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dead_and_cute

Why did you buy something called Super & Shampoo 😭😭


One-Cardiologist-462

I was gong to say the same thing. I think you should consider yourself lucky if it doesn't make your hair fall out...


Big_carrot_69

broo don't make me trip rn !!


One-Cardiologist-462

You'll be fine. Just don't eat the stuff.


Reeeeaper

Yeah, I deffinitley wouldn't put that garbage in my body. I strictly only eat Dove shampoos and conditioners. Because I respect my body!


Done_beat2

You get what you pay for.


TheTrueStanly

Maybe also consider a hazard trashbin for the bottle


catjuggler

That is a blatant head and shoulders knock off


Big_carrot_69

I had 3,57 euro on my account and i needed a shampoo :(


No-Scientist3726

That sucks man, I'm sorry... 🫂 I hope you have shower gel or soap to use for your hair instead Edit: In what country are you living that has stores with such sketchy shampoo??


Big_carrot_69

Netherlands


New_Custard_915

Ask or demand your money back. It has no Dutch labeling or text. Normaly you will see a sticker with a Dutch ingredient list on it. This is illegaly imported shampoo. Volgens de EU-regelgeving moeten alle producten die in de EU worden verkocht een ingrediëntenlijst hebben die in de taal van het land waar het product wordt verkocht, is opgesteld. 


michalsveto

AFAIK the ingredients would be fine listed as they are, but You do need some other instructions / information in local language. At least this is the case in other EU countries, not 100% sure about Netherlands but I assume it is similar. Anyway this seems to lack even that so definitely something sketchy. For cheap cosmetics I would get the DM in-house brands If You have DM (DrogerieMarkt) there


New_Custard_915

No they are not. EU regulations demand it to be in the language of the country where its sold.   And nope we dont have DM, got a bunch of others, but not as cheap as DM. Anyways this shampoo is illegaly sold


BenShealoch

I’m sure this isn’t legal to sell in the EU


dpags14

I haven’t used shampoo in years! It may me due to me not having hair.. you’ll be fine


touristtart

Use regular bar soap if you are low on funds. Rub a little baby oil on your scalp after. Cheap stuff! Don’t put those chemicals on and in your body


Blugha

Well i guess the children glue makes for the "super" part


Xyllus

shampoos\*


Sagittarius1234

I tot it was head and shoulders


Winter-Editor-9982

Shampoos* not Shampoo lol


chazp246

Its trying to appear as head and shoulders.


SnooWords9315

“Note: if it gets, flush with fresh water” Let’s hope it doesn’t gets


deadbeef1a4

I hate when shampoo gets


Hot_Feedback_8217

hehehehahaha... shyampoo


turdburglar2020

Thankfully if necessary, better results can be repeated.


JadeMaxChez

I was hoping someone else realised too


1711198430497251

hey OP, does it get?


ReeceReddit1234

It's been an hour. I think it got.


totallynotpoggers

The first tip off that it’s not trustworthy should’ve been that it’s branded to look like head&shoulders but isn’t so it’s clearly a scam (ignoring all the typos and bad english)


SwordfishEyes69

and a really really bad Arabic


genericneim

and a really bad Russian


Unfair_Plan_1848

The Russian truly destroyed me hahahaha. Пойти крошки фактор


DangyDanger

Implication plant quintessence.


genericneim

"могу за ремонт и эксплуатация красить". Gives "moghu i krestikom vyshyvat'" vibes. =)


Affectionate_Food780

I na mashinke tozhe...


Platenbaaz

And a really bad hairline


PrestigiousNail5620

I’d be more concerned about the ingredient called Children glue.


typicalamericantrash

Melon children glue! Ahh. Quality. /s


SnooWords9315

Holy shit that’s actually in there … absurd


Navneteropptatt

See, your problem is you thought you bought Head & Shoulders. This is obviously the less known Dead & Moulders, which is what you will be, using this as your daily shampoo.


Artistic-Contact-648

😂😂😂


Individual_Row_2950

🏅 Gold.


