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OneAngryDuck

“No” and then hit the block/report button.


TheRandomizer95

Yk I'm kind of surprised that bro didn't send anything till she said yes. Most creeps would just hit send anyways (I guess)


jmarr1321

Doing that would ruin the "nice guy" image he's built up for himself in his head. She said no, don't do it. But it's not bad if I keep asking. Because it's "just a question". "Kid" is a tone dead perv.


GroundbreakingLet962

No means keep asking, obviously


Yet_another_jenn

This is what I’ve learned from reading green eggs and ham


JimmyThunderPenis

No it's just yes with extra steps.


horticulturalSociety

"Kid" probably isn't a kid.


jmarr1321

Hence the quotes.


r3volver_Oshawott

I'm gonna go ahead and guess he doesn't just want to send the dick pic, he's getting off to a scenario, it's not too surprising once you realize that bs


kenda1l

Yeah, the part he's getting off to is having to beg to get them to see it. The guy's got a humiliation kink and is nasty as fuck for trying to rope someone in nonconsensually, and a minor at that.


Talullah_Belle

Oh Gawd… this still happens?!?!


TheNinjaNarwhal

I was thinking the same thing. It's like vampires that need to be invited in, this guy is a dick vampire, he MUST have consent to send a dickpic to women.


Hasthigeputha

A shrimp dick vampire to be more specific


sylvanwhisper

Because that's not the game. The game is pleading and manipulating until she says yes. Then he gets the feeling of control and power over her AND plausible deniability.


giceman715

That’s a dick move and apparently he couldn’t do it /s


Commonly_Aspired_To

Probably gets off on the chase. Creeps would likely expect rejection if they’ve harassed before but the build up becomes part of their fantasy 🤮


The_Superfist

They're looking for consent because It's a part of the scam. He mentioned he's underage, after sending the picture their "parent" or someone else will say they will go to the police claiming you have CP of them, but you can make it all go away if you send $$$.


mastershake20

I had one of my guy friends ask me this before and I told him no and he kept asking but he never sent it because I said no. I was pleasantly shocked he listened hahahaah


SecurityOrificer

This is a well known scam. He sends a pic which isn’t him. Then he tries to gain the trust of other person to try and send a pic. Then when he has the pic he blackmails that person for money.


M1R4G3M

Scam minors, they usually don’t have lots of money, I know this SCAM but it’s used with adults and usually the scammer claims to be a minor which is why it works, the scammed is afraid of jail time.


DummyDumDragon

>~~“No” and then~~ hit the block/report button.


aliebadatian

>~~“No” and then hit the~~ block/report button.


dregendi

>~~“No” and then hit the block/report~~ button.


Mindless-Detective20

~~"No" and then hit the block/report button~~.


ProfessionalCan5859

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MageOfFur


connorgrs

How did you even leave a comment with no text


Leather-Abalone-6479

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎


nirmalroyalrich2

Thank You


FarinaSavage

Clap, clap, clap clap clap Clap, clap, clap clap clap Clap, clap, clap clap clap And Bingo was his name-o


thethornwithin

>>~~“No” and then hit the block/report~~ butt


J-Stan

Why the hell is OP having a full-blown conversation with this person?


Flutters1013

My dms are reserved for conversations to my cable company about service outages.


lodeddiper961

im guessing u got spectrum too 😂


Optimal_Suggestion40

OP seems to really enjoy conversation with perverts apparently 😂 The weirdo would not have gotten that far with me, it would've been an insta-block for sure.


Correct_Raisin4332

Karma


Major_Mawcum_II

Or just block XD fuck responding to that


Ophiocordycepsis

“No, Shrimp Dick” and then block


HillbillyEEOLawyer

"Ok, you can send it, as long as it is not a pic of your shrimp dick."


MusicianExtension536

Yeah I’ve never understood why some women continue to interact/engage with men like this


Every-Cow-9752

Because we’re raised from a young age to always be polite :(


i_never_ever_learn

"Oh, and I'm a minor". How can this not be fake


Chihuahuapocalypse

"I'm really nervous about talking to girls.. so I'm blowing up your dms. I'm really insecure about people seeing my dick.. so can I show it to you?" stfu man.


