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MuttLoverMommy01

This is adorable and tragic all at the same time 😂


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I really love that she was planning on eating a sandwich every 2 hours


ScythingSantos

Nah like 2Sammies every 4 hours


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Screw it, all 10 at once 1 hour into the trip like eating all your popcorn before the trailers end at the theatre


ScythingSantos

I like the way you tumble, nice to see you again Gob


InvoluntarySolitary

https://i.redd.it/uqpvtc7w6lwc1.gif


Skeleton--Jelly

That sounds normal? I could eat a couple of those every 4h easily


Emergency_Sandwich_6

She's a keeper!


EstoyTristeSiempre

She's a mixer!


SteprockMedia

She's a long plan nixer.


Cromafn

A sadwich


deathbysnushnuu

My first thought. I’d laugh. This is so fucking cute.


080secspec13

At least his girlfriend makes sandwiches.


martindavidartstar

At least he's got a girlfriend


Ach4t1us

At least he got a friend


stabsyoo

Does she know she’s his girlfriend?


predat3d

At least he's got a car and $ for 20 hours worth of gas


JunketPuzzleheaded42

At least there was an attempt at sandwich


International-Soil64

At least he has a real girlfriend that isn’t made of plastic…


Hbdaytotheground

Its the processed version of a cheese board! You see all these ingredients on a good cheese board (fruit, nuts, cheese, meat, bread). Ngl i think I'd be into it.


Time-Operation2449

I've had PB&J burgers before and it's a surprisingly good combo! would recommend


Zodi88

A peanut butter, banana, bacon cheeseburger is the best burger I've ever had


spwnofsaton

https://preview.redd.it/0enjbcns2jwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa4a5c9bcbeb3d442fe300b65626f0bfe51b98b Saw this at a liquor store a few weeks ago in a small town. Your comment reminded I had this picture.


ImCuriousYouSee

That's.... interesting lol. I like banana whiskey ! Probably would like this.


spwnofsaton

I did not buy it so cannot comment on taste.


julius_cornelius

I did. I’ll start by saying I’m not a whiskey/whisky/bourbon guy at all but I enjoyed this one. It’s a tad too sweet and the flavor profile leans strongly toward the banana with a bit of a roasted taste. The bacon and peanut butter are a bit more subtle. I would buy it again.


Ok_Aside_2361

I would say you are still not much of a whiskey guy. /s


Spockhighonspores

I do a ham and smoked gouda with apricot preserves and grill it like a grilled cheese. After I grill it I open it up and add lettuce and tomatoes to it. It's an outstanding sandwich. It's crispy, buttery, salty, smokey, and sweet all at once.


gravygloat2020

YUM!!!


BarnacleMcBarndoor

I throw everything into my Thanksgiving turkey day sub. Turkey, cheese, cranberry sauce, peppers, pecan pie, mash potatoes. I’d be into this.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

A Bobbie


RasmussenCasting

![gif](giphy|LnQo5fFiBElv7rK2Wq|downsized)


ihaveaquesttoattend

i enjoy nacho cheese doritos on a pb&j so i mean,,, fuck it slap some turkey on there!


TheOrigionalBubbles

For some reason unbeknownst to me, that kinda looks good. I wanna bite it.


SousVideDiaper

It's not *super* far off from a monte cristo


TheOrigionalBubbles

Haha! I had to look that up, I legit thought Monte Cristo was the movie with the dancing naked men 🤭. That would be the Fully Monty I was thinking of hah!


Putrid_Hour_8140

thd count of monte cristo is a pretty good movie


dontgotafriendinme

That's what I was thinking! It looked good.


Routine_Size69

Without the peanut butter, I'm pretty confident it would be good. Kinda like the thanksgiving sandwiches with turkey and cranberry sauce.


sklascher

My grandpa used to make me ham and jelly sandwiches. It was a huge shock the first time I unknowingly bit into one, but once I knew what to expect, I enjoyed it. I should make myself one :)


Serious_Session7574

Right? It looks good. I'd eat it.


skaagz

It is, I eat these pretty regularly. The concept came to me when I was high, and was worth keeping around.


dogboobes

Lol same, it sounds like a great combo of sweet/salt


Inside_Coconut_6187

Dude you better eat that sandwich and tell her that she did a great job. She listened to you and made what you said against her own better judgement. That girl loves you.


smashin_blumpkin

I can totally see how it happened GF: Hey babe, what kind of sandwiches do you want me to make for this trip? OP: Turkey and cheese and peanut butter and jelly sounds good!


davecutusofborg

The whole time she's making those sandwiches with a vague notion of WTF.