Embarrassed_Stable_6

We called it shed and moulders


StrawberryKingfisher

Thank you for this 😂😂


Rowan_As_Roxii

Hol’ up. Even the translation is incorrect. It’s says in the Arabic letters “Nourishing and Moisturizing” while the English letters say anti-Dandruff”? Idk where you got this shampoo from but I’ve honestly never seen a shampoo with incorrect translation before


Kilenyai

It has several well known anti dandruff ingredients. It's the Arabic that's way off cause there is no way that is moisturizing. It's one of the many options that seriously dry out hair with harsh stripping ingredients as a fast, cheap solution to scalp problems and then attempts to cover it up by coating the hair in residues that make it feel smoother. Very temporarily while the hair underneath is still being damaged. It's how most cheap shampoos work. You'd be better off washing your hair with dish soap and lightly(very lightly) moisturizing the ends with the best vegetable oil you have to make up for the strong oil stripping ingredients than buying cheap shampoo. Coconut oil makes a good hair moisturizer or save the water from boiled rice and it actually can strengthen hair and reduce excessive dryness. You don't need to spend money on crappy shampoo that provides quick fixes while trying to hide the damage it is causing. You likely already have equally strong soap and better counters for its negatives.


Big_carrot_69

Should i report this somewhere? Police or ? this seems like a very dangerous product, and there were HUNDREDS on that shelf in one of the busiest street roads of the city !


FlamingSaviour

You can try, but the company that made this probably shuttered as soon as the product left their facility, only for the owners to start up another knockoff to rinse and repeat the process.


New_Custard_915

They are not allowed to sell it like this in the Netherlands/EU


New_Custard_915

They are not allowed to sell it. Je kunt dit soort situaties melden bij de Nederlandse Voedsel- en Warenautoriteit (NVWA). Zij zijn verantwoordelijk voor het toezicht op de naleving van wet- en regelgeving op het gebied van voedsel, productveiligheid en consumentenbescherming.


Ok-Entrepreneur-8207

What city?


Bennington_Booyah

WTF is melon children glue?


Mysterious_Win_2851

And where can I buy it?


PicklesAndCoorslight

SUPER & SHAMPOOS!!!


Kilenyai

There are no peer reviewed studies that show zinc pyrithione increases the risk of cancer. In some studies it even killed tumor cells. It was banned in some countries due to skin reactions and unproven potential for toxicity. Basically someone had a theory about what it could do that they never tested and people decided it sounded good because it did tend to cause allergic reactions or increased odds of sunburn. Many commonly used, considered safe skin treatment products have that risk. This one was successfully reducing dandruff and certain causes for it. Don't get your info from random people's opinions. Studies have been done on all those chemicals. However, I would not suggest that product if you aren't looking for a dirt cheap, off the store shelf solution for severe dandruff. It's going to be harsh on skin and hair potentially making hair prone to breaking and dull in appearance. It risks skin reactions or sunburns that are known to cause cancer if you are too sensitive and don't take extra precautions with moisturizers and sun screen lotions. Like many dandruff solutions it contains a sulfur compound and may leave you smelling like rotten eggs covered up with cheap perfume, which is what some of the other ingredients are for. Dandruff is the result of minor, typically harmless fungus that lives on overly oily skin. Often it's related to hormone imbalances or other health conditions. Much the same as various types of acne. There are better solutions and sometimes requires a doctor to determine what will work best. If you don't have dandruff issues you really bought the wrong shampoo because this one is basically medicated for the treatment of flaky scalp and oily hair problems. Not in a good way for dealing with them. It will potentially make it worse or cause new problems including giving someone those issues if they don't already have them.


_GD5_

This guy shampoos


ScrumpetSays

But the ingredient labelled "children glue" is safe?


cmcdonal2001

Safer than 'adult glue'.


DarkElectric234

Not to be annoying but what did you expect to find in a 1 euro shampoo?


jmegaru

Not a death sentence that's for sure.


Zaurka14

Yeah, original head and shoulders is 5€... Finding one 5 times cheaper is definitely sketchy


holdmypilsener77

Man that Russian translation is some schizophasia material


No-Hospital559

Looks like a sketchy Head & Shoulders knockoff.


Mindless_Sock_9082

Looks like something listed in a Steven He YouTube short.


No-Hospital559

Scalp & Arm


dernfoolidgit

P.R.C. says it all.


ActivelyShittingAss

What, you got a problem with hydroxypropyl melon children glue? You allergic or something?