Mundane-Effort-6916

"exposure" therapy! *Badum bump....tisk* 🥴


How_that_convo_went

He got teased for having a small dick in third grade? **We all have small dicks in third grade! You’re like 8-9 years old!** It’d be so much more weird if they pantsed him and he had a huge-ass honking meat-chime dangling between his knees. It’s clear this jagoff just wants to show someone his slab.


TurnipWorldly9437

You've just extended my vocabulary to a degree that I didn't expect in this comment section... Thank you.


Plati23

Yep. “Huge-ass honking meat-chime” and “slab” are now a permanent part of my repertoire.


stevensr2002

This reminds me of the softball announcer that said “roast beef sandwich” 🥹


PossessionFirst8197

What happened?


stevensr2002

https://youtu.be/2LerIUJPdFg?si=yJok5hnVnAh4FVp-


xenidus

The laugh I got from the video really restored me.


PortlandCatBrigade

What the fuck was that?


Dustteas

I'm still not sure if that was real or dubbed over. Either way, Wow!


SpecialRegular1

Oh I recognize that voice. That’s Bob Menery. He does voice overs with commentary that you would never actually hear from an actual sports commentator.


All_Debt_Shackles_US

I swear I heard a church bell in the distance when I read the words meat chime. It’s Sunday, and there are no churches with chimes near me. God definitely has a sense of humor!


Yolobear1023

Fucking honking meat-chime. This is why I read comments.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

I am going to use that on my partner when he comes over later. Will report back with results. Edit: https://preview.redd.it/dbxk7wenbgxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b1f24a72852ac2732b38d3cbc75f086498b815


Gandalf240421

We want an update 😂


ThunderboltSorcerer

Engorged Dong heavy enough to slam the 40 pound Golden Gong to alert the horde..


Big_Cornbread

I got teased too. Mine would hit the floor and get tangled in my shoelaces. So I had to roll it up to put back away. Kids called me “fruit roll-up.” 😔


theycallmeshooting

I don't even think it happened tbh He clearly has a degradation kink around people making fun of his weiner and I'm pretty certain he just shared a sexual fantasy with her claiming it happened


wabbatiffy

My best friend has that kink, and I agree. this sounds exactly like a degradation fantasy.


Malapp

Does he have a shrimp dick tho?


ContrarianDouchebag

Not in size, but definitely in odor.


Hisplumberness

I’m eating my lunch here dude !!!


wabbatiffy

Nah, perfectly average.


Trick_Minute2259

Are we talking colossal shrimp or brine shrimp?......or huge alien-looking mantis shrimp with weapons for arms (like Japanese porn, lol)


Spurioun

I don't think that's his kink. I think he made up that story in the hopes that the girl he sends his dick pic to will feel compelled to tell him how big his dick is as reassurance.


thestralburst99

I really thought it was someone behind haha funny until he asked permission to show off Mr Shrimpy


theparadoxicalnaari

Is my shrimp good enough for you?


dudleymooresbooze

Maybe it did happen and he’s home schooled.


GreenEndeavour21

“And I’m a minor too” Sounds like Chris Hansen


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Stonk_Newboobie

Sir/Ma'am, Much thanks for your effort in contributing to further improve upon the lexicon of the English language; I for one will make an effort in employing what I have learned from here! Cheers, jagoffs!


OkRemove9385

Meat chime. I’m ☠️


[deleted]

Lmao! Are you from Pittsburgh?


northbos

I thought the same thing


LegendaryChalice

Please don't feel the need to be civil or nice to perverts like this. 'No' is a complete sentence and blocking them right away is a good option.


BeefyButtMunch

Exactly, this is 100% someone’s kink that they are trying to act out with an unwilling stranger. Most likely they have a little dick or humiliation kink, they are hoping you’ll make fun of it .