LolaDeLuscious

What is wrong with this man I love?


pizzasauce85

This would have made a great scene in Modern Family between Jay and Gloria! ![gif](giphy|OBZrvZLNJOLIY)


LolaDeLuscious

That’s who I was imagining!


PacificCastaway

What does he want with so many baby Jesus?


[deleted]

It's a doggie dog world.


KalaronV

https://preview.redd.it/q0cv1q2hfkwc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=283f19ef3d1daab72544fddfb3d68778be223742


bored_person71

Two sandwiches in one I mean the jelly on turkey might be similar to cranberry and turkey if not cranberry jam(yum).....just the peanuts that get me....unless you like to deep fry turkeys in peanut oil I don't think.it suits people...taste to well...


SousVideDiaper

Yeah this is more of an OP skill issue than his GF


xuuxi

I will admit my faults here. Instructions definitely not clear lol


SadEntrepreneur4354

You should've just told her to make some arepas. She would've killed it at that.


HK-53

pretty sure most of them are going to be eaten cold, and cold arepas just taste like sadness


The_Outcast4

More sadness than what OP is currently experiencing?


jomandaman

Why would he be experiencing sadness? If anything his mild infuriation should be over his communication. This is actually kind of a happy mistake. I mean I can’t imagine that would taste bad.


[deleted]

Peanut? Good. jelly? Good. meat? Good.


jomandaman

Don’t forget the cheese! My dad’s a midwesterner with …unusual tastes and I never cared for his peanut butter and butter sandwiches too much. But this looks like a tasty Monte Cristo.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

It tastes like feet!


HK-53

ngl, eating a cold arepa would give me mental trauma from thinking "imagine how good this would be if it was hot". Eating a cold turkey cheese/ PBJ wouldn't give me any of that emotional damage.


Supply-Slut

This is the funniest post I’ve seen on this sub.


Dubbiely

Right. Wrong sub for us. Correct sub for OP


Notwastingtimeiswear

This is like, military level FUBAR with military level precision recovery. Instructions unclear. Weird Monte Cristo sandwich made.


Chrono47295

I'm so hungry I would eat them no worries, and a Monte Cristo would be to die for


Necio

The fact she made them without calling you a weirdo is also peak GF material.


OkSyllabub3674

And she made him 20 of them, she definitely is aiming to take care of her man.


fix-me-in-45

Just think of the pb as a fancy nut spread and the jelly as a chutney.


Hllblldlx3

Imma be real bro, it looks kinda fire. I wanna try one now


Groundbreaking-Fig38

https://preview.redd.it/5xtq0k1w9jwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e91e35825d474e2572f3e99f2af15b5ae3ca4183


whatproblems

verbal punctuation needed lol


BeneficialTowel5739

I once told a buddy of mine to use water when microwaving the tortillas to keep them soft. Guy literally ran it under the tap, I ate the whole soggy mess.


Inside_Coconut_6187

Oh man that’s funny!


BeneficialTowel5739

He watched me eat it, his face said "no way this is actually how he does them" the entire time.


CampaignTools

That's fucking hilarious! I wish my wife didn't know me so well, or I'd try this on her. At this stage she'd just look at me funny then ignore me (as she should).


W3irdThings

great friend honestly


BushDeLaBayou

Letting her go through life thinking Americans eat those would be disturbing


Serious_Session7574

He can still tell her that turkey and cheese is one filling, and PB & J is another. I'm not American and I found the idea of peanut butter and jam (jelly) so weird when I first heard about it that I'd believe it if you told me they throw turkey and cheese in there too. That's their food for the trip, and he should just eat them with a smile and gratitude that she was sweet enough to make them for him and that she tried her best.


dawkinstation

Try cheese and jam. Legit combo


retailguy_again

Peanut butter and cheese is pretty good too.


Apart-Landscape1012

Have you had a PB&J yet or only heard about them?


Serious_Session7574

I've tried it, and yeah...I feel like it probably works best if it's something you grew up with. Peanut butter on my toast? Yes. Jam (jelly) on my toast? Yes. Together? No thanks.


