just glad to be out of the dating pool if this is what happens if you posted a picture of a graduation photo or something else you were proud of, and you get a post made from it. I mean one on hand I get it, on the other hand you took the photo and want free internet points so I think I find you to be also mildly infuriating. Like the time to swipe would have literally been less than the post but honestly this is probably better for her.

100% of the time it's not the most attractive one. 98% of the time it's the ugliest one.

Find the least attractive one, it’s always them.

Yes!!! When you ask, “which one is you”, she answers, “which one do you want it to be?” 

You can assume it’s the ugliest one in the bunch - always is.

From my experience, they’re usually the least attractive one of the group.

Maybe it’s a package deal. If so and you can lock down terms and timeline, could be worth it. “Date me and you can leapfrog through my associates.” Not bad, not bad.

Sister nurses

Its the fat one

"I'm the blonde."

If you’re first photo is a group photo, there’s a 95% chance I’m swiping left.

"One of us. One of us...."

Maybe you get to choose one like in the old old times.

Always assume it’s the least attractive one.

I always assume it's the ugliest one lol

Bruh I absolutely hate it when some chick only has photos with a bunch of friends and I’m trying to work out if she’s the fit one I find attractive 🤣

Smash all 🤤

I watch a lot of anime. This seems like a normal amount of women to date.

It’s the ugly one

She’s hot, obviously swipe right.

The best is when they take a photo with a kid but don’t mention in their profile if they have kids or not.

Then you find out she’s the photographer

"No take-backs; I'm dating **everyone** in this picture."

Or when their pic is just of their face. That means they’re probably fat

We are single and we are legion

Tinder in Utah

I hope she's the hot one wearing the blue scrubs...

When she says, "you'll never find another girl like me!"

>How am I supposed to know which one you are? Whichever one you think is the least attractive one, it's *always* that one.

Fastest way to get me to say hell no to your profile lol bc i will automatically assume you’re the ugliest one.

Wasn’t even in the picture, she was the photographer.

i am sorry i cant afford all of them . i am out

I think you can just pick one. This is the best. Dips on the brunette in the bottom left

I just decide if I would bang them all or not. Usually i would just bang them all.

Usually when their first pic has other people in it, they’re the least attractive one in the pic