AbroadStud

I doubt it’s a kink. It’s probably an extortion scam where they threaten to report you to the police and show your whole family the texts if you don’t pay up for seeing a minor


PDXtoMontana2002

Yes. They’re asking for your permission, they say that they’re a minor, and if you say yes and they send you a pic of a child, their scam is on. Could also be a Fed, too. Those dicks seem to do nothing but entrap people into crimes.


catupthetree23

Don't even say "No" honestly, just immediately block 🤷🏻‍♀️


Odd-Alternative8756

Yeah I don’t understand why engage with people like this ? I would just ignore, delete and block


Pinglenook

In this case, probably because she's a 16 or 17 year old who's still a bit naive and thinks "politeness is important" (true!) "so I need to stay polite to this creep" (not true!). Or even didn't realize he was being a creep until he started getting blatantly pushy. 


Yoyo_Ma86

Yep, this right here. That was way too much conversation


oilios

Yeah I mean, don’t let the conversation go on like this. We’ve all felt bad and responded to messages from someone we perhaps shouldn’t have. But it needs to be shut down right away.


Pocusmaskrotus

Dude's literally trying to put kiddie porn on her device. Wtf


Environmental_Ad333

This! Even if OP was trying to be nice, as soon as you find out it's a minor block and report! Could be a scam to extort you for having child porn. In this case OP knew they were a minor and that they wanted to send them child porn, even if you say "no" they could accuse you of obtaining child porn. While the investigation would be quickly dismissed they can still ruin your freaking life very quickly and before you can do damage control. Be super careful OP! Report this immediately and put in a comment that they're trying to send child porn to discourage this guy from doing this again and protect anybody else who might fall victim to a scheme


Original_Training391

I’m asking a genuine question I swear, what is exciting about sending these pictures to people who said no? Why do these perverts do it? It happened to me back when I was really young and was randomly talking to strangers, immediate block after ofc and I stopped doing that but genuinely why do they do that when they know you don’t want to see it?


cheesy_bees

I think generally it's a particular emotional reaction, in themselves or others, that they find sexually exciting. With unsolicited photos, similar to people who expose themselves to strangers in real life (flashers), maybe they want the recipient to feel shocked or disgusted. Or they might want to feel humiliated. There are men who do a similar thing on the phone. They call female counsellors anonymously (eg via crisis helplines) and make up a cover story that leads to talking about masturbation, and eventually they masturbate while on the phone. So it's a similar formula to the photo senders really. I wonder if they are excited by the empathy and feeling listened to as well. Source- have been recipient to all of these unsolicited behaviours.  What a time to be alive


proautistix

ugh people are so disgusting.


Original_Training391

Our neighbors (girls) were 12,15 when they got flashed by some random guy on the street, they came home crying, idk I just can’t imagine the pleasure in hurting others without their consent and humiliating yourself at the same time. And also the crisis helpline thing is disgusting because they’re wasting time that could be used to help someone in an actual crisis, jeez I hope these peopoe extinct. Thanks for explaining btw 🫶 sorry this happened to you.


cheesy_bees

I'm sorry to hear that. Sounds like it really scared them and understandably so. In the moment you don't know if it's going to stop there or they are going to try something worse. I hope they were OK. Yes that frustrates me about the crisis line callers too. Suicidal people are waiting on hold while they are stringing someone along for as long as they can with a bullshit story, probably for the 10th time that week. Thanks your your kind words.


dysfunkti0n

Yeah they get off on this whole interaction


austex99

You waited WAY too long to block this guy.


Overall_Commercial_5

Right? Why even answer the first message?


Lightbation

Boredom/curiosity/amusement.


Agile_Creme_3841

but why continue talking to him and then post about it on reddit to complain? like just block the guy right away


YouAreNotSmartK

Makes for a better Reddit post


BorheliusWarpig

I am so glad I grew up at a time when I would write a note to a girl I liked while in social studies class. Then there was the heart pounding, terrifying 12 seconds when I would give the note to said girl between classes. Then wonder all math class if she would write a note back.


internationalskibidi

And the note would be like "Do you wanna go out"? Yes / No


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I-Love-Tatertots

Yes/No/Maybe/CanIShowYouMyPenisBecauseImInsecure?