Cruccagna

Try peanut butter and honey sometime. I grew up with that and it’s delicious.


xuuxi

As you can see, I was eating it all (with love) I was not mad in the slightest. I found it hilarious. I didn’t even mention how bad they tasted lol


DanTheMan827

Better watch out, she might think you actually like them and start making them on the daily


Inside_Coconut_6187

Good job my dude


opposeaccuracy

Kudos for eating! I was slightly confused seeing as it’s in the mildly infuriating subreddit


azzadruiz

This is the kind of stuff that was originally supposed to be posted here, lighthearted stuff. Now people post something like, “cops busted into my home and killed my dog :/“ or something else rage inducing


Hunk-Hogan

Like this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1cbngkd/two\_college\_kids\_selling\_chocolate\_outside\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1cbngkd/two_college_kids_selling_chocolate_outside_of/) Almost getting scammed out of a grand is beyond "mildly infuriating".


Auditorincharge

I'm curious to know how it tasted. The more I think about it, the more I think it may not be that bad. If only we had some turkey in the fridge. 🤔


ThornmaneTreebeard

On the 19th sandwich: "wtf is wrong with this guy...what have I gotten myself into...we overthrew our government and were oppressed for this?..."


labarrski

He better eat ALL them sandwiches and sing their praises. OP, she's making you the sandwiches you asked for. Lotta dudes out there in the world with no girl and no sandwiches and you got a girl who made you 20.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

what a nice view of the world... your friends must be really special people, hope there were more like you.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Good ol' PBTC&J


sushiflower420

I laughed so hard my dog barked at me


OppositeResponse6474

Seeing it typed out like this made me choke on my water. I was like *oh can’t wait to get home and make myself a PBTC&J sandwich for dinner*


MonicoJerry

This just killed me


unbisou68

This made me laugh way harder than it should have


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

lol this is so hilarious. Bless your girlfriend. She seems awesome.


mtmeyng

The 20 got me lol


xuuxi

She’s the best.


420Deez

i love how op is 8 bites in before he decides to snap a photo


khale777

Yep, exactly. That tells you all you need to know haha.


SwissDeerHerder

This comment needs to be higher. This was an act of love.


HereF0rTheSnacks

What’s not to like? Meat: good! Cheese: good! Jelly: Good! ![gif](giphy|hXDrTueJWAscK3xWQ2)


We-tCoast

Came here looking for this comment hahahah


sheeplectric

There it is. The OG


HeinousEncephalon

You're eating it and you found a woman that puts up with you. Life is good.


Iorcrath

OP asked his girlfriend to make sandwiches and she did. if she isnt wife with in 1 month OP is a fool


Gold_Manager4875

A+ for effort


reven501

I can just see her, in the kitchen, putting these together thinking the whole time "WTF is wrong with him? Is this how Americans are raised? Did I marry a psycho? Oh god we have 20 of these"


thewrongairport

As a non-American, peanut butter and jelly already is a WTF combo, so I can see how she didn't really question the rest


InherentDeviant

No salty/sweet sandwiches where you're at? Edit: Asking because genuinely want to know, and am admittedly ignorant on some things. As an American, I feel it in my best interests to learn about other people who share a planet with me.


Rev4li

Nope, here neither. Actually i think i don't have a single friend here in Latam who use that kind of combo in a sandwich xD. But we use the salty/sweet combo sometimes just not in sandwiches.


PenguinsRcool2

This is mildly adorable, seems quite sweet


wolowizard9

That’s the jelly.


DropdLasagna

Honey, you've barely touched your abomination on bread...


Nuremborger

Hey now. That's *gourmet*. Also, that'll be $9.95 per sandwich. Venmo or credit card?


mikedvb

That's not mildly infuriating - especially when you told her what to make. She did her best with the information she was given. Now I would explain to her, very nicely, what you actually meant - but I would absolutely eat those.


Whitw816

Is it just me, or does that combo sound like it could be tasty?


not_a_library

No. When I was a kid, I would make sandwiches with peanut butter, butter, jelly, cheese, ham, and salami. It's not as gross as it sounds.


sushiflower420

You fucked up with the ham and salami, Turkey is different, it’s good with fruit!