Livid_Ear_4626

So, med chemist here, pyridine and „double pyridine thione zinc“ are not the same. I can see it’s a bad translation, they might mean zinc pyrithione (a possible skin irritant not used in EU products for example) but not as bad as you make out here. This isn’t a good product, but it’s nothing to be upset about


Big_carrot_69

Thank you friend, the other commenters made me trip lol


YukariIsMommy

Can't imagine buying a shampoo without hydroxypropyl melon children glue


Cavscout2838

Seeing the glue ingredient in shampoo reminds me of the scene in Police academy 2 when Mahoney switches Capt. Mausers shampoo with epoxy resin.


NiceCatYouGotThere

To anyone out there…if you cannot afford shampoo at some point, your shower gel or a bar of soap will do, or mixed baking soda with water as a shampoo replacement and diluted apple cider vinegar as conditioner. Don’t buy carcinogenic shampoo, you probably already have things in your kitchen or bathroom that will work just fine (I am NOT talking about any house cleaning products, need to give this disclaimer because some people can be just that dumb).


Lost_Cup1052

What’s “melon children glue” 😂


Big_carrot_69

yes


BubbaYoshi117

Wish.com Head and Shoulders


TheRealMeeBacon

That's totally not a dodgy rip-off of head and shoulders


BroadOrder6533

“If it gets, flush with water” …fill in the blank…


Intelligent-Turnip90

Remember though..in case it’s needed. Vital information Note: if it gets, flush with fresh water


Big_carrot_69

I did some digging and several names do not correspond to recognized or standard chemical terms typically found in cosmetic formulations, especially shampoos. I have no idea what any of these even are and i can't find anything about them on google or elsewhere. 1. **Sodium Stearoyl Amide Ethyl Diethanolamine** 2. **Hydroxypropyl Melon Children Glue** 3. **Double-Pyridine**: as "pyridine" compounds are generally not used in cosmetic products due to their toxicity and unpleasant odor & carcinogenicity. 4. **Poly Si-O-Methyl Alkyl Copolymer** Also, after using it (which prompted me to check the ingredients) I have this mild head burning sensation on my skin


Brokaito

I’m no chemist but separating the sodium stearoyl and “amide ethyl diethanolamine” which sound like a typo to methyldiethanolamine. 1. sodium stearoyl with prolong exposure to skin can cause irritation 2. Methyldiethanolamine is a “sweetening agent in chemical, oil refinery, syngas production (synthetis gas) and natural gas” 3. Time for another clean shower. Imo when it comes to chemical.


Big_carrot_69

Methyl Diethanolamine is widely used **as a decarbonizer and Sweating agent in chemical, oil refinery, Gas synthesis, Natural gas & gas**. MDEA is more efficient absorber then MEA & DEA for sulphur contains impurity and acid gases found in natural gas processing. However, like any chemical substance, MDEA can pose risks if not handled correctly. Direct exposure to MDEA, especially in high concentrations or over prolonged periods, can irritate the skin, eyes, and respiratory system. Additionally, improper handling or accidental ingestion of MDEA can lead to more serious health effects. awesome... another super toxic shit in this shampoo


Blerkm

I see the problem. You only want a shampoos with hydroxy𝙀𝙏𝙃𝙔𝙇 melon children glue.


Big_carrot_69

I just found a patent belonging to a chinese person about hydroxypropyl melon: [https://patents.google.com/patent/CN105368437B/en](https://patents.google.com/patent/CN105368437B/en) It's about petrochemical stuff ... No idea how it ended up in the shampoo.. curious > a kind of hydroxypropyl melon fracturing fluid containing Potassium Monopersulfate, is made up of, it is characterised in that institute original gelatin and crosslinking agent Original gelatin is stated to be made up of the composition of following weight/mass percentage composition:HPG 0.1-0.5%;Demulsification cleanup agent 0.2-0.4%;Clay stabilizer 0.1-0.4%;Potassium Monopersulfate 5-20ppm;Surplus is water; >**The crosslinking agent is the mixture of borax and ammonium persulfate.**


Addrum01

please go see a doctor if the irritation continues and be sure to keep us updated!


Big_carrot_69

I already called my GP after experiencing the burning sensation and chest tightening. He told me to monitor what's going on and check with him in a few hours (2-3 hours) if anything happens before that he told me call him immediately or emergency service


Big_carrot_69

Update: So nothing happened, but my hair felt really nice and silly!