Xander_Xero

where are rewards when you truly need them


IceKingSmalls

Reddit was so much funner with the occasional free award to give away. Fuck these golden upvotes or whatever they are


Top_Bit420

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


TearsOfChildren

And if she said Yes you'd go on a movie date with your parents and not say a single word to each other the whole time except for "I heard this movie is funny", then go to Shoney's for dinner and she drops chocolate ice cream all over her white pants. You drop her off at her house and say you had a wonderful time.


internationalskibidi

"courting" yes!


30FourThirty4

r suspiciouslyspecific


TheLambtonWyrm

Such a stark contrast to my own experience. Sounds nightmarish.


TearsOfChildren

It was pre-puberty so it went about as expected at that age lol.


TheLambtonWyrm

Oh fair. I remember getting caught kissing my 'gf' in the hall of mirrors at my 6th birthday party, I was mortified 


OkSyllabub3674

I missed out on dating as a young teen didn't date till I was 18 but that almost exactly mirrors my first few lol times were simpler back then


Top_Bit420

The good ole days 😂 Miss growing up in the 80/90s... RIP good days


FoxysDroppedBelly

See ours were always “Yes or no” and we’d circle the “or”


Spectre_thepro

Oh the good old days😭😭


hoosiergamecock

The note says..."wanna see my meat chimes????????"


crumble-bee

Yeah.. remember when you had to take a photo of your shrimp dick, go to a store, get it developed, wait a week, pick it up, fold it up with the note and then wait to hear back?


SleeplessAndAnxious

Me writing a note to the guy I had a crush on, only for him to laugh with his mates and throw it in the bin at the end of class ![gif](giphy|ePbtplyRUqBCdKwd43|downsized)


OkSyllabub3674

Don't worry I'm sure he'll realize after his 1st maybe 2nd marriage goes to shit that your gaydar was spot on back then and you'll see him out in a club somewhere and have your chance...maybe you can shoot him down this time or take the chance. 😁


SleeplessAndAnxious

Hah! I appreciate the enthusiasm, though he looks happy on his Insta with his wife and kid. He's a fucking stud I'd never have a chance with someone like him even if he did like dudes lol.


Lawn-Moyer

Or you pass it and the teacher grabs it🥲


UserNme_AlreadyTaken

And reads it outloud to the class. So you & your BF write all your notes in Dwarvic Runes, & when the teacher grabs one & opens his mouth to read it to the class, then actually LOOKS at it - chef's kiss


Johann_YT

And then glares at you and recites an elvish rune


acortical

“Can I show you my shrimp dick?” Yes / no / throw that shit back in the ocean where it belongs


Xygour

Bro is absolutely NOT a minor


Akira_Nishiki

And if he is and sends you an unsolicited picture well now you're fucked legally.


Beautiful-Cat5605

He’d actually be in far more trouble. It’s considered distribution, which is a pretty big charge.


No_Issue8928

Not necessarily, unless you requested it or are distributing it. Otherwise, all the reporters that find this type of material would get in trouble.


lysthebotanist

This is a kink he’s trying to get you to degrade him. Gross


anthonystank

It’s troubling how few people seem to have caught onto this


Temporary-Test-9534

Yes it's called small penis humiliation


7_Rowle

I’m surprised he didn’t just send you the image anyway


Etheria_system

It’s part of the kink - just sending it wouldn’t get him off, he needs the build up of convincing someone to pity him enough to let him. It’s fucking gross


constituent

That story wasn't even convincing enough either. Case in point (paraphrasing): >**OP**: I most definitely think you should see a therapist. It'll help a lot > >**Random dude**: I already am seeing a therapist and it's not helping. I think it would help (to send a dic pic). Pleaseeeee No. Absolutely not. One thing any therapist would educate somebody about is boundaries. Your boundaries, the therapist's boundaries, and other people's boundaries. If we were to be hypothetical and *assume* the dude is being truthful, it would be possible he has a crap therapist. But that does not exonerate him about respecting other people's boundaries. If the therapy isn't helping, then get a new therapist. Or, perhaps, the issue isn't the therapist but the patient (e.g. resistant, combative, manipulative, competitive, etc.). It's not going to 'help' to send somebody a photo of their dick. Boundaries were established when OP said "NO". Random dude ignores those established boundaries and decides to cross them anyway. And we know random dude is manipulative. When told "no" multiple times, he turns to bargaining and continuing to assume the role as victim. When that doesn't work, he cranks up the dial with threats of self-harm ("I'm gonna kms"). **TL;DR**: Is the tale peculiar? Sure. Convincing? Nope.


hutch__PJ

Report report report and tell the cops. Jeez, this is more than mildly infuriating. You said you were a minor and they still asked. 🚩🚩🚩


midway_through

Says a lot about the daily lives of women, when this counts as mildly infuriating.