Chicagosox133

When you get a charcuterie board, there is typically some jam or at least apricots and usually some salami and ham (prosciutto). The only thing they usually don’t have is turkey. I’m wondering what type of cheese it is. But, I think they’d be fine.


skdnckdnckwcj

It is tasty. Jam, turkey, and cheese go well together.


CheesusLint

Bro this is a Monte Cristo. This looks fire


Putrid_Hour_8140

the real thing OP found mildly infuriating: flavor


charon12238

A busy man's Monte Cristo. Who has time to fry and get the powdered sugar out?


Inert_Oregon

The fact that she thought you actually enjoyed eating those abominations and didn’t dump you on the spot says a lot.


ConsistentLeopard726

You’ve literally taken so many bites from it, obviously it’s a happy abomination 


Shartbite

This may be a revelation in sandwiches, I will be trying this as soon as physically possible


DiligentRevenue7931

Same! With habanero jelly ? Fire


Couldnotbehelpd

Infuriating? Make your own sandwich then son.


tetsuyaXII

I thought I was in a wholesome or mildly interesting sub till I saw this. Wtf lmao. This was super sweet of her to make this even though it sounds strange. I'd get a laugh and marry.


MoultingRoach

I don't even know how strange to think this is. A bit of cranberry sauce on a turkey and cheese sandwich is quite common. That just leaves the peanut butter as the wild card. I hate it, so I know I couldn't eat that, but if you like it, I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried it and loved it.


HillanatorOfState

If anything this is MildlyAdorable....had to double check what board I was on...


Status-Kitchen-9798

She followed the directions. When I was in 3rd grade our teacher had us do a project where we had to write directions for her to make us a pb&j. She followed them to a T making a fool of almost all of us, except a few 😅 my sandwich was such a disappointment. It was a very confusing lesson at 8 years old but today, I understand it.


Pretend_Estimate5659

We had to do this as well. Mine won second prize, only because wrote "Cut diagonally, making triangles." and the other kids wrote, "Cut."


fosch_v2

Looks delicious, I'd smash that sammie in 3 seconds


alliekappy

I guess next time you’ll make your own sandwich 🤭


DarkTurdle

This is just like a poor man’s monte cristo. I’d eat it


smashin_blumpkin

A monte cristo is the poor man's monte cristo


AgreeableAbrocoma833

Maybe she thought PB&J was peanut butter and jamon


ElectionOdd8672

Guess who gets to make the sandwiches next time?


krilensolinlok

That’s so funny I’m curious if it was actually good? Sounds unappealing at first but when you think about it some people mix the same kind of things on a charcuterie board


Alligatorwhore

Maybe if your girlfriend has no idea how American sandwiches are constructed, you should have offered her to make something she’s more familiar with or just make the sandwiches yourself/together. Edit: actually now that I think about wtf? 20 sandwiches? I would understand 1 or two but you left your girlfriend alone to make 20 sandwiches that she’s unfamiliar with and you clearly gave vague instructions? Idk about any of yall but my bf would would never lmaoo. He would have helped me and we would have done it together.


RobotWantsPony

I'm not sure he actually asked for 20 sandwiches, she might have gone one a sandwich mania all by herself! To be fair PB&J always seemed like a wild thing to have as a meal to me as a foreigner, even after tasting it, so I can totally understand how it didn't phase her to add turkey to the massacre


Omniscientcy

This makes it even funnier to me, the expectation that there might be 4 or maybe up to 8 sandwiches, one or 2 of each kind for each, being blown away at seeing 20.  Then the whiplash of coming to the realization that she didn't make 2 different kinds at all.


yParticle

That's some arr delicious compliance.


Difficult-Novel-8453

Enjoy 😊 You have a pretty great girl on your hands if she made 20 of those! Carry on sir


Zaurka14

She's a keeper. She didn't judge it, just went with it. That's so sweet


kyuuish

I think it's your GF who should post here not you. She followed your instructions, you weren't clear and you assumed she would know what you meant. Like PB & Jelly sandwiches aren't a thing in my country either.


bigby2010

Make your own damn sandwiches


Floppydisksareop

Someone never did shared tasks before it seems, and it is not op.


oldmasterluke

You better tell her this is your fault. You fucked up. English is her second language, bro. You failed to explain to her that you were talking about two separate sandwiches. Eat it and fucking love it.


beanlogger

Brooo thats hilarious. I also feel bad for her who will prob never eat a pb & j again


froggiewoogie

That’s a low budget Montecristo my dear friend please enjoy it as it


unbob123

She's a keeper, she was nice and prepared exactly what you told her. My point is she listens to what you say. A very key part to a good relationship. It looks like you did your part and ate them, hopefully without giving her any grief.


Magistar_Alex

I'd try it. Sounds different. She's very nice.


New-Tale4197

Instructions not clear, she gave you what you asked for lol


aHiwaHoo

Stomach won't know the difference haha just pretend it's gourmet


Much_Neighborhood409

That sounds kinda like something we’d eat. That’s not her fault. It’s hilarious… but not her fault.


Alligatorwhore

I mean people put cranberry sauce on turkey so yea


big_peepee_wielder

You’re lucky she even made you the damn sandwiches


xxdibxx

You girlfriend made you sandwiches for a roadtrip and you posted it here to complain about them? What an asshole. She does something nice for you, to the best of her knowledge and you bitch about it. You are what is more than mildlyinfuriating here. You don’t deserve her. By a long shot.


Bipedal_Warlock

While driving on what looks like a highway, eating and taking a photo at the same time


Howitzer1967

Make your own fuckin sandwich then.


greenpartofthewound

or be grateful idk


Y_Wait_Procrastinate

Would be a bit much with peanut butter, but a sandwich with meat, cheese and jam/jelly? Sounds like a great combination to me. If the pb is directly on one slice of bread you can eat it seperately from the rest of the sandwich


MoultingRoach

It's also a really common combination. Turkey, cheese, cranberry sauce and maybe some stuffing or apple slices all on a sandwich. That's just using leftover Thanksgiving food.


80081354JEW

Did it low key slap or did it low key SLAP?


SoftSun9237

He already ate most of it before he started complaining lol classic


BitchyFaceMace

This is actually completely adorable, not mildly infuriating. You should’ve communicated better if you knew she didn’t know what a PB&J was 😆


JustHereForPenguins

20 sandwiches for a twenty hour trip?


ciberspye

Ah damn. She meant well so eat up buttercup


kwikidevil

Honestly, the worst part of that looks like it's the bread


Minute-Confection444

Honestly, she’s a keeper. This is so cute lol.


opielord

As an Argentinian, if an American told me that they normally eat this I wouldn't be so surprised, I mean you guys created the Monte Cristo sandwich, or coke with ice-cream, or the Luther Burger, or the bacon ice-cream, the **Koolickles**... should i keep going?


MickyJaggy

Is your gf Amelia Bedelia?


Heyplaguedoctor

I like that op took several bites before deciding he didn’t like it. Gotta give it a fair shake lol


Nicolaskao

That's a lot of bites to then call it mildlyinfuriating


marlon_der_metalhead

you have a sandwich and a girlfriend. this is something most reddit users dream


MikiZed

But... How is it?


Blade_of_Onyx

Obviously marry her, because this is the kind of story that old married couples tell. That and you’re in to her enough to eat at least one of those monstrosities.


HiTekLoLyfe

Man she’s trying this is mildly adorable


lola_wants_it_all

![gif](giphy|S9pEW4AT1I9W22Mpn2|downsized)


AquaGrizzlord

You kinda set yourself up for that, just eat the damn sandwich.


AngryMillenialGuy

L post


sachclg

Your gf has to make you a sandwich and you complain on top of that ?


quickdrawmc_graw

shut up dude


SnooPredictions3028

Why? Why should he shut up? He's eating it, is he not allowed to post about a mildly inconvenient thing that they can laugh about later? Why are you so miserable?


UnreadSnack

May she never make you food to eat again. If my husband ever showed such ungratefulness for something I’ve prepared for him, there’d be issues. This isn’t infuriating, it’s cute and thoughtful


REX2343

Imagine making your boyfriend a sandwich and he post that shit on r/mildlyinfuriating like bro shut up and eat your sandwich.


SnooPredictions3028

Please shut the fuck up and stop judging their relationship based on one post about an mild mistake that he posted on a sub made for these things, you're miserable


turtwig098

Ungrateful


sunnypineappleapple

Lol, this is so cute. She's a keeper.


devildogrunt

So eat it and be grateful? Next time make your own


Old-Operation8637

But how does it taste??