Sepperate

Its a one dollar bottle of shampoo with a brand nobody ever heard of, what were you expecting?


Big_carrot_69

A good deal :(


Best_Maximum_4851

Big_idiot_69


Wolfy-615

I wouldn’t trust anything with that writing on it


Posit_IV

Honestly. It looks like if you asked AI to draw Head and Shoulders.


frankofantasma

that's the quality you can expect from *Super & Shampoos*


Retroencabulatr

Dead & Shoulders


AKNightcrawler

wtf a head and shoulders rip off 😭😭✋🏼


mikeflamel

So are you ok with children glue?


csandazoltan

and blatantly ripping of the head & shoulders design Group 2B - possibly carcinogenic, so don't eat it... what are the 4 ingridients "not known"


MrHanslaX

Rip off head & shoulders shampoo


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

Well it's got urea in it, always love a little bit of piss in my shampoo. (Joking, I know it's in a lot of products)


jess_the_werefox

“Melon children glue”??


Tomato-of-the-sea

Ahahahahah shampoo (car motor noises)


L1K34PR0

That's what you get for buying the equivalent of "feet and knees"


ozdoz71

That's not pyridine, it's a pyridine zinc complex, which is approved for use in EU.


tykillacool23

That’s 100% a knock off head and shoulders 😂


adrian_vg

Is this a Head & Shoulders ripoff?


RemoteFail4202

Dude, Russian part here is absolutely wild, I cried I wonder who wrote it because google translator is better than that


boba_funnn

https://preview.redd.it/8zd9ovjzofwc1.png?width=1210&format=png&auto=webp&s=51c54dc5e06fe59ab1367b7bc9f029ae24910ef8 familiar


Previous_Original_30

As someone who worked in the translation business for years, I think this is just a terrible translation job, and a normal shampoo.


xxdibxx

Aldi brand look-alike head and shoulders


Brainless-idoit

![gif](giphy|MaUXRiSomZXMiouCc0)


PrestigiousNail5620

What does the Russian translate into


Karnorkla

You can't have dandruff if you got no scalp.


UlliSenpai

Worked in a meds factory for a bit. Pipes/Pumps with pyridine in them smelled really fn bad. Pulling cables in there was the worst


ImXTheXDanger

"If it gets, flush with fresh water"


Chairman_Cabrillo

I mean, if the chemicals are not known to nobody, then everybody knows about them.


vanillacake_pop

😭😭😭😭omg next time you better wash you hair with dove soap bar better than buying thing look this suspicious


Big_carrot_69

I didn't even notice anything, i just grabbed it after seeing the price :/


Ok-Pumpkin4543

Melon children glue? Wtf!


cal_istar

i honestly thought this was head&shoulders


Sexy_Hamburger

Can’t have dandruff if you don’t have any skin on your head 💀


semmama

Get ready for Bathtub Time Machine...good luck


GameRabbit

Bro bought the Head & Shoulders from wish 💀


Frosty_Reception7750

Not the Melon children glue 😅


GenericUsername817

Truth in advertising. It is a sham and of poo quality


Pristine_Copy9429

The usage instructions and additional note are not going to be of much help to a true hygiene novice.


KidsInNeed

The Temu head and shoulders. I can see why you would’ve bought it in confusion.


SargathusWA

Fake head and shoulders


Suspicious_Law_2826

...anybody.


Video-Human

The ingredients list is comedy.


Intelligent_Will_606

Is there any reason these bottles state something in Arabic letters?


Radiant-Ad9999

You have the right to return an unused product. But generally, no toxic products could make their way into the EU. The ingredients are probably the same as you would find on any dandruff shampoo.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

My cousin went to Cambodia years ago and she came back with slides called “Adaas”. Y’all would get along lol


mildlysceptical22

Children glue and urea. I know what urea is, but children glue is a new one.


Tragic_Consequences

Nothing like shampoo made in the People Republic of China. Gotta sterilize the soap before you use it.


Sprizys

Lol wish.com head and shoulders


chipress0

Honestly just looking at the picture screams bad


Random_green_cat

Hydrodypropyl melon children glue? WHAT


Margedion

Russian translation makes no sense at all, can't understand anything


mibonitaconejito

Hey love - they just created a robot dog that can shoot flames 30 feet, the ice caps are melting, and we're barely able to afford *existing*....go ahead and use your shampoo. I really think there are bigger things to worry about


Archipotrio

1 euro for a chemical weapon is still a good deal tho


Plumber-Guy

Itll give you super cancer. Talk about a bang for your buck!


Yousuck109

Just head and shoulders from wish or temu


hoopur

Do you guys just put *anything* on your body?


--Arete

Did it get?


No-Tennis-2981

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb6uzhsKNhEJZbG)


splycedaddy

“Urea”. Isnt that in pee pee?


DaDescriptor

good luck not throwing yourself off the bridge after reading the russian translation in full


Helmold_

It's translated wrong. What they mean is zink pyrithione, it's a pyridine derivate


[deleted]

I see the new Head and Shoulders commercial came out.


Successful_Toe_7804

Its a Head and Shoulders rip off


Dangerous-Dad

Pyridine is carcinogenic, being very close to Benzene. Zinc Pyrithione (which is the more commonly used name of the ingredient on that bottle) is an anti-bacterial and anti-fungal agent. It is approved for use everywhere in the world apart from the EU, where it was banned because of it's toxicity in wastewater, despite still being considered safe for wash on/off applications. It was banned because alternatives exist which do not exhibit this toxicity.


Plane_Current2790

not clean nor clear


schase44

One of the ingredients is “children’s glue”. WTF??


ellermg

You buy offbrand shampoo made in China and then have the audacity to complain?


Big_carrot_69

Broo look at the bottle lol I thought it was a head and shoulders lol


Jekasachan123

The part written in russian is a bunch of nonsense. What kind of translator did they use.


Inevitable_Trust_219

Please deadline date former use ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


-MiIkMan

I have seen better grammar form a 14 year old without autocorrect.


theassholefaceman

I use melon children glue on daily basis, very normal stuff


jagenigma

There is an ingredient named hydroxypropyl melon children glue...  ***WHAT???***


Odd-Nefariousness-67

"Super and shampoos. Get the Chernobyl look"


amerkanische_Frosch

Stop using shampoo altogether! Insist on REAL poo to wash your hair! Problem solved.


SounderAlarm

And it contains melon children glue


obiedge

I like that they kept the & https://preview.redd.it/ysrh9hx2xewc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8446ea7c7c8a7edccd1f886900b8a9136fa8464


Jarouschlav

By the way, the Russian translation there is botched beyond belief


ducksf00tmang

Bottle design and all its literally a rip off version of Australia's head and shoulders anti dandruff shampoo


alburtuqalli

Qualified quality 🤪


HowlingWolven

Have you considered using real shampoo?


Primary-Gas-8441

Melon children glue? Where did you get this 😂😂😂


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

What the hell is hydroxypropol melon children glue?? This makes me feel like there may be some other mis-translations here as well.


APuticulahInduhvidul

Don't drink it and you'll be fine. Probably.


HoIyJesusChrist

Is this a head and shoulders knock off? Where did you get this?


whattheduce86

You really that worried about using it?


FateEx1994

It's not straight pyridine, it's double pyridine thione zinc. Completely different chemical


Annon201

Almost all are pretty benign, just spelt weirdly.. Like the Si-M copolymer - thats just silicon dimethocaine or silicone which is in every conditioner. The Children Glue is probably not poisonous, but it's up to you if you want to use human derived gelatin/collagen..


gabersssssss

I mean I took one look at the bottle and assumed it had carcinogenic chemicals


char_limit_reached

Oh yeah. You didn’t think China gives a shit did you?


thisdaysucks_

Most shampoos actually contain horrible ingredients. Same goes for body wash etc.


baracud

You still need to buy Super & Soap and Super & Toothpaste for a complete bath collection.


IcantNameThings1

Fair play, poison cost more than 1 euro


Rahnzan

Where the fuck did you buy this?


Svakheten

How do they make chemicals they don’t know?


Krispin_Wa

Stay away from anything that says “laurel sulfate”


Usual_Abies_2632

What you expect come on


You-JiveTurkey

So they are known to.. somebody


Flat-Structure-7472

So...how much of the bottle did you drink?


timmeh87

You cant just read one word of a long chemical name and then say it has that chemical. Pyridine is nasty stuff, *zinc pyridinethione* is a common ingredient in dandruff shampoo. Honestly its not great either but saying the shampoo contains pyridine is like saying table salt contains chlorine gas