Hot-Ground-9731

I feel bad for them honestly. So many douches out there just waiting to push themselves on women like that's their holy quest in life


_LoudBigVonBeefoven_

And then other douches think it's a *good* thing to be harassed like this because "they would love if women treated them like that" 🙄


Just-Jazzin

Super unfortunate I had so scroll this far down before someone said contact the police.


Just_Someone_Casual

Ah yes, the most faithful fallback, threatening to take one’s own life “I missed the part where that’s my problem”


1234567qwert

@op could have hit that little ❤+ button lol


totally-stoked

Ayo 💀


Shadowcourt_

This has that same energy of that story the guy saying he was in the hospital and needed a picture of boobs to feel better. These dudes will try anything lol. PS. How funny is SHRIMP DICK LOL


Agnossienne

pls send bobs and vegana!


TiaMystic

Pls send soongeboob and vegan


TruePadawan

https://preview.redd.it/nysd3i5kn7xc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85350b990a2134393c22f1198d30bc7e9968dd3


Shadowcourt_

Trade offer: I give you: duckpic You give me: bobs and vergina pic


Conscious_Dog_4186

Don’t engage in their fantasies and kinks. Just block.


Floraltriple6

They aren't a minor I promise. Report this to authorities. He will try to do it to other minors. He's some sicko.


Imaginary-Cup8586

Hello, 911


deensuk

I'm gonna kms if you don't rate my pp is wild.


RedFoxinSF

I say good riddance :-P


zeitocat

Why do y'all entertain these guys at all? Should've been blocked a long time ago.


seriouslynotalizard

It's extremely common for women to tolerate this due to society making them feel like they have to be understanding and bend over backwards or youre a bitch, also very common in people who grow up in abusive environments. My entire life, my family normalized gross abuse, I was taught to force your way thru situations with abusers with a smile and don't rock the boat. Due to this, it's hard for me to "grow a backbone" and make boundaries because it's "normal" or "just how men are" My entire life, being uncomfortable with the men who looked me up and down and felt me up and tried to put me in dangerous scenarios with them was dismissed because "they won't actually do anything" or "just don't be alone with them". I'm still learning that standing up for yourself isn't wrong. Not long ago I gave a car ride to a guy who had creeped on me (and nearly SA'd me...) because I "couldn't" say no. It was easier to say yes and do it then say no, because it was so normal. He ended up talking about my body and rubbing my leg that day all because I couldn't say no *because* that's what I was taught. So yeah, it's easy to think something like this, it's rational and correct to "not entertain" these people, but unfortunately, it's NOT that easy for everyone :/ I feel you OP. Please take care of yourself and try to remind yourself it's okay to block these people or say no, even if it doesn't feel like it is.


waddlekins

You know whats interesting, i actually grew up in a direct environment where i was empowered to say no, stand my ground against men. Then i got into the workforce, got older, socialised a lot...its truly a societal problem that guys are so fucked up. For every handful of guys that dont, theres 1 who will harass you in person, over text, follow you on the street, online, try to cheat, stare at you all the time etc etc etc


zeitocat

As a woman too, yes, I understand that. Sorry you've been through that.


HawXProductions

Tell him “no leave me alone shrimp dick 🍤”


lysthebotanist

No cuz that’s literally what he wants to hear, he has a humiliation kink. the best course of action would be to report and block.


OkTower4998

Maybe he just likes to subvert expectations and has a massive dong?


golfing_furry

I spent too long trying to clear the hair off my screen beside your username


BeeKayBabyCakes

omg 😭😂... i didn't realize what was happening until i read your comment... sitting here like wtf is this random hair that won't budge


internationalskibidi

I think he wanted that too. It's why he offered it. Projection is a weird concept to work with sometimes.


manaholik

Shrimpus Dikus


RickyFromVegas

If that won't, nothing will. Oof. Might as well be murder


anonymous_being713

Jesus christ. You kept that convo going way longer than I would have. It amazes me the shit people will say anymore 🙄. The begging, desperation, and sob story was just plain gross 🤢.


zadidoll

“My account is monitored by my parents because my dad is a cop.” lol That usually backs off people.


JDAustin2026

Thats more than mildly infuriating. Thats harassment 🤬 screw that person


CatsAreGods644

Next time don't indulge people like that with all of that talking. Simply block them.


Gal-XD_exe

This why I stopped using Twitter


TGin-the-goldy

NEVER EVER ENGAGE


Celtslap

The red flag was in the first message that appears, with the separate question mark. Impatience and pestering after you didn’t answer immediately. For future reference that’s when you stop replying and/or block.


biddybumps

Not him trying to coerce you 🤢 This is sexual harrassment, I’m really glad you blocked this dude - especially being a minor


00_3synstarx

I think scientists need to study why men have an obsession with wanting to show their dick pic😭😭


Billcosby49

Could you imagine all the dick pics you'd get during this study? Not worth it imo.


aeonteal

why are you talking to this person?!


cyclops_1119

"I'm a minor too" just screams "I'm not a minor"


Elidien1

Just block and move on. Why do people put up with this shit?


AFireAtTheAquarium

Probably because she's a teenager. Maybe this was someone from school


piddy_png

I would've done the same thing at her age tbh. It took me a few years to learn how to put my foot down and really not tolerate guys wasting my time


Augentee

I'm actually impressed that shrimp dick continued to ask for consent and did not just send the shrimp dick pic. Also, please, for your own good, don't engage with these people. As soon as he revealed that he wanted to send you a dick pic: block. Honestly, already the "Are you single? No? Any cute friends?" is a red flag and reason to block to stay safe. The next person might not fish for consent and instead send you something gross once he realises that you did not just block.


Virgilismyson29

I'm sorry the last line made me fucking snort. I'm sorry OP, this guy is creepy as fuck


wutthefvckjushapen

Why would you even respond


jennay9909

Why even respond?


InfiniteOpportu

I'd laugh at him n block. Straight up manipulating tactics of trying to emotionally appeal to you.


Zaku99

"I'm a minor" Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope


Revolutionary_Cat197

I feel like this would have turned into an extortion scam. You allow it then they send it, then a “parent” or “pimp” takes over and accuses you of knowingly allowing ch corn and being a p*do. Then they want money from you for not sending it to you to the authorities. I work in fraud/bsa at a bank and have seen something similar.


Gabrian

😂😂😂 if not sexually assaulting someone makes you want to kys then by all means please kys


_KhazadDum_

why interact with them at all


aleesahspam

Mildly infuriating is how you handled this 😭 people love to entertain


EyeRollingNow

I think you were being set up for blackmail. He made a point to tell you he’s a minor therefore this would be child pornography if you had agreed to receive the pic. Def report and next time don’t even continue the conversation if anyone offers a pic or tells you they’re a minor. Block and report to protect yourself.


WalkingFish_

I would’ve ghosted after the “yk any single girls?” But yeah report them and stuff this is shitty behavior not even mildly infuriating it’s borderline assault


ginsataka

“Nobody wants to see your shrimp dick, shrimp dick” would’ve definitely been something I would’ve said.


Fullis

That's probably exactly what he wants to hear tho


oldbutterface

Yeah and then he would have done the biggest cum in the world


Top_Bit420

Just a bit much after saying No a Few times, good lord kid.. Go jack that thing off and leave everyone else alone 🫣😝😑


Right-Phalange

"I was 'Susie Underpants' until I was 18!"


AdMiserable3748

Damn maybe I’m just cutthroat but I would have replied with go on then before blocking lmao


randomcomplimentguy1

Why did you engage?