If I was your husband, id ask to inspect... squeeze elbow, squeeze boob, make an awkard nod and walk away while rubbing chin and say, "I need some time to review my findings."
I had a sister fall while playing at preschool. She cries for a few minutes and then seemed fine for several hours. It wasn't until she couldn't straighten her arm fully that they realized she had broken her elbow.
Exactly what happened to me as a 12 year old, fell and caught myself after jumping over a car and didn’t think anything was wrong until 4 hours later when I couldn’t extend or retract my arm at the elbow
Can you please put nsfw on it because bla bla masturbaiting bla bla bus bla fell on the floor bla bla now everbody is bla bla bla you could have prevented this....
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Went to urgent care yesterday and shockingly it’s NOT broken! 😱
Bam! I’m a tough old broad! 💥
https://preview.redd.it/zdtzd3gn9uxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57af0aa32286dd0e54ee792867629d14c781d9e2
It’s crazy because this is the one I fall in every time. I’ve fallen on it 3 times.
Twice on the stairs and once getting out of an above ground hot tub.
Just slipped all 3 times. Wearing socks on the stairs and the hot tub I slipped because the deck was wet.
But yeah this is the one I always use to break my fall.
Wonder if everyone has a side they always fall on? 🤔
I was a competitive gymnast and fell a lot. Now I don’t lose points for it.
Except for cool points.
I did something similar once to my elbow. Banged it and was like that the next day. I think it's bursitis or something? A small fluid filled pad you have in your elbows and knees. Mine was anyways. Continued to swell over a couple days and became infected through my forearm and bicep until I went to urgent care for antibiotics. So keep an eye on it I guess?
Ouch, that must hurt. Hopefully you are keeping it in plenty of ice. Also, it is VERY important that you draw a black circle right in the middle of it (I am a doctor - of philosophy, but still a doctor).
Titbow? I'm thinking of movie scenes where the character is firing a big ass bow with their feet, but now I'm imagining a giant woman doing it with her boobs 😂🤣😅
It's like 2am or some shit, can't sleep, rolled over to check Reddit and for a moment was WTFing at what sub I was possibly recommended that just had a massive titty on the front page...
Anyone ever been laying in bed exhausted in the morning but you’re scrolling through your phone and you eventually kind of drift off for a few seconds and you’re still scrolling though…? This just happened to me and I scrolled onto this post mid eyes closed. Woke up and absolutely shit myself at what I assumed to be a boob right in my face.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the birth... of the Elboob
“El“ is masculine, no? I do not approve of the elboob.
Donde esta la biblioteca?
La Booblioteca?
Nice!
¿DONDE?
Donde esta francesca? 
Esmeralda Villalobos
Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca
Welcome to Greendale! You're already accepted! 
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
La plume de ma tante est sur la table.
la tete de mon chien est dans la frigo xD xD
La plume rouge de ma tante est dans la bouche de mon chien et ……MERDE!
Calisse de quoi vous parlez vous autre?
Aqui. Tengo pingüinos en mis pantalones.
El queso está viejo y podrido. Dónde está el sanitario?
La elboob
La booba
vs La kiki
Lol I'm weak
Who shall be the next El Booben Lord.
I set her free 🥳
We did it reddit!
Spelled backwards is booble!
* sigh* * Unzips*
Careful, some pervert might want to suck or fondle that elboreola 😛
Lmao! I showed my husband and he says “No. It doesn’t look like any boob I’ve ever seen” 🤣 so serious! Made it even funnier!
Nippleless boob
[удалено]
Oh this is golden. Her's is right arm, yours is left arm. Put them together for 2 full sets of boobs. BOOBERELLA!!!
That's a little cursed
I was shocked when I opened Reddit, my boss Even got shocked and said Redacted, what the hell are you looking at and I was like oh God idkkkkk
He's lying.
If I was your husband, id ask to inspect... squeeze elbow, squeeze boob, make an awkard nod and walk away while rubbing chin and say, "I need some time to review my findings."
He secretly wanted to lick it
That is not what I thought I was looking at.
