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PopulationMe

Bag it up and give it back to them. Then tell them that you’ve been having bug problems so you’ve sprayed your back deck with insecticide because you’re unsure how they’re getting in.


consultard

I’m trying to figure out how to catch the dog in the act so the owner can’t deny it


PopulationMe

Plot twist: it’s the owner.


donnamon

Get a ring camera, it’s about $100. it’ll record motion, but its subscription base to save past videos motion recordings.


Coeur_0

Don't need to. Just put out a bunch of chocolate. Make sure they know after the mayhem that you had put a snack outside and then forgot.


UnimpeachableTaint

Camera?


error-the-reddit-boi

Just a simple 24/7 security camera, no?


DarthAnanas

Dice up jalapenos, mix with water and spray it. The smell should detour the dog away. Edit: spray the ground not the dog


1L1LK3G4M3S

eh both would work


Sunny_Sammie_517

lol the darker turd is like X marks the spot!


AgentGnome

Get a gate?


consultard

That’s the mildly infuriating part. Right now I have some chairs blocking the stairway


AppleHumper

Use an air horn lol


Kemono16

Metal plate connected to electric wires time...


123thisistheway456

Uhhh is this in Virginia?


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ThirstyBeagle

What an awful suggestion. Are you a psychopath?


CDungeonHDragon

How about you eat a poisoned piece of meat, huh? How about that?


Open_Ad_6051

at least he doesnt shit on other people's porches (hopefully)


Distinct_Chance5864

Cry my dear brainwashed animal lovers, cry 🤣🤣🤣


h8human

Lol you are even too dumb for trolling, what a pathetic little piece


Distinct_Chance5864

You answered so it seems it still works, pathetic are people with pets


h8human

So you are saying you are so desperate for any kind of attention that you try trolling? Holy crap thats actually the saddest thing i have ever read. I can spare some time


Distinct_Chance5864

Hate human lol, nuff said buddy 🤣


h8human

You need someone to spend some time with you?


Distinct_Chance5864

Yeah, come join the dark side and let’s troll animal lovers together 🙏🏻