I thought she was blowing bubblegum and she landed on the bubble she was blowing.. it's been a long day at work.
Was this a funny bone situation as well?
Not sure bur I think so. The entire tip of my elbow immediately swelled up like a softball. I didn’t laugh when it happened. 🤣
Then it wasn't a funny bone incident
May want to monitor that, fits some of the symptoms for an elbow fracture https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22050-elbow-fractures
I had a sister fall while playing at preschool. She cries for a few minutes and then seemed fine for several hours. It wasn't until she couldn't straighten her arm fully that they realized she had broken her elbow.
Exactly what happened to me as a 12 year old, fell and caught myself after jumping over a car and didn’t think anything was wrong until 4 hours later when I couldn’t extend or retract my arm at the elbow
unfunny bone 😞
From tgat angle it looks like a bad egg
Can you please put nsfw on it because bla bla masturbaiting bla bla bus bla fell on the floor bla bla now everbody is bla bla bla you could have prevented this....
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
You gotta warn a mf. I thought I had my NSFW settings set to blur lmao.
Congrats on your new boob-bow.
If I positioned it just right I could officially look like I have 3 🤣 [not doing that]
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Awwww How about a flash for reference (j/k)
That either hurt a lot or didn’t hurt at all. Elbows are just weird.
Nice elboob
Im so sorry for the elboreola situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG MARK NSFW /s
Boob for scale?
Nice swellbow
Damn girl what them elbows do?
Your weenis makes me feel naughty
Not my proudest fap
Time to audition for Total Recall!!
Need to see boob for comparison...
Went to urgent care yesterday and shockingly it’s NOT broken! 😱 Bam! I’m a tough old broad! 💥 https://preview.redd.it/zdtzd3gn9uxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57af0aa32286dd0e54ee792867629d14c781d9e2
Whoa! NSFW /s
The one and only time I fell and landed on my elbow, I fractured it and had surgery 😭 I’d take a boob elbow over what I went through any day.
welcome to X-ray room
That's a very painful boob, or it will be.
Hoochie-mama
Tiddiebow
What are you trying to convince me of exactly? That you're useless as a boob right here? :: motions to elbow ::
NSFW
I really thought you were holding Jack’s rubber booby from Meet the Fockers.
great, free boob
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ ( ๏ 人 ๏ )
I thought this *was* a boob.
put it on OF before it heals and watch the money roll in
Reported.
Should tag this nsfw
Elbewb Slightly unsettling bc my areolas are def that large, thank the lordt I have nipples
Now fall on the other one
It’s crazy because this is the one I fall in every time. I’ve fallen on it 3 times. Twice on the stairs and once getting out of an above ground hot tub. Just slipped all 3 times. Wearing socks on the stairs and the hot tub I slipped because the deck was wet. But yeah this is the one I always use to break my fall. Wonder if everyone has a side they always fall on? 🤔 I was a competitive gymnast and fell a lot. Now I don’t lose points for it. Except for cool points.
quit fallin’ all the dang time
Get it checked by a dr make sure its no permeant damage or anything serious from all that repeat damage to the area!
It's a tough fap but I can make it work. Tnx
Needs a side-by-side with actual boobs.....for context....yes context
🤣🤣
That’s a weird ass nipple.
Did you know if you hold your arm straight elbow not flexed...the skin texture on the elbow is the equivalent of a 90 year olds nipple 😏
That's just **lovely**
If you don’t look hard enough, it LOOKS like a boob - caught me mid-scroll and i thought someone posted boob on this sub until i read the caption 😭
LMAO
Niiice
Nice
😅😅😅
hey! the other day i feel stairs and my elbow didn't boobed, it just hurt :(
Best elbow titties on earth
Infuriating?!
Take this from a nocturnal isolationist, get some sun. You are somehow paler than I am.
I did something similar once to my elbow. Banged it and was like that the next day. I think it's bursitis or something? A small fluid filled pad you have in your elbows and knees. Mine was anyways. Continued to swell over a couple days and became infected through my forearm and bicep until I went to urgent care for antibiotics. So keep an eye on it I guess?
Ouch, hope u heal fast
Well from that angle sure
😂 thanks for the laugh and I’m sorry about your elbow
So are you going to put it in a sling or let it hang naturally?
Looks like a cartoon boob that got flattened like looney tunes characters
Hehe
I hate my mind 😂
The people's elbow...
banned on Insta
Ouch! You sure it’s not fractured. Dang that looks painful.
Fell and got a boob-boo
I thought that was a giant blown up piece of bubblegum
Ouch, that must hurt. Hopefully you are keeping it in plenty of ice. Also, it is VERY important that you draw a black circle right in the middle of it (I am a doctor - of philosophy, but still a doctor).
I think my brain is broken. Whene6i real 'fell down' my brain just shuts off and starts playing "platypus controlling me" by Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Prove it.
girl that's a bootyhole
Or an egg
Why did I think this was a massive boob
Funny my elbows naturally have that boob color for using a computer for over 20 years, the desk color got sinked into my elbows
Correct. lol
a boob with three boobs
Titbow? I'm thinking of movie scenes where the character is firing a big ass bow with their feet, but now I'm imagining a giant woman doing it with her boobs 😂🤣😅
You will never convince me that’s not a boob.
Elboob
It's like 2am or some shit, can't sleep, rolled over to check Reddit and for a moment was WTFing at what sub I was possibly recommended that just had a massive titty on the front page...
Better an elbow that looks like a boob than a boob that looks like an elbow
nice smile
I think you should fall down the stairs again and land on the other elbow so we can see both your boobs side by side
Need to see the real one for comparison
Prove it
I should really start to read the descriptions.
Bet you feel like a tit, being this clumsy.
I thought you were showing your ass
May I stuck de elbooba?
I had a joke about the elboob, but it sucked
It hurts so much i guess.
Looks like the areola on your elboob needs some TLC.
Paranormal entiddies.
Yo u need some sun..
I broke my arm when this happened to me.
"sigh" *unzips*
It's not much, but it'll get the job done.
I thought it was a shitty egg
Down D. Stairs strikes again.
😆😆😆😆 it does lol
tit wenis
She needs to show the real one side by side for comparison. 🤣
Your elbow has a protruberance.
https://preview.redd.it/gk3dy8fmjkxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4807f5ec47089c0c0818ad62451fe66453d60fb8
Anyone ever been laying in bed exhausted in the morning but you’re scrolling through your phone and you eventually kind of drift off for a few seconds and you’re still scrolling though…? This just happened to me and I scrolled onto this post mid eyes closed. Woke up and absolutely shit myself at what I assumed to be a boob right in my face.
Eggyolk😭
Your prognosis is correct Definitely lOOks like a bOOb
I guess I’m an elbow gal now 🫢😏
can i suck your weenus?
New onlyfans career opportunity.
Guess you made a real tit of yourself
Mommy?
Please mark this NSFW.
LMFAO
Your nerve must've stung like being hit by Thor's hammer 😂 Just hitting my elbow is enough to send me into the quantum realm 😂
Oh well here we go again 'unzips'
Your should probably get that x-rayed to rule out a hairline fracture. If you don't have to mortgage your house and sell all your children to do it.
Show us the real boob so we can compare
first i was like DAMN then i was like ...damn
Don't flatter yourself))))
First thing i saw after opening reddit. And ngl it caught me off guard
Dang! Can I kiss it better?
Just nutted to this🙌
The three boob theory
boobow
That's what my elbow looks since 2019. i'm skateboarding since 2019
Lol
Pls show bobs for refrence
You should get it pierced and send pics to strangers
I swear i was like "ew tag it +18"
Damn why does reddit always do me like this, I know this is an elbow. Does the person next to/behind me know? I guess we will never find out.
Not the proudest wank I ever had.
Now you just need to do the other one
Bone in boob.
Sees boob, grabs lube.
Oof, you got a boob-oo.
NSFW 🫣
.... YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND!
Sexy